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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what would turn you off a profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock pic

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cock pic "

Especially on a single gals profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any reference to taking drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cock pic

Especially on a single gals profile "

And you'd be amazed how many you come across

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amy mention of that Sydney University shite

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By *oreThanOnceMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"So what would turn you off a profile? "

Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Lack of effort and/or a clear indication they are only here for their own pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graphic gyno shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone not looking for single men, eejits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graphic photos.

Verifications that read like bragging rights.

Profile that stinks of arrogance with their list of demands

Filthy fingernails yuk....

Photos taken in a Dirty bedroom or bathroom.

Profiles that claim they are one thing but yet their Photos and verifications tell a different story.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"A cock pic "

I rephrase that for you: Pic of a discoloured deflated cock.

Nothing wrong with a pic of a happy smiling erect joy stick cheering at you: come play with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cock pic

I rephrase that for you: Pic of a discoloured deflated cock.

Nothing wrong with a pic of a happy smiling erect joy stick cheering at you: come play with me. "

Okies DH I'll let you have that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photoshop.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Graphic photos.

Verifications that read like bragging rights.

Profile that stinks of arrogance with their list of demands

Filthy fingernails yuk....

Photos taken in a Dirty bedroom or bathroom.

Profiles that claim they are one thing but yet their Photos and verifications tell a different story.

"

All this,plus bitchy statuses....

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Floppy dicks and general dickery

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Badly taken cock pics. Toilets and socks. Ugly underpants, you know the type thats been washed to many times ughhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pics that include their kids in them... They're rare but my God how stupid can you be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the desperate 4/5am statuses posted on a Tuesday morning by a couple that are clearly in the throes of a drug problem;

"Who's free 2 meet nw?"

"ne1 on d sess"

"any flake?"

"Who's joining us? Sessioners only."

Excuse me M'am, the only thing you should be joining is a rehab programme.

Namaste.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

The ones who make it clear on their profile that they don't want to be here on fab, and that they hate everything about the site, and just lash out at everyone becaue they aren't having the success they know in their heart they deserve.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"A cock pic

I rephrase that for you: Pic of a discoloured deflated cock.

Nothing wrong with a pic of a happy smiling erect joy stick cheering at you: come play with me.

Okies DH I'll let you have that one"

Woohoo! thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Graphic gyno shots"

Worse than cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Is "all the fanny" an actual thing? "

Defo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meet verification in the last 4 months.

Anyone that uses the phrase woke, snowflake or sheeple in their bio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Is "all the fanny" an actual thing? "

Defo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's the single guys with " action photos" but different women in each pic. It's like oh looknat me I can have sex.

Using pics clearly taken from the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A meet verification in the last 4 months.

Anyone that uses the phrase woke, snowflake or sheeple in their bio"

Or, Gods love them, "Alpha". Cringing for ya mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Is "all the fanny" an actual thing?

Defo. "

I dont have that option for my profile??

For the letter A The "Interests" I can choose only have Adult Parties and Anal , no sign of "All the Fanny" ??

I wasnt looking to tick the "All the Fanny" box, I was half hoping there was another box "a little bit of Fanny"

Maybe this is something the site owners could look at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Is "all the fanny" an actual thing?

Defo.

I dont have that option for my profile??

For the letter A The "Interests" I can choose only have Adult Parties and Anal , no sign of "All the Fanny" ??

I wasnt looking to tick the "All the Fanny" box, I was half hoping there was another box "a little bit of Fanny"

Maybe this is something the site owners could look at?

"

It's an unlockable achievement. It only appears after you've completed Fab on the "Hard" setting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Is "all the fanny" an actual thing?

Defo.

I dont have that option for my profile??

For the letter A The "Interests" I can choose only have Adult Parties and Anal , no sign of "All the Fanny" ??

I wasnt looking to tick the "All the Fanny" box, I was half hoping there was another box "a little bit of Fanny"

Maybe this is something the site owners could look at?

