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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inspired by the fact that little milk goblins stole all my milk during the night and the coffee going down black..what’s everyone’s pet morning time hate??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting out of bed

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

The alarm clock

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Grumpy people... yeah okay you are not a morning person.... no need to be an ass about it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting out of bed

Depends whose in there, and if they’ve farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy people who won’t get out of bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The alarm clock"

How do Apple make their alarms so upsetting I wonder ..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grumpy people... yeah okay you are not a morning person.... no need to be an ass about it....

I swear i didn’t have a 3 minute rage at the empty milk carton ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting out of bed

Depends whose in there, and if they’ve farted

And I was going to say I wouldn't kick you out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grumpy people who won’t get out of bed

I'm not grumpy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting out of bed

Depends whose in there, and if they’ve farted

And I was going to say I wouldn't kick you out of it

If it wasn’t the taytos I’d eaten in there the night before then we’d say fair enough.. someone would have to get the milk like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grumpy people who won’t get out of bed

I'm not grumpy

That’s cos you’re still in bed

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Don't have any. Mornings are the best time of the day. Peace and quiet and never rushing. All at my own pace. Have never owned an alarm clock or set one on my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grumpy people who won’t get out of bed

I'm not grumpy

That’s cos you’re still in bed

Fess up. Where have you hidden the camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you sleep in by accident and then have to do everything in a mad rush.

Only rivalled by waking up bursting for a pee but one of your teenagers is already in the bathroom having an hour long shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks!

Definitely, Socks are the worst.

How do they become unmatched pairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbing your toe off something, one of those electric shock bastards that stop you in your tracks because it feels like your foot has been amputated.... Dont like them in the morning especially...

But no milk pretty close

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Getting my oldest up every morning I’m screaming honestly rising the titanic would be easier then getting her up .... and to top it all off she’s not a morning person so every morning tensions are high.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

The dog waking me up an hour too early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't have any. Mornings are the best time of the day. Peace and quiet and never rushing. All at my own pace. Have never owned an alarm clock or set one on my phone. "

Dude you need to get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up dying for a wee but your cock is rock hard and you have to do a handstand to get it in the bowl.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Don't have any. Mornings are the best time of the day. Peace and quiet and never rushing. All at my own pace. Have never owned an alarm clock or set one on my phone.

Dude you need to get out more

One of the joys of getting up early. Get out more and enjoy the day.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Waking up dying for a wee but your cock is rock hard and you have to do a handstand to get it in the bowl."

Or go in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up with a 1 pole marquee in the bed and no one to help get rid of it.

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By *exy Saucy SocialsCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

It's not weekend

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By *murphMan
over a year ago

drogheda

"Waking up with a 1 pole marquee in the bed and no one to help get rid of it.

Same as that single guy here morning horn is the worst

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By *rsmiley69Man
over a year ago

Cavan Monaghan

Waking up with an erection an not having time to do anything about it

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

How is it that the bed is the most comfiest immediately after your alarm goes off?!?

That first move out from under the duvet is definitely the worst

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Grumpy people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Waking up and realising you fell asleep while eating a Twister is another one actually..

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Always waking up tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when responsibilities for pets and kids means theres no time to relax and enjoy it

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By *hilled sexy guyMan
over a year ago

dublin

Rip roaring hangover.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Waking up and realising you fell asleep while eating a Twister is another one actually..

That would never happen me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waking up and realising you fell asleep while eating a Twister is another one actually..

That would never happen me

Because you wouldn’t waste one Belle..?

Or wouldn’t let a gentleman go asleep without finishing the licking..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't have any. Mornings are the best time of the day. Peace and quiet and never rushing. All at my own pace. Have never owned an alarm clock or set one on my phone.

Dude you need to get out more

One of the joys of getting up early. Get out more and enjoy the day.

I'd actually love to be like that but I'm sadly far from it. I can appreciate how peaceful the mornings would be if I started them a lot sooner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up with morning wood & no one to do anything with it

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Plunging into consciousness from the blissful void

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Trying to get sleep after a night shift in work when it’s bright and busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Mum forgets wake me up for work, and it's the boss is beeping the van at the end of the lane.

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Calls from dementia parents asking did you call me after you sent them a text

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

Waking up to a messy kitchen

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"When you sleep in by accident and then have to do everything in a mad rush.

Only rivalled by waking up bursting for a pee but one of your teenagers is already in the bathroom having an hour long shower

That's when I'm thrilled not to have a key for the bathroom door

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Morning breath.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When you can't sleep worrying half the night and then it feels like you fall asleep about 10 mins before you have to wake up

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Putting my feet on a freezing cold floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The postman absolutely battering the front door off the hinges before 8am.

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