FabSwingers.com forum: The Thing

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over a year ago

Active crew:

Shameless

Inquisitive Lady

Rquinn

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

FozzyOClock

Ulsterfry

Drproton

LadyPleaser19

Keanored

Redhott

Goneirianbothar

Hemford

White Witch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With the Thing... Or Things... Now causing disharmony amongst the crew with nobody sure who they can trust... The crew have devised a new method of sussing out the entity.

"We've come up with a new means of testing... One less... Murder-y" explains the_ofusplus

"We feel it important to create a hostile environment, one in which the entity can't thrive, one in which it would do almost anything to be somewhere else in order to survive... So we must drive it out of hiding"

"How do we do that? We can't use the air lock chamber again, Shameless' trousers are still floating around in there and I'd rather chance my arm with this Thing than go fetch them!" says Rquinn

"It's easy... Keanored has discovered when doing his routine inspection of the women's showers and sleeping quarters that the most hostile environment this side of the Milky Way is Inquisitive Lady's singing"

"Oi!... Ah you're right" she accepts

"So tonight, at 8pm, whoever receives the most votes will be strapped to a chair and be forced to listen to IL belt out 'I will always love you' by Whitney Houston...

... "I thought you said this wouldn't involve murder!" quips Hemford

*70s sitcom style thunderous whooping and appaluse*

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Oh Thing take me now, I can’t bare the thought of IL singing

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Don't give up the day job, IL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess gagging me is on the cards now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

We both yoddle Red just from different ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

We both yoddle Red just from different ends

we need lederhosen not bikinis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess gagging me is on the cards now

At the least, im thinking it could be time to strap her up, we could use her as bait, hanging from the ceiling in the shebeen, exposed and a tantalising proposition for many a thing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

We both yoddle Red just from different ends

we need lederhosen not bikinis"

Oooohhhh a little bit of leather...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess gagging me is on the cards now

At the least, im thinking it could be time to strap her up, we could use her as bait, hanging from the ceiling in the shebeen, exposed and a tantalising proposition for many a thing.... "

Careful I'm afraid of heights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess gagging me is on the cards now

At the least, im thinking it could be time to strap her up, we could use her as bait, hanging from the ceiling in the shebeen, exposed and a tantalising proposition for many a thing....

Careful I'm afraid of heights.

In space?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess gagging me is on the cards now

At the least, im thinking it could be time to strap her up, we could use her as bait, hanging from the ceiling in the shebeen, exposed and a tantalising proposition for many a thing....

Careful I'm afraid of heights.

In space? "

Well I'm not exactly hanging out the window looking down

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

Ah Red,you're gas!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

Ah Red,you're gas!!!

Boom!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

But what of IL herself gets the most votes, what unpleasantries shall we bestow upon her in order to get 'the Thing' to reveal itself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what of IL herself gets the most votes, what unpleasantries shall we bestow upon her in order to get 'the Thing' to reveal itself?

This is starting to remind me of a place far far far away on earth called fabonia. The villagers started to turn on each other and killed, All in a quest to find werewolves and so many innocent died. Let's learn by the mistakes of others. I'm only guilty of dodgy singing and throwing my flirty eye around. Oh and squeezing myself into a tiny silver Bikini .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what of IL herself gets the most votes, what unpleasantries shall we bestow upon her in order to get 'the Thing' to reveal itself?

Sounds like a great plan ... I’ll hand out the ear plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

Ah Red,you're gas!!!

Boom!

Profile pics is so fitting Red...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what of IL herself gets the most votes, what unpleasantries shall we bestow upon her in order to get 'the Thing' to reveal itself?

Sounds like a great plan ... I’ll hand out the ear plugs

As long as its just ear plugs...

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

Ah Red,you're gas!!!

Boom!

(OMG I am in tears here from laughing, and the pic to go with it!)

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"But what of IL herself gets the most votes, what unpleasantries shall we bestow upon her in order to get 'the Thing' to reveal itself?

Well... we can always lock her up in the gas chamber with Red Hot?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

been thinking... what if I actually like the singing?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"But what of IL herself gets the most votes, what unpleasantries shall we bestow upon her in order to get 'the Thing' to reveal itself?

