FabSwingers.com forum: The Thing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With the events of last night still scarring the crew, the hunt for the entity intensifies...

"How about you all go out and look for it and I'll stay here and guard all the food?" suggests Goneirianbothar

"Oh! And I'll make sure the beds are safe and comfy" says White Witch

"Enough!" harks the_ofusplus... "this ship is unknown to all of us, it's massive!"

"That's not the only thing that's mass..."

"Not now, Keano!!" they bark. "I suggest we split up and search in pairs, if you find anything out of the ordinary... Radio in your location and don't try to be a hero! Whatever this 'thing' is it can obviously assume whatever shape it wants..."

The crew look at each other with the same worry on their face...

"Do you think that means... It could become... One of us?" asks Ulsterfry

"...how do we know..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...it isn't already" claims Rquinn...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Active crew:

Shameless

Inquisitive Lady

Rquinn

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

FozzyOClock

Ulsterfry

Drproton

LadyPleaser19

Keanored

Redhott

Goneirianbothar

Hemford

White Witch

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Couldn't be us, we're the boss, so it must be one of you

We order everyone to panic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn't be us, we're the boss, so it must be one of you

We order everyone to panic!!!"

Could The Thing hide better if we all are in a panic. Let's remain calm. Shall we slip into something more comfortable and relax.

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Couldn't be us, we're the boss, so it must be one of you

We order everyone to panic!!!

Could The Thing hide better if we all are in a panic. Let's remain calm. Shall we slip into something more comfortable and relax.

we need to be all together and keep each other in sight at all times...

all times... ALL times... it wont dare attack in front of us all!?

I am all about... slipping... into something more... comfortable...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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I found the hot tub deck earlier on my rounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what is this thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found the hot tub deck earlier on my rounds"

Lead the way Ger.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Couldn't be us, we're the boss, so it must be one of you

We order everyone to panic!!!

Could The Thing hide better if we all are in a panic. Let's remain calm. Shall we slip into something more comfortable and relax.

we need to be all together and keep each other in sight at all times...

all times... ALL times... it wont dare attack in front of us all!?

I am all about... slipping... into something more... comfortable... "

Yes, once we've finished panicking, we shall regroup and share thoughts

... and other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all for sharing

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"I found the hot tub deck earlier on my rounds

Lead the way Ger.

Let me grab a towel first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found the hot tub deck earlier on my rounds

Lead the way Ger.

Let me grab a towel first"

Or a face cloth

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"I found the hot tub deck earlier on my rounds

Lead the way Ger.

Let me grab a towel first

Or a face cloth

Nah my face is clean enough

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I found the hot tub deck earlier on my rounds

Lead the way Ger.

Let me grab a towel first

Or a face cloth

Nah my face is clean enough

*Plops into the hot tub dressed in full tactical combat gear*

aaaahhhhh, this feels much better

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Right we’ve been in this hot tub an hour now and we’re no closer to finding this thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep forgetting what we're looking for. I need to concentrate more.

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Yes, it is becoming a bit boring alright...

I got prune fingers

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

The Thing could be in the hot tub with us right now

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Nah you're safe, that's why I have my tactical armor on, to prevent any accidents

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"The Thing could be in the hot tub with us right now

I’ll check under the water to make sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it there

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Is it there

Is what there, I got distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it there

Is what there, I got distracted "

Your Thing ..

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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Theres a keg and beer tap in here where im guarding the food.........going nowhere

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Is it there

Is what there, I got distracted

Your Thing .. "

Never leave home without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres a keg and beer tap in here where im guarding the food.........going nowhere"

Well any chance of pouring a few...

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

Pull up a stool.... the more the merrier...welcome to the Sheebeen

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Pull up a stool.... the more the merrier...welcome to the Sheebeen"

Mine's a pint of the black stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do jello shots I'll have a Booster Rocket please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"Pull up a stool.... the more the merrier...welcome to the Sheebeen

Mine's a pint of the black stuff

Only have Murphys...... the ship was built in Cork

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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"If you do jello shots I'll have a Booster Rocket please... "

Im sure I could oblige lol

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Feels cold here all of a sudden, what's going on???

