FabSwingers.com forum: The Thing

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over a year ago

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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ahhh we are back up and running

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Anything left in the canteen for lunch

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen some dubious looking lemon muffins in the canteen.....

Suspiciously delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they crumbs on your lips??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they crumbs on your lips?? "

Only for you

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help?"

I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help?

I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat "

I have some McGyver skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they crumbs on your lips??

Only for you

Am I only worth a few crumbs

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help?

I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat

I have some McGyver skills

I heard they were more .. McGusher skills...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help?

I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat

I have some McGyver skills

Well come on over and give us a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help?

I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat

I have some McGyver skills

I heard they were more .. McGusher skills...

You heard them alright, in fact im certain you quite enjoyed them..squelch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they crumbs on your lips??

Only for you

Am I only worth a few crumbs

What gave you that idea?

Think more Hansel and Gretal and the breadcrumb trail, although with a happy ending

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Geralt, any luck with that heating unit? Still need help?

I think I might be able to jerry rig something and get us some heat

I have some McGyver skills

aight, lets go try get that POS sorted...

*picks up the heavy toolbox and beckons the witcher and the nurse-of-the-day on*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they crumbs on your lips??

Only for you

Am I only worth a few crumbs

What gave you that idea?

Think more Hansel and Gretal and the breadcrumb trail, although with a happy ending "

Well we all enjoy the happy trail...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had it with this motherf***ing Thing on this motherf***ing ship!" says Samuel L. Hemford

"We've lost our resident, albeit handy, doctor and Drproton has been in the foetal position ever since Inquisitive Lady serenaded him last night"

With tensions higher than ever before a sudden realisation falls upon the crew...

"Its been days since we first saw the entity... And we haven't found it... How do we know it doesn't... Spread?"

"What do you mean?" queries Goneirianbothar

"What I mean is... What if there's more than one? What if it's making its way through the crew.. Turning us against one another" explains Geralt80

"Well then we might have to resort to more extreme measures. We can't know how to fully test one another until we can identify and study this... Thing. So before then... We may just have to bring out the big guns, the most hostile environment known this side of Uranus" says the_ofusplus

"You don't mean..."

"Yes... Tonight, at 8pm, the crew member with the most votes will have to... clean the toilet... And Redhott had eggs for dinner..."

"Mother of God!!" gasps the entire crew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pete you've destroyed my untarnished reputation here with these gas rumours...or should that be rep'toot'ation....

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Pete you've destroyed my untarnished reputation here with these gas rumours...or should that be rep'toot'ation....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ger my man you got the gloves on you already, _ofusplus thought it was you yesterday, you disappeared right when it was Now 6 '80s special.....

Sorry dude but i think even if it isnt you, you're probably best equipped to deal with Reds Rear Retreat..

Tonight my nomination is gerult as "the thing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ger my man you got the gloves on you already, _ofusplus thought it was you yesterday, you disappeared right when it was Now 6 '80s special.....

Sorry dude but i think even if it isnt you, you're probably best equipped to deal with Reds Rear Retreat..

Tonight my nomination is gerult as "the thing" "

Who wouldn't enjoy a Reds Rear Retreat in fairness!

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

and I thought IL’s singing was dangerous ... Cap’n Nicole .. can we vote to give Red her own facilities

at the other side of the ship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I thought IL’s singing was dangerous ... Cap’n Nicole .. can we vote to give Red her own facilities

at the other side of the ship

Don't you start, you'd use my facilities, again, in a heartbeat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there's nothing wrong with my singing. A few lessons and I'll be stage bound in no time.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually "

You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually

You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie

I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually

You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie

I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it "

Any "thing" ...

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Hey there's nothing wrong with my singing. A few lessons and I'll be stage bound in no time. "

Gagged and bound

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually

You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie

I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it

Any "thing" ...

Are you saying the captain is the thing

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually

You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie

I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it

Any "thing" ...

Are you saying the captain is the thing "

Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey there's nothing wrong with my singing. A few lessons and I'll be stage bound in no time.

Gagged and bound

Very enticing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually

You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie

I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it

Any "thing" ...

Are you saying the captain is the thing

Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing "

Only Thing I am is a singer

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually

You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie

I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it

Any "thing" ...

