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"Good morning campers. I wake to find out we lost another crew member and again it’s self inflicted. When will we learn that self pleasure kills. It’s ok to ask for help, if you want a wank ask someone else to do it " Reminds me of this James Bond tune... "cause nobody does it better..." | |||
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"Good morning campers. I wake to find out we lost another crew member and again it’s self inflicted. When will we learn that self pleasure kills. It’s ok to ask for help, if you want a wank ask someone else to do it " Apparently it's bad for your eyesight as well!!! | |||
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"Good morning campers. I wake to find out we lost another crew member and again it’s self inflicted. When will we learn that self pleasure kills. It’s ok to ask for help, if you want a wank ask someone else to do it Apparently it's bad for your eyesight as well!!! "I’d prefer to go blind than to be sucked off, into space that is  | |||
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"Good morning campers. I wake to find out we lost another crew member and again it’s self inflicted. When will we learn that self pleasure kills. It’s ok to ask for help, if you want a wank ask someone else to do it Apparently it's bad for your eyesight as well!!! "Remember the health and safety classes: safety glasses on, and never stand too close to an exploding dick, it will send you straight to purgatory | |||
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"So it screams like a banshee out of hell while it prints a scattergram all over the room, in the meanwhile draining the life out of bejesus? " Hahaha hahaha exactly..... This Thing hasn't got a hope in hell....... | |||
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"Morning guys  "morning nurse... ms... erm... CADET | |||
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"Good morning campers. I wake to find out we lost another crew member and again it’s self inflicted. When will we learn that self pleasure kills. It’s ok to ask for help, if you want a wank ask someone else to do it Apparently it's bad for your eyesight as well!!!
Remember the health and safety classes: safety glasses on, and never stand too close to an exploding dick, it will send you straight to purgatory "Or it'll send you straight to the baby wipes!!! | |||
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"Morning guys "Howiya Mrs... | |||
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"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it .. "That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place | |||
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"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..
That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place "I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....  | |||
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"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..
That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place
I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them...."Your always thinking of others | |||
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"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..
That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place
I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....
Your always thinking of others "We’re in this together Geralt my friend... anything to help keep the ladies safe | |||
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"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..
That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place
I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....
Your always thinking of others "He's the generous type alright. Id question if it was actually sunscreen though...  | |||
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"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..
That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place
I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....
Your always thinking of others
He's the generous type alright. Id question if it was actually sunscreen though... "Do you know how expensive that stuff is... ... I have my homemade remedy .. plenty of vitamin c and B12 ... its a great moisturiser too | |||
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"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..
That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place
I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....
Your always thinking of others
He's the generous type alright. Id question if it was actually sunscreen though...
Do you know how expensive that stuff is... ... I have my homemade remedy .. plenty of vitamin c and B12 ... its a great moisturiser too "Ahhh...no wonder my face is looking extra youthful this week | |||
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"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..
That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place
I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....
Your always thinking of others
He's the generous type alright. Id question if it was actually sunscreen though...
Do you know how expensive that stuff is... ... I have my homemade remedy .. plenty of vitamin c and B12 ... its a great moisturiser too
Ahhh...no wonder my face is looking extra youthful this week "It’s great for indigestion too.. we may need to up your dose ... and intensify the treatment | |||
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"That’s some solar flare out there lads... you can be sure no good can come of it ..
That’s how we got into this mess in the first one place
I wonder do any of the ladies need sunscreen Massaged onto them....
Your always thinking of others
He's the generous type alright. Id question if it was actually sunscreen though...
Do you know how expensive that stuff is... ... I have my homemade remedy .. plenty of vitamin c and B12 ... its a great moisturiser too
Ahhh...no wonder my face is looking extra youthful this week
It’s great for indigestion too.. we may need to up your dose ... and intensify the treatment "You do what you need to do, for my greater good obviously | |||
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"Morning guys
Howiya Mrs... "You've been very quiet. Been busy doing your 'thing'? | |||
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"Morning guys
Howiya Mrs...
You've been very quiet. Been busy doing your 'thing'? "He's looking forward to Miss. Starship 5000 going to town on him later.... | |||
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"Morning guys
Howiya Mrs...
You've been very quiet. Been busy doing your 'thing'?
He's looking forward to Miss. Starship 5000 going to town on him later.... "Im a starship trooper  | |||
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"Morning guys
Howiya Mrs...
You've been very quiet. Been busy doing your 'thing'?
He's looking forward to Miss. Starship 5000 going to town on him later....