Well... we can always lock her up in the gas chamber with Red Hot?"

Fantastic idea drp, they can see who can 'vent' the loudest

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"been thinking... what if I actually like the singing?

Are YOU The Thing?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Right minions, you've got just under 3 hours left to vote. Whom will you subject to 'Whitney'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"been thinking... what if I actually like the singing?

Are YOU The Thing?

AHA !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

Ah Red,you're gas!!!

Boom!

(OMG I am in tears here from laughing, and the pic to go with it!)"

Oh the pic was intentional..

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

Ah Red,you're gas!!!

Boom!

(OMG I am in tears here from laughing, and the pic to go with it!)

Oh the pic was intentional..

(I know, thats why I am laughing so hard)

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"been thinking... what if I actually like the singing?

Are YOU The Thing?

AHA !!!!!"

ALRIGHT! I have an idea... IL and myself, in the chamber, she can sing all she wants, do her wors.... errrmm.. best, and if I am whatever the fuck that is, ya can space me!

Jesus lady, if you are looking for fans, just say so, I'll be happy to make you happy!

BUT, if I am not... what then? Where's my satisfaction in putting up with all this booole sheet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

Ah Red,you're gas!!!

Boom!

(OMG I am in tears here from laughing, and the pic to go with it!)

Oh the pic was intentional..

(I know, thats why I am laughing so hard)"

Seriously...do i look like the back end of a thing

...actually maybe dont answer that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, process of elimination so far seems to be not working...

Could the Monty Python way of figuring out if shes a witch work here....?

Or is she a duck?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

Ah Red,you're gas!!!

Boom!

(OMG I am in tears here from laughing, and the pic to go with it!)

Oh the pic was intentional..

(I know, thats why I am laughing so hard)

Seriously...do i look like the back end of a thing

...actually maybe dont answer that

(I think the back end is so inviting that even the thing would wanna snuggle up there, get cozy and enjoy itself)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

Ah Red,you're gas!!!

Boom!

(OMG I am in tears here from laughing, and the pic to go with it!)

Oh the pic was intentional..

(I know, thats why I am laughing so hard)

Seriously...do i look like the back end of a thing

...actually maybe dont answer that

(I think the back end is so inviting that even the thing would wanna snuggle up there, get cozy and enjoy itself)"

I don't let just any thing get cozy with my back end ill have you know!

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Anything to take the attention away from my apparent wind problem...sing away!

Ah Red,you're gas!!!

Boom!

(OMG I am in tears here from laughing, and the pic to go with it!)

Oh the pic was intentional..

(I know, thats why I am laughing so hard)

Seriously...do i look like the back end of a thing

...actually maybe dont answer that

(I think the back end is so inviting that even the thing would wanna snuggle up there, get cozy and enjoy itself)

I don't let just any thing get cozy with my back end ill have you know!

(Oh I totally believe that, however...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Peeps are slow to vote ... could this be intentional in order to stay under the radar?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Right we'll kick this thing off ...

Our vote goes again to the person who suddenly reappeared with his faux concern. Plus not forgetting that wet patch!

Our vote goes to ... Geralt80

Exactly 2 hours left to vote guys and then the sing-song begins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vote is drproton.....

Something about the farts got me thinking..... Only a thing could really get excited about red blowing rockets into their face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vote is drproton.....

Something about the farts got me thinking..... Only a thing could really get excited about red blowing rockets into their face "

You have a point there...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I’ll never live down the wet patch

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"My vote is drproton.....

Something about the farts got me thinking..... Only a thing could really get excited about red blowing rockets into their face "

I'll admit I am a fan of a particular type of lady's wind, just not that kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vote is drproton.....

Something about the farts got me thinking..... Only a thing could really get excited about red blowing rockets into their face

I'll admit I am a fan of a particular type of lady's wind, just not that kind

You are more interested in maybe taking a bite dr?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I’ll never live down the wet patch

Oh c'mon Geralt, you lucky bastard, you get to hear thelady scream in your presence! Its not worse than Jaskier screeching, for sure!

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"My vote is drproton.....

Something about the farts got me thinking..... Only a thing could really get excited about red blowing rockets into their face

I'll admit I am a fan of a particular type of lady's wind, just not that kind

You are more interested in maybe taking a bite dr? "

A bite of what?!