It's an unlockable achievement. It only appears after you've completed Fab on the "Hard" setting. "

Is there a cheat, like not having a profile pic just a silhouette?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is... But it's complicated. You've to set up several dummy accounts. Then use your real one to verify the dummy ones, then the dummy ones to shore up your real one, then hide the verifications on both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is... But it's complicated. You've to set up several dummy accounts. Then use your real one to verify the dummy ones, then the dummy ones to shore up your real one, then hide the verifications on both. "

Or just press left,left,left,up,down,left,left,down,right,right,start at the load screen

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

A profile with fill in later that has been on for ages.

Any mention of drugs.

Profile bio that doesn't match the rest of it .

Pics taken from the internet or from other people's profiles .

Demanding profiles.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

People that message you the same time every weekend when they're d*unk or stoned

Single line or word conversations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be quicker to say what doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be quicker to say what doesn't

"

wouldn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is... But it's complicated. You've to set up several dummy accounts. Then use your real one to verify the dummy ones, then the dummy ones to shore up your real one, then hide the verifications on both. "

Its become quite an art here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and the desperate 4/5am statuses posted on a Tuesday morning by a couple that are clearly in the throes of a drug problem;

"Who's free 2 meet nw?"

"ne1 on d sess"

"any flake?"

"Who's joining us? Sessioners only."

Excuse me M'am, the only thing you should be joining is a rehab programme.

Namaste. "

Definitely this

and bareback play shots of a singles profile. although any graphic play shots on a singles profile puts me off

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"There is... But it's complicated. You've to set up several dummy accounts. Then use your real one to verify the dummy ones, then the dummy ones to shore up your real one, then hide the verifications on both.

Or just press left,left,left,up,down,left,left,down,right,right,start at the load screen "

Did your mammy not tell You that you will go blind if you keep at that

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Oh and the desperate 4/5am statuses posted on a Tuesday morning by a couple that are clearly in the throes of a drug problem;

"Who's free 2 meet nw?"

"ne1 on d sess"

"any flake?"

"Who's joining us? Sessioners only."

Excuse me M'am, the only thing you should be joining is a rehab programme.

Namaste.

Definitely this

and bareback play shots of a singles profile. although any graphic play shots on a singles profile puts me off"

Ooh the BB shots and flaccid with cum all over the place are eye acid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is... But it's complicated. You've to set up several dummy accounts. Then use your real one to verify the dummy ones, then the dummy ones to shore up your real one, then hide the verifications on both. "

How do they find the time or remember usernames and passwords. I changed my password in work this morning and 5 mins later locked myself completely put of system by forgetting password. Waited nearly an hour for a call from IT to sort it.

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Profile pics from 2013 they claim are them now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.

Phase 1:

Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.

If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.

Phase two:

Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps

True story.

Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.

Phase 1:

Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.

If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.

Phase two:

Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps

True story.

Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed "

Poor cat having to crap in your stinkin slipper

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.

Phase 1:

Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.

If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.

Phase two:

Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps

True story.

Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed

Poor cat having to crap in your stinkin slipper "

Hopefully you realised before you slipped your foot in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any reference to taking drugs

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.

Phase 1:

Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.

If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.

Phase two:

Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps

True story.

Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed "

Gotta love cats and their ingenuity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and the desperate 4/5am statuses posted on a Tuesday morning by a couple that are clearly in the throes of a drug problem;

"Who's free 2 meet nw?"

"ne1

"any flake?"

"Who's joining us? Sessioners only."

Excuse me M'am, the only thing you should be joining is a rehab programme.

Well said

Namaste. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of women lookin money and also

Can you bring a line or two?

Stupid text speak

Asking for face pics when they have a blank profile

And hairy photo graphs

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By *ustIncredible25Man
over a year ago

cavan


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And hairy photo graphs "

Are pie charts ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And hairy photo graphs

Are pie charts ok?"

Who doesn't like a pie chart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.

Phase 1:

Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.

If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.

Phase two:

Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps

True story.

Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed

Poor cat having to crap in your stinkin slipper "

Feck off peexie. Screw the Cat. Me Ma gave me those slippers for Christmas in 2002 and the were going still going strong. Bleedin Cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.

Phase 1:

Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.

If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.

Phase two:

Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps

True story.

Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed

Poor cat having to crap in your stinkin slipper

Hopefully you realised before you slipped your foot in "

Ehhh...that would be a no Bog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And hairy photo graphs

Are pie charts ok?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.