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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"Feels cold here all of a sudden, what's going on???

fault with the cooling system...set to nipple stiffening

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Feels cold here all of a sudden, what's going on???

fault with the cooling system...set to nipple stiffening"

speaking of BBQ, I found this flamethrower stashed away in the maintenance locker and we still got the meat, such a shame to go to waste... mutton anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feels cold here all of a sudden, what's going on???

fault with the cooling system...set to nipple stiffening"

Well its working when all im wearing is a silver bikini

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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I’ve been awaken from my slumber by the cold, someone needs to go and check the boiler room

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I’ve been awaken from my slumber by the cold, someone needs to go and check the boiler room"

Check it please Ger, there's a good lad

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Fine, anyone see my tool bag

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I’ve been awaken from my slumber by the cold, someone needs to go and check the boiler room

Check it please Ger, there's a good lad

aaaahhhh, nice and tender cooked, this mutton... hey capt'n, you want some?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Something has sabotaged the boiler captain

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I’ve been awaken from my slumber by the cold, someone needs to go and check the boiler room

Check it please Ger, there's a good lad

aaaahhhh, nice and tender cooked, this mutton... hey capt'n, you want some?"

Nah, mutton don't taste too good

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Something has sabotaged the boiler captain"

Tell me more Ger, spit it out man

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Something has sabotaged the boiler captain

Tell me more Ger, spit it out man

They’ve ripped the gangle pin out. I can replace the housing but the only spare pin I have is back in the Sabrewing. My guess is this Thing likes the cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well lets heat this place up then

Ladies silver bikinis at the ready...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Something has sabotaged the boiler captain

Tell me more Ger, spit it out man

They’ve ripped the gangle pin out. I can replace the housing but the only spare pin I have is back in the Sabrewing. My guess is this Thing likes the cold. "

This is very serious indeed, we need an EGM.

So question is, do we risk sending Ger back to the Sa-brewing or do we heat ourselves up in other ways

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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If we could get communications back we might be able to get them to send a pin over to us

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I’ve been awaken from my slumber by the cold, someone needs to go and check the boiler room

Check it please Ger, there's a good lad

aaaahhhh, nice and tender cooked, this mutton... hey capt'n, you want some?

Nah, mutton don't taste too good

Ah c'mon man! Just give it a taste! It's pretty solid all things considering!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*Captain's Log*

We've been stranded aboard the Avalon for days now with no sign of human life, unable to trace the source of the ships distress call.

Even worse we've been unable to track down the entity that plagues the ship

Worried that it can assume the shape of what or whomever it likes, the trust within the crew is starting to waver.

Paranoia has well and truly set in as we've discovered FozzyOClock and the only escape pod are both missing, along with a note that reads "Balls to this, I'm off home! Best off luck, hope you don't die x"... We're still trying to decipher what it means.

This evening we may have to do the unthinkable... To try and force the entity to reveal itself. We're readying the ships pressure cabin, we realise the risk of sending an innocent member of crew into such a situation... but it's one we have to take

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Shit just got serious.

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Shit just got serious. "

(PMSL, dude, DM me, I wanna exchange a few words)

Hey capt'n! Hows this pressure thing gonna work? I don't think a bit of pressure loss and cold is gonna hurt it? I think the way to go is to prod it with something hot!

*eyes lose focus as he smiled to the image only he sees in his mind*

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Shit just got serious.

(PMSL, dude, DM me, I wanna exchange a few words)

Hey capt'n! Hows this pressure thing gonna work? I don't think a bit of pressure loss and cold is gonna hurt it? I think the way to go is to prod it with something hot!

*eyes lose focus as he smiled to the image only he sees in his mind*"

Prod it with Ms Redhott? Are you out of your goddamn mind drp???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gathering the crew in the main deck, the_ofusplus lays out the plan to flush out the Thing...

"We've searched this ship twice over and can find no trace of the entity"

"But I saw you two in Geralt80's bed all night, you didn't sear..."

".. And we found nothing! Like I said, we searched everywhere and couldn't find it!"

"I'll tell you about it later" whispers Geralt80 to CuriousVoyeur

"If we want to get off this ship, we must find whatever it is and destroy it. If we can't find it.. Well, there may be a reason for that..."

The crew look at each other with worry and paranoia

"Are you saying.. It might already be one of us?" asks Ulsterfry

"We can't know for certain... Unless we act! So tonight, one of us will be placed in the ships pressure cabin... If the entity resides within them it'll be driven out"

"But... What if it's not? What will become of them, they'll be helpless... They'll die!"

"Do you have a better idea!" The_ofusplus say ask they strike their fist on the table

... "I just went from six to midnight when she did that" says Keanored out of the corner of his mouth

"We have to do, what we have to do. Whoever receives the most votes... May God have mercy on your soul"

... "And yours too, Captain" snarls White Witch as she leaves

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

I've got my suspicions alright .... some crew members staying real quiet ... they're the ones to be wary of

Then there are the ones who suddenly reappeared very recently with their faux 'concern'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit just got serious.

