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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I was younger, to keep me on the straight and narrow my Mam told me that girls fannies had teeth in them and i could easily lose a finger or worse.

No amount of coaxing could ever get me to go anywhere near one.

On the night of my eighteenth birthday my girlfriend decided it was time we moved our relationship up a notch.

She was wearing a denim mini skirt and whispered in my ear that she had no knickers on and that if i wanted i could slip in a finger or two.

I explained what my mother had told me and that i was afraid Id lose a finger.

She hoisted up her mini skirt and sat on the grass in front of me, spreading her legs she said "Look silly , no teeth in there"

"No wonder you have no teeth "I replied "Look at the fucking shape your gums are in"

Rascals!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen the movie Teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop. Some things you wish you never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop. Some things you wish you never "

I know!!!

But sharing is caring right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you seen the movie Teeth?

"

No!

and would i be right in guessing that i dont want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you seen the movie Teeth?

No!

and would i be right in guessing that i dont want to "

It's funny

Made me go more straight for a while I have to admit

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By *hiteKniteMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"When I was younger, to keep me on the straight and narrow my Mam told me that girls fannies had teeth in them and i could easily lose a finger or worse.

No amount of coaxing could ever get me to go anywhere near one.

On the night of my eighteenth birthday my girlfriend decided it was time we moved our relationship up a notch.

She was wearing a denim mini skirt and whispered in my ear that she had no knickers on and that if i wanted i could slip in a finger or two.

I explained what my mother had told me and that i was afraid Id lose a finger.

She hoisted up her mini skirt and sat on the grass in front of me, spreading her legs she said "Look silly , no teeth in there"

"No wonder you have no teeth "I replied "Look at the fucking shape your gums are in"

Rascals!!"

Vicious Cunt

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Genuinely there's posters around various places in North Dublin and Meath

Someone lost a little finger in an accident so are offering €25,000 for someone to have an operation to have their little finger cut off to be reused

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Mines more like a Venus fly trap

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