Phase 1:

Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.

If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.

Phase two:

Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps

True story.

Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed

Gotta love cats and their ingenuity "

Fecker did it on purpose. Wasen't my fault they had no Whiskers in the store last night. I had to buy the cheap stuff. I'm innocent.

I'm going to boot that cat in the arse when I see him. Here puss puss...

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.

Phase 1:

Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.

If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.

Phase two:

Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps

True story.

Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed

Gotta love cats and their ingenuity

Fecker did it on purpose. Wasen't my fault they had no Whiskers in the store last night. I had to buy the cheap stuff. I'm innocent.

I'm going to boot that cat in the arse when I see him. Here puss puss..."

Of course he did it on purpose...he is a cat. They whatever the feck they want oh and they own everything in the house so the slippers are fair game.

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By *avana_oh_na_naWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Hmm profile turn offs...

- No content in the profile section. Dots are the worst...

- An about section that includes "nobody reads this " it just shows a lack of understanding of women and who wants that?

-single guy profile and all the veris from hidden profiles...

- single guy and all the photos include action and female body parts, makes me wonder if the ladies are aware theyre being paraded on here.

- Excessive cock pics, especially when they're all taken from the underside. I get it, visually it looks bigger but just makes me think you're trying to be deceptive because they never look like that IRL.

- Profiles that say nothing other than "they know the score" well tell me oh wise one, what is it?

- Age- when the age on the profile doesnt match the one in the message. What are you lying for?

- Statuses like "I have some white, come over now" ... eh no thanks pal, normalize sober sex, I'm over people needing to be off their faces for hook ups

- The end.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Arrogance

Drugs

No profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm profile turn offs...

- No content in the profile section. Dots are the worst...

- An about section that includes "nobody reads this " it just shows a lack of understanding of women and who wants that?

-single guy profile and all the veris from hidden profiles...

- single guy and all the photos include action and female body parts, makes me wonder if the ladies are aware theyre being paraded on here.

- Excessive cock pics, especially when they're all taken from the underside. I get it, visually it looks bigger but just makes me think you're trying to be deceptive because they never look like that IRL.

- Profiles that say nothing other than "they know the score" well tell me oh wise one, what is it?

- Age- when the age on the profile doesnt match the one in the message. What are you lying for?

- Statuses like "I have some white, come over now" ... eh no thanks pal, normalize sober sex, I'm over people needing to be off their faces for hook ups

- The end. "

Veris can't be shown at the moment due to covid unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh where to start!

Close up vag pics

The use of the term Daddy or SD

Meet verifications during a Pandemic

Vulgarity

Photoshopped photos

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By *avana_oh_na_naWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Hmm profile turn offs...

- No content in the profile section. Dots are the worst...

- An about section that includes "nobody reads this " it just shows a lack of understanding of women and who wants that?

-single guy profile and all the veris from hidden profiles...

- single guy and all the photos include action and female body parts, makes me wonder if the ladies are aware theyre being paraded on here.

- Excessive cock pics, especially when they're all taken from the underside. I get it, visually it looks bigger but just makes me think you're trying to be deceptive because they never look like that IRL.

- Profiles that say nothing other than "they know the score" well tell me oh wise one, what is it?

- Age- when the age on the profile doesnt match the one in the message. What are you lying for?

- Statuses like "I have some white, come over now" ... eh no thanks pal, normalize sober sex, I'm over people needing to be off their faces for hook ups

- The end.

Veris can't be shown at the moment due to covid unfortunately "

No I mean the veris are on show and all of them have hidden profiles. I'm aware of the veris system at present.

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By *anzorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Cheese on a cock

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby

What would turn me off? A profile that reads like the persons going to be lazy. I dont want to meet someone whos going to put minimal effort in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that say their looking for genuine people, but then tell you what you can and cant say.

Profiles that will only msg back if you send a face pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm profile turn offs...

- No content in the profile section. Dots are the worst...

- An about section that includes "nobody reads this " it just shows a lack of understanding of women and who wants that?

-single guy profile and all the veris from hidden profiles...

- single guy and all the photos include action and female body parts, makes me wonder if the ladies are aware theyre being paraded on here.