Are you saying the captain is the thing

Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing

Only Thing I am is a swinger

Fixed that for you, you ain’t no singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually

You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie

I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it

Any "thing" ...

Are you saying the captain is the thing

Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing

Only Thing I am is a swinger

Fixed that for you, you ain’t no singer "

I have my moments

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually

You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie

I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it

Any "thing" ...

Are you saying the captain is the thing

Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing

Only Thing I am is a swinger

Fixed that for you, you ain’t no singer

I have my moments

Tell that to DrP

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Today I’m gonna vote for the diva herself Inquisitive Lady. My strategy of picking names out of a hat or helmet in this case has to pay off eventually

You'll soon be proved wrong sweetie

I’d say my number is up tonight, if the captain has anything to do with it

Any "thing" ...

Are you saying the captain is the thing

Or are you trying to deflect because it’s you that’s in fact the thing

Only Thing I am is a swinger

Fixed that for you, you ain’t no singer

I have my moments

Swingers ... were all swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if this thing has infected us all already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like what if I'm the last one here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Hello hello is there anybody out there.....

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Hello Hello hello is there anybody out there....."

We’re all hiding from your singing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Hello hello is there anybody out there.....

We’re all hiding from your singing

Or maybe you know I'm onto you . Ger My vote is for you. You I think are The Thing ...

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Pete you've destroyed my untarnished reputation here with these gas rumours...or should that be rep'toot'ation....

Re'poo'tation more likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IL, your legendary oral skills could have flushed out the thing,

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Sorry guys, we were, erm, doing a stockcheck of the bar

But the heads are clear and one thing's for sure ... G80 from Cork has the stuff, the gloves and the hoover to do it....you get our vote again

30 minutes to vote guys.

... or do we get Red to clean up her own mess?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Hey there's nothing wrong with my singing. A few lessons and I'll be stage bound in no time. "

Madame...

*sighs, with a candid look on his face*

You make the Hydrogen sonata sound like something composed by a baby Mozart and Beethoven might have had if sex and DNA recombination worked that way...

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Was Keano with you cap’n... a tad quiet lately.. maybe he’s hiding his ..thing ..keano gets my vote

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I think I am gonna be a vindictive little as**ole, and suggest that IL inquires the content of that toilet thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys, we were, erm, doing a stockcheck of the bar

But the heads are clear and one thing's for sure ... G80 from Cork has the stuff, the gloves and the hoover to do it....you get our vote again

30 minutes to vote guys.

... or do we get Red to clean up her own mess?

No mess tonight guys, clean as a whistle, ive been watching what i was eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IL, your legendary oral skills could have flushed out the thing,

Did I kill it .... Should I sing again..

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

I expect that any thing even laying its eyes on that toilet facility would rather melt its olfactory sensors with hydrochloride acid and gauge its light receptors then witness that rudimentary disruption of all that is holy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

??.

Hahaha

Spot on, blast the thing to hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit "

Oh should i take it off?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

*starts with a high pitched voice*

the biscuits were right there on the counter, and you never said you wanted any! Whaaaaat?

Besides, we only got rich tea, none of the chocolate ones, so... I was pretty sure you'd give them a pass

but tell ya what, tell me how I can make up for my indiscretions

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

Oh should i take it off?"

You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

Oh should i take it off?"

Maybe just pop out a little nipple, just to check the temperature, the hardness should let us know if ger fixed the boiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

*starts with a high pitched voice*

the biscuits were right there on the counter, and you never said you wanted any! Whaaaaat?

Besides, we only got rich tea, none of the chocolate ones, so... I was pretty sure you'd give them a pass

but tell ya what, tell me how I can make up for my indiscretions

Ill have to think about that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

Oh should i take it off?

You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer

"
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In your mouth to shut you up for a while

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

Oh should i take it off?

Maybe just pop out a little nipple, just to check the temperature, the hardness should let us know if ger fixed the boiler "

If the lack of heat means that there’ll be awesome boobage on show then the heating is never getting fixed. I can guaran-goddam-tee it

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

Oh should i take it off?

You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer

In your mouth to shut you up for a while

I eggspected nothing less

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With the crew assembled, Redhott approaches Geralt80 with a space mop and moon bucket...

