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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I grew up in a rough area.

When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head

Life was tough in the Gateau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grew up with kids who'd Rob the eye from your head. And come back for the socket..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We had a pub quiz, first question was "what the fuck you looking at"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In our area the planes coming into land at Cork Airport couldn't fly low or the wheels would be robbed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We were so poor growing up

For Christmas I'd get a pack of batteries with a label on it that said 'Toys not Included'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing up I was so unlucky I got a wooden rocking horse but it had to be out down because it got wood worm

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

In my area it was so rough even the rottweiler s walked around in pairs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

my area was so rough we used to rob orchards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We were so poor we couldn't afford any clothes, but I remember one Christmas my Dad bought me a hat so I could look out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were so poor we couldn't afford any clothes, but I remember one Christmas my Dad bought me a hat so I could look out the window"

You had windows??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing up our ceilings were so low plaice was only fish we could eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I realised we were poor because of the fuss my parents made when i swallowed a ten pence piece

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We were so poor we couldn't afford any clothes, but I remember one Christmas my Dad bought me a hat so I could look out the window

You had windows??"

If you could call them windows.

if we were really lucky the My Dad would suck an extra strong mint and we would all warm our hands on his tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing up we were so poor on my 6th birthday my mother put 3 candles in my cake and stuck it in front of a mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My parents used to get my school clothes from the Army surplus shop.

Nothing wrong with that you might say.

But do you realise how badly bullied you get going school dressed as a Japanese sniper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were so poor as kids at Christmas the only thing we exchanged were glances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grew up in a rough area.

When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head

Life was tough in the Gateau"

The Black Forest crew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We were so poor as kids at Christmas the only thing we exchanged were glances "

if i didn't wake up on Christmas morning with a hard on I had nothing to play with....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing up we'd eat ceral with a fork just to save on milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Many a time my Mother would send me next door with a button, and ask our neighbour if she would sew a shirt on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only ate one breakfast cereal was Ordinary K

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One year Santa brought me Connect 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We were that poor when I was growing up that we had to wank the dog off in the morning just to give the cat something to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were so poor ducks used throw bread at us

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

I really enjoyed reading that. Thanks for laughs gents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl laughing jaysis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant, some good ones there. Reminds me of Monty python.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were so poor ducks used throw bread at us"

consider yourself lucky, its all cabbage leaves for the birds down at The Lough now!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"We were so poor ducks used throw bread at us

consider yourself lucky, its all cabbage leaves for the birds down at The Lough now!! "

Brings me back to the night I fell into the Lough.

A pub on the corner beside it was to blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were so poor ducks used throw bread at us

consider yourself lucky, its all cabbage leaves for the birds down at The Lough now!!

Brings me back to the night I fell into the Lough.

A pub on the corner beside it was to blame "

The Hawthorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were so poor ducks used throw bread at us

consider yourself lucky, its all cabbage leaves for the birds down at The Lough now!!

Brings me back to the night I fell into the Lough.

A pub on the corner beside it was to blame "

Lough Ness?

Did you see the monster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were so poor ducks used throw bread at us

consider yourself lucky, its all cabbage leaves for the birds down at The Lough now!!

Brings me back to the night I fell into the Lough.

A pub on the corner beside it was to blame "

Wow.. So you're the blonde in the pond they used to speak of then

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"We were so poor ducks used throw bread at us

consider yourself lucky, its all cabbage leaves for the birds down at The Lough now!!

Brings me back to the night I fell into the Lough.

A pub on the corner beside it was to blame

The Hawthorn? "

I can't remember the name...I went out with a girl a few doors down on Hart avenue I think

It didn't last...bus eireann to cork on a Friday night was a bit much after a few weeks

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By *ilbearniMan
over a year ago

peninsula

https://youtu.be/VAdlkunflRs

We were.so poor....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"We were so poor ducks used throw bread at us

consider yourself lucky, its all cabbage leaves for the birds down at The Lough now!!

Brings me back to the night I fell into the Lough.

A pub on the corner beside it was to blame

Lough Ness?

Did you see the monster?

I was the monster

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By *onnieladMan
over a year ago

Mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grew up in a rough area.

When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head

Life was tough in the Gateau"

And if theres one thing that she dont need,

Is another little hungry mouth to feed,

In the Gateau. *in the Gateau*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grew up in a rough area.

When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head

Life was tough in the Gateau

And if theres one thing that she dont need,

Is another little hungry mouth to feed,

In the Gateau. *in the Gateau*"

groan.. but in a good way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I grew up in a rough area.

When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head

Life was tough in the Gateau

And if theres one thing that she dont need,

Is another little hungry mouth to feed,

In the Gateau. *in the Gateau*"

Did you Know that Elvis Presley used to throw money into the audience in Las Vegas in an effort to make his fans like him more.

The notes are highly collectable and are known as ‘Love me tender.’

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By *eta74Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

In my area we let the horse's in our garden to cut the grass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grew up in a rough area.

When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head

Life was tough in the Gateau

And if theres one thing that she dont need,

Is another little hungry mouth to feed,

In the Gateau. *in the Gateau*

Did you Know that Elvis Presley used to throw money into the audience in Las Vegas in an effort to make his fans like him more.

The notes are highly collectable and are known as ‘Love me tender.’"

Very good!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing up we were so poor we all took turns on Saturday night shareing the water in the bath. One after the other we took turns. By the end of the night it was like soup. My Brother aka "Pissy Bubbles" was always last in...

. It was a house rule.

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Brilliant, all of them

Thanks for the giggles

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Some really old ones in here...ye both fit right in lads

cheers for the double act...ohhh giving me an idea

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