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"It really gets up my goat my guys on here try to mansplain my own own sexuality to me. Dude, I'm fifty years old, I do know my own body! Do other ladies get this shite? And does it irritate you as much as it does me?" Well you know you want it, or at least we know you want it so just assume the position and let's get on with it!   | |||
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"We get what appears to be mainly the male half of MF couples insisting that I (female) have a bi side, at this stage we just roll our eyes and discontinue the conversation, it's no longer a surprise to us. " But you haven't met their wife yet. She might just be so hot she'll turn you bi!!!  | |||
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"We get what appears to be mainly the male half of MF couples insisting that I (female) have a bi side, at this stage we just roll our eyes and discontinue the conversation, it's no longer a surprise to us. But you haven't met their wife yet. She might just be so hot she'll turn you bi!!! " | |||
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"It really gets up my goat my guys on here try to mansplain my own own sexuality to me. Dude, I'm fifty years old, I do know my own body! Do other ladies get this shite? And does it irritate you as much as it does me? Well you know you want it, or at least we know you want it so just assume the position and let's get on with it! "I know you know what's best for me Michael. I'm just to silly to admit it. | |||
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"Sure how can you know you don't like something until you have tried it/that's only cause person A wasn't doing it right
I'll make you love (insert appropriate sexual act here)"or 'Oh Ill convert you' .... ugh piss off. | |||
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"Sure how can you know you don't like something until you have tried it/that's only cause person A wasn't doing it right
I'll make you love (insert appropriate sexual act here)
or 'Oh Ill convert you' .... ugh piss off. "Ikr... like I keep telling the lads that message me offering blowjobs endlessly... I can tell after the 6th time I dont like guys going it | |||
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"Sure how can you know you don't like something until you have tried it/that's only cause person A wasn't doing it right
I'll make you love (insert appropriate sexual act here)
or 'Oh Ill convert you' .... ugh piss off. "We were only talking about this. You can’t even chat about something you aren’t madly into but some mean take it as a challenge. I was chatting to a guy who was really in there, ticked all the boxes, until I said I didn’t like something and it became his life’s fecking mission to convince me I would “if he did it”. eh. No. Blocked. Dope!! Honestly, so many men do it and sure enough, they’ll be in here whinging “why do women block after a few messages”. Sigh and enormous eyeroll. | |||
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"Sure how can you know you don't like something until you have tried it/that's only cause person A wasn't doing it right
I'll make you love (insert appropriate sexual act here)
or 'Oh Ill convert you' .... ugh piss off.
We were only talking about this. You can’t even chat about something you aren’t madly into but some mean take it as a challenge.
I was chatting to a guy who was really in there, ticked all the boxes, until I said I didn’t like something and it became his life’s fecking mission to convince me I would “if he did it”.
eh. No. Blocked. Dope!!
Honestly, so many men do it and sure enough, they’ll be in here whinging “why do women block after a few messages”. Sigh and enormous eyeroll. "Well if its any help, I won't mention "that thing" again?  | |||
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"I was chatting to a guy who was really in there, ticked all the boxes, until I said I didn’t like something and it became his life’s fecking mission to convince me I would “if he did it”. eh. No. Blocked. Dope!! Honestly, so many men do it and sure enough, they’ll be in here whinging “why do women block after a few messages”. Sigh and enormous eyeroll. Well if its any help, I won't mention "that thing" again? "OK, now I am getting morbidly curious... what is "that thing"? | |||
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" Well if its any help, I won't mention "that thing" again? "Ah I’d forgive you anything... | |||
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" Well if its any help, I won't mention "that thing" again?
Ah I’d forgive you anything..."Maybe I should have mentioned "that thing" then? Damn!  | |||
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"I was chatting to a guy who was really in there, ticked all the boxes, until I said I didn’t like something and it became his life’s fecking mission to convince me I would “if he did it”. eh. No. Blocked. Dope!! Honestly, so many men do it and sure enough, they’ll be in here whinging “why do women block after a few messages”. Sigh and enormous eyeroll. Well if its any help, I won't mention "that thing" again?
OK, now I am getting morbidly curious... what is "that thing"?"Such information is given out strictly on a "need to know" basis! | |||
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"It's not even the pushyness. Stuff like explaining squirting to me. Hello, I've been squirting regularly for over 25 years, I do know how it goes "Or the I make you squirt as I do with all women. Lol as if it's that simple Miss_tattoo | |||
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"To all the broccoli haters, sure it was just not cooked right. "Go on then DH convince us? | |||
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"To all the broccoli haters, sure it was just not cooked right.
Go on then DH convince us?"But this one is true though!!! 
I actually have turned many a brocoli hater.