- Excessive cock pics, especially when they're all taken from the underside. I get it, visually it looks bigger but just makes me think you're trying to be deceptive because they never look like that IRL.

- Profiles that say nothing other than "they know the score" well tell me oh wise one, what is it?

- Age- when the age on the profile doesnt match the one in the message. What are you lying for?

- Statuses like "I have some white, come over now" ... eh no thanks pal, normalize sober sex, I'm over people needing to be off their faces for hook ups

- The end.

Veris can't be shown at the moment due to covid unfortunately

No I mean the veris are on show and all of them have hidden profiles. I'm aware of the veris system at present."

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Thd Profile game phase 1 and 2.

Phase 1:

Write the following words in your address to us (ArsecrackHasselhoff) so we as a self entitled couple/single now you have read our profile completely because our profile is up there with the dead Sea Scrolls as a work of prose. And it deserves to be consumed word by word 14 times so you understand that we are both called Karen or Ken.

If you write the words (ArsecrackHasselhoff) in the banner you will automatically pass too phase two of unlocking our profile (just like in Mario Cart) as we will know you took the time to read our profile COMPLETELY 14 times.

Phase two:

Make sure your first message has 4 8x10 black and white headshots. These should be front side 3/4 And back. Any deviation from these positions will mean disqualification from this process and an instant delete. We/I are just a laid back peace loving sort who are chilled and kind to animal's. So come see me/us peeps

True story.

Another true story is I haven't had a coffee yet and the cat craped in my slipper this morning. I think I'll go back to bed

Poor cat having to crap in your stinkin slipper

Feck off peexie. Screw the Cat. Me Ma gave me those slippers for Christmas in 2002 and the were going still going strong. Bleedin Cat "

Exactly... poor poor cat

Just don’t use the poor critter as a slipper...

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Cheese on a cock"

.. and a vagina. I've seen more girl-smegma here than I care to

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Cheese on a cock

.. and a vagina. I've seen more girl-smegma here than I care to"

Saw a tampon string yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Saw a tampon string yesterday "

Nature's spaghetti dude.

I'd slurp that shit up like Hannibal Lecter on a chianti binge.

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Cheese on a cock

.. and a vagina. I've seen more girl-smegma here than I care to

Saw a tampon string yesterday "

How do you know it was a tampon string

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Cheese on a cock

.. and a vagina. I've seen more girl-smegma here than I care to

Saw a tampon string yesterday

How do you know it was a tampon string "

Because i know what a tampon looks like and the string

I haven't named anyone or shamed them or would I

It wasn't a vibrating egg or a small vibrator

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Ben wa ball strings can look similar to a tampon string.

I’m also confused as to why you have quoted a post about cleanliness when mentioning a tampon string.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Ben wa ball strings can look similar to a tampon string.

I’m also confused as to why you have quoted a post about cleanliness when mentioning a tampon string. "

First of all the thread is about what would put you off a profile...thats what I was answering too

I'm a grown man....I've had oral sex with a woman while she was wearing a tampon...that how close I was to the distinctive coloured string so I do know....there's nothing unclean about it

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Ben wa ball strings can look similar to a tampon string.

I’m also confused as to why you have quoted a post about cleanliness when mentioning a tampon string.

First of all the thread is about what would put you off a profile...thats what I was answering too

I'm a grown man....I've had oral sex with a woman while she was wearing a tampon...that how close I was to the distinctive coloured string so I do know....there's nothing unclean about it "

White strings are distinctive? Ok

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Ben wa ball strings can look similar to a tampon string.

I’m also confused as to why you have quoted a post about cleanliness when mentioning a tampon string.

First of all the thread is about what would put you off a profile...thats what I was answering too

I'm a grown man....I've had oral sex with a woman while she was wearing a tampon...that how close I was to the distinctive coloured string so I do know....there's nothing unclean about it

White strings are distinctive? Ok"

It was the green/ blue colour..but lets not take over the thread about colours

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By *ouple 0073Couple
over a year ago

donegal

Boom.. and another thread goes into an argument .. Oh you guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone not looking for single men, eejits"

Then you wonder why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/04/21 14:56:46]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boom.. and another thread goes into an argument .. Oh you guys. "
.... Grab your coat.. I'll flag down a taxi quick!!