Im a starship trooper "A good 40% plus of it is modeled on you..... | |||
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 that outfit is hotter than any sun. Anyone know what the “ punishment” is for tonight | |||
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 ... I don’t think it can be any of the regular crew at this point.. and the thing has to be just keeping their eye on us from time to time... I’m going with Redhott on this one .. my vote is curious voyeur .. curiously and suspiciously absent but still here. | |||
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That thing better be disinfected in full strength Dettol | |||
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, when will we finally get to the bottom of this, pun intended . | |||
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"We have a 'Thing' living amongst us which hasn't yet been identified. We've been wrong every day and yet we are so close to identifying it. This has gone on long enough! Meeting in the morning team to knock heads (wear yer helmets) and sort this for once and for all. Someone bring the whiskey "purple helmets? | |||
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"Morning crew. This is out of control now! At least you survived CV, just dont ask Ladypleaser for sudocream...it will be his home brew lotion .
Ok so who wants eggs for breakfast?"Scrambled with some sourdough toast Red thanks. I’ll get the coffee on | |||
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"Morning crew. This is out of control now! At least you survived CV, just dont ask Ladypleaser for sudocream...it will be his home brew lotion .
Ok so who wants eggs for breakfast?
Scrambled with some sourdough toast Red thanks. I’ll get the coffee on "Coming right up. | |||
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"Ill have some bacon if its going red, I'm starting early today, I'm mixing up some Bloody Marys, think I have Post traumatic Stress from watching that dildo in action last night..... "where did it go?" "could the dildo be the thing?" "bit more tabassco, black pepper, yum, breakfast of champions" " Oooh can i have one too please? | |||
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"*walks into the mess hall, freshly showered, with a towel round his hips, some of his Persian carpet still glistening from the humidity* Morning motherhumpers! Capn! *drops the mother of all dildos on the table with a heavy thump* Extracted, as requested. I see the patient is mobile, so that's a good sign, the medical bay reported no internal damage. *sits on the bench, and cracks a wide boyish smile when his eyes land on RedHott and his eyes meet with her, a bit of a flush coming to his face* Alright, so... I worked... Most of the night, on the specs and the design in the STC room, and I think the end result is satisfactory... *presses a button on his personal mobicomp, and a stark naked lady walks in with an expressionless face on her* Allow me to introduce Kiera, the first assassinator of her kind. As requested, her digestive tract is organic and on par with RedHott's egg processing capabilities. Her vocals match and overload ILs natural skills... Basically she can do what IL does but on a wide range of frequencies, coupled with synchronic functions, capable of causing earthquakes or medically precise pinpoint surgical procedures. Cyclone metabolic product extractor that could strip neutrons off atoms, and modeled by some... Recent inspirations. She is programmable, currently loaded with MBB material, but anything will do... And there are a few nasty surprises I will let the unsuspecting victims discover for themselves. " Is she a Robot | |||
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"*walks into the mess hall, freshly showered, with a towel round his hips, some of his Persian carpet still glistening from the humidity* Morning motherhumpers! Capn! *drops the mother of all dildos on the table with a heavy thump* Extracted, as requested. I see the patient is mobile, so that's a good sign, the medical bay reported no internal damage. *sits on the bench, and cracks a wide boyish smile when his eyes land on RedHott and his eyes meet with her, a bit of a flush coming to his face* Alright, so... I worked... Most of the night, on the specs and the design in the STC room, and I think the end result is satisfactory... *presses a button on his personal mobicomp, and a stark naked lady walks in with an expressionless face on her* Allow me to introduce Kiera, the first assassinator of her kind. As requested, her digestive tract is organic and on par with RedHott's egg processing capabilities. Her vocals match and overload ILs natural skills... Basically she can do what IL does but on a wide range of frequencies, coupled with synchronic functions, capable of causing earthquakes or medically precise pinpoint surgical procedures. Cyclone metabolic product extractor that could strip neutrons off atoms, and modeled by some... Recent inspirations. She is programmable, currently loaded with MBB material, but anything will do... And there are a few nasty surprises I will let the unsuspecting victims discover for themselves. Is she a Robot "A Ho-bot by the sounds of it | |||
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" Is she a Robot "Technically IT is a hybrid android, partially a cybernetic due to the integrated biological components without which it would be impossible to replicate certain functions. | |||
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" Is she a Robot
Technically IT is a hybrid android, partially a cybernetic due to the integrated biological components without which it would be impossible to replicate certain functions. "So in my eyes A Robot | |||
