FabSwingers.com forum: Girls Night Out

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two wives are out on the town on a girl's night out and both get extremely d*unk.

On the way home both needing a piss they stopped at the cemetery but had nothing to wipe with.

One used her panties and the other grabbed a recently laid wreath off a grave.

The next day one husband called the other and said " No more girls nights out for my wife, she came back without any panties"

The other husband said "you think that's fucking bad? Mine came back with a card in her fanny that read"

"From all of us at the rugby club, we will never forget you xxx"

Rascals!

By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A man on his way home from his local steps behind a hedge for a piss.

As he is standing there a sexy voice spoke beside him to say hello.

Turning his head he sees a woman squatting while relieving herself just like he is.

She smiled at him and in a soft sexy voice she spoke again to ask "May I take advantage of you sir?"

"Of course you can" he stuttered.

"Thank you" was her reply as she used his shirt tail to wipe her arse.