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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A constant for most ladies and couples on here, personally I dont send them unless asked, but do have them on my profile, my question is, what makes a good dick pic??

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I'll just sit here in a corner and read the comments.... as a study guide....

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford


"A constant for most ladies and couples on here, personally I dont send them unless asked, but do have them on my profile, my question is, what makes a good dick pic??"

One that isnt showing..Yawnnnnnnn

You must be very rare OP having them on your profile. Got a feeling others might copy you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes a good dick pic is going to be subjective to the person looking at it.

But I think the main deciding factors are usually who is attached to it and the context its sent in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

One that isnt showing..Yawnnnnnnn

You must be very rare OP having them on your profile. Got a feeling others might copy you now "

Maybe I will start a trend

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I sense a Crocodile Dundee moment.

" That's not a dick. THAT'S a dick!"

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"I sense a Crocodile Dundee moment.

" That's not a dick. THAT'S a dick!""

Whip it out RB

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford

Good luck with your new venture you may just want to put a copyright on the idea..very quickly

I have a feeling it will catch on faster than you think.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I sense a Crocodile Dundee moment.

" That's not a dick. THAT'S a dick!"

Whip it out RB "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sense a Crocodile Dundee moment.

" That's not a dick. THAT'S a dick!""

I see you have play cocky dicky before mate

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I sense a Crocodile Dundee moment.

" That's not a dick. THAT'S a dick!"

I see you have play cocky dicky before mate "

No idea what that is but you can get creams for most things these days

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Few basic rules:

1) I don't want to be eye to eye with it

2) clean cock and clean environment

3) colour, make sure your cock doesn't look sicklish purple grey.

4) bit of creativity and style goes a long way.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Id imagine having one that's actually yours and not someone else's for a start

Apart from that beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What makes a good dick pic is going to be subjective to the person looking at it.

But I think the main deciding factors are usually who is attached to it and the context its sent in."

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A constant for most ladies and couples on here, personally I dont send them unless asked, but do have them on my profile, my question is, what makes a good dick pic??"

Cloths!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

If I wanna see it I will ask but looking at it beside a remote control or a can of drink or dangling in your hand over the toilet does sweet fanny Adams fior me

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By *anzorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Deffo with no toilet in the background

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

No loo in the background

No ladies cosmetics in the background.

No underwear around the ankles

No piles of clothes, messy kitchens, messy bedrooms to be seen.

Not covered in cum

Not purple or blue or whatever the hell else is wrong with the lighting on your phone, sort that out.

Preferably not taken in the car

Most definitely not being sucked or licked by, OR being inserted into, another woman - BOKE!

And PLEASE, for the love of the gods, wash your hands before picturing yourself holding it.

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

One thats not crusty

One that doesn't look like it smells (you know the type)

One that isn't hidden under six feet of bushgrowth

One that's not in our inbox waving "hi"

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Forgot to add:

One that if its held- it's held by a hand with clean nails.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

A good dick pic its a rarity, most are close up and zero thought put into it. Just a whip it out and click. For me this does nothing

A good picture is usually one that teases, implies. Leaves the viewer wanting more.

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

Is one with googlie eyes and a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit that certain cocks put me off...you know the narrow erect ones that have a blood red helmet & banjo string, can't look at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The great remedy of it all is that you can pick the cock first and then the person second

Isn’t that the most important thing surely? The shape of the cock?

To hell with the conversation, connection and conversation. Let’s not bother ourselves with such trivial pursuits. I mean, just like the ladies plead, surely people don’t like to be reduced to physical savagery?

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Tabby just loves a good ‘dick pic’....

She says they leave her drooooooling

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

If I may paraphrase Ralph Waldo Emerson's famous quotation about the journey being more important than the destination, dick pics on profiles imply excessive haste to reach a destination; clothing, personality, charm, conversational style, a genuine interest in another's needs, with the merest hint of the final destination is, I think, infinitely more enticing.

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Whap it out, compare with both a tin of deodorant and remote, snap, upload and prepare for all the fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think nude pics for both genders are good to have on their profile. It shows off your body and if people dont like it ,they dont like it. Someone will.

I dont agree with sending random dick pics though but see no harm in one being in your own profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a black and white photo and colour your bellend pink.

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

South Dublin

What makes a good banana? Ripe and hard? Semi soft and mushy? A good bend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To me personally I prefer to see the huge bulge in tight white boxers....

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"No loo in the background

No ladies cosmetics in the background.

No underwear around the ankles

No piles of clothes, messy kitchens, messy bedrooms to be seen.

Not covered in cum

Not purple or blue or whatever the hell else is wrong with the lighting on your phone, sort that out.

Preferably not taken in the car

Most definitely not being sucked or licked by, OR being inserted into, another woman - BOKE!

And PLEASE, for the love of the gods, wash your hands before picturing yourself holding it.

"

What she said...

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