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"*walks into the mess hall, freshly showered, with a towel round his hips, some of his Persian carpet still glistening from the humidity* Morning motherhumpers! Capn! *drops the mother of all dildos on the table with a heavy thump* Extracted, as requested. I see the patient is mobile, so that's a good sign, the medical bay reported no internal damage. *sits on the bench, and cracks a wide boyish smile when his eyes land on RedHott and his eyes meet with her, a bit of a flush coming to his face* Alright, so... I worked... Most of the night, on the specs and the design in the STC room, and I think the end result is satisfactory... *presses a button on his personal mobicomp, and a stark naked lady walks in with an expressionless face on her* Allow me to introduce Kiera, the first assassinator of her kind. As requested, her digestive tract is organic and on par with RedHott's egg processing capabilities. Her vocals match and overload ILs natural skills... Basically she can do what IL does but on a wide range of frequencies, coupled with synchronic functions, capable of causing earthquakes or medically precise pinpoint surgical procedures. Cyclone metabolic product extractor that could strip neutrons off atoms, and modeled by some... Recent inspirations. She is programmable, currently loaded with MBB material, but anything will do... And there are a few nasty surprises I will let the unsuspecting victims discover for themselves. Is she a Robot
A Ho-bot by the sounds of it" | |||
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"Gonna need more Vodka in the next few, Mixing some up for you now goneiranbothar, you look like you could use someTHING.... Suspiciously disappeared again last night i see, off doing as Red says "thingy ting tings" " well.... its him, its you... and the cap... who else has not run the gauntlet yet? | |||
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"Gonna need more Vodka in the next few, Mixing some up for you now goneiranbothar, you look like you could use someTHING.... Suspiciously disappeared again last night i see, off doing as Red says "thingy ting tings" well.... its him, its you... and the cap... who else has not run the gauntlet yet?" True, now that IL is back, i beg any thing test performed on me please let it be a tripple tag team of IL, RH & 2plus N.... A man could die happy.... Especially full of Stolichnaya..... | |||
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"So the Thing remains undiscovered... what's been going on then ? " Lots of dildo based semi torture | |||
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"So the Thing remains undiscovered... what's been going on then ? Lots of dildo based semi torture " With some eggs thrown in. | |||
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"Chilling on deck drinking bloody marys.... Just saw an alien with 3 eyes.... What do you call an alien with 3 eyes? asks Redhot drinking her 5th bloody mary and looking dreamily at the dildo "An aliiien" says ladypleaser " I, I, I, see what You did there | |||
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"Chilling on deck drinking bloody marys.... Just saw an alien with 3 eyes.... What do you call an alien with 3 eyes? asks Redhot drinking her 5th bloody mary and looking dreamily at the dildo "An aliiien" says ladypleaser I, I, I, see what You did there "Hiccup...Hiccup...what? Who? dildo? Where?? | |||
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"Thanks Keira but I might stick to the kettle for the time being. That sun is flaring up again today" If anyone needs lotion ... just let me know ... | |||
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"It sure is hot in here today..." Another solar flare IL... the thing is coming | |||
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"Thanks Keira but I might stick to the kettle for the time being. That sun is flaring up again today If anyone needs lotion ... just let me know ... "Im starting to think its ectoplasm not lotion | |||
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"Thanks Keira but I might stick to the kettle for the time being. That sun is flaring up again today If anyone needs lotion ... just let me know ...
Im starting to think its ectoplasm not lotion "Are you not happy with the results or the taste? | |||
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"Thanks Keira but I might stick to the kettle for the time being. That sun is flaring up again today If anyone needs lotion ... just let me know ...
Im starting to think its ectoplasm not lotion
Are you not happy with the results or the taste? "I may need another taste to be sure!? | |||
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"Add pineapple and mango LP. Totally Tropical " A Cock-tail indeed | |||
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"Add pineapple and mango LP. Totally Tropical A Cock-tail indeed "Who mentioned cocks? | |||
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"Add pineapple and mango LP. Totally Tropical A Cock-tail indeed
Who mentioned cocks? "Love your new pic! X | |||
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"Add pineapple and mango LP. Totally Tropical A Cock-tail indeed
Who mentioned cocks?
Love your new pic! X"Ah thanks Red x But back to the cocks | |||
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"Add pineapple and mango LP. Totally Tropical A Cock-tail indeed
Who mentioned cocks?
Love your new pic! X
Ah thanks Red x
But back to the cocks " id settle for the cocktail just now | |||
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"Add pineapple and mango LP. Totally Tropical A Cock-tail indeed
Who mentioned cocks?