"God speed... I tried to open the window but then realised we're in space so... Good luck with that!"

With a look of pure fear and his trademark red turtleneck jumper pulled up over his mouth and nose... Geralt80 knew his fate...

"If this is what I have to do to prove I'm still one of you.. So be it"

He opens the bathroom door and is immediately hit with a smell that can best be described as similar to when you fart in the shower...heinous!

"God.. It's... No, I can do it.... Nope! Move t'f*ck! I'm not strong enough, I thought I was, shift it!"

Struggling against the crew his resistance is met with suspicion... "You said you would do it, why the change... Are you one of 'them'!?"

"Christ no, it's just... It's up the walls for crying out loud!!"

With that they lock him in, his pounding at the door met with stony resilience

"C'mon, we can check on him through this peephole" says Keanored

"... Why is there a peephole into the ladies bathro..."

"There's no time to explain, hurry!!"

The crew gather as mission leaders the_ofusplus look through into the bathroom...

"Well... Did he break? Did the entity escape from inside him, can you see it?

Geralt80 is lifeless on the floor... Blood surrounding him... Has the Thing been sussed!...

"No, he's one of us" they say "... He just slipped on the mop and hit his head on the toilet, I think his pants fell are slipping off too.."

With that the crew enter to find Geralt80 face down, ass up... But alive

"Someone carry him to the infirmary and for God's sake pull his pants up! I know you're still out there... And we're coming for you Thing! Even if I have to make Redhott an omelette every... Damn... Day" remarks the_ofusplus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

Oh should i take it off?

You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer

In your mouth to shut you up for a while

I eggspected nothing less

You're some yolk!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The plot thickens.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least I'll get an omelette made every day...

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

Oh should i take it off?

You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer

In your mouth to shut you up for a while

I eggspected nothing less

You're some yolk!

Slight eggsaggeration ... I’m more sunny side up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

Oh should i take it off?

You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer

In your mouth to shut you up for a while

I eggspected nothing less

You're some yolk!

Slight eggsaggeration ... I’m more sunny side up

Im so OVER your EASY ass

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Clear the way!

*walks in with space suit, visor down, gently picks up the witchers pants up, carries him down the hallway to decontamination room, runs the cycle three times to make sure all egg converted matter is gone, and takes the lump body to the infirmary and sets it down into medical bay*

You got off better then expected, your eyelashes and eyebrows did not melt from the gasses...

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

Oh should i take it off?

You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer

In your mouth to shut you up for a while

I eggspected nothing less

You're some yolk!

Slight eggsaggeration ... I’m more sunny side up

Im so OVER your EASY ass

You’ll come scrambling back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

Oh should i take it off?

You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer

In your mouth to shut you up for a while

I eggspected nothing less

You're some yolk!

Slight eggsaggeration ... I’m more sunny side up

Im so OVER your EASY ass

You’ll come scrambling back

Just dont be shell shocked when i dont babe

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh, and by the way... you know that TEA that Red Hot got this morning from me?

Let's just say it might have had a few... supplements... to help with her clearing the egg induced issues

Are you slipping things into my drinks?

. That warrants a vote from me

What? You feel better now, all cleared out

That’s Dr proton off the Tae Duty

I didn't even get a biscuit to go with the spiked tae

Some dodgy biscuits around here with you wearing that nurse outfit

Oh should i take it off?

You can’t take it off Red... where will you stick your thermometer

In your mouth to shut you up for a while

I eggspected nothing less

You're some yolk!

Slight eggsaggeration ... I’m more sunny side up

Im so OVER your EASY ass

You’ll come scrambling back

Just dont be shell shocked when i dont babe

Free Range ...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Clear the way!

You got off better then expected, your eyelashes and eyebrows did not melt from the gasses... "

I’m just happy that I got a chance to clear my name

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Clear the way!

You got off better then expected, your eyelashes and eyebrows did not melt from the gasses...

I’m just happy that I got a chance to clear my name "

Well i'll be

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Clear the way!

You got off better then expected, your eyelashes and eyebrows did not melt from the gasses...

I’m just happy that I got a chance to clear my name "

You’ll need another few showers

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"At least I'll get an omelette made every day...

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Clear the way!

