FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me something I dont know

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

If you have two pet hamsters and one dies the other will eat the dead one. It’s an instinct thing to stop the dead animal smelling and attracting predators to the home.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your phone doesn't autocorrect when you're typing in all caps because it thinks you're really angry and doesn't want to get involved.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

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The sex of an alligator is determined by the temperature of the egg. If it's warm it will hatch as female and if it's cold it will be male. Hence why chicks are hot and dudes are cool

In the turtle world the exact opposite is true.

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By *ongalMan
over a year ago

lucan

McDonald’s introduced drive through service due to the military

The first McDonald’s drive thru was in a restaurant based in Sierra Vista, Arizona this is beside a military base. Military rules forbade the soldiers from wearing their uniform in public

Restaurant manager cut a hole

In the wall which allowed the soldiers to collect their food without stepping out of their cars . Drive thru was born

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

belfast

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.

You’re welcome

Who were they running from at the time ?

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By *13_hercMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

"What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.

You’re welcome

A quick google tells me that you are, with the exception of the windscreen wiper - largely mistaken !!

You’re welcome

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Snow is on the way ... oh sorry ...

Winter is coming...

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By *13_hercMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

A horse sleeps standing-up. One half of it's brain 'sleeps' at a time, while the other half remains alert for danger.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

You can't travel from north Leitrim to south Leitrim by road without going into another county.

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Peanuts grow underground which is why they’re also known as groundnuts

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Sloths can hold their breaths longer then a dolphin

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

My penis is the sane size as two Argos pens.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'm barred from Argos

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"My penis is the sane size as two Argos pens. "

I see no proof ?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I don’t like Killarney, there I said it. It’s overrated

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"My penis is the sane size as two Argos pens.

I see no proof ?"

Cock pic sent!

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"My penis is the sane size as two Argos pens.

I see no proof ?

Cock pic sent!

Appreciate your effort and observant nature

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"You can't travel from north Leitrim to south Leitrim by road without going into another county. "

You wouldn't want to go to either....fixed that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr John Harvey Kellogg invented Corn Flakes to discourage masturbation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't travel from north Leitrim to south Leitrim by road without going into another county. "

Im just back home and can verify this as not only true but 100% true

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"My penis is the sane size as two Argos pens. "

Together side by side or in length

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You can't travel from north Leitrim to south Leitrim by road without going into another county.

Im just back home and can verify this as not only true but 100% true"

I haven't been home in a long time but I'm well aware of it. It suited us in south Leitrim as it added to the air of exclusivety.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"My penis is the sane size as two Argos pens.

Together side by side or in length

Cock pic sent

Fascinatingly it's both

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You can't travel from north Leitrim to south Leitrim by road without going into another county.

You wouldn't want to go to either....fixed that for you

Jealousy is a horrible trait in one so old

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"A horse sleeps standing-up. One half of it's brain 'sleeps' at a time, while the other half remains alert for danger."

They also sleep lying down

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"My penis is the sane size as two Argos pens.

Together side by side or in length

Cock pic sent

Fascinatingly it's both

I would not have believed it until I saw it.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"I'm barred from Argos

Need proof you are barred from argos.....

Can keep the pen/willy pics....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"My penis is the sane size as two Argos pens.

Together side by side or in length

Cock pic sent

Fascinatingly it's both

I would not have believed it until I saw it.

I think everyone should see it and marvel at its wonder. "Wonder and awe" is a thing.

I think I'll just send it to everyone on this thread now.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Dr John Harvey Kellogg invented Corn Flakes to discourage masturbation"

Did it work ?? Was it based on crumbs in bed ???

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugo Boss designed all the Nazi clobber in the 1930's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me something I dont know"

Hey - thats my line

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

""Tell me something I dont know"

Hey - thats my line

Well there's something I didnt know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every panda outside China belongs to China and they're only on loan. When a baby panda is born its return to China in order to balance the gene pool. Fed Ex is the only company permitted to transport them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Tell me something I dont know"

Hey - thats my line

Well there's something I didnt know

Ill let you have it - you are getting more responses anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every panda outside China belongs to China and they're only on loan. When a baby panda is born its return to China in order to balance the gene pool. Fed Ex is the only company permitted to

transport them too. "

seriously?? they are so precious

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Marie curie is the only person to win a nobel prize in two different sciences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Harry Potter, Voldemort "the dark lord" loved to inflict pain on all.

