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Madison Motel Part 6

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

And off we go again.

Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please

Shameless Brittany...I have been surrounded at all times since I got here, in fear for my life.

Ladies and Gentlemen and shameless

Turn up the music...its time for another rocking night of pleasure at the Madison Motel

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"And off we go again.

Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please

Shameless Brittany...I have been surrounded at all times since I got here, in fear for my life.

Ladies and Gentlemen and shameless

Turn up the music...its time for another rocking night of pleasure at the Madison Motel "

Well my Absinthe pint with the fairy liquid top is getting near empty. And I can see 5 of everyone. So another pleash and tank ooh. Hic

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"And off we go again.

Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please

Shameless Brittany...I have been surrounded at all times since I got here, in fear for my life.

Ladies and Gentlemen and shameless

Turn up the music...its time for another rocking night of pleasure at the Madison Motel

Well my Absinthe pint with the fairy liquid top is getting near empty. And I can see 5 of everyone. So another pleash and tank ooh. Hic "

Have a seat and I will bring it over to you...wouldn't want to spill any green stuff on the carpet in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There ya go Madame... One ice cold glass of suds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Duke box goes on* pick you tunes folks... Tonight we party.. For one.. Its their last one

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

So Easy,you managed to keep me safe last night,same tonight?

Also can I have a pins colada before I start work pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be standing to attention at the end of your bed Ms Minx... There ya go.. One pina

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

At juke box...plays sweet dreams by the Eurythmics.

Starts dancing with the bikers.

Hey Fiery x

Cheers Easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At juke box...plays sweet dreams by the Eurythmics.

Starts dancing with the bikers.

Hey Fiery x

Cheers Easy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to an exhaustive reseach the experts concluded that these are the most common crimes attached to the zodiac signs. Maybe when interrogating the suspects Detective K should inquire for this info

Aries - Pickpocket

Taurus - Drugdealer

Gemini - Burglar

Cancer - Fraud

Leo - Hacker

Virgo - Cult leader

Libra - Stalker

Scorpio - Con Artist

Sagittarius - Murderer

Capricorn - Assasssin

Aquarius - Money Lundering

Pisces - Violent Protest Leader

The same research also has shown that these are the typical behaviours when d*unk

Aries - Wakes up with bruises

Taurus- Left the bar early to get food

Gemini - Has heart to heart with someone they just met

Cancer - Initiates shots, crying somewhere 2 hours later

Leo - Flirting with everyone and posting too many IG stories

Virgo - Never too d*unk enough, would rather be at home

Libra - Disappears to go hook with someone

Scorpio - Either plastered d*unk or completely sober. Makes it mission to get laid

Sagittarius - Never wants the party end "After party!?!"

Capricorn - Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out

Aquarius - No one knows what they're laughing at

Pisces - Most likely to pass out

Now the bar is ooen before they get too d*unk everyone should now confirm this info to help with the investigation.

I'm a Taurus my alibi is that after my drink I leave to get some rissoles and happy mushrooms

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"And off we go again.

Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please

Shameless Brittany...I have been surrounded at all times since I got here, in fear for my life.

Ladies and Gentlemen and shameless

Turn up the music...its time for another rocking night of pleasure at the Madison Motel

Well my Absinthe pint with the fairy liquid top is getting near empty. And I can see 5 of everyone. So another pleash and tank ooh. Hic

Have a seat and I will bring it over to you...wouldn't want to spill any green stuff on the carpet in here "
it's sticky enough as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50% correct

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare


"At juke box...plays sweet dreams by the Eurythmics.

Starts dancing with the bikers.

Hey Fiery x

Cheers Easy "

Hey Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50% correct "

What? Spit it out what sign are you? And I'll have another summer wine please, but red wine also called Sangria!

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Back to juke box and plays I predict a riot before incase she passes out

Pieces here and my alibis are my body guards among other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50% correct

What? Spit it out what sign are you? And I'll have another summer wine please, but red wine also called Sangria! "

Jug of Sangria.. Coming up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pisces btw

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"And off we go again.

Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please

Shameless Brittany...I have been surrounded at all times since I got here, in fear for my life.

Ladies and Gentlemen and shameless

Turn up the music...its time for another rocking night of pleasure at the Madison Motel

Well my Absinthe pint with the fairy liquid top is getting near empty. And I can see 5 of everyone. So another pleash and tank ooh. Hic

Have a seat and I will bring it over to you...wouldn't want to spill any green stuff on the carpet in here it's sticky enough as it is. "

That carpet could write a book just by following the stains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And off we go again.

Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please

Shameless Brittany...I have been surrounded at all times since I got here, in fear for my life.

Ladies and Gentlemen and shameless

Turn up the music...its time for another rocking night of pleasure at the Madison Motel

Well my Absinthe pint with the fairy liquid top is getting near empty. And I can see 5 of everyone. So another pleash and tank ooh. Hic

Have a seat and I will bring it over to you...wouldn't want to spill any green stuff on the carpet in here it's sticky enough as it is.

