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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all lead extremely busy lives nowadays anyone any tips that would make everyone's life that bit easier.

I find that I save a lot of time each day by just washing my cock in the morning That way I don't have to wash my hands after going to the loo

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

It will fall off ya

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Are clothes really nessesary??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are clothes really nessesary??"

What did you have in mind?

Or just , generally?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When employing someone, gather all the C.V.s together and randomly split them into two piles.

Take one pile and throw it in the bin.

This stops you employing anyone unlucky.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Are clothes really nessesary??

What did you have in mind?

Or just , generally?"

Generally, serious time saved in the morning

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Brush teeth in the shower. A daily time-saver

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Use only economy packs of toilet roll instead of 'luxury' tissue.

You will find that your fingers invariably go through both.

The money You save buying cheaper paper can then be spent on a bar of soap to clean them with

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"When employing someone, gather all the C.V.s together and randomly split them into two piles.

Take one pile and throw it in the bin.

This stops you employing anyone unlucky."

This is fuckin genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When employing someone, gather all the C.V.s together and randomly split them into two piles.

Take one pile and throw it in the bin.

This stops you employing anyone unlucky.

This is fuckin genius

"

That is fucking genius!

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Single Men.

When expecting Female company at home,

be sure to leave a carefully placed tape measure in view with the tape pulled out to 9 and a half inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ask a starfish for directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ask Sean Connery to teach your dog to sit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ask Sean Connery to teach your dog to sit. "

I had to think about that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ask Sean Connery to teach your dog to sit.

I had to think about that one lol"

You got it though lol

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By *asterandhissparklesCouple
over a year ago

tipperary

You can steam vegs in the dishwasher.... Accordingly with the Internet, it is cheaper than using the hob and water....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not wash & go?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(Puts on Flak jacket)

Motorists.

When asking for directions from a Woman, always look for one with small tits, as they've usually got more brains.

God seldom gives them both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Puts on Flak jacket)

Motorists.

When asking for directions from a Woman, always look for one with small tits, as they've usually got more brains.

God seldom gives them both"

Might need more than a flak jacket pal

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"(Puts on Flak jacket)

Motorists.

When asking for directions from a Woman, always look for one with small tits, as they've usually got more brains.

God seldom gives them both"

Haha the biggest tit in that scenario is the one who is lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time your boss tells you to have a good day. Just go home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do in life always give 100%. Unless you're donating Blood

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

Have the dinner at half eight in the morning so you've a clear run at the day.

Dasryat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brush teeth in the shower. A daily time-saver "

Another way to save time in the morning, brush your teeth while peeing in the sink.

Just dont cross the streams!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Puts on Flak jacket)

Motorists.

When asking for directions from a Woman, always look for one with small tits, as they've usually got more brains.

God seldom gives them both"

Does the same apply with cocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(Puts on Flak jacket)

Motorists.

When asking for directions from a Woman, always look for one with small tits, as they've usually got more brains.

God seldom gives them both

Does the same apply with cocks?"

Ive a small cock and no brains, so that would be a no from me

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