(PMSL, dude, DM me, I wanna exchange a few words)

Hey capt'n! Hows this pressure thing gonna work? I don't think a bit of pressure loss and cold is gonna hurt it? I think the way to go is to prod it with something hot!

*eyes lose focus as he smiled to the image only he sees in his mind*

Prod it with Ms Redhott? Are you out of your goddamn mind drp???

Woah who's using me to prod what??

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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You can’t be serious captain, we can’t start sacrificing our own people.

I remember a tale my grandmother told that her grandmother told her that her grandmother told her and so on

of when their village was invaded by werewolves and they started killing each other instead of the wolves.

That said I know who I’m voting for, they stole my muffin this morning and that’s undeniable proof their guilty

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

C'mon cap! This is BULL SHIT! I was reading this novel in a... magazine, and basically these hussies kept murdering everyone over some money and a bikers gang took advantage of this woman, and, well, basically they all wound up DEAD MAN!

We gotta ... find a non destructive way to do it!

How bout Ms Red Hot like I dunno, DOES SOMETHING HOT and whatever we see what happens?!

Shirley there's a different way to figure this out!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"You can’t be serious captain, we can’t start sacrificing our own people."

Well it's like this Ger .... we've been here for days now, the smell of mutton is making everyone sick, someone poo'd in the hot tub, goneirianbothar ate all the food, you made me sleep on the wet patch last night and frankly, Inquisitive Lady and Redhott look better in their silver bikini spacesuits than I do. I want to go home

We all vote by 8pm TONIGHT!!!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"You can’t be serious captain, we can’t start sacrificing our own people.

We all vote by 8pm TONIGHT!!!

Well it was the captains log after all. But we have to do what we have to do I suppose

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Right, let us start this thing ...

Based on our superior intuition and a whole load of guesswork, our vote is for Geralt80

You goin' down boy

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Right, let us start this thing ...

Based on our superior intuition and a whole load of guesswork, our vote is for Geralt80

You goin' down boy

again tonight

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*mutters to himself: what's wrong with the mutton?*

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"*mutters to himself: what's wrong with the mutton?*"

Still reckon it was you poo'd in the hottub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*mutters to himself: what's wrong with the mutton?*

Still reckon it was you poo'd in the hottub

Floater in the tub

thankfully I missed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear ... voting already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*mutters to himself: what's wrong with the mutton?*

Still reckon it was you poo'd in the hottub

Floater in the tub

thankfully I missed that

Yikes me too Red... it’s a good thing you kept me company last night

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"*mutters to himself: what's wrong with the mutton?*

Still reckon it was you poo'd in the hottub

nah capn, a good crewman does not poo in the hot tub, nor in the tactical combat gear! and I am the best of the best, with honors!

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Lads I found the Holodeck... spent the night in barbarella !!

what’s going on with the pressure ?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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What time are we pushing someone out the air lock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all what did I miss when I was out cruising around

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Hey all what did I miss when I was out cruising around

In the coldness of space is it? Well we established earlier that this thing doesn’t like the cold so that puts you top of my list. And I’m top of the captains list but not in a good way

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*face palms* This is not a good idea!

Red Hot, start your hotness and beam it on all of us so we can see who explodes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey all what did I miss when I was out cruising around

In the coldness of space is it? Well we established earlier that this thing doesn’t like the cold so that puts you top of my list. And I’m top of the captains list but not in a good way

I was well padded out there. I only like when things are hot.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Hey all what did I miss when I was out cruising around

In the coldness of space is it? Well we established earlier that this thing doesn’t like the cold so that puts you top of my list. And I’m top of the captains list but not in a good way

I was well padded out there. I only like when things are hot. "

I’d like a look at this padding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey all what did I miss when I was out cruising around

In the coldness of space is it? Well we established earlier that this thing doesn’t like the cold so that puts you top of my list. And I’m top of the captains list but not in a good way

Ger.. what did ye do in bed the Captain.. last night? She’s out for your guts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey all what did I miss when I was out cruising around

In the coldness of space is it? Well we established earlier that this thing doesn’t like the cold so that puts you top of my list. And I’m top of the captains list but not in a good way

I was well padded out there. I only like when things are hot.

I’d like a look at this padding"

Come ahead Gerry . Take a peek...

