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By *oft_sexy_sweet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

Just had my smear test and found myself prepping like it was a hot date. Nice underwear, trimmed v, legs shaved etc... it's the closest thing to any action I've had in a long time!!

She ended up using three different speculum so it was basically a gangbang....

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Glad to hear it went well...

Will there be a second date ?? Mad orgy ??

What did you have for breakfast whilst we are here ....

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By *oft_sexy_sweet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Glad to hear it went well...

Will there be a second date ?? Mad orgy ??

What did you have for breakfast whilst we are here ....

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Yeah I'll probably see them again in 3 years or so

Breakfast was Yoghurt, granola and coffee

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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Well done on going for Smear during this ongoing pandemic as many others will probably not attend appointments and could miss out on any early problem detections. Also great to see that the service is still being fully offered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole process I think has improved over the years however not to sure about them now not calling people for 5 years if smear is clear.

Now let's hope the sti home test gets rolled out for the whole country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter had a smear recently and was in tears afterwards .The person doing it was only new and was a bit rough.

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By *oft_sexy_sweet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"My daughter had a smear recently and was in tears afterwards .The person doing it was only new and was a bit rough."

They are zero craic tbh, especially if they use the wrong speculum, it is genuinely painful and uncomfortable. Thankfully it really only takes a few minutes and once you know what's involved it's a little less scary! I hope her experience won't put her off!

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas


"My daughter had a smear recently and was in tears afterwards .The person doing it was only new and was a bit rough.

They are zero craic tbh, especially if they use the wrong speculum, it is genuinely painful and uncomfortable. Thankfully it really only takes a few minutes and once you know what's involved it's a little less scary! I hope her experience won't put her off!"

Ive mine booked in for early next month , they have to use a longer speculum as my "tunnel" is longer than normal , i hate them

Mrs crazy

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm amazed that it still to be a painful and uncomfortable experience for women

I remember nearly 40 yrs ago having to go into the family planning clinic in cathal bruagh street to hold my girlfriends hand as she found them so distressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had my smear test and found myself prepping like it was a hot date. Nice underwear, trimmed v, legs shaved etc... it's the closest thing to any action I've had in a long time!!

She ended up using three different speculum so it was basically a gangbang....

"

I'm fighting with mine to even book in to get mine done. Fair play for getting sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It shouldn't be scary or uncomfortable. It really Annoys me that they didn't develop another effective way of doing this testing on women. I kind of think this was initially created, this way, by men obsessed with the female genitalia and its intrusive observation.

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

I have mine on Monday. I have to go annually as I nearly always have abnormal smears. I even noticed the new chair they got when I was up last year

I normally don’t ever have an issue with getting them, but the one last year hurt like a mofo.

But it won’t put me off having them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never bothered me.

Relaxing is key. I get that like anything some people are better at doing them than others and so can make it a less uncomfortable experience.

Vital test. Way less traumatic than the potential treatment needed if abnormal cells go undetected

Had one recently and was relieved to find the turnaround for results has massively improved from the 8 fucking months I had to wait last time

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

A friend of mine had hers recently & reported back that her doctor warmed up the speculum & their hands with warm water. Said it made a huge difference to her comfort levels. Small things can really help make it a less uncomfortable experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had my smear test and found myself prepping like it was a hot date. Nice underwear, trimmed v, legs shaved etc... it's the closest thing to any action I've had in a long time!!

She ended up using three different speculum so it was basically a gangbang....

I'm fighting with mine to even book in to get mine done. Fair play for getting sorted "

That's crazy I was onto my doc about something separate and she asked me had I booked it.

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I always take ibuprofen before mine. Something about it relaxes the muscles, so it doesn’t feel as bad. It could be all in my head of course, but I’ve to have them 6 monthly for the foreseeable

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"I always take ibuprofen before mine. Something about it relaxes the muscles, so it doesn’t feel as bad. It could be all in my head of course, but I’ve to have them 6 monthly for the foreseeable "

Yyeeeeshh!! Hope yer ok. I had them 6mthky for a few yrs too until a colposcopy showed it was scar tissue. Been fine since then.

I don’t find them sore just uncomfortable. Wiggle your toes abd it’s usually over pretty quickly.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

ah smears. Nothing like having the equivalent of kitchen utensil been shoved up there. every female doctor that has done them for me has left me in bits. my last one was done by my own doctor (male) and i barely felt it. still hate them though

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I always take ibuprofen before mine. Something about it relaxes the muscles, so it doesn’t feel as bad. It could be all in my head of course, but I’ve to have them 6 monthly for the foreseeable

Yyeeeeshh!! Hope yer ok. I had them 6mthky for a few yrs too until a colposcopy showed it was scar tissue. Been fine since then.

I don’t find them sore just uncomfortable. Wiggle your toes abd it’s usually over pretty quickly. "

Thanks I’m ok now. A few uncomfortable procedures to remove the offending cells and I’m on the mend!

Lesson learned though, don’t put off a smear just because you’re embarrassed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always take ibuprofen before mine. Something about it relaxes the muscles, so it doesn’t feel as bad. It could be all in my head of course, but I’ve to have them 6 monthly for the foreseeable

Yyeeeeshh!! Hope yer ok. I had them 6mthky for a few yrs too until a colposcopy showed it was scar tissue. Been fine since then.

I don’t find them sore just uncomfortable. Wiggle your toes abd it’s usually over pretty quickly.

Thanks I’m ok now. A few uncomfortable procedures to remove the offending cells and I’m on the mend!

Lesson learned though, don’t put off a smear just because you’re embarrassed! "

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"Just had my smear test and found myself prepping like it was a hot date. Nice underwear, trimmed v, legs shaved etc... it's the closest thing to any action I've had in a long time!!

She ended up using three different speculum so it was basically a gangbang....

"

I presume they were well verified

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