I'd eat them out both, but probably not in the way that you're thinking

Speaking of which, where the hell were you all this time man? Gone for two days, and now you pop out here out of nowhere like nobody's business asking personal questions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting the lay of the land my friend...

Playing the game like everyone else ??

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Getting the lay of the land my friend...

Playing the game like everyone else ??"

*whispers loudly*

Dude, you got a black tendril sticking out of the corner of your eye, man! Wipe it off quickly before anyone else sees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Drproton but you've got my vote. Way too suspicious for me..

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Sorry Drproton but you've got my vote. Way too suspicious for me.. "

*smiles a dirty pervy smile*

I can't wait to hear you scream right next to me

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

This thing is a real cunning beast. It’s so hard to tell the difference between the real and the copy.

Sorry dude but I’m voting for DrP and his fondness for mutton

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

hey, what if IL is it and I am gonna be stuck all alone with her in the room while she pops her tendrils all over me?

Do I get some protection, just in case?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey, what if IL is it and I am gonna be stuck all alone with her in the room while she pops her tendrils all over me?

Do I get some protection, just in case?"

Jesus I'm not an octopus

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"hey, what if IL is it and I am gonna be stuck all alone with her in the room while she pops her tendrils all over me?

Do I get some protection, just in case?

Jesus I'm not an octopus

Snorts

That's what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey, what if IL is it and I am gonna be stuck all alone with her in the room while she pops her tendrils all over me?

Do I get some protection, just in case?

Jesus I'm not an octopus

Snorts

That's what she said"

Stop snorting Mr Thing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering what exactly will happen to the thing or not the thing when it hears the *singing*....

Slow painful death or?

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh Thing take me now, I can’t bare the thought of IL singing"

Sorry Geralt ... could it be this easy that you dislike IL singing because you are .. the.. thing ... a double bluff I think... my vote goes to Geralt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering what exactly will happen to the thing or not the thing when it hears the *singing*....

Slow painful death or? "

Do you fancy a duet

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Oh Thing take me now, I can’t bare the thought of IL singing

Sorry Geralt ... could it be this easy that you dislike IL singing because you are .. the.. thing ... a double bluff I think... my vote goes to Geralt.

You wouldn’t say that if you her IL sing

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"hey, what if IL is it and I am gonna be stuck all alone with her in the room while she pops her tendrils all over me?

Do I get some protection, just in case?

Jesus I'm not an octopus

Snorts

That's what she said

Stop snorting Mr Thing.... "

I told you I don't give names to my willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CuriousVoyeur gets my vote...hes hardly been here, clearly busy off doing 'thingy' things..

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh Thing take me now, I can’t bare the thought of IL singing

Sorry Geralt ... could it be this easy that you dislike IL singing because you are .. the.. thing ... a double bluff I think... my vote goes to Geralt.

Yeah Geralt, sack up, and show them your mettle!

Geralt

(vote Geralt cause I know it's not him)

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh Thing take me now, I can’t bare the thought of IL singing

Sorry Geralt ... could it be this easy that you dislike IL singing because you are .. the.. thing ... a double bluff I think... my vote goes to Geralt.

You wouldn’t say that if you her IL sing

What if she blows herself up

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Oh Thing take me now, I can’t bare the thought of IL singing

Sorry Geralt ... could it be this easy that you dislike IL singing because you are .. the.. thing ... a double bluff I think... my vote goes to Geralt.

You wouldn’t say that if you her IL sing

What if she blows herself up

Stand well back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Thing take me now, I can’t bare the thought of IL singing

Sorry Geralt ... could it be this easy that you dislike IL singing because you are .. the.. thing ... a double bluff I think... my vote goes to Geralt.

You wouldn’t say that if you her IL sing

What if she blows herself up

Stand well back "

Hey I'm not the one full of gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Thing take me now, I can’t bare the thought of IL singing

Sorry Geralt ... could it be this easy that you dislike IL singing because you are .. the.. thing ... a double bluff I think... my vote goes to Geralt.