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Hey all what did I miss when I was out cruising around

In the coldness of space is it? Well we established earlier that this thing doesn’t like the cold so that puts you top of my list. And I’m top of the captains list but not in a good way

I was well padded out there. I only like when things are hot. "

IL ... the thing doesn’t like the cold ... and you have a new craving for the Hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey all what did I miss when I was out cruising around

In the coldness of space is it? Well we established earlier that this thing doesn’t like the cold so that puts you top of my list. And I’m top of the captains list but not in a good way

I was well padded out there. I only like when things are hot.

IL ... the thing doesn’t like the cold ... and you have a new craving for the Hot

Lp as you know we all crave something nice and Hot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*face palms* This is not a good idea!

Red Hot, start your hotness and beam it on all of us so we can see who explodes!"

Shall i use my laser beams?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buckle up everyone..

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"*face palms* This is not a good idea!

Red Hot, start your hotness and beam it on all of us so we can see who explodes!

Shall i use my laser beams?

Was it laser beams that came out of the goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*face palms* This is not a good idea!

Red Hot, start your hotness and beam it on all of us so we can see who explodes!

Shall i use my laser beams?

Was it laser beams that came out of the goat

I still can't talk about the kid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mission leader, the_ofusplus, reminds the crew that they have just 30 minutes remaining to vote, publicly, for who they suspect...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Reminding the crew that you have just 30 minutes remaining to vote publicly, for who you suspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vote goes to shamless. As soon as the goat was tampered with he disappeared.

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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no idea but will go with shameless as per inquistive lady above.....need to pay more attention to this during the day.....some hangover after the night in the shebeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going with Goneirianbothar....suspiciously quiet for my liking

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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dunno how to take that...someone agreeing with me for a change lol

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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I’m going to say _uriousvoyeur, his silence speaks volumes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to say _uriousvoyeur, his silence speaks volumes "

He is a voyeur so possibly watching

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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yeah but you'd hear the knuckle shuffling in the otherwise overwhelming silence

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I’ll vote Dr Shameless .. far too quiet .. may have been infected while inspecting our Kidd ....

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"I’m going to say _uriousvoyeur, his silence speaks volumes

He is a voyeur so possibly watching

I’m not buying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Shameless... I think the The Thing is in you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to say _uriousvoyeur, his silence speaks volumes

He is a voyeur so possibly watching

I’m not buying it

Not sure if he's for sale...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"I’m going to say _uriousvoyeur, his silence speaks volumes

He is a voyeur so possibly watching

I’m not buying it

Not sure if he's for sale..."

Everything is for sale at the right price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Shameless... I think the The Thing is in you...

I’m voting you out the Hatch Shameless... hope we’re doing the right thing..

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over a year ago

"I’m going to say _uriousvoyeur, his silence speaks volumes

He is a voyeur so possibly watching

I’m not buying it

Not sure if he's for sale...

Everything is for sale at the right price "

Chi ching...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Shameless... I think the The Thing is in you...

I’m voting you out the Hatch Shameless... hope we’re doing the right thing..

Keano I think we are ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The crew have been gathered in the Avalon's control deck for some time... The serious matter of who is suspected of being infected is weighing heavily on their shoulders.

"So.. We're finally decided" sighs The_ofusplus with both relief and sadness...

"Shameless... I'm sorry"

"No! Wait! I'll knock 50% off your next mammogram!... Ulsterfry, I'll warm my hands up next time I ask you to cough!... I'm not infected I swear!"

"I'm sorry but we've no choice! We can't get home while this Thing is onboard! Get him to the air lock chamber..."

Kicking, screaming and even letting out the odd nervous fart Shameless is dragged to his fate... Inside the pressurised chamber...

"I don't want to watch this" says Redhott.. "I'll just press my chest against the glass as a goodbye"

... "Hit the switch" order The_ofusplus...

The cabins pressure starts to drop, the zero gravity atmosphere kicks in.. The oxygen levels plummet...

Shameless is helpless as his fate is unfolding before the crew's eyes.

"If that Thing is in there... It'll have to come out"

"And if it's not we've sent an innocent, cold handed, doctor off to die!" says Inquisitive Lady

As the oxygen levels plummet, Shameless is seen... Lifeless... His trousers pulled off him with the pressure inside the chamber... Her floats around in his y-fronts... An innocent man.

"Get some oxygen in there, save the man!"

It's too late... Not even Geralt80's kiss of life can bring him back.