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By *urioustoswingMan
over a year ago

london

Individuals who put things up on their profiles and then contradict themselves when you message them and come up with the most ridiculous things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pic over a toilet r even when sitting on toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics would be a no no but if you throw the sky remote next to it, it changes everything its like feng shui for cocks them fannies will be cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I go for the title of worst profile on fab please!!.

Not verified

Married

Looking for extremely rough sex

Daytime week days at your place.

Will I continue lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Inconsistencies, inconsistencies, inconsistencies

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By *urioustoswingMan
over a year ago

london

I’ve never understood that and hate it! Why do these pics always seem to be taken over a toilet??

Enlighten me! Because I definitely don’t do it

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"It would be quicker to say what doesn't

wouldn't it?"

That might be the way to go....

I’m always open to suggestions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never understood that and hate it! Why do these pics always seem to be taken over a toilet??

Enlighten me! Because I definitely don’t do it "

Ffs women always complain that we can't multitask and when we do.......

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"For me it's the single guys with " action photos" but different women in each pic. It's like oh looknat me I can have sex.

Using pics clearly taken from the internet.

"

This is my no. 1 peeve, I have no idea if the women have consented to have their pics used in this way, and it's not a turn on anyway.

Otherwise:

blank or form bios (I'm a 32 year old man and I'm looking for...)

bad quality pics

Sydney University

Complaints about the site, women, or women on the site

"Any questions just ask"

"New to this site" ... joined three years ago

"No Drama" (aka pls don't have any needs, wants, boundaries or feelings)

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"

Ooh the BB shots and flaccid with cum all over the place are eye acid "

Omg NO FLACCID COCKS!!!! I only wanna see it flaccid after I'm done with it thank you very much

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"

Ooh the BB shots and flaccid with cum all over the place are eye acid

Omg NO FLACCID COCKS!!!! I only wanna see it flaccid after I'm done with it thank you very much

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ooh the BB shots and flaccid with cum all over the place are eye acid

Omg NO FLACCID COCKS!!!! I only wanna see it flaccid after I'm done with it thank you very much

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pic in message or no reply.

Why in the name of God would I send my face pic to someone I have never chatted to before.

And nearly all of these profiles with this on it have not one single pic up on their own profile.

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Bareback in single profile and, pet hate, spunk from pussy in single profile

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Hairy Pussy

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Hairy Pussy "

The 80's are back dude!

They haven't had a wax in months.

Go hairy or go home

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon


"Hairy Pussy

The 80's are back dude!

They haven't had a wax in months.

Go hairy or go home "
Oh suffer the thoughts,you have me tonguing my teeth here,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Face pic in message or no reply.

Why in the name of God would I send my face pic to someone I have never chatted to before.

And nearly all of these profiles with this on it have not one single pic up on their own profile. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The use of the word curvy for every shape over size 18.... Surely we have another word for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that can't remember if they are married or widowed or divorced.

Profiles that join 10 times in 1 week....

Profiles longer on the site then a year and no veri, no bio and no pic.

Profiles ignoring your partner in messages.

Profiles thinking you here to jump when you want.

People demanding face pics.

People sending them when not asked then demanding one back.

Horrible pics....

Ass kissing ones...

Profiles that use other Profiles pics...

Profiles that copy yours...

And I can go on and on

Miss_tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The use of the word curvy for every shape over size 18.... Surely we have another word for this "

I been called curvy and straight as a board

Miss_tattoo

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"A cock pic

Especially on a single gals profile "

You said my cock was impressive!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Willys:

From every angle..

Who it's attached to..

Who's attached to it..

Who it's in..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Willys:

From every angle..

Who it's attached to..

Who's attached to it..

Who it's in.. "

...and why she has one in the first place!

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"The use of the word curvy for every shape over size 18.... Surely we have another word for this "

Labels are subjective and the choices that fab provides aren’t great!

Profiles that have public pics but no profile pic are a bug bear of mine

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By *aybobdubMan
over a year ago

D9

Asking for a face pic when they have no pics on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bloody Sydney University thing...