You got off better then expected, your eyelashes and eyebrows did not melt from the gasses...

I’m just happy that I got a chance to clear my name

Well i'll be

Once again I leave you disappointed

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"At least I'll get an omelette made every day...

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Without laxatives I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Cadets . Hows all now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a bit nippy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a bit nippy..... "

And some look cheeky

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"At least I'll get an omelette made every day...

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Without laxatives I suppose

I like mine with a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, cock or tail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, anyone for cocktails?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I’m just happy that I got a chance to clear my name

Well i'll be

Once again I leave you disappointed

It's OK, I saw your bare ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing seems to have silenced the crew......

Its lonely here in space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing seems to have silenced the crew......

Its lonely here in space"

I've been here waiting for my cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing seems to have silenced the crew......

Its lonely here in space

I've been here waiting for my cocktail

I put the tablets in mine, think ill need them tonight...

Whats your poison Red ?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*puts in some finishing touches to the selection of hotel style omelette, sausages, bacon, mushrooms and some black pudding, while some classical instrumental from mid 20th century plays from the sound system*

Come and get it! Plates are there, food is there, cutlery here. Laxatives, salt, and other confectionary is right here, so feel free to choose your own poison.

Tea, coffee, and I found some OJ are at the counter.

*fills his plate with a full Irish, gets some tea and drops three sweeteners into it, and proceeds to sit at the long table*

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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After what I saw last night I’ll pass on the eggs

maybe just some tea and toast this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think im having the omelette aren't i...

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I think im having the omelette aren't i...

I see someone decided to bring out the big gun!

*bends lower and takes a long hard look*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think im having the omelette aren't i...

I see someone decided to bring out the big gun!

*bends lower and takes a long hard look*"

You're a brave man getting that close...

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I think im having the omelette aren't i...

I see someone decided to bring out the big gun!

*bends lower and takes a long hard look*

You're a brave man getting that close...

*bends upwards, his eyes still fixated, cocks his head in a little nod*

It's goddamn worth it! Especially if it's gonna end this thing

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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This Thing has to slip up eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dropped off after drinking alone last night, red disappeared so i had to drink her cocktail too.... Suspicious me thinks, could these eggs be fuel for the thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dropped off after drinking alone last night, red disappeared so i had to drink her cocktail too.... Suspicious me thinks, could these eggs be fuel for the thing? "

Ive eggshausted the egg addiction now, ive over egged the pudding,i may have to make an eggsit before this gets any worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crack on babeeeeeeeeeee......

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*clears his throat*

so guys... a couple of things...

First, I'd like you to know that the life support systems are back to nominal.

We have located the source of the problem

*slaps a foot long double dildo, wrapped in a biohazard sample bag, on the table*

we found this stuck in the atmosphere processor intake valve... Now, we dont know how it wound up there, or why, or whatever, but if its the thing behind this, I have no idea what this means. If its not, again, I don't understand how anyone would want to do this, man!

*shifts his weight a bit*

on another note, captn, whats the story with those samples we collected? tests back yet? also, you really think its a good idea to split up individually like that? the thing could attack you and there'd be nobody there to help you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dropped off after drinking alone last night, red disappeared so i had to drink her cocktail too.... Suspicious me thinks, could these eggs be fuel for the thing?

Ive eggshausted the egg addiction now, ive over egged the pudding,i may have to make an eggsit before this gets any worse.

Eggsellent idea... moving on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*clears his throat*

so guys... a couple of things...

First, I'd like you to know that the life support systems are back to nominal.

We have located the source of the problem

*slaps a foot long double dildo, wrapped in a biohazard sample bag, on the table*

*shifts his weight a bit*

Double dildo.. Dr... interesting

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"*clears his throat*

so guys... a couple of things...

First, I'd like you to know that the life support systems are back to nominal.

We have located the source of the problem

*slaps a foot long double dildo, wrapped in a biohazard sample bag, on the table*

*shifts his weight a bit*

Extremely worrying development, that dildo. If I remember correctly, a certain crew member used a similar-looking double dildo as a defensive weapon way back in another dimension

They may have been innocent then, but can they STILL be innocent?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"*clears his throat*

so guys... a couple of things...

First, I'd like you to know that the life support systems are back to nominal.