Love your new pic! X
Ah thanks Red x
But back to the cocks
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"Add pineapple and mango LP. Totally Tropical A Cock-tail indeed
Who mentioned cocks?
Love your new pic! X
Ah thanks Red x
But back to the cocks
id settle for the cocktail just now"I could go for a mojito myself. | |||
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"Add pineapple and mango LP. Totally Tropical A Cock-tail indeed
Who mentioned cocks?
Love your new pic! X
Ah thanks Red x
But back to the cocks
id settle for the cocktail just now
I could go for a mojito myself. "I'll have shljivovitza... Leave the bottle | |||
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.. it’s seriously pot luck now | |||
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"I’m gonna stick with my guess from last night, Ladypleaser step forward. " How's your bum now? Did you put on that calamine lotion I gave you | |||
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"I’m gonna stick with my guess from last night, Ladypleaser step forward. How's your bum now? Did you put on that calamine lotion I gave you "It’s feeling much better thanks, I didn’t think it would fit but you found a way | |||
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"I’m gonna stick with my guess from last night, Ladypleaser step forward. How's your bum now? Did you put on that calamine lotion I gave you
It’s feeling much better thanks, I didn’t think it would fit but you found a way"You shoulda got my lotion off Redhott Gerald.. you’d not have voted me tonight | |||
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"going for hemford cos he voted for me lol" You ruined my Marilyn Monroe fantasy you sic b@#stard. . Hahaha | |||
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"Ok since I've come back there's been little things I've noticed and little whispers amongst the crew as to who this thing must be it has to be goneiranbothar. This time I hope we have it right. " as it happens I hope you dont | |||
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"going for hemford cos he voted for me lol You ruined my Marilyn Monroe fantasy you sic b@#stard. . Hahaha "lmao.. | |||
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Our vote is for Ladypleaser19. You've been a bit too cool for school for our liking | |||
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"I’m gonna stick with my guess from last night, Ladypleaser step forward. How's your bum now? Did you put on that calamine lotion I gave you
It’s feeling much better thanks, I didn’t think it would fit but you found a way
You shoulda got my lotion off Redhott Gerald.. you’d not have voted me tonight "I’ll keep that in mind for the next time | |||
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"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum... "Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be... | |||
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"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum...
Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be... "Just for those crew not down with the kidds... G.O.A.T ... means Greatest Of All Time .... | |||
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"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum...
Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be...
Just for those crew not down with the kidds... G.O.A.T ... means Greatest Of All Time ....
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"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum...
Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be...
Just for those crew not down with the kidds... G.O.A.T ... means Greatest Of All Time ....
Or Get Out Alive Team"Reckon you got that right | |||
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"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum...
Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be...
Just for those crew not down with the kidds... G.O.A.T ... means Greatest Of All Time ....
Or Get Out Alive Team"Or get out alive Thing. | |||
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"GO neri A nbotharlea T... GOAT.... THING " way too much time on your hands | |||
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"I get the feeling there’s a ploy to extract my G.O.A.T lotion serum...
Aha and now I'm rethinking who Might The Thing be...
Just for those crew not down with the kidds... G.O.A.T ... means Greatest Of All Time ....
Or Get Out Alive Team
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"I think we got this guys at last "Are you really sure Red . I'm not convinced we got the right "person" .... | |||
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Are you really sure Red . I'm not convinced we got the right "person" .... "I know a thing when i see one, he's definitely a thing. His lotion tastes rancid, we made the right choice | |||
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Are you really sure Red . I'm not convinced we got the right "person" ....
I know a thing when i see one, he's definitely a thing. His lotion tastes rancid, we made the right choice "Rancid | |||
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Are you really sure Red . I'm not convinced we got the right "person" ....