A little known fact is he had a brother called Voltarol who did the exact opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once put my penis into a spaghetti measure tool... Apparantly it will feed a family of 5

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Every panda outside China belongs to China and they're only on loan. When a baby panda is born its return to China in order to balance the gene pool. Fed Ex is the only company permitted to transport them too. "

I'm not giving my panda back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every panda outside China belongs to China and they're only on loan. When a baby panda is born its return to China in order to balance the gene pool. Fed Ex is the only company permitted to

transport them too.

seriously?? they are so precious

Yeah... Apparantly it's true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not giving my panda back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is fear of long words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marie curie is the only person to win a nobel prize in two different sciences"

C'mon April fool was last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is fear of long words

You missed an o

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"I once put my penis into a spaghetti measure tool... Apparantly it will feed a family of 5

Nearly chocked on my coffee

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By *nquisitive ladyWoman
over a year ago

meath

"I once put my penis into a spaghetti measure tool... Apparantly it will feed a family of 5

Nearly chocked on my coffee "

It could have been worse Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is fear of long words

You missed an o

Inkorrect

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"I once put my penis into a spaghetti measure tool... Apparantly it will feed a family of 5

Nearly chocked on my coffee

It could have been worse Red

If only... maybe next year....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a little known fact, but true

Sepp Blatter's sister Fanny was a famous porn actress

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Married men don't usually live as long as their wives.

This is mostly because they don't want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panda facts made me show my picture of my slight panda obsession! Think the hat is a bit much though

#bemorepanda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russian is the preferred language used in Space

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My penis is the sane size as two Argos pens. "

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your phone doesn't autocorrect when you're typing in all caps because it thinks you're really angry and doesn't want to get involved."

Haha haha haha

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

An irish man called William Brown was the creator and first admiral of the Argentina Navy .

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"An irish man called William Brown was the creator and first admiral of the Argentina Navy . "

RTÉ refused to play the Wolfe Tones song about him in 1982 because of the Falklands/Malvinas war.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Our mastweiler thinks hes a lot smaller than he is. I think hes stuck in puppy years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The footballer Danny Welbeck's father Stan is a bomb disposal specialist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer can't find his keys!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Kaizer can't find his keys!

Did he check on the floor in front of the TV where he hurriedly removed his clothing to furiously masturbate to an exponent of the foreign game last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaizer can't find his keys!

Did he check on the floor in front of the TV where he hurriedly removed his clothing to furiously masturbate to an exponent of the foreign game last night? "

You're right too

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men ."

Sure we all know that Boo

Which boob is bigger? Left or right?

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men ."

I can't be the only one immediately checking if this is true

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men .

Sure we all know that Boo

Which boob is bigger? Left or right? "

They are both equal

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men .

I can't be the only one immediately checking if this is true

Let me know if it's true

Oh and seemingly if the right one is lower you're more likely to be left handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men .

Sure we all know that Boo

Which boob is bigger? Left or right?

They are both equal

Proof please

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men .

Sure we all know that Boo

Which boob is bigger? Left or right?

They are both equal

Proof please

I'm in shock you don't believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men .

Sure we all know that Boo

Which boob is bigger? Left or right?

They are both equal

Proof please

I'm in shock you don't believe me

Not as shocked as Kaizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men .

Sure we all know that Boo

Which boob is bigger? Left or right? "

Left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absolutely positively obsessed by an Irish female accent yet weirdly never asked one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men .

Sure we all know that Boo

Which boob is bigger? Left or right?

Left

Are ya sure, the right looks bigger?

Or is that camera right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm absolutely positively obsessed by an Irish female accent yet weirdly never asked one out"

Did you ever converse with a bure from Nobber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men .

Sure we all know that Boo

Which boob is bigger? Left or right?

Left

Are ya sure, the right looks bigger?

Or is that camera right?

Mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men .