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"That bloody Sydney University thing... "

OMG I just it’s so utterly pointless.

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

a man eating dragon expose five pages long that will give you the impression just by looking at her general direction will break your kneecaps, and then a single line at the very bottom:

Oh, otherwise I am sound and fine!

Like, the f**k you are... *says he as he screws on his exoskeleton helmet over this head, initiating full weapons systems check*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a man eating dragon expose five pages long that will give you the impression just by looking at her general direction will break your kneecaps, and then a single line at the very bottom:

Oh, otherwise I am sound and fine!

Like, the f**k you are... *says he as he screws on his exoskeleton helmet over this head, initiating full weapons systems check*"

Funny because its true ??????????

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Dick pics

Graphic pics - such a turn off!

Blank profiles - fill in later

Profiles with no effort in their bio or pics

Lists of demands - my pet peeve is - write a word given by the profile in the subject bar to prove you have read my profile

Oh and really graphic veris

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"The use of the word curvy for every shape over size 18.... Surely we have another word for this "
my absolute pet peeve on the site, it takes a lot of effort to be actually be curvy

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"For me it's the single guys with " action photos" but different women in each pic. It's like oh looknat me I can have sex.

Using pics clearly taken from the internet.

This is my no. 1 peeve, I have no idea if the women have consented to have their pics used in this way, and it's not a turn on anyway.

Otherwise:

blank or form bios (I'm a 32 year old man and I'm looking for...)

bad quality pics

Sydney University

Complaints about the site, women, or women on the site

"Any questions just ask"

"New to this site" ... joined three years ago

"No Drama" (aka pls don't have any needs, wants, boundaries or feelings)"
no drama is usually the opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catholics!

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Catholics!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dick pics

Graphic pics - such a turn off!

Blank profiles - fill in later

Profiles with no effort in their bio or pics

Lists of demands - my pet peeve is - write a word given by the profile in the subject bar to prove you have read my profile

Oh and really graphic veris

"

Oops. I have the word thing in my singles

Miss_tattoo

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre


"Dick pics

Graphic pics - such a turn off!

Blank profiles - fill in later

Profiles with no effort in their bio or pics

Lists of demands - my pet peeve is - write a word given by the profile in the subject bar to prove you have read my profile

Oh and really graphic veris

Oops. I have the word thing in my singles

Miss_tattoo "

Tut tut Ms Tattoo but I might forgive you on this occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dick pics

Graphic pics - such a turn off!

Blank profiles - fill in later

Profiles with no effort in their bio or pics

Lists of demands - my pet peeve is - write a word given by the profile in the subject bar to prove you have read my profile

Oh and really graphic veris

Oops. I have the word thing in my singles

Miss_tattoo

Tut tut Ms Tattoo but I might forgive you on this occasion "

Whats the word? I think if they are random as fuck you can get away with it... "elephant ejaculation" or "constipated kango hammer" might make me actually message someone

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre


"Dick pics

Graphic pics - such a turn off!

Blank profiles - fill in later

Profiles with no effort in their bio or pics

Lists of demands - my pet peeve is - write a word given by the profile in the subject bar to prove you have read my profile

Oh and really graphic veris

Oops. I have the word thing in my singles

Miss_tattoo

Tut tut Ms Tattoo but I might forgive you on this occasion

Whats the word? I think if they are random as fuck you can get away with it... "elephant ejaculation" or "constipated kango hammer" might make me actually message someone "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile is there to create first impression for other people.... so set it up anyway you like its your profile, just remember you have one chance to make good first impression.

So either people will say yeah like that or not.

If ya planning to change profile because someone ya see here or chatted to has a pet no on profiles, my best advice is DON'T ya have already created the first impression, it isn't going to change they still won't meet because of the profile change.

Someone else will like your profile as it is , i would rather meet that person anyway as will be more suited to your personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amy mention of that Sydney University shite"

Why do people still have this on it? It’s some craic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And hairy photo graphs

Are pie charts ok?

Who doesn't like a pie chart?"

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ben wa ball strings can look similar to a tampon string.

I’m also confused as to why you have quoted a post about cleanliness when mentioning a tampon string.