"There must be a better way... There has to be!! And we have to find it soon... Because that Thing is still around..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Active crew:

Shameless

Inquisitive Lady

Rquinn

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

FozzyOClock

Ulsterfry

Drproton

LadyPleaser19

Keanored

Redhott

Goneirianbothar

Hemford

White Witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Shameless... I think the The Thing is in you...

I’m voting you out the Hatch Shameless... hope we’re doing the right thing..

Keano I think we are ... "

Definitely Inquisitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only we could collect body fluids and somehow test them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Shameless... I think the The Thing is in you...

I’m voting you out the Hatch Shameless... hope we’re doing the right thing..

Keano I think we are ...

Definitely Inquisitive

This is something we got wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only we could collect body fluids and somehow test them? "

What do you suggest...

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

doth the lady protest too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Shameless... I think the The Thing is in you...

I’m voting you out the Hatch Shameless... hope we’re doing the right thing..

Keano I think we are ...

Definitely Inquisitive

For fuck sake.. well that was a mistake

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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I hope we don’t need a doctor anytime soon

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

probably need a vet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a shot...

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of the booster rocket

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

I better open up the bar again......whos up for a drink.....a stiff one??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I better open up the bar again......whos up for a drink.....a stiff one??"

Id love a stiff one after that please

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Cripes what have we done, we've killed Dr Leitrim. His booby work was all for nothing

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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happy to oblige....what vessel would you like it in

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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i was hoping for a moob reduction.....ever since he gave me these perfect 36 D's ive done nothing but lie in bed playing with them

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Guys... Did we just space the only doctor in the crew who could tell the difference between the gonads and kidneys???

How could a dead, shredded goat meat get to the doc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kebabs

For the goat meat

Petri dishes for the body fluids, then figure out how to test them,

Someone needs to collect the fluids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kebabs

For the goat meat

Petri dishes for the body fluids, then figure out how to test them,

Someone needs to collect the fluids

You seem very familiar to this process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kebabs

For the goat meat

Petri dishes for the body fluids, then figure out how to test them,

Someone needs to collect the fluids

Ill do my duty and volunteer to collect some fluids. Purely for research reasons obviously..

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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make sure to preserve the fluid samples...dont swallow all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been holding back a load for sampling, need to release it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kebabs

For the goat meat

Petri dishes for the body fluids, then figure out how to test them,

Someone needs to collect the fluids

Ill do my duty and volunteer to collect some fluids. Purely for research reasons obviously..

Such a martyr Red

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Kebabs

For the goat meat

Petri dishes for the body fluids, then figure out how to test them,

Someone needs to collect the fluids

Ill do my duty and volunteer to collect some fluids. Purely for research reasons obviously..

Oh fine, I'll go first, just get this over with

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Jaysus,I wake up from an extended space nap and the Doc is gone???? Wtf did I miss??? And more importantly...who left a log in the bathtub??????

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Jaysus,I wake up from an extended space nap and the Doc is gone???? Wtf did I miss??? And more importantly...who left a log in the bathtub??????

The log is being analysed along with the fluids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning fellow Crew Members...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Good morning spacers

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Good morning underlings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So has anyone anything to report today ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, except the fluids were released with ease, thanks to reds fab pictures

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"So has anyone anything to report today ?? "

Curiousvoyeur lived up to his name last night, he was peering through my window as he floated past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So has anyone anything to report today ??

Curiousvoyeur lived up to his name last night, he was peering through my window as he floated past"

Well I'd a great sleep and saw nothing at all . I did feel someone here beside me though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally Nep-tuned out last night. But I did manage to collect some samples..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to have a sample here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to have a sample here too

Don’t act all innocent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Lads and ladies... fluids collected must mean a happy crew this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Lads and ladies... fluids collected must mean a happy crew this morning

Ectoplasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to have a sample here too

Don’t act all innocent...

But I am keano. Was it you ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Lads and ladies... fluids collected must mean a happy crew this morning

Ectoplasm

From ecto gasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to have a sample here too

Don’t act all innocent...

But I am keano. Was it you ... "

I did sleep walk last night Inquisitive.. so I can’t deny it...

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over a year ago

"I seem to have a sample here too

Don’t act all innocent...

But I am keano. Was it you ...

I did sleep walk last night Inquisitive.. so I can’t deny it...

I'm keeping my eye on you now keano..

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over a year ago

"I seem to have a sample here too

Don’t act all innocent...

But I am keano. Was it you ...

I did sleep walk last night Inquisitive.. so I can’t deny it...

I'm keeping my eye on you now keano..

Fine by me...

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!

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over a year ago

"I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!"

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over a year ago

"I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!"