We have located the source of the problem

*slaps a foot long double dildo, wrapped in a biohazard sample bag, on the table*

*shifts his weight a bit*

Extremely worrying development, that dildo. If I remember correctly, a certain crew member used a similar-looking double dildo as a defensive weapon way back in another dimension

They may have been innocent then, but can they STILL be innocent?

not after that dildo they aint!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Extremely worrying development, that dildo. If I remember correctly, a certain crew member used a similar-looking double dildo as a defensive weapon way back in another dimension

They may have been innocent then, but can they STILL be innocent?

not after that dildo they aint!"

Careful when handling it, we don't know where it's been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extremely worrying development, that dildo. If I remember correctly, a certain crew member used a similar-looking double dildo as a defensive weapon way back in another dimension

They may have been innocent then, but can they STILL be innocent?

not after that dildo they aint!

Careful when handling it, we don't know where it's been

Is there any silver bikini fabric on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extremely worrying development, that dildo. If I remember correctly, a certain crew member used a similar-looking double dildo as a defensive weapon way back in another dimension

They may have been innocent then, but can they STILL be innocent?

not after that dildo they aint!

Careful when handling it, we don't know where it's been

Is there any silver bikini fabric on it? "

Was there egg on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/04/21 14:25:58]"

Do things eat eggs or just lay them?.

Red????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/04/21 14:25:58]

Do things eat eggs or just lay them?.

Red???? "

Eh..you'd have to ask a thing,not a crew member/nurse/gas woman altogether.

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over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/04/21 14:25:58]

Do things eat eggs or just lay them?.

Red????

Eh..you'd have to ask a thing,not a crew member/nurse/gas woman altogether.

Uh huh.....

Every-THING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red"

Nooooooo....ah go on so, just a quick tickle

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red"

Thank god I still have the gloves on

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over a year ago

"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red

Thank god I still have the gloves on "

This is going to get messy, we need to strap her uo and go deep lads.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red

Thank god I still have the gloves on

This is going to get messy, we need to strap her uo and go deep lads.......

Ah here lads calm down, ive just had my omelette

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red

Thank god I still have the gloves on

This is going to get messy, we need to strap her uo and go deep lads.......

Ah here lads calm down, ive just had my omelette

Ok, I am pretty sure this will be a futile excercise, but lets get it done with, and then I need to ask: where the hell is IL gone?!?!

(btw, got RL obligations, I might wink out for a few hours)

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red

Thank god I still have the gloves on

This is going to get messy, we need to strap her uo and go deep lads.......

Ah here lads calm down, ive just had my omelette

Ok, I am pretty sure this will be a futile excercise, but lets get it done with, and then I need to ask: where the hell is IL gone?!?!

(btw, got RL obligations, I might wink out for a few hours)"

IL has gone into hiding since I accused her of being the Thing.

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over a year ago

Time has lost all sense of being aboard the Avalon, mixed with the paranoia the crew are struggling to maintain sanity...

"I was speaking to Dr. Jeeves this morning, our resident penguin physician, and he said that we're all in tip-top shape!" maintained Ulsterfry

..."Of course he did, of course he did... White With, get the tranquilliser and get him some bed rest" whispered the_ofusplus

"I'm LadyPleaser19, captain"

... "God, maybe I'm delirious too! What are Dr. Jeeves' office hours, Mr. Fry?"

"Wait!"

It was at that moment the crew realised... They're missing members of the crew... They'd be so preoccupied with finding the entity that they'd not realised their numbers had been dwindling... Has the Thing struck them down in a far more deadly manner?..

The crew scrambled to find White Witch whom they hadn't seen since first boarding the Avalon..

Searching the control deck, sleeping quarters, even the air lock where just the lingering floating of Shameless' pants lay.

"Have you checked the bathro..."

"Ssssshhh, quiet time now" says Geralt80

"Captain, come quick!!" yells Goneirianbothar

It's then that the crew are alerted to the sight of their beloved crew member... Outside the Avalon... Floating lifeless through space

"What's she doing out there?! What the hell happened! Is she... Was she... A Thing even?"

"I don't think so" says the captain. "I just don't know how this happend?"

Drproton very sheepishly steps forward... "I think I might know what happened, Captain..."