You wouldn’t say that if you her IL sing

What if she blows herself up

Stand well back

Hey I'm not the one full of gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toot Toot

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

30 minutes spacers ... tick tock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Thing take me now, I can’t bare the thought of IL singing

Sorry Geralt ... could it be this easy that you dislike IL singing because you are .. the.. thing ... a double bluff I think... my vote goes to Geralt.

You wouldn’t say that if you her IL sing

What if she blows herself up

Stand well back

Hey I'm not the one full of gas

Sorry DrP... you deserve a little soothe saying... ye got my vote

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"But what of IL herself gets the most votes, what unpleasantries shall we bestow upon her in order to get 'the Thing' to reveal itself?

sing herself to death???

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

drproton you get my vote

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Well that's fairly resolute

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Well that's fairly resolute

Better luck next time

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Well that's fairly resolute

YES!

*rolls in the stack of 5000 watt speakers and amps, and wires it up to mic*

C'mon IL, it's you and I, let's rock'n'roll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that's fairly resolute

YES!

*rolls in the stack of 5000 watt speakers and amps, and wires it up to mic*

C'mon IL, it's you and I, let's rock'n'roll! "

Would you like some parting gas?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am thinking of doing the Dolly version rather than Whitneys...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Well that's fairly resolute

YES!

*rolls in the stack of 5000 watt speakers and amps, and wires it up to mic*

C'mon IL, it's you and I, let's rock'n'roll! "

Oh we're looking forward to the entertainment (earplugs firmly in)

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"Well that's fairly resolute

YES!

*rolls in the stack of 5000 watt speakers and amps, and wires it up to mic*

C'mon IL, it's you and I, let's rock'n'roll!

Oh we're looking forward to the entertainment (earplugs firmly in)

might need butt plugs if its shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just need to gargle a little whisky first to loosen me up ...

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I am thinking of doing the Dolly version rather than Whitneys... "

Yeah? Not my style, but I'll try anything at least once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cough cough ... sniff...

If IIIIIIIII ssssssshoullld stayyyyyy .

Hiccup

I wwwwould only beeeeeee in your wayyyyyyyy....

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"Cough cough ... sniff...

If IIIIIIIII ssssssshoullld stayyyyyy .

Hiccup

I wwwwould only beeeeeee in your wayyyyyyyy....

is everyone now dead.... its gone v quiet....maybe my eardrums burst

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Cough cough ... sniff...

If IIIIIIIII ssssssshoullld stayyyyyy .

Hiccup

I wwwwould only beeeeeee in your wayyyyyyyy....

is everyone now dead.... its gone v quiet....maybe my eardrums burst"

Careful the glass is starting to crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I killed it

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"I killed it

Is the Thing dead?

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"I killed it

"
you baking again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you cant be so orally powerful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I killed it

you baking again

Heres the thing now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely you cant be so orally powerful? "

I am orally powerful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I killed it

you baking again

Look what the cat dragged in, Mr Hardy where have you been hiding ? Fancy a cup cake

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Cough cough ... sniff...

If IIIIIIIII ssssssshoullld stayyyyyy .

Hiccup

I wwwwould only beeeeeee in your wayyyyyyyy....

What, that's it? Cmon baby, show me what you got!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cough cough ... sniff...

If IIIIIIIII ssssssshoullld stayyyyyy .

Hiccup

I wwwwould only beeeeeee in your wayyyyyyyy....

What, that's it? Cmon baby, show me what you got! "

I think I just pinged my vocal cords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely you cant be so orally powerful?

I am orally powerful

Give it socks baby!!!!!!

Maybe turn it up to 11

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"I killed it

you baking again

Look what the cat dragged in, Mr Hardy where have you been hiding ? Fancy a shift

"
jesus I wouldn't say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I killed it

you baking again

Look what the cat dragged in, Mr Hardy where have you been hiding ? Fancy a shift

jesus I wouldn't say no

Cupcakes coming up

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Cough cough ... sniff...

If IIIIIIIII ssssssshoullld stayyyyyy .

Hiccup

I wwwwould only beeeeeee in your wayyyyyyyy....

What, that's it? Cmon baby, show me what you got!

I think I just pinged my vocal cords

Gimme that thing!

This is how you do it!

*starts singing Tony Braxton's Unbreak my heart with pathetic mode set to R I NUTS*

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Cough cough ... sniff...

