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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I came in here to do something but haven't a clue what it was.

What was the last thing you can remember forgetting?

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Searching for my phone while I was on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for my glasses yesterday...forgot they were already on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using a calculator to add 12 + 12...

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

A guy who used to work for me turned up as usual one morning and I sent him off to the North coast.

This was in the days before mobile phones. Two hours and 100 miles later he rang me from his first drop in a panic.

His pregnant wife had been staying with her mum for a few weeks. He has forgotten she was going in that morning to be induced and he should have asked me for the day off.

I ended up driving to her mums and taking her to the hospital.

He made it back just in time for the birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Searching for my phone while I was on it

Always doing this

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Searching for my phone while I was on it

Always doing this

Oh thank god

It happens regularly

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Amarillo?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Looking for a mask already on my face as I get out of the car towards the petrol station

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Looking for a mask already on my face as I get out of the car towards the petrol station "

I forgot to put one on the other day and only realised it when I got loads of dirty looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tik tok I lose hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving away from my home or from the garage with a cup of coffee on the roof....May times

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Looking for a mask already on my face as I get out of the car towards the petrol station

I forgot to put one on the other day and only realised it when I got loads of dirty looks.

In fairness most people know when someone's genuine about it and acting the bollox about it

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I am an incredibly forgetful person.

I forgot to empty the bin on my way out to the supermarket. Remembered when I got back from the supermarket just now.

While at the supermarket I realised I lost my parking ticket when I went to get it validated at the checkout. Thought it was maybe in the car, it wasn't. Went to the terminal, the fucker tried to charge me 17 euro for a replacement ticket so I went BACK into Tesco, found the ticket... but had forgotten my receipt in the car. Had to go back to the car park AGAIN to fetch it so I could get the ticket validated because as that staged I was fucked if I was gonna give them 2.70.

Last week I went into the living room to fetch my water bottle from the side table by the sofa... while walking past I noticed the cat had knocked over a basket that had a lint brush in it... I lint brushed myself, the ottoman and the sofa and then went back to work... and remembered I needed my water bottle...

It's a constant struggle to be me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an incredibly forgetful person.

I forgot to empty the bin on my way out to the supermarket. Remembered when I got back from the supermarket just now.

It's a constant struggle to be me"

Christ. You've taken it to a different level...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I came in here to do something but haven't a clue what it was.

What was the last thing you can remember forgetting?

... what I went upstairs for.

It's a daily occurrence at this stage of my life. Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many guys have started typing "condoms" and stopped, as that sort of shit could get your card marked around here

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I came in here to do something but haven't a clue what it was.

What was the last thing you can remember forgetting?

... what I went upstairs for.

It's a daily occurrence at this stage of my life. Mrs

What about when you stop halfway and then forget if you were going up or down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came in here to do something but haven't a clue what it was.

What was the last thing you can remember forgetting?

Forgot to put bins out on friday...

I get to shop doors and see every1 with mask and do the walk of shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came in here to do something but haven't a clue what it was.

What was the last thing you can remember forgetting?

... what I went upstairs for.

It's a daily occurrence at this stage of my life. Mrs

Glad I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we all forget those bloody masks going into shops... I forgot mine the other day and had pull my jumper up over my face... Like I was going to rob the place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cork Dry Gin is good for forgetfulness.

I totally believe that to be true, because I once bought a bottle, tried it and always remembered never to touch the fucking stuff ever again.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'm constantly going upstairs and forgetting what I have gone up there to get only to go back down then remember and go back up again. It's very annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes Forget where I put my coffee. The look in sink and the empty mug is there....I drank it ffs. Lol

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I'm constantly going upstairs and forgetting what I have gone up there to get only to go back down then remember and go back up again. It's very annoying. "

That's exactly what I do, retrace the steps, works every time

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm constantly going upstairs and forgetting what I have gone up there to get only to go back down then remember and go back up again. It's very annoying.