It's then he explains that last night, whilst drinking to drown out the memory of Dolly Parton that he stumbled d*unk into the control deck and pretended to play Captain

"Sssshet the phasers to *hic* shtun! Give her all she's got! Capin, I need *hic* you to hit nekkid, stat! That's an odor, dammit!"

He later explains that he was pressing any and all thee buttons pretending to wage war with Jupiter and its at this point he believes he may have fired what was believed to be an 'empty' missile... Only to discover that White Witch was still hiding in their from their game of hide and seek the day before

"To be fair, it was a dynamite hiding spot!..."

"Damn!! We're another crew member down and no closer to discovering this.. Thing! From now on games are kept to minimum of Strip Poker, Jenga and space monopoly... The real fun can start when we find this monster... Starting tonight! At 8pm... The crew member with the most votes is getting acquainted with that dildo.. "

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over a year ago

Active crew:

Shameless

Inquisitive Lady

Rquinn

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

FozzyOClock

Ulsterfry

Drproton

LadyPleaser19

Keanored

Redhott

Goneirianbothar

Hemford

White Witch

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Somebody is in for a treat this evening

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*keeps staring at the dildo while it is still in the biohazard bag, and then it dawns upon him*

CAPN! CAPN! I was wondering why the hell this looked familiar, this dildo is powered by a latest generation neutrino cells! This thing can produce a minute subatomic level black hole if used right! Orgasms from this thing will blow your mind, almost literally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have to be one crew member?

I suggest we get the mud baths out and let Red & IL have a vaginal tug of war with the double dildo......

But how would that affect the thing?

"It's worth a try!!!", shouted everyone on the ship....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have to be one crew member?

I suggest we get the mud baths out and let Red & IL have a vaginal tug of war with the double dildo......

But how would that affect the thing?

"It's worth a try!!!", shouted everyone on the ship....

A vaginal tug of war...bring it on...but i have a firm grip..just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have to be one crew member?

I suggest we get the mud baths out and let Red & IL have a vaginal tug of war with the double dildo......

But how would that affect the thing?

"It's worth a try!!!", shouted everyone on the ship....

A vaginal tug of war...bring it on...but i have a firm grip..just sayin

Now we are talkin'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have to be one crew member?

I suggest we get the mud baths out and let Red & IL have a vaginal tug of war with the double dildo......

But how would that affect the thing?

"It's worth a try!!!", shouted everyone on the ship....

A vaginal tug of war...bring it on...but i have a firm grip..just sayin

Now we are talkin'.... "

Yes its eggstraordinary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have to be one crew member?

I suggest we get the mud baths out and let Red & IL have a vaginal tug of war with the double dildo......

But how would that affect the thing?

"It's worth a try!!!", shouted everyone on the ship....

A vaginal tug of war...bring it on...but i have a firm grip..just sayin

Now we are talkin'....

Yes its eggstraordinary

It will definitely get a standing ovulation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have to be one crew member?

I suggest we get the mud baths out and let Red & IL have a vaginal tug of war with the double dildo......

But how would that affect the thing?

"It's worth a try!!!", shouted everyone on the ship....

A vaginal tug of war...bring it on...but i have a firm grip..just sayin

Now we are talkin'....

Yes its eggstraordinary

It will definitely get a standing ovulation... "

Ok Hemford that was a step too far

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Every tug of war team needs a good anchor so if the ladies need something to hold onto I’d be willing to volunteer

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ger and Drp grab that dildo and lets checkout what happens when we tickle red

Thank god I still have the gloves on

This is going to get messy, we need to strap her uo and go deep lads.......

Ah here lads calm down, ive just had my omelette

Ok, I am pretty sure this will be a futile excercise, but lets get it done with, and then I need to ask: where the hell is IL gone?!?!

(btw, got RL obligations, I might wink out for a few hours)

IL has gone into hiding since I accused her of being the Thing. "

Been acting strange since alright.. I have a bad feeling too... Gerald we were wrong about you maybe we should start listening to you

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound"

Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound

Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party...

Im sure she will turn up when she gets hungry....

Maybe she's with the captain?

LP i thought you said "the only way to find her is DP".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound

Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party...

Im sure she will turn up when she gets hungry....

Maybe she's with the captain?

LP i thought you said "the only way to find her is DP".....