Sure we all know that Boo

Which boob is bigger? Left or right?

Left

Are ya sure, the right looks bigger?

Or is that camera right?

Mirror

Oh ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of sweat is caused by bacteria that eat the sweat on the surface of the body and excrete said sweat causing the distinct body odor.

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"The footballer Danny Welbeck's father Stan is a bomb disposal specialist"

Hahaha, that’s good. It took me a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Irish invented spaces between words in a sentence. BEFORETHATEVERONEWROTELIKETHIS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mel gibsons mother is from longford. Mel Colmcille Gibson

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

The average man has eleven erections per day ,and nine at night.

I want to be in on case studies like that.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The average man has eleven erections per day ,and nine at night.

I want to be in on case studies like that.

Is that why we are better at multitasking

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"The average man has eleven erections per day ,and nine at night.

I want to be in on case studies like that.

Is that why we are better at multitasking

I reckon so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inserting your penis into a Ewes Vajayjay is not going to turn you into the King of Sheep BP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beatles song 'Love Me Do' was written by John Lennon after he'd had a really good haircut

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Mel gibsons mother is from longford. Mel Colmcille Gibson

Sure wasn't the cathedral even named after him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like Killarney, there I said it. It’s overrated "

A cork man living in kerry is known as a social climber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouting at traffic is very therapeutic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first patented submarine was built by an Irishman. Its on exhibition in Portsmouth , UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In parts of the Shhhtates its illegal to give a rat a present!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mariah Carey does not want you for Christmas at all.

In fact, all she want's is a restraining order against you.

Talk about misleading your fans.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I keep tropical fish in my underpants

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I keep tropical fish in my underpants "

How often do you feed them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep tropical fish in my underpants "

Are they the little ones that live on dead skin?

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"The left testicle hangs lower than the right testicle on most men ."

True for me and weirdly my right one almost turns to a raisin when I get a horn!

Makes putting on a ball ring almost impossible.

I suspect that it's in deference to my decidedly average cock and it's just trying to help it look bigger.

The leftie is just a typical stubborn Leftie

Sorry for over sharing

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By *ete 1950555Man
over a year ago

Newcastle under Lyme Staffs

I need that in black and white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphins are the only other mammals besides humans that have sex for the lol's

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

The sentence " The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the English language.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When installing a lightbulb a narcissist only needs to hold the bulb as the world revolves around them.

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

H5N8 is our next pandemic

Brace yourself people.

Covid gone in 2022,

It will be duck flu.

Now Google that and cry.

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

I bet you wished I kept that to myself

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Back in 1981, after the death of Bobby Sands, the Iranian government renamed the street that the British embassy was on in Tehran from Winston Churchill Street to Bobby Sands Street.

Its still called that despite much campaigning by the British government to have it changed.

In response, they blocked up the entrance and knocked out a wall onto Ferdowsi Avenue around the corner so that they wouldn't have to use Bobby Sands Street as their address.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"I keep tropical fish in my underpants "

Is that your cure for piles

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Mickey Dolenz used to tell interviewers that Charles Manson had auditioned for the Monkees to see how much research journalists actually did.

Mike Nesmith's mother made $48 million dollars when she invented typewriter fluid and sold the company to Gillette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphins and whales are the only other creatures apart from man that commit suicide

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

"Dolphins and whales are the only other creatures apart from man that commit suicide"

Don't forget lemmings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dolphins and whales are the only other creatures apart from man that commit suicide

Don't forget lemmings "

More instinct than anything but true, mass self destruction.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Back in 1981, after the death of Bobby Sands, the Iranian government renamed the street that the British embassy was on in Tehran from Winston Churchill Street to Bobby Sands Street.

Its still called that despite much campaigning by the British government to have it changed.

In response, they blocked up the entrance and knocked out a wall onto Ferdowsi Avenue around the corner so that they wouldn't have to use Bobby Sands Street as their address. "

This hilarious anecdote just made my Sunday. Brilliant! I actually traveled on google maps to Tehran to see the Bobby Sands Street with my own eyes and there it was framing the British Embassy. What a nice nuget of information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Television was invented during the time of The Irish Famine.