That's exactly what I do, retrace the steps, works every time

What the hell do people do that live in a bungalow

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I came in here to do something but haven't a clue what it was.

What was the last thing you can remember forgetting?

... what I went upstairs for.

It's a daily occurrence at this stage of my life. Mrs

What about when you stop halfway and then forget if you were going up or down

Feck, is that what I have to look forward to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm constantly going upstairs and forgetting what I have gone up there to get only to go back down then remember and go back up again. It's very annoying.

That's exactly what I do, retrace the steps, works every time

What the hell do people do that live in a bungalow "

Go round in circles

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm constantly going upstairs and forgetting what I have gone up there to get only to go back down then remember and go back up again. It's very annoying.

That's exactly what I do, retrace the steps, works every time

What the hell do people do that live in a bungalow

Go round in circles "

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

That’s a bit of an oxymoron, if i could remember what I forgot then I wouldn’t have forgotten it

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"That’s a bit of an oxymoron, if i could remember what I forgot then I wouldn’t have forgotten it

Having said that I regularly forget where I’ve left my measuring tape, some days I swear it’s grown legs and run off, the next 20 minutes spent frantically searching dam thing.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"That’s a bit of an oxymoron, if i could remember what I forgot then I wouldn’t have forgotten it

Having said that I regularly forget where I’ve left my measuring tape, some days I swear it’s grown legs and run off, the next 20 minutes spent frantically searching dam thing. "

In that case you should retract that last statement

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"That’s a bit of an oxymoron, if i could remember what I forgot then I wouldn’t have forgotten it

Having said that I regularly forget where I’ve left my measuring tape, some days I swear it’s grown legs and run off, the next 20 minutes spent frantically searching dam thing.

In that case you should retract that last statement

Unlike the measuring tapes, I don’t retract

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I'm constantly going upstairs and forgetting what I have gone up there to get only to go back down then remember and go back up again. It's very annoying.

That's exactly what I do, retrace the steps, works every time

What the hell do people do that live in a bungalow "

They are happy they don't have stairs.

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By *nceuponatimecplCouple
over a year ago

The edge of town

What was the question again?

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Where did I put that damned hammer/measuring tape/pencil/screws/...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 putty tats here who spend all my allocated sleep hours jumping in and out of my bedroom window which means at least 4 times a night I have to open the door to let them out of the bedroom until they forget why they came in and promptly jump back out the bedroom window onto the roof outside to sit crying until I coax them back in. All this done for 2 seperate cats every night means I never fet a proper sleep

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"I have 2 putty tats here who spend all my allocated sleep hours jumping in and out of my bedroom window which means at least 4 times a night I have to open the door to let them out of the bedroom until they forget why they came in and promptly jump back out the bedroom window onto the roof outside to sit crying until I coax them back in. All this done for 2 seperate cats every night means I never fet a proper sleep"

We have our cats in most of the day, sleeping and eating usually, then put them out at night.

That's when they can hunt the rats n mice best

Seein a white cat trying to catch birds during the day is

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

I never remember what I forget n I never forget what I remember,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came in here to do something but haven't a clue what it was.

What was the last thing you can remember forgetting?

Forgot to put bins out on friday...

I get to shop doors and see every1 with mask and do the walk of shame

I forgot my bins every week through march! I rely on seeing my neighbours bins out but because I'm not out to see them I always miss it. Finally remembered this week when friend messaged me to remind me

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

Jesus if a 35 yr old can't remember we oldies are fucked lol ??

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Jesus if a 35 yr old can't remember we oldies are fucked lol ??"

They're young wans!

They're only guessing

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By *wing a ding dingWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

I forget shopping bags ... I could open a shop with the ones I have at home at this stage. Ah ... remember the good old days of forgetting to turn off the immersion

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"I'm constantly going upstairs and forgetting what I have gone up there to get only to go back down then remember and go back up again. It's very annoying.

That's exactly what I do, retrace the steps, works every time

What the hell do people do that live in a bungalow

They are happy they don't have stairs.

Or do they?

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