Only a thing would lower the tone like you always do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound

Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party...

Im sure she will turn up when she gets hungry....

Maybe she's with the captain?

LP i thought you said "the only way to find her is DP".....

Only a thing would lower the tone like you always do

Ever since you set foot on this ship all you do is raise my thing...

I just wondered,how have you hidden yourself from us so well,and now i know, you delved into the depraved minds of 21st century men, found their idea of the perfect body and decided to claim it, to distract us from the fact "YOU ARE THE THING!!!!"

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound

Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party...

Im sure she will turn up when she gets hungry....

Maybe she's with the captain?

LP i thought you said "the only way to find her is DP".....

DP on the brain when we need to be finding this thing

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

So which one of you has a date with a dildo later

2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed

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over a year ago

"to be honest, I;d be really interested in testing out IL, I just wish to make sure she is safe and sound

Only one way to find out DP.. send out a search party...

Im sure she will turn up when she gets hungry....

Maybe she's with the captain?

LP i thought you said "the only way to find her is DP".....

Only a thing would lower the tone like you always do

Ever since you set foot on this ship all you do is raise my thing...

See now you're thinking with your thing and talking through your arse, you're definitely infected with thingy stuff

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Well it can’t be me this time, I’m sticking to my guns and going for IL. Inqui that dildo has your name on it

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later

2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed

In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides

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over a year ago

"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later

2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed

In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides"

This is true!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later

2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed

In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides

This is true! "

As a wise man once said, make love not war

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later

2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed

In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides

This is true!

As a wise man once said, make love not war

It's been a blast since the blast in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later

2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed

In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides

This is true!

As a wise man once said, make love not war

It's been a blast since the blast in fairness

It matters not who gets the dildo, I'll be bringing popcorn and soda for everyone...... Shaping up for a good show

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later

2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed

In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides

This is true!

As a wise man once said, make love not war

It's been a blast since the blast in fairness

Even the wet patch?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"So which one of you has a date with a dildo later

2 and a half hours we have to get it right guys or we're all doooomed

In fairness the Thing hasn’t really caused us any harm except for the goat that is. It’s been a fairly raunchy affair besides

This is true!

As a wise man once said, make love not war

It's been a blast since the blast in fairness

Even the wet patch?

First World problem Ger, no worries

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

2 hours to vote so we're kicking it off...

It's been a whirlwind 24 hours and we're still none the wiser. But we notice Inquisitive has been very quiet today. We're thinking she's feeling the heat, so our vote goes to Inquisitive Lady (sozzz)

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over a year ago

"2 hours to vote so we're kicking it off...

It's been a whirlwind 24 hours and we're still none the wiser. But we notice Inquisitive has been very quiet today. We're thinking she's feeling the heat, so our vote goes to Inquisitive Lady (sozzz)

As much as i would love to vote for Miss Bean Can Eggy Butt....

It has to be Inquisitive Lady too, very suspicious today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 hours to vote so we're kicking it off...

It's been a whirlwind 24 hours and we're still none the wiser. But we notice Inquisitive has been very quiet today. We're thinking she's feeling the heat, so our vote goes to Inquisitive Lady (sozzz)

As much as i would love to vote for Miss Bean Can Eggy Butt....

It has to be Inquisitive Lady too, very suspicious today

Bean Can Eggy Butt

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"2 hours to vote so we're kicking it off...

It's been a whirlwind 24 hours and we're still none the wiser. But we notice Inquisitive has been very quiet today. We're thinking she's feeling the heat, so our vote goes to Inquisitive Lady (sozzz)

As much as i would love to vote for Miss Bean Can Eggy Butt....

It has to be Inquisitive Lady too, very suspicious today

Bean Can Eggy Butt

It'll be alright IL, I'll be right here, you can do it! (voting IL)

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I have to stick with the lads here... we’ve been voted for and we have all been good men ....although I’m very suspicious of her absence.... I wanna see the dildo show

my vote is for IL ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking like Inquisitive Lady is getting the Royal Treatment tonight......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry IL you're getting my vote too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The crew are gathered in the sleeping quarters... The lighting is dimmed and the feint sound of smooth jazz can be heard in the background...

