FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say during sex and getting your car washed

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Did you not pay a few quid extra for the waxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the price include a hand finishing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 please

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Close the windows

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

That’s the spot there, yes just there, harder, harder, oh god yes that’s sorted that out

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Is there meant to be bubbles in here

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Pay extra attention to the rear

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Lather up my nuts!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

While you’re down there ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll be here all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what do you make of Ireland?

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Don’t forget the rims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super there are 2 of you ..

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby

How much for the works?

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Close that window...

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Just just jump in and start rubbing, get it nice and wet first and you’ll get it off easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You missed a bit

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

That’s nicely waxed, and it even smells great

Now don’t be getting it all messed up

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

That was quick

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By *asterandhissparklesCouple
over a year ago

tipperary

It's all wet inside....

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

That was well worth the €8

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That was well worth the €8"

You where robbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that smell from the glove box

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"That was well worth the €8

You where robbed

maybe should have shelled out the €10 for the super option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 10 minutes

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That was well worth the €8

You where robbed

maybe should have shelled out the €10 for the super option

Do they clean your flaps for that

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"That was well worth the €8

You where robbed

maybe should have shelled out the €10 for the super option

Do they clean your flaps for that

Flaps cleaned, rear scrubbed and most interestingly of all a vaccum of some sort is involved ... kinky!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That was well worth the €8

You where robbed

maybe should have shelled out the €10 for the super option

Do they clean your flaps for that

Flaps cleaned, rear scrubbed and most interestingly of all a vaccum of some sort is involved ... kinky!

Ohh well now that Is a bargain I do enjoy a good vacuum

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"That was well worth the €8

You where robbed

maybe should have shelled out the €10 for the super option

Do they clean your flaps for that

Flaps cleaned, rear scrubbed and most interestingly of all a vaccum of some sort is involved ... kinky!

Ohh well now that Is a bargain I do enjoy a good vacuum

Based on the above I now identify as a vaccum

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

I love good clean mirrors

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

She's fairly dirty

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That was well worth the €8

You where robbed

maybe should have shelled out the €10 for the super option

Do they clean your flaps for that

Flaps cleaned, rear scrubbed and most interestingly of all a vaccum of some sort is involved ... kinky!

Ohh well now that Is a bargain I do enjoy a good vacuum

Based on the above I now identify as a vaccum

Sucker

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"That was well worth the €8

You where robbed

maybe should have shelled out the €10 for the super option

Do they clean your flaps for that

Flaps cleaned, rear scrubbed and most interestingly of all a vaccum of some sort is involved ... kinky!

Ohh well now that Is a bargain I do enjoy a good vacuum

Based on the above I now identify as a vaccum

Sucker

How much is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

join the que

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Back up a small bit please

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That was well worth the €8

You where robbed

maybe should have shelled out the €10 for the super option

Do they clean your flaps for that

Flaps cleaned, rear scrubbed and most interestingly of all a vaccum of some sort is involved ... kinky!

Ohh well now that Is a bargain I do enjoy a good vacuum

Based on the above I now identify as a vaccum

Sucker

How much is that?

Depends if you want your gear stick waxed

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

I wash my own

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I wash my own

do you want a hand

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

"I wash my own

do you want a hand

I’d say yes to a bikini car wash but it’s bucking cold and I’m fussy about the paintwork

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I wash my own

do you want a hand

I’d say yes to a bikini car wash but it’s bucking cold and I’m fussy about the paintwork

I don’t have a bikini can I just watch you instead

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

"I wash my own

do you want a hand

I’d say yes to a bikini car wash but it’s bucking cold and I’m fussy about the paintwork

I don’t have a bikini can I just watch you instead

Certainly, you can fill up me buckets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much for the full works?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much for the full works?"

I’ve a special offer on Tuesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much for the full works?

I’ve a special offer on Tuesdays

You'll do it naked??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much for the full works?

I’ve a special offer on Tuesdays

You'll do it naked??

I always do it naked

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By *tanley KMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

The undercarriage needs major attention

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I haven't done that for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can ya hand wash me nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a spit and polish

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