First of all the thread is about what would put you off a profile...thats what I was answering too

I'm a grown man....I've had oral sex with a woman while she was wearing a tampon...that how close I was to the distinctive coloured string so I do know....there's nothing unclean about it

White strings are distinctive? Ok"

Not to cause a row but you look like you’re really having a proper unfair go at this guys profile.

I’ve talked to you both in private and got on with you both that way. Seems unnecessary this tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protestants!

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Protestants!"

At least you balanced it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics doing the nasty with other people, we know it happens just don't need too see it

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Photoless profilers demanding face photos with message,total finger emoji to them

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Protestants!"

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Whine and cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese on a cock

.. and a vagina. I've seen more girl-smegma here than I care to

Saw a tampon string yesterday

How do you know it was a tampon string "

Because he has eyes?

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Profiles that get their category wrong - e.g listed as female and the first line in the bio is "We are a couple looking for..." Come on, it's very easy to get this right.

Long-winded bios. I mean, the ones that read like huge long rambling essays that you'd need to set aside an hour on a Sunday morning to get through.

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By *ittlePinkUnicornWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Blank profiles

Clear, identifiable face photo as the profile pic

Mention of Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Everything I said on the profile turn on thread but in reverse.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more. "

Now im never eating an orange again... That image is just

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more. "

Jebus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics and looking for face pics straight off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more. "

Maybe some people like that....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I have to be honest and no offence meant to anyone but I hate the whole schoolgirl costume thing that some women wear

To me it's slightly paedo and turns me off completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to be honest and no offence meant to anyone but I hate the whole schoolgirl costume thing that some women wear

To me it's slightly paedo and turns me off completely "

Ahem

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I have to be honest and no offence meant to anyone but I hate the whole schoolgirl costume thing that some women wear

To me it's slightly paedo and turns me off completely

Ahem "

Sorry Britney

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I have to be honest and no offence meant to anyone but I hate the whole schoolgirl costume thing that some women wear

To me it's slightly paedo and turns me off completely

Ahem

Sorry Britney "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Manky dirt stains on the carpet of a club

1a. Still using carpet in venues

2. "No face pic no Reply" is generally an instant block for me.

3. Disclaimers.... not worth the paper they are(nt) printed on !

4. Anything that screams drama

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Catholics!"

Those pesky Roman's

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I have to be honest and no offence meant to anyone but I hate the whole schoolgirl costume thing that some women wear

To me it's slightly paedo and turns me off completely

Ahem "

If you hit me with those pics one more time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more. "
.. Haha!! Quite the image but you have hit the nail on the head (as they say!)... Its a major turn off for me too..

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more. "

Yes especially ones were there are a lot of spots and lumps.

After I finish dry retching I think.... "The only thing I would even think about doing with that is getting out a pen or marker and playing dot to dot".

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more.

Maybe some people like that.... "

Going by the number of fabs they get, lots of people do. It's all down to what turns people on, we're all different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more.

Maybe some people like that....

Going by the number of fabs they get, lots of people do. It's all down to what turns people on, we're all different "
.. Same theory to dick pics then... A lot don't want them but they mysteriously get a lot of fabs..

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more.

Maybe some people like that....

Going by the number of fabs they get, lots of people do. It's all down to what turns people on, we're all different .. Same theory to dick pics then... A lot don't want them but they mysteriously get a lot of fabs.. "

Well now there's a difference between a 100% dick pic and a pic of a great body with a dick attached ... big difference

I wouldn't consider the latter as a dick pic at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more.

Maybe some people like that....

Going by the number of fabs they get, lots of people do. It's all down to what turns people on, we're all different .. Same theory to dick pics then... A lot don't want them but they mysteriously get a lot of fabs..

Well now there's a difference between a 100% dick pic and a pic of a great body with a dick attached ... big difference

I wouldn't consider the latter as a dick pic at all "
... Ah right!! If Fab was around during the Renaissance it would be considered art I would get Leonardo de vinci to sculpt me into a statute like roman centurion on the Trevi fountain!!

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"A full on vag pic that looks like a burstt orange... Christ, have a little class ladies, less is more.

Maybe some people like that....

Going by the number of fabs they get, lots of people do. It's all down to what turns people on, we're all different .. Same theory to dick pics then... A lot don't want them but they mysteriously get a lot of fabs..