For all we know you could be zipping up that spacesuit to hide The Thing inside you

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over a year ago

"I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!

For all we know you could be zipping up that spacesuit to hide The Thing inside you

Interesting... never thought of that..

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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What has the captain in store today, any of lab to get to the bottom of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone joined the thing or has the thing been flirting with any one?

Some of this crew could persuade me to do very bad things......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone joined the thing or has the thing been flirting with any one?

Some of this crew could persuade me to do very bad things......

Like what kind of bad "things" ..

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone joined the thing or has the thing been flirting with any one?

Some of this crew could persuade me to do very bad things......

Like what kind of bad "things" ..

The imagination knows only itself its boundaries..... Roll the dice and see where it goes is a good idea.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But am I a gambler...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"What has the captain in store today, any of lab to get to the bottom of this"

Right kids, fluid and log samples sent to the lab but they're busy with Covid testing so will be a few hours

In the meantime, there's at least one Thing either floating around or hiding in someone's pants so beware everybody

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over a year ago

"What has the captain in store today, any of lab to get to the bottom of this

Right kids, fluid and log samples sent to the lab but they're busy with Covid testing so will be a few hours

In the meantime, there's at least one Thing either floating around or hiding in someone's pants so beware everybody

What if you're not wearing pants....

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"in the meantime, there's at least one Thing either floating around or hiding in someone's pants so beware everybody

What if you're not wearing pants....

In that case I dread to think where it could be hiding

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over a year ago

"in the meantime, there's at least one Thing either floating around or hiding in someone's pants so beware everybody

What if you're not wearing pants....

In that case I dread to think where it could be hiding

Face the fear ...

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"So has anyone anything to report today ??

Curiousvoyeur lived up to his name last night, he was peering through my window as he floated past"

You mixing me up with PeepingTom??? Coz I don't usually leave floaters!!!!!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"So has anyone anything to report today ??

Curiousvoyeur lived up to his name last night, he was peering through my window as he floated past

You mixing me up with PeepingTom??? Coz I don't usually leave floaters!!!!! "

You always look before you flush?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!

For all we know you could be zipping up that spacesuit to hide The Thing inside you

*looks at IL with a cold, hard look*

For all I know...

*stabs at the sausage he just cut a piece of and puts it in his mouth, chewing*

and based on prior experiences, anecdotal and personal

*waves with his fork in the air as he talks, still chewing between words*

it is usually the one that throws the accusation first...

*locks his eyes with IL in a bemused stare*

Besides, while you guys have been...

*waves the fork around, his eyes looking up at the ceiling*

fooling around this cold turd coffin, I have been looking for ways to secure ourselves, as well as made constructive suggestions.

but sure, go roam the rooms and hallways around in pairs, and hope that the one you are with is not infected with this thing, whatever it is...

however...

*puts a welding torch he makeshifted into a flamethrower on the table next to himself*

feel free to propose and run a test that does not involve ceasing my life functions, otherwise, until then, I plan on sitting here in plain view of everyone, in the mess hall, in my space suit, covered with at least three security cameras that you know of...

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"So has anyone anything to report today ??

Curiousvoyeur lived up to his name last night, he was peering through my window as he floated past

You mixing me up with PeepingTom??? Coz I don't usually leave floaters!!!!!

You always look before you flush?

Always look twice,you never know what could make its way back!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!

For all we know you could be zipping up that spacesuit to hide The Thing inside you

*looks at IL with a cold, hard look*

For all I know...

*stabs at the sausage he just cut a piece of and puts it in his mouth, chewing*

and based on prior experiences, anecdotal and personal

*waves with his fork in the air as he talks, still chewing between words*

it is usually the one that throws the accusation first...

*locks his eyes with IL in a bemused stare*

Besides, while you guys have been...

*waves the fork around, his eyes looking up at the ceiling*

fooling around this cold turd coffin, I have been looking for ways to secure ourselves, as well as made constructive suggestions.

but sure, go roam the rooms and hallways around in pairs, and hope that the one you are with is not infected with this thing, whatever it is...

however...

*puts a welding torch he makeshifted into a flamethrower on the table next to himself*

As I watch you wave your silly accusations and knife around I begin to see things a lot more clear now ...

Keep talking as we will soon know what is behind all this bravado...

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!

For all we know you could be zipping up that spacesuit to hide The Thing inside you

*looks at IL with a cold, hard look*

For all I know...

*stabs at the sausage he just cut a piece of and puts it in his mouth, chewing*

and based on prior experiences, anecdotal and personal

*waves with his fork in the air as he talks, still chewing between words*

it is usually the one that throws the accusation first...