I know a thing when i see one, he's definitely a thing. His lotion tastes rancid, we made the right choice "You sound very convinced Red . Did his lotion then maybe infect you | |||
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I know a thing when i see one, he's definitely a thing. His lotion tastes rancid, we made the right choice
You sound very convinced Red . Did his lotion then maybe infect you "Couldn't have..i didn't swallow it | |||
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is there more though???"Oh I would say so .. | |||
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"Alcohol, dildos, silver bikinis this is going to be epic " I haven't eaten since this morning, did i hear Dr.p say those silver bikinis were edible? I'd murder the bottoms off two of them, although probably more eating in the tops, Anyone want to go halves on either of the ladies? | |||
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"Alcohol, dildos, silver bikinis this is going to be epic I haven't eaten since this morning, did i hear Dr.p say those silver bikinis were edible? I'd murder the bottoms off two of them, although probably more eating in the tops, Anyone want to go halves on either of the ladies? " I've one you can try on for size .. | |||
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"Jameson for me... Is he new, I haven’t met him yet" Grab a glass I'll introduce you.. | |||
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"Jameson for me... Is he new, I haven’t met him yet Grab a glass I'll introduce you.. " Sip sip | |||
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"Brilliant lads, finally we hit the jackpot!! Before we party the night (and bikinis) away, we need a quick meeting. We've eliminated a 'Thing' and good riddance to it, so do we now vote to bring in the rescue team and get ourselves home, or do we stay and see if there are more Things? "any downside to going home?? | |||
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any downside to going home??"If there are more things and we go home, they come home with us | |||
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"Brilliant lads, finally we hit the jackpot!! Before we party the night (and bikinis) away, we need a quick meeting. We've eliminated a 'Thing' and good riddance to it, so do we now vote to bring in the rescue team and get ourselves home, or do we stay and see if there are more Things?
any downside to going home??
If there are more things and we go home, they come home with us "yeah, i think earth has enough problems coping with a virus without bringing home Things lol.......right lets party the shit out of it and we go again in the morning.......nice heels for dancing in ladies....now get down off the hull and come back in | |||
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"Im happy to go home, ive a goat to adopt and to be honest im eggshausted "Eggactly what a thing would say | |||
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"Im happy to go home, ive a goat to adopt and to be honest im eggshausted
we'll be keeping an eye on you Redhott....and if we are wrong at least it will have been pleasent viewing lol"Said the THING.... Three days you've been getting away with it eh huh, now focusing on RED, although i must admit, ive been focused on parts of her too.... Dont fall for it guys, this guy is the Thing | |||
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"Im happy to go home, ive a goat to adopt and to be honest im eggshausted
we'll be keeping an eye on you Redhott....and if we are wrong at least it will have been pleasent viewing lol
Said the THING....
Three days you've been getting away with it eh huh, now focusing on RED, although i must admit, ive been focused on parts of her too....
Dont fall for it guys, this guy is the Thing "keeping an eye on you too with your necrophilic tendencies | |||
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"Red I was thinking of us sharing a lift home. Not now as you may bite me and not in a good way. Are you The Thing? "Taxi!!!! Thats my lift right there lads | |||
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"I voted for the thing, i led him to his demise with my scent remember? I'd imagine things stick together! "time will tell | |||
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"I voted for the thing, i led him to his demise with my scent remember? I'd imagine things stick together! "Or get rid of him to protect yourself Red. Thats a real Thing to do. | |||
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"Im happy to go home, ive a goat to adopt and to be honest im eggshausted
we'll be keeping an eye on you Redhott....and if we are wrong at least it will have been pleasent viewing lol
Said the THING....
Three days you've been getting away with it eh huh, now focusing on RED, although i must admit, ive been focused on parts of her too....
Dont fall for it guys, this guy is the Thing
keeping an eye on you too with your necrophilic tendencies "Them der rumours are greatly exaggerated,twas only the tip.....and we all know the tip don't count But i aint the thing | |||
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"I voted for the thing, i led him to his demise with my scent remember? I'd imagine things stick together!
Or get rid of him to protect yourself Red. Thats a real Thing to do. "Id never do that, i don't want to be a single mother to the goat  | |||
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"I voted for the thing, i led him to his demise with my scent remember? I'd imagine things stick together!
Or get rid of him to protect yourself Red. Thats a real Thing to do.
Id never do that, i don't want to be a single mother to the goat "You may have another Thing here too that was keeping you company.. | |||
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"We all need to be tested at least once... And God knows how many more of us are infected" Yes random tests are needed. | |||
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"We all need to be tested at least once... And God knows how many more of us are infected" Why only once? , surely the people who were tested first would be prime targets to get assimilated by the thing to be things so as to not be suspicious or suspected.... Just because you were once NOT the thing does not mean that you are currently not the thing... | |||
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"We all need to be tested at least once... And God knows how many more of us are infected Why only once? , surely the people who were tested first would be prime targets to get assimilated by the thing to be things so as to not be suspicious or suspected.... Just because you were once NOT the thing does not mean that you are currently not the thing... " Oohhhhh now theres a thought | |||
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Tomorrow we take THE vote
For now, we party! Stick on the ABBA cd there someone | |||
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"Ooh You can dance You can jive Having the time of your life Ooh, see that girl Watch that scene Digging the dancing queen" Your not singing again are you | |||
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