FabSwingers.com forum: Newsflash

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's been a newsflash that a body has been found in a nearby park.

The Police described the body as a white male with a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly arse and a small cock

Seeing as though it's not me, I thought I'd check to see if all you lot are ok.

Stay safe you Rascals

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Santa saw the snow & got confused?

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"There's been a newsflash that a body has been found in a nearby park.

The Police described the body as a white male with a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly arse and a small cock

Seeing as though it's not me, I thought I'd check to see if all you lot are ok.

Stay safe you Rascals"
all safe and well here but Thks for checking

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

I hope KT and Bog are safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Jesus its me, isn't it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearby to whom?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I hope KT and Bog are safe

How feckin dare you say I've a wrinkly arse

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Oh Jesus its me, isn't it ?"

Your grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope KT and Bog are safe

Speak for yourself!

Are you safe?

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"Nearby to whom?

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by a bit of rough seemingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearby to whom?

by a bit of rough seemingly

Theres some rough over there.... And a bit of there.... And some larger patches of roughage there!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"Nearby to whom?

by a bit of rough seemingly

Theres some rough over there.... And a bit of there.... And some larger patches of roughage there!

Any sweet corn or diced carrots?

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"I hope KT and Bog are safe

Speak for yourself!

Are you safe?

I'll have you know mine isn't that small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope KT and Bog are safe

Speak for yourself!

Are you safe?

I'll have you know mine isn't that small

Well it is chilly out there

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"There's been a newsflash that a body has been found in a nearby park.

The Police described the body as a white male with a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly arse and a small cock

Seeing as though it's not me, I thought I'd check to see if all you lot are ok.

Stay safe you Rascals"

Phew!

Close one.

I was checking myself there for a bit but no, I'm okay, not in a park.

Other than that though, close call.

Appreciate the community spirit there OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's been a newsflash that a body has been found in a nearby park.

The Police described the body as a white male with a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly arse and a small cock

Seeing as though it's not me, I thought I'd check to see if all you lot are ok.

Stay safe you Rascals

Phew!

Close one.

I was checking myself there for a bit but no, I'm okay, not in a park.

Other than that though, close call.

Appreciate the community spirit there OP

Good to see your safe

Worryingly there are still quite a few unaccounted for

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir

He was perfectly fine when I left him there

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

My cock got smaller as I read that OP

Can you check if it’s me? If it is I’m not going to bother working the rest of today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He was perfectly fine when I left him there

Im wondering was there anyone who was "actually" fine once you had left

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir

"He was perfectly fine when I left him there

Im wondering was there anyone who was "actually" fine once you had left

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Best thread of the day..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, let me check......

Nope, not me! Phew!

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