*locks his eyes with IL in a bemused stare*

Besides, while you guys have been...

*waves the fork around, his eyes looking up at the ceiling*

fooling around this cold turd coffin, I have been looking for ways to secure ourselves, as well as made constructive suggestions.

but sure, go roam the rooms and hallways around in pairs, and hope that the one you are with is not infected with this thing, whatever it is...

however...

*puts a welding torch he makeshifted into a flamethrower on the table next to himself*

As I watch you wave your silly accusations and knife around I begin to see things a lot more clear now ...

Keep talking as we will soon know what is behind all this bravado..."

*cracks a smile with his left lips*

Nice try lady, but no dice

* sits back, straightens his back, spreads his arms in a non-threatening way*

after all, if you feel like it, you are welcome to join me, I am sure there is enough space in here for you

*raises his right eyebrow giving you a daring look*

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over a year ago

"I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!

For all we know you could be zipping up that spacesuit to hide The Thing inside you

*looks at IL with a cold, hard look*

For all I know...

*stabs at the sausage he just cut a piece of and puts it in his mouth, chewing*

and based on prior experiences, anecdotal and personal

*waves with his fork in the air as he talks, still chewing between words*

it is usually the one that throws the accusation first...

*locks his eyes with IL in a bemused stare*

Besides, while you guys have been...

*waves the fork around, his eyes looking up at the ceiling*

fooling around this cold turd coffin, I have been looking for ways to secure ourselves, as well as made constructive suggestions.

but sure, go roam the rooms and hallways around in pairs, and hope that the one you are with is not infected with this thing, whatever it is...

however...

*puts a welding torch he makeshifted into a flamethrower on the table next to himself*

As I watch you wave your silly accusations and knife around I begin to see things a lot more clear now ...

Keep talking as we will soon know what is behind all this bravado...

*cracks a smile with his left lips*

Nice try lady, but no dice

* sits back, straightens his back, spreads his arms in a non-threatening way*

after all, if you feel like it, you are welcome to join me, I am sure there is enough space in here for you

*raises his right eyebrow giving you a daring look*"

Said The Thing to the The lady....

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!

For all we know you could be zipping up that spacesuit to hide The Thing inside you

*looks at IL with a cold, hard look*

For all I know...

*stabs at the sausage he just cut a piece of and puts it in his mouth, chewing*

and based on prior experiences, anecdotal and personal

*waves with his fork in the air as he talks, still chewing between words*

it is usually the one that throws the accusation first...

*locks his eyes with IL in a bemused stare*

Besides, while you guys have been...

*waves the fork around, his eyes looking up at the ceiling*

fooling around this cold turd coffin, I have been looking for ways to secure ourselves, as well as made constructive suggestions.

but sure, go roam the rooms and hallways around in pairs, and hope that the one you are with is not infected with this thing, whatever it is...

however...

*puts a welding torch he makeshifted into a flamethrower on the table next to himself*

As I watch you wave your silly accusations and knife around I begin to see things a lot more clear now ...

Keep talking as we will soon know what is behind all this bravado...

*cracks a smile with his left lips*

Nice try lady, but no dice

* sits back, straightens his back, spreads his arms in a non-threatening way*

after all, if you feel like it, you are welcome to join me, I am sure there is enough space in here for you

*raises his right eyebrow giving you a daring look*

Said The Thing to the The lady...."

Is this a diversionary tactic one wonderss??????

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!

For all we know you could be zipping up that spacesuit to hide The Thing inside you

*looks at IL with a cold, hard look*

For all I know...

*stabs at the sausage he just cut a piece of and puts it in his mouth, chewing*

and based on prior experiences, anecdotal and personal

*waves with his fork in the air as he talks, still chewing between words*

it is usually the one that throws the accusation first...

*locks his eyes with IL in a bemused stare*

Besides, while you guys have been...

*waves the fork around, his eyes looking up at the ceiling*

fooling around this cold turd coffin, I have been looking for ways to secure ourselves, as well as made constructive suggestions.

but sure, go roam the rooms and hallways around in pairs, and hope that the one you are with is not infected with this thing, whatever it is...

however...

*puts a welding torch he makeshifted into a flamethrower on the table next to himself*

As I watch you wave your silly accusations and knife around I begin to see things a lot more clear now ...

Keep talking as we will soon know what is behind all this bravado...