Its creator abandoned the idea because he knew there'd be programmes about fuck all else.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Plurals used to be way more complicated and stupid before vikings started speaking english, they chopped suffixes off and just slapped 'S' at the end because english was hard enough to learn as is. Example: The plural for Egg used to be "Eggru" until it became "Eggs"

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Winter did cum....

Also almost gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plurals used to be way more complicated and stupid before vikings started speaking english, they chopped suffixes off and just slapped 'S' at the end because english was hard enough to learn as is. Example: The plural for Egg used to be "Eggru" until it became "Eggs""

Leave eggs out of this

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The distance between the earth and moon causes tidal stresses which cause moonquakes.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The "M's" in M&Ms stand for "Mars" and "Murrie who created them but they fell out and Mars bought out Murrie's rights for $1 million many years before they became so successful.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"The distance between the earth and moon causes tidal stresses which cause moonquakes. "

Speaking of the moon, the tides don’t come in and out. The moon’s gravity creates bulges of water which are static while the earth rotates in and out of these giving the impression that the tides ebb and flow

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"Back in 1981, after the death of Bobby Sands, the Iranian government renamed the street that the British embassy was on in Tehran from Winston Churchill Street to Bobby Sands Street.

Its still called that despite much campaigning by the British government to have it changed.

In response, they blocked up the entrance and knocked out a wall onto Ferdowsi Avenue around the corner so that they wouldn't have to use Bobby Sands Street as their address.

Wow Mick that's your day made!

Not many men can claim to have made DH's Sunday

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

The word vaccine means 'from cows'. It stems from the method of preventing smallpox by injecting people with the similar but much milder cowpox virus.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Chocolate was originally a fermented drink made with cacao and chillis.

Cocoa is a misspelling by English traders of the cacao bean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puma and Adidas were founded by two brothers. They owned a company each

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

The biggest part of New Zealand is underwater..

Any astronauts going to the international space station have to learn to speak russian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Post-sex sadness is a real thing

Have you ever cried after sex, If the answer is yes, you might be relieved to hear that this actually is very common, and there’s even a name for it. Post-coital dysphoria (PCD) is characterized by intense feelings of sadness, anger, and distress after sex, most likely after orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post-sex sadness is a real thing

Does this involve sheep?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Post-sex sadness is a real thing

Does this involve sheep?"

Whatever you want ....I'm not here to judge you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post-sex sadness is a real thing

Does this involve sheep?

Whatever you want ....I'm not here to judge you

Thanks it means a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes 2 x 20ounce coffes to go from j14 to Kerry. You are welcome

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"It takes 2 x 20ounce coffes to go from j14 to Kerry. You are welcome

Would the second one not be cold or do you buy it in Barack Obama plaza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are

7 different types of orgasms for men

11 different types for women

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"There are

7 different types of orgasms for men

11 different types for women "

Jaysus trying to achieve one of each is hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It takes 2 x 20ounce coffes to go from j14 to Kerry. You are welcome

Would the second one not be cold or do you buy it in Barack Obama plaza "

Subway just outside Newcastle west

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The dot over lower case "i" and "j" is called a tittle and where the phrase "to a t" comes from. It used to be "to a tittle".

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Boil an egg it hardens.... boil spuds they soften....

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Beverley Hills Cop was originally written as a Sylvester Stallone movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am groot

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I am groot"

Actually starting to believe that as you've posted it so many times

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By *nquisitive ladyWoman
over a year ago

meath

Our stomach acid is actually strong enough to dissolve razor blades.

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Theres no time zone for the north or south poles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you poop in you're dreams, you poop for real - Peter Griffin

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Chainsaws were originally invented to widen the pelvis for childbirth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep's bladders do not prevent earthquakes!

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

"The average man has eleven erections per day ,and nine at night.

I want to be in on case studies like that.

Feel free to use me as a subject case...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our stomach acid is actually strong enough to dissolve razor blades. "

There’s a guy who actually eventually ate a small aeroplane

His acids adapted to be so strong

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By *urioustoswingMan
over a year ago

london

Diet cola takes longer than regular to pour while flying, due to the high altitude and lower air pressure which reacts with the C02 makes it bubbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting in public, especially in an eatery or place of worship is grossly frowned upon!