"OK, Inquisitive Lady, it's time..." as Redhott approaches in her nurses outfit slapping the double ended dildo in her hand...

"I'm so excited I just might piss myself" says Keanored

"Down in front!" shouts a chorus of crew members who are all coincidentally sitting in silk robes smoking cigars

"What are you gonna do to me!?" squirms Inquisitive Lady

".. I hear you've been a bad girl"

Approaching slowly, Redhott leans over Inquisitive Lady and... Slaps her full pelt in the face with the dildo!

"Are you a Thing!? Answer me! I know you're in there!"

"T'f*ck is this?!" says Goneirianbothar as he stops lotioning up his hands

Redhott then tickles Inquisitive Lady's barefeet with the toy

"Get out here you son of a b*tch! Ima tickle you outta there!"

"Stop, stop, please..." IL giggles as she's squirms to get free... "No fair... I call uncle! Uncle!" she laughs

"Boooooooooo!! We want a show!" the crowd hiss

"Forget this.." slams CuriousVoyeur "... I'm going to stare at the rings of Saturn until it looks like a boob"

The tickling, the slaps... Redhott even dipped the dildo in the toilet and gave her a wet willy... The torture was unbearable, in space they may not hear you scream but they can definitely hear you laugh from a dildo tickling your feet...

"Stop!! This isn't getting us anywhere... If Inquisitive was a Thing I reckon the wet willy would have broken it... Clearly she's one of us. How can we keep getting it wrong!?... Unless, the Thing... Scratch that... Things are voting in a group!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was unexpected....

Feckin hilarious.... But unexpected

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Bugger

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Ah Christ, not again

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*stands in the corner, bemused, pondering quietly the meaning of all this*

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Fuck if, I’m going for a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok where's the dildo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok where's the dildo....

Dreams do come true.....

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

For the love of god!! ... no thing and no show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok where's the dildo....

Dreams do come true.....

Filth!...mr thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok where's the dildo....

Dreams do come true.....

Filth!...mr thing

Yeah, i think i need to be hosed down....

Looks like you got away with it again....

Me thinks you must have friends in high places, maybe in "CAHOOTS" with the captain, how many things are there onboard.....

The paranoia is driving me insane....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok where's the dildo....

Dreams do come true.....

Filth!...mr thing

Yeah, i think i need to be hosed down....

Looks like you got away with it again....

Me thinks you must have friends in high places, maybe in "CAHOOTS" with the captain, how many things are there onboard.....

The paranoia is driving me insane....

Paranoia is right, you're always offering cocktails, have you been hitting the bottle again?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Capn...

*a dark, ominous sound to his voice*

Where are the samples, who is running the tests, and what are the test results so far?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Capn...

*a dark, ominous sound to his voice*

Where are the samples, who is running the tests, and what are the test results so far? "

Remind us what they were being tested for?

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over a year ago

"Capn...

*a dark, ominous sound to his voice*

Where are the samples, who is running the tests, and what are the test results so far?

Remind us what they were being tested for?

Sexiness

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening"

Strange goings on tonight...

Howls and moans coming from the lower decks, i think there are a few things on the rampage,

Silver bikini clad nurses draining the life serum out of unsuspecting space cowboys as they sleep....

Ive been eating pineapple and mango for the last few days so ill be ready for them.....

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Capn...

*a dark, ominous sound to his voice*

Where are the samples, who is running the tests, and what are the test results so far?

Remind us what they were being tested for?

How bout DNA analysis or whetever that will let us see if any of them are contaminated in any way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Capn...

*a dark, ominous sound to his voice*

Where are the samples, who is running the tests, and what are the test results so far?

Remind us what they were being tested for?

How bout DNA analysis or whetever that will let us see if any of them are contaminated in any way?"

DVP anal ysis statistical information is available on all crewmembers, so perhaps this should be checked in the database...

Thats a great idea, DrP.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Capn...

*a dark, ominous sound to his voice*

Where are the samples, who is running the tests, and what are the test results so far?

Remind us what they were being tested for?

How bout DNA analysis or whetever that will let us see if any of them are contaminated in any way?

DVP anal ysis statistical information is available on all crewmembers, so perhaps this should be checked in the database...

Thats a great idea, DrP.

No feckin' clue but go for it lads

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