*cracks a smile with his left lips*

Nice try lady, but no dice

* sits back, straightens his back, spreads his arms in a non-threatening way*

after all, if you feel like it, you are welcome to join me, I am sure there is enough space in here for you

*raises his right eyebrow giving you a daring look*"

And an awful lot of chatter for someone with nothing to hide!!!;;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we all need to relax in the hot tub deck... we can get all the accusations done later... tbh I’d love a chat over the bubbles with the ladies to find out what advances have happened in the sex toy industry since we’re now living amongst the stars...

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!

For all we know you could be zipping up that spacesuit to hide The Thing inside you

*looks at IL with a cold, hard look*

For all I know...

*stabs at the sausage he just cut a piece of and puts it in his mouth, chewing*

and based on prior experiences, anecdotal and personal

*waves with his fork in the air as he talks, still chewing between words*

it is usually the one that throws the accusation first...

*locks his eyes with IL in a bemused stare*

Besides, while you guys have been...

*waves the fork around, his eyes looking up at the ceiling*

fooling around this cold turd coffin, I have been looking for ways to secure ourselves, as well as made constructive suggestions.

but sure, go roam the rooms and hallways around in pairs, and hope that the one you are with is not infected with this thing, whatever it is...

however...

*puts a welding torch he makeshifted into a flamethrower on the table next to himself*

As I watch you wave your silly accusations and knife around I begin to see things a lot more clear now ...

Keep talking as we will soon know what is behind all this bravado...

*cracks a smile with his left lips*

Nice try lady, but no dice

* sits back, straightens his back, spreads his arms in a non-threatening way*

after all, if you feel like it, you are welcome to join me, I am sure there is enough space in here for you

*raises his right eyebrow giving you a daring look*

And an awful lot of chatter for someone with nothing to hide!!!;;

IL: Said The Thing to the The lady....

CV: Is this a diversionary tactic one wonderss??????

CV: And an awful lot of chatter for someone with nothing to hide!!!;;

I am glad you are enamored with my package, but I am not one of those that have a name for it, although, if I was in that kind of stuff, I'd be flattered

*chuckles to himself*

go on now, I am bored... let me know when you are ready to turn in your samples and have them tested right here in front of everyone...

* continues eating his breakfast reading some soft porn love romance he found stashed in one of the lockers, touches the control panel on his suit's sleeve and a classical tune from the distant 1980s can be heard blaring from his earpieces*

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over a year ago

"I think we all need to relax in the hot tub deck... we can get all the accusations done later... tbh I’d love a chat over the bubbles with the ladies to find out what advances have happened in the sex toy industry since we’re now living amongst the stars...

Bubble up there big boy . I am in need of relaxation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am dont care what you guys do, but I am sleeping in my space suit, with my helmet on, with three cameras pointed at me! And no, adding a necklace of garlic is not a stupid idea!

For all we know you could be zipping up that spacesuit to hide The Thing inside you

*looks at IL with a cold, hard look*

For all I know...

*stabs at the sausage he just cut a piece of and puts it in his mouth, chewing*

and based on prior experiences, anecdotal and personal

*waves with his fork in the air as he talks, still chewing between words*

it is usually the one that throws the accusation first...

*locks his eyes with IL in a bemused stare*

Besides, while you guys have been...

*waves the fork around, his eyes looking up at the ceiling*

fooling around this cold turd coffin, I have been looking for ways to secure ourselves, as well as made constructive suggestions.

but sure, go roam the rooms and hallways around in pairs, and hope that the one you are with is not infected with this thing, whatever it is...

however...

*puts a welding torch he makeshifted into a flamethrower on the table next to himself*

As I watch you wave your silly accusations and knife around I begin to see things a lot more clear now ...

Keep talking as we will soon know what is behind all this bravado...

*cracks a smile with his left lips*

Nice try lady, but no dice

* sits back, straightens his back, spreads his arms in a non-threatening way*

after all, if you feel like it, you are welcome to join me, I am sure there is enough space in here for you

*raises his right eyebrow giving you a daring look*

Said The Thing to the The lady....

Is this a diversionary tactic one wonderss?????? "

Oh curious one maybe wonder in the direction of "The Thing "...

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over a year ago

"But am I a gambler...

I think id like to be paired up with you, risky and risqué, maybe hunt this thing down and beat the hell out of it, afterwards back to the sheebeen and hottub????

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over a year ago

"But am I a gambler...

I think id like to be paired up with you, risky and risqué, maybe hunt this thing down and beat the hell out of it, afterwards back to the sheebeen and hottub???? "

I see we do have a gambler here

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