If IIIIIIIII ssssssshoullld stayyyyyy .

Hiccup

I wwwwould only beeeeeee in your wayyyyyyyy....

What, that's it? Cmon baby, show me what you got!

I think I just pinged my vocal cords

Gimme that thing!

This is how you do it!

*starts singing Tony Braxton's Unbreak my heart with pathetic mode set to R I NUTS*"

Oh Christ

Our attempt at outing The Thing has failed miserably

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Tis like a scene out of Fawlty Towers

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over a year ago

"Cough cough ... sniff...

If IIIIIIIII ssssssshoullld stayyyyyy .

Hiccup

I wwwwould only beeeeeee in your wayyyyyyyy....

What, that's it? Cmon baby, show me what you got!

I think I just pinged my vocal cords

Gimme that thing!

This is how you do it!

*starts singing Tony Braxton's Unbreak my heart with pathetic mode set to R I NUTS*

Oh Christ

Our attempt at outing The Thing has failed miserably

Hit him with a big stick to make sure. Twice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis like a scene out of Fawlty Towers

Que??

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Methinks the Thing got away with it AGAIN tonight.

Mr G80 from Cork, we'll get you tomorra

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So it's decided... Drproton... Get in the chair"

"No!! You can't make me!! I've heard her first thing in the morning!... Put me in the air lock, I beg of you!!... I don't even mind if I die!"

"We can't afford many more casualties, at least this way you'll survive... You'll never be the same again but you'll survive" says CuriousVoyeur

The crew strap him to the chair, ankles too... Before leaving the room as to not subject their own ears to the "performance"

Trying desperately to free himself, Drproton hears the faint sound of footsteps approaching... Music starts to play...

"Dear... God!"

Before him stands Inquisitive Lady... In her giant blonde wig and even bigger fake chesticles..

"... No... Not... Not the Dolly Parton version!"

"Well, howdy, partner! I hear yall love a sing-song... Don't mind if I do..."

As she belts out a noise that can only be described as a house cat giving birth to a combine harvester... Drproton is shaking... Quivering... Is he about to break... Will the entity break free of him?...

Trying desperately to free himself, with a puddle forming around his feet, veins bursting as he tries to summon his strength...

"Will alwaaaaAaaAaaaAAys luuuuurve... YOUUUUUUUUUU!"

He passes out... Lifeless... Inquisitive Lady stops and approaches tentatively... The crew notice the silence... They return to see him sat almost catatonic...

"Well, was he...a Thing?" asks The_ofusplus

"Wait... How'd you get my wig?" says LadyPleaser19

"No... He's one of us" Inquisitive says... "if that didn't break the entity out... I don't know what will, darlin'!"

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

IL... like seriously stop going through my stuff

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Methinks the Thing got away with it AGAIN tonight.

Mr G80 from Cork, we'll get you tomorra

Don't threaten me with a good time

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

(laughs from the afterlife TOLD YA)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IL... like seriously stop going through my stuff

Your bra was cute so I borrowed it too . Great lift in it too. Jiggle Jiggle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be signing my albums later after my encore.

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"(laughs from the afterlife TOLD YA) "

What are you doing over there

... you’re not dead..

.. although IL’s singing may have rendered you lifeless ... it’s hard to say if there will be any lasting damage

.. the last person to be subjected to IL singing at close quarters just sits there... silent ... staring ..

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"IL... like seriously stop going through my stuff

Your bra was cute so I borrowed it too . Great lift in it too. Jiggle Jiggle...."

That wasn’t a bra ..

... it was my boulder holder

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"I'll be signing my albums later after my encore. "

IL might not be the Thing but it’s worse, we’ve turned her into a diva

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Oh my God, this is disastrous, our crew being decimated before our very eyes

Team meeting in half in hour in the hot tub guys, bring yer rubber duckys, we're gonna be a while

IL, bring what's left of the whiskey

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'll be signing my albums later after my encore.

IL might not be the Thing but it’s worse, we’ve turned her into a diva"

Quick Geralt... get the emergency snickers supplies ... before she starts again

she needs some nuts

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"I'll be signing my albums later after my encore.