Mind you it doesn't mean I'm going to give secret away  | |||
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"Long stem broccoli is nice....I've said it "Have no fear BM, I'm a fellow broccoli lover and I'm not ashamed. | |||
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"Broccoli tastes like what I presume moss tastes like and no one can change my mind "Typical moss licker | |||
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"Broccoli tastes like what I presume moss tastes like and no one can change my mind
Typical moss licker "I need gifs | |||
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"Broccoli tastes like what I presume moss tastes like and no one can change my mind
Typical moss licker
I need gifs "Mere words cannot compare. I apologise profusely.. | |||
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"Broccoli tastes like what I presume moss tastes like and no one can change my mind
Typical moss licker
I need gifs
Mere words cannot compare. I apologise profusely.. "Apology reluctantly accepted | |||
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"It's not even the pushyness. Stuff like explaining squirting to me. Hello, I've been squirting regularly for over 25 years, I do know how it goes
Or the I make you squirt as I do with all women. Lol as if it's that simple
Miss_tattoo "Unfortunately these guys think that 20 seconds of crazy (and sore) finger blasting will magically produce multiple orgasms
... it doesn't | |||
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"It's not even the pushyness. Stuff like explaining squirting to me. Hello, I've been squirting regularly for over 25 years, I do know how it goes
Or the I make you squirt as I do with all women. Lol as if it's that simple
Miss_tattoo
Unfortunately these guys think that 20 seconds of crazy (and sore) finger blasting will magically produce multiple orgasms
... it doesn't "Well, in all fairness, from personal experience, some ladies do function like that, and once they have that first orgasm, they will keep having more as long as you keep going, or they all but pass out from too many consecutive orgasms... It can be problematic cause if you do not want the said lady to pass out, you need to stop and give them a few minutes to catch their breath, but if you are close yourself, and just don't want to stop, or she doesn't want you to stop, and she's having her orgasms... oh well... can be tricky... | |||
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"It's not even the pushyness. Stuff like explaining squirting to me. Hello, I've been squirting regularly for over 25 years, I do know how it goes
Or the I make you squirt as I do with all women. Lol as if it's that simple
Miss_tattoo
Unfortunately these guys think that 20 seconds of crazy (and sore) finger blasting will magically produce multiple orgasms
... it doesn't "Oh but you see it would if was him doing. He's just more special. If only you'd give him the chance to prove it.
You're just a time waster anyway!!! | |||
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"It's not even the pushyness. Stuff like explaining squirting to me. Hello, I've been squirting regularly for over 25 years, I do know how it goes
Or the I make you squirt as I do with all women. Lol as if it's that simple
Miss_tattoo
Unfortunately these guys think that 20 seconds of crazy (and sore) finger blasting will magically produce multiple orgasms
... it doesn't
Oh but you see it would if was him doing. He's just more special. If only you'd give him the chance to prove it.
You're just a time waster anyway!!!"Just 'remind' him at squirt is pee and it might shut him up | |||
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"It's not even the pushyness. Stuff like explaining squirting to me. Hello, I've been squirting regularly for over 25 years, I do know how it goes
Or the I make you squirt as I do with all women. Lol as if it's that simple
Miss_tattoo
Unfortunately these guys think that 20 seconds of crazy (and sore) finger blasting will magically produce multiple orgasms
... it doesn't
Oh but you see it would if was him doing. He's just more special. If only you'd give him the chance to prove it.
You're just a time waster anyway!!!
Just 'remind' him at squirt is pee and it might shut him up "No. Its actually not. Sorry | |||
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"Just 'remind' him at squirt is pee and it might shut him up
No. Its actually not. Sorry"Agree to disagree I think  | |||
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"Just 'remind' him at squirt is pee and it might shut him up
No. Its actually not. Sorry
Agree to disagree I think "Absolutely | |||
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"It's not even the pushyness. Stuff like explaining squirting to me. Hello, I've been squirting regularly for over 25 years, I do know how it goes "That’s hilarious... | |||
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"It's not even the pushyness. Stuff like explaining squirting to me. Hello, I've been squirting regularly for over 25 years, I do know how it goes
Or the I make you squirt as I do with all women. Lol as if it's that simple
Miss_tattoo
Unfortunately these guys think that 20 seconds of crazy (and sore) finger blasting will magically produce multiple orgasms
... it doesn't
Well, in all fairness, from personal experience, some ladies do function like that, and once they have that first orgasm, they will keep having more as long as you keep going, or they all but pass out from too many consecutive orgasms...
It can be problematic cause if you do not want the said lady to pass out, you need to stop and give them a few minutes to catch their breath, but if you are close yourself, and just don't want to stop, or she doesn't want you to stop, and she's having her orgasms... oh well... can be tricky..."Yes I too have the problem of women having too many orgasms......swears | |||
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"Just 'remind' him at squirt is pee and it might shut him up
No. Its actually not. Sorry
Agree to disagree I think
Absolutely "ooooh, is this an Admiral Ackbar TRAP? for some mansplaining to come in and explain the biological and morphological differences between squirting and peeing? | |||
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"To all the broccoli haters, sure it was just not cooked right.
Go on then DH convince us?
But this one is true though!!!