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

There are 6289 islands in the british isles.........absolutely usless piece of info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can save space in your freezer by storing frozen peas in the holes of your potato waffles

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By *iiboyMan
over a year ago

Tankardstown

You cant break an egg by squeezing it in your hand ......... fact

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You can save space in your freezer by storing frozen peas in the holes of your potato waffles"

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"You cant break an egg by squeezing it in your hand ......... fact

Is that as long as you're holding it in a certain way

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Want to save time when cooking kale or spinach?

Cut out the work by throwing that shite straight into the bin

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Back in 1981, after the death of Bobby Sands, the Iranian government renamed the street that the British embassy was on in Tehran from Winston Churchill Street to Bobby Sands Street.

Its still called that despite much campaigning by the British government to have it changed.

In response, they blocked up the entrance and knocked out a wall onto Ferdowsi Avenue around the corner so that they wouldn't have to use Bobby Sands Street as their address.

Wow Mick that's your day made!

Not many men can claim to have made DH's Sunday

I'm sure I could give her the best twenty seconds of her life!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Back in 1981, after the death of Bobby Sands, the Iranian government renamed the street that the British embassy was on in Tehran from Winston Churchill Street to Bobby Sands Street.

Its still called that despite much campaigning by the British government to have it changed.

In response, they blocked up the entrance and knocked out a wall onto Ferdowsi Avenue around the corner so that they wouldn't have to use Bobby Sands Street as their address.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've received more than 5 tetanus shots in a 10 year period, your basically immune to it and cant have any more

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

The biggest manufacturer of tyres in the world.............................................yes ,you guessed it ........................

LEGO !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new Euro coin will have twelve sides.

It's designed like this so it can be extracted from a Cavan persons hand with a spanner

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By *rprotonMan
over a year ago

Dublin

the maximum velocity of an unadel swallow is 24 miles per hour or 11 meters per second

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over a year ago

"the maximum velocity of an unadel swallow is 24 miles per hour or 11 meters per second"

Is that an African or European swallow?

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By *rprotonMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"the maximum velocity of an unadel swallow is 24 miles per hour or 11 meters per second

Is that an African or European swallow? "

Eeeeermm... I don't know?!

*and with an explosion and loads of smoke he falls into the pits of hell*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the maximum velocity of an unadel swallow is 24 miles per hour or 11 meters per second

Is that an African or European swallow?

Eeeeermm... I don't know?!

*and with an explosion and loads of smoke he falls into the pits of hell*"

Sorry Bridgekeeper

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By *rprotonMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"the maximum velocity of an unadel swallow is 24 miles per hour or 11 meters per second

Is that an African or European swallow?

Eeeeermm... I don't know?!

*and with an explosion and loads of smoke he falls into the pits of hell*

Sorry Bridgekeeper

no worries, there is bound to be a holy grenade of antioch with your name on it somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kim Jong Un

He's our man

If he can't do it

You're executed

Korean Fact #1:

It's illegal to make an international phone call in North Korea - punishable by death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry North Korean Facts

Fact #2:

Foreign music is banned, listening to foreign misic is by punishable by death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact #3:

When South Korea ceased fertiliser supply to their northern neighbours. The citizens of North Korea were asked to volunteer a stool sample so domestic fertiliser could be made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact #4:

Any pornographic material is a big no no in North Korea, also punishable with a visit from the Grim Reaper

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Fact #5:

Any person convicted of a crime, will see 3 generations of their family also executed... In death of course

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over a year ago

Fact #6:

It's illegal for a bure to drive in North Korea!

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over a year ago

Fact #7:

The government turns off the electrity every night to save energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A baby echidna is called a puggle, and also an echidna has a 4 headed fireman ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact #8:

KJU runs a tight ship, there's only a limited number of hairstyles allowed in the state. 10 for men , 18 for ladies!

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Fact #4:

Any pornographic material is a big no no in North Korea, also punishable with a visit from the Grim Reaper

So no fab north korea swingers I'd imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact #9:

There's only 3 television channels in NK

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