IL might not be the Thing but it’s worse, we’ve turned her into a diva

Quick Geralt... get the emergency snickers supplies ... before she starts again

she needs some nuts

I did not see how work trousers are gonna help but I’ll try anything at this point

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"I'll be signing my albums later after my encore.

IL might not be the Thing but it’s worse, we’ve turned her into a diva

Quick Geralt... get the emergency snickers supplies ... before she starts again

she needs some nuts

I don’t see how work trousers are gonna help but I’ll try anything at this point"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my God, this is disastrous, our crew being decimated before our very eyes

Team meeting in half in hour in the hot tub guys, bring yer rubber duckys, we're gonna be a while

IL, bring what's left of the whiskey

Ill provide the bubbles in the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my God, this is disastrous, our crew being decimated before our very eyes

Team meeting in half in hour in the hot tub guys, bring yer rubber duckys, we're gonna be a while

IL, bring what's left of the whiskey

Scotch if you have any for me, i need a drink to try figure this out

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Oh my God, this is disastrous, our crew being decimated before our very eyes

Team meeting in half in hour in the hot tub guys, bring yer rubber duckys, we're gonna be a while

IL, bring what's left of the whiskey

Scotch if you have any for me, i need a drink to try figure this out "

Anyone see where my inflatable arm bands are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a bottle of Jameson here though there should be more.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Oh my God, this is disastrous, our crew being decimated before our very eyes

Team meeting in half in hour in the hot tub guys, bring yer rubber duckys, we're gonna be a while

IL, bring what's left of the whiskey

Scotch if you have any for me, i need a drink to try figure this out

Anyone see where my inflatable arm bands are"

You might prefer a snorkel and mask

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh my God, this is disastrous, our crew being decimated before our very eyes

Team meeting in half in hour in the hot tub guys, bring yer rubber duckys, we're gonna be a while

IL, bring what's left of the whiskey

Scotch if you have any for me, i need a drink to try figure this out

Anyone see where my inflatable arm bands are"

Just sit next to Redhot ... she might let you hold onto her life savers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be signing my albums later after my encore.

IL might not be the Thing but it’s worse, we’ve turned her into a diva"

You'll be wanting a selfie with me later too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my God, this is disastrous, our crew being decimated before our very eyes

Team meeting in half in hour in the hot tub guys, bring yer rubber duckys, we're gonna be a while

IL, bring what's left of the whiskey

Scotch if you have any for me, i need a drink to try figure this out

Anyone see where my inflatable arm bands are

Just sit next to Redhot ... she might let you hold onto her life savers

They've given you life on many occasions

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Oh my God, this is disastrous, our crew being decimated before our very eyes

Team meeting in half in hour in the hot tub guys, bring yer rubber duckys, we're gonna be a while

IL, bring what's left of the whiskey

Scotch if you have any for me, i need a drink to try figure this out

Anyone see where my inflatable arm bands are

Just sit next to Redhot ... she might let you hold onto her life savers

Good thinking, Red your a life saver

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"I'll be signing my albums later after my encore.

IL might not be the Thing but it’s worse, we’ve turned her into a diva

You'll be wanting a selfie with me later too

Keep your hands to yourself I don’t want a repeat of the last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be signing my albums later after my encore.

IL might not be the Thing but it’s worse, we’ve turned her into a diva

You'll be wanting a selfie with me later too

Keep your hands to yourself I don’t want a repeat of the last time"

I do recall you saying if you don't stop that in 10 mins... so me thinks you likey...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"I'll be signing my albums later after my encore.

IL might not be the Thing but it’s worse, we’ve turned her into a diva

You'll be wanting a selfie with me later too

Keep your hands to yourself I don’t want a repeat of the last time

I do recall you saying if you don't stop that in 10 mins... so me thinks you likey...

Damn, my secret is out

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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"I've a bottle of Jameson here though there should be more. "

yeah sorry about that....i hit the bottle during the show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharing is caring

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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"Sharing is caring

I do have another bottle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy days ...

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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"Happy days ..."

on the rocks or neat

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*walks into the room, shaky legs, cold sweat, pale like death, shivering randomly, strips out of the space suit, combat gear, thermal suit, tumbles into the hot tub, closes his eyes and releases a deep, exhausted sigh*

I had a dream... That IL was singing a Cindy Lauper version of unbreak my heart and she was a guy, butt naked, with football shoes over his shoulders, and spoke in goat language that it is not my time yet...