I actually have turned many a brocoli hater.
Mind you it doesn't mean I'm going to give secret away "There you see you do it yourself. | |||
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"To all the broccoli haters, sure it was just not cooked right.
Go on then DH convince us?
But this one is true though!!!
I actually have turned many a brocoli hater.
Mind you it doesn't mean I'm going to give secret away
There you see you do it yourself. "I just know you'd learn to love brocoli if you tried it my way | |||
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"It really gets up my goat my guys on here try to mansplain my own own sexuality to me. Dude, I'm fifty years old, I do know my own body! Do other ladies get this shite? And does it irritate you as much as it does me?" A lady who knows what she is or wants !! Pretty frightening for a lot of the boys.... | |||
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"It really gets up my goat my guys on here try to mansplain my own own sexuality to me. Dude, I'm fifty years old, I do know my own body! Do other ladies get this shite? And does it irritate you as much as it does me? A lady who knows what she is or wants !! Pretty frightening for a lot of the boys...." I know right! It's a shame too cause it can be a whole other ride when you let us take the reins. | |||
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"We get what appears to be mainly the male half of MF couples insisting that I (female) have a bi side, at this stage we just roll our eyes and discontinue the conversation, it's no longer a surprise to us. But you haven't met their wife yet. She might just be so hot she'll turn you bi!!! "I just don't understand how come you two ladies are not "Fab bi", as most of the female Fab population? It would make the all so popular "Fab straight" men, so much happier. 
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"To all the broccoli haters, sure it was just not cooked right.
Go on then DH convince us?
But this one is true though!!!
I actually have turned many a brocoli hater.
Mind you it doesn't mean I'm going to give secret away
There you see you do it yourself.
I just know you'd learn to love brocoli if you tried it my way "I do love broccoli already. Never hated it. | |||
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"To all the broccoli haters, sure it was just not cooked right.
Go on then DH convince us?
But this one is true though!!!
I actually have turned many a brocoli hater.
Mind you it doesn't mean I'm going to give secret away
There you see you do it yourself.
I just know you'd learn to love brocoli if you tried it my way
I do love broccoli already. Never hated it. "Broccoli is like Religion I don't object to other people liking it, I just don't need it in my life. And that goes for the purple stuff too | |||
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"It's not even the pushyness. Stuff like explaining squirting to me. Hello, I've been squirting regularly for over 25 years, I do know how it goes "Wow you actually get guys explaining to you on how it's done they probably didn't know themselves without looking it up on google before messaging you proper soft people | |||
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"Strange that broccoli is getting the rap. While the crafty brussel sprout has gotten away scot-free "Ah but that's like the female orgasm... once a year | |||
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"Strange that broccoli is getting the rap. While the crafty brussel sprout has gotten away scot-free " | |||
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"Strange that broccoli is getting the rap. While the crafty brussel sprout has gotten away scot-free
Ah but that's like the female orgasm... once a year "Aldi sell it year round in case you want some  | |||
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"Strange that broccoli is getting the rap. While the crafty brussel sprout has gotten away scot-free
Ah but that's like the female orgasm... once a year
Aldi sell it year round in case you want some "Christ the ques will be massive... do you have to being your own female or are they supplied? | |||
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As for convincing them to eat broccoli, how's the BJ tasting the next day there Miss broccoli lover?
Not even going to go further on the sprouts | |||
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"Strange that broccoli is getting the rap. While the crafty brussel sprout has gotten away scot-free "You need the little crosses on the bottom. They make all the difference... apparently. | |||
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"Ah here! FFS! Cop on would ye. You seriously think that if you tell a guy there's something sexual that you don't like, which he may have a penchant for, isn't going to turn said act into a challenge? Guys are built like that. She knows about it but doesn't want to do it. Bet she never had it done like I do it. She'll love it when I show her how I do it. That's how guys think! Mostly. 90% probably. Unless you have a coffee talk discussion about same, it won't sink in. Guys need that explained in clear terms before any fun and convinced it's not just a boundary but a hard NO
As for convincing them to eat broccoli, how's the BJ tasting the next day there Miss broccoli lover?
Not even going to go further on the sprouts "Are you in the 90 or the 10%? | |||
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" As for convincing them to eat broccoli, how's the BJ tasting the next day there Miss broccoli lover?
Not even going to go further on the sprouts "I recommend swimming nose clips if there's and issue. I myself I don't do fully blown bjs so for the bit of warm up oral you can just hold your breath or alternatively scrap the whole plinky plonky stuff and just have raw steamy sex. | |||
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"Strange that broccoli is getting the rap. While the crafty brussel sprout has gotten away scot-free
You need the little crosses on the bottom. They make all the difference... apparently."Way back, before becoming a domestic goddess, I would put the crosses on the other end, boil the sh*t out of them and hope for the best
Nowadays (thanks to Google and a teensy bit of cop on), i'll chop them up and fry in a little butter with some chopped streaky bacon ... delish.
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