Well now there's a difference between a 100% dick pic and a pic of a great body with a dick attached ... big difference

I wouldn't consider the latter as a dick pic at all "

TBH I felt for some time now that some kind of unified definition of terms is required, so that we are all on the same page on what is a dick pic, a pussy pick, a this a that...

I've seen a good few profiles one thing, only to find out the person behind the profile is very much up for what they said they did not want...

oh well, no point in ranting

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Well now there's a difference between a 100% dick pic and a pic of a great body with a dick attached ... big difference

I wouldn't consider the latter as a dick pic at all ... Ah right!! If Fab was around during the Renaissance it would be considered art I would get Leonardo de vinci to sculpt me into a statute like roman centurion on the Trevi fountain!! "

Now you get the picture SB

I must say I have yet to see a dick pic (by my definition) get many fabs, cos us ladies are classy birds

Pussy pics however

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Well now there's a difference between a 100% dick pic and a pic of a great body with a dick attached ... big difference

I wouldn't consider the latter as a dick pic at all

TBH I felt for some time now that some kind of unified definition of terms is required, so that we are all on the same page on what is a dick pic, a pussy pick, a this a that...

I've seen a good few profiles one thing, only to find out the person behind the profile is very much up for what they said they did not want...

oh well, no point in ranting"

Huh??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of indeterminate body parts, half a boob, one buttock cheek.... WTF is that even about? Making a jigsaw?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Pics of indeterminate body parts, half a boob, one buttock cheek.... WTF is that even about? Making a jigsaw? "

It’s all or nothing with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics of indeterminate body parts, half a boob, one buttock cheek.... WTF is that even about? Making a jigsaw?

It’s all or nothing with you "

What you see is what you get

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"So what would turn you off a profile?

Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit. "

This and sorry but bitten nails...I'll probably get shot down for that now

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over a year ago


"So what would turn you off a profile?

Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit.

This and sorry but bitten nails...I'll probably get shot down for that now "
.. I'll defend you Diablo cos I totally agree... This and an unflushed toilet in the background

.. Uuugggh

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"So what would turn you off a profile?

Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit. :*

This and sorry but bitten nails...I'll probably get shot down for that now .. I'll defend you Diablo cos I totally agree... This and an unflushed toilet in the background

.. Uuugggh "

Thanks I owe you one!

Actually pretty much all of the comments above are similar to my pet hates too!

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over a year ago


"So what would turn you off a profile?

Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit. :*

This and sorry but bitten nails...I'll probably get shot down for that now .. I'll defend you Diablo cos I totally agree... This and an unflushed toilet in the background

.. Uuugggh

Thanks I owe you one!

Actually pretty much all of the comments above are similar to my pet hates too!"
.. This "owe you" list is getting very very long!! Yeah I don't think anyone wants to see a vagina like a burst orange .. (i can't even look at a real orange anymore

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"So what would turn you off a profile?

Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit. :*

This and sorry but bitten nails...I'll probably get shot down for that now .. I'll defend you Diablo cos I totally agree... This and an unflushed toilet in the background

.. Uuugggh

Thanks I owe you one!

Actually pretty much all of the comments above are similar to my pet hates too!.. This "owe you" list is getting very very long!! Yeah I don't think anyone wants to see a vagina like a burst orange .. (i can't even look at a real orange anymore "

thanks for that! Theres actually a funny looking orange in my fruit bowl now an I cant help but think...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what would turn you off a profile?

Dirt under her fingernails, in a close up pic of her touching her clit. :*

This and sorry but bitten nails...I'll probably get shot down for that now .. I'll defend you Diablo cos I totally agree... This and an unflushed toilet in the background

.. Uuugggh

Thanks I owe you one!

Actually pretty much all of the comments above are similar to my pet hates too!.. This "owe you" list is getting very very long!! Yeah I don't think anyone wants to see a vagina like a burst orange .. (i can't even look at a real orange anymore

thanks for that! Theres actually a funny looking orange in my fruit bowl now an I cant help but think...!"
... Oh no.. Please don't touch that orange... There are a couple of plums in the fruit bowl.. Have them instead

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