*grabs the bottle and takes a deep gulp of the good stuff*

And then, a whiff of familiar effervescence called me to my senses and led me here...

*looks at RedHot quizically*

Anyway lads, THAT is how it's done. Did we find that thing yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nevertheless, alcohol is needed, and a better plan for tomorrow.

Am i right in thinking that "the things" group grows by one everyday until we find it?

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over a year ago

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

..... who isn’t present and accounted for

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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good question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for my next song....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And for my next song....

Are you taking requests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And for my next song....

Are you taking requests?"

If its the shut up song no ha ha

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"And for my next song....

Are you taking requests?

If its the shut up song no ha ha "

Did G80 not give you his snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And for my next song....

Are you taking requests?

If its the shut up song no ha ha

Did G80 not give you his snickers

"
..

Nope...

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"And for my next song....

Are you taking requests?

If its the shut up song no ha ha

Did G80 not give you his snickers

Nope..."

Has he disappeared again... strange ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And for my next song....

Are you taking requests?

If its the shut up song no ha ha

Did G80 not give you his snickers

Nope...

Has he disappeared again... strange ...

"
.

Lp you could be onto something there...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"And for my next song....

Are you taking requests?

If its the shut up song no ha ha

Did G80 not give you his snickers

Nope...

Has he disappeared again... strange ...

Lp you could be onto something there..."

Most definitely strange. We've had our eye on that fella since the beginning.

Let's have some team-building karaoke in the hot tub

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over a year ago

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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"And for my next song....

Are you taking requests?

If its the shut up song no ha ha

Did G80 not give you his snickers

Nope...

Has he disappeared again... strange ...

Lp you could be onto something there...

Most definitely strange. We've had our eye on that fella since the beginning.

Let's have some team-building karaoke in the hot tub

sounds good craic....can you guys sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And for my next song....

Are you taking requests?

If its the shut up song no ha ha

Did G80 not give you his snickers

Nope...

Has he disappeared again... strange ...

Lp you could be onto something there...

Most definitely strange. We've had our eye on that fella since the beginning.

Let's have some team-building karaoke in the hot tub

sounds good craic....can you guys sing

Ahem.....

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Morning cadets. I see the paranoia continued after I went to bed last night. I almost drowned in the hot tub after my arm bands burst and this is the sympathy I get.

And some people can’t handle the fact they can’t have me, eh captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, what a night

Late December back in sixty three

What a very special time for me

As I remember, what a night

Ok ok ok ok Ger I'll shut up ....

Good morning Cadets.. well wasn't that some night we had ..

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Oh, what a night

Late December back in sixty three

What a very special time for me

As I remember, what a night

Ok ok ok ok Ger I'll shut up ....

Good morning Cadets.. well wasn't that some night we had ..

Plotting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent the night drinking whisky and dreaming about silver bikini wearing space ladies mud wrestling ... They must have been training to take down the thing....

Speaking of which, i wonder did anyone see or feel anything suspicious last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Hemford I've news for you ... That was not a dream

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Well Hemford I've news for you ... That was not a dream

Wow nice to know im not going crazy..... Plus it might explain the sticky space fluid i found in my pants this morning.....

Is anyone missing any clothes, bikini bottoms in particular?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Morning all, got cold there for a while, glad we had the means to warm ourselves up

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*hums quietly to himself to the tune of heavy metal while putting the finishing touches on his triple cheeseburger with a healthy helping of coleslaw in the side, fresh tea steaming in a big cup*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*hums quietly to himself to the tune of heavy metal while putting the finishing touches on his triple cheeseburger with a healthy helping of coleslaw in the side, fresh tea steaming in a big cup*"

Any chance of a cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*hums quietly to himself to the tune of heavy metal while putting the finishing touches on his triple cheeseburger with a healthy helping of coleslaw in the side, fresh tea steaming in a big cup*

Any chance of a cuppa?"

Hey Red we've earned one after our mud battle last night.. you fight dirty Girl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an image......

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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At this point I think ye must all be Things, ye’re just all hanging around together mean while I’m here trying to get the heating back up and running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a long hot shower to remove the mud from the cracks and crevices

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"I need a long hot shower to remove the mud from the cracks and crevices

Don’t forget the nooks and crannies

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"*hums quietly to himself to the tune of heavy metal while putting the finishing touches on his triple cheeseburger with a healthy helping of coleslaw in the side, fresh tea steaming in a big cup*

Any chance of a cuppa?

Hey Red we've earned one after our mud battle last night.. you fight dirty Girl..

Dirty, dirty girls

Who won by the way? We had a tenner on the goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*hums quietly to himself to the tune of heavy metal while putting the finishing touches on his triple cheeseburger with a healthy helping of coleslaw in the side, fresh tea steaming in a big cup*

Any chance of a cuppa?

Hey Red we've earned one after our mud battle last night.. you fight dirty Girl..

Dirty, dirty girls

Who won by the way? We had a tenner on the goat

No kidds allowed at that kind of wrestling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At this point I think ye must all be Things, ye’re just all hanging around together mean while I’m here trying to get the heating back up and running "

Just hang around these 2, RH & IL doesn't get much hotter

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"At this point I think ye must all be Things, ye’re just all hanging around together mean while I’m here trying to get the heating back up and running

Just hang around these 2, RH & IL doesn't get much hotter "

I’m beginning to think they are the think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At this point I think ye must all be Things, ye’re just all hanging around together mean while I’m here trying to get the heating back up and running

Just hang around these 2, RH & IL doesn't get much hotter

I’m beginning to think they are the think

Of course you are Ger.. deflection tactics are necessary for someone like yourself that is looking mighty suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At this point I think ye must all be Things, ye’re just all hanging around together mean while I’m here trying to get the heating back up and running

Just hang around these 2, RH & IL doesn't get much hotter

I’m beginning to think they are the think

Deflecting much!

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"*hums quietly to himself to the tune of heavy metal while putting the finishing touches on his triple cheeseburger with a healthy helping of coleslaw in the side, fresh tea steaming in a big cup*

Any chance of a cuppa?"

Yeap...

*brews a large cup of tea for RedHot, and not knowing how she takes it, sets the cup, some milk and selection of sugars'n'sweeteners in front of her

he then notices the nurses outfit*

eeerm... mmm, here's the tea, not sure how you take it?

*waves the hand around, a bit of a confused look on his face*

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"At this point I think ye must all be Things, ye’re just all hanging around together mean while I’m here trying to get the heating back up and running

Just hang around these 2, RH & IL doesn't get much hotter

I’m beginning to think they are the think

I am still thinking I am owed an apology for blaming me to be C'thulu the chaos god...

I did, however, enjoy that outstanding performance last night...

*lets the dubious statement linger in the air*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*hums quietly to himself to the tune of heavy metal while putting the finishing touches on his triple cheeseburger with a healthy helping of coleslaw in the side, fresh tea steaming in a big cup*

Any chance of a cuppa?

Yeap...

*brews a large cup of tea for RedHot, and not knowing how she takes it, sets the cup, some milk and selection of sugars'n'sweeteners in front of her

he then notices the nurses outfit*

eeerm... mmm, here's the tea, not sure how you take it?

*waves the hand around, a bit of a confused look on his face*"

Redhot....

Are you wearing the nurses outfit because you're missing your bikini bottoms? ....... There was a pair stuck to the ceiling of my cabin this morning......

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"There was a pair stuck to the ceiling of my cabin this morning...... "

Lucky boy. Sounds like you've got mud in your nooks and grannies now as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nurses outfit is on incase anyone needs any emergency resuscitation after an encounter with the thing. Im good like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a pair stuck to the ceiling of my cabin this morning......

Lucky boy. Sounds like you've got mud in your nooks and grannies now as well

Grannies??

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over a year ago

"There was a pair stuck to the ceiling of my cabin this morning......

Lucky boy. Sounds like you've got mud in your nooks and grannies now as well

Grannies??

Silver with some stardust or something cosmic on the inside, i cant quite describe the scent

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"There was a pair stuck to the ceiling of my cabin this morning......

Lucky boy. Sounds like you've got mud in your nooks and grannies now as well

Let’s leave the grannies out of this

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