That carpet could write a book just by following the stains "

Yup... Its got more food on it than a menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pisces btw"
hmmmm that explains why you are at the bar every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pisces btw hmmmm that explains why you are at the bar every night "

Only because I pass out

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Pisces btw hmmmm that explains why you are at the bar every night "

Me too Easy.

Hey Peach, what you having? Easy has been serving without charging...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pisces btw hmmmm that explains why you are at the bar every night

Me too Easy.

Hey Peach, what you having? Easy has been serving without charging..."

Two fish.. Interesting

Everything is going on the tab... Down to the ice

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"And off we go again.

Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please

Shameless Brittany...I have been surrounded at all times since I got here, in fear for my life.

Ladies and Gentlemen and shameless

Turn up the music...its time for another rocking night of pleasure at the Madison Motel

Well my Absinthe pint with the fairy liquid top is getting near empty. And I can see 5 of everyone. So another pleash and tank ooh. Hic

Have a seat and I will bring it over to you...wouldn't want to spill any green stuff on the carpet in here it's sticky enough as it is.

That carpet could write a book just by following the stains

Yup... Its got more food on it than a menu "

I wasn't referring to the multiple food stains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pisces here too

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all...

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Pisces here too"

Whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And off we go again.

Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please

Shameless Brittany...I have been surrounded at all times since I got here, in fear for my life.

Ladies and Gentlemen and shameless

Turn up the music...its time for another rocking night of pleasure at the Madison Motel

Well my Absinthe pint with the fairy liquid top is getting near empty. And I can see 5 of everyone. So another pleash and tank ooh. Hic

Have a seat and I will bring it over to you...wouldn't want to spill any green stuff on the carpet in here it's sticky enough as it is.

That carpet could write a book just by following the stains

Yup... Its got more food on it than a menu

I wasn't referring to the multiple food stains "

Anything is not the business of the house..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all... "

Come behind the bar.. You can squeeze my lemons

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all... "

What you having Missy and DD...easy is pulling out all the stops tonight by giving free drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all...

What you having Missy and DD...easy is pulling out all the stops tonight by giving free drinks "

Grey goose vodka on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all...

What you having Missy and DD...easy is pulling out all the stops tonight by giving free drinks "

Nothing is free... I'm expecting sexually favours previously unknown

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Am I dead yet?

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Am I dead yet?"

What you drinking SSS? I hope not

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all...

What you having Missy and DD...easy is pulling out all the stops tonight by giving free drinks

Nothing is free... I'm expecting sexually favours previously unknown "

Figured I was gonna be paying somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aries

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Aries

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And it's a whiskey I believe Anya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aries

And it's a whiskey I believe Anya"

Jameson. Anya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pisces btw hmmmm that explains why you are at the bar every night

Me too Easy.

Hey Peach, what you having? Easy has been serving without charging..."

Sangria aka Summer wine. I kind of knew you were a pisces for the sexy and unapologetic Erin Brockovich style with killer heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aries

"
hey Anya did you get any love bites yet

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Am I dead yet?

What you drinking SSS? I hope not "

Nothing actually...that's probably what's wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aries

And it's a whiskey I believe Anya

Jameson. Anya? "

Only limited editions

Eventually Jameson Black Barrel or Bushmills Black Bush

Scottish whiskeys acceptable

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Am I dead yet?

What you drinking SSS? I hope not

Nothing actually...that's probably what's wrong "

Sounds like you need a stiff one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aries

hey Anya did you get any love bites yet "

Haha at this motel?

Well, we have played a few games with Mr BogM and Ms DD

As far as I remember nothing had happened but might be wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aries

And it's a whiskey I believe Anya"

Only whiskey, Madame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all... "
I kind of prefer doing the same tonight instead of going for food I hope some Scorpios or Gemini are around

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Aries

And it's a whiskey I believe Anya

Only whiskey, Madame "

Unless you want to assist me in clearing the tab with Easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to an exhaustive reseach the experts concluded that these are the most common crimes attached to the zodiac signs. Maybe when interrogating the suspects Detective K should inquire for this info

Aries - Pickpocket

Taurus - Drugdealer

Gemini - Burglar

Cancer - Fraud

Leo - Hacker

Virgo - Cult leader

Libra - Stalker

Scorpio - Con Artist

Sagittarius - Murderer

Capricorn - Assasssin

Aquarius - Money Lundering

Pisces - Violent Protest Leader

The same research also has shown that these are the typical behaviours when d*unk

Aries - Wakes up with bruises

Taurus- Left the bar early to get food

Gemini - Has heart to heart with someone they just met

Cancer - Initiates shots, crying somewhere 2 hours later

Leo - Flirting with everyone and posting too many IG stories

Virgo - Never too d*unk enough, would rather be at home

Libra - Disappears to go hook with someone

Scorpio - Either plastered d*unk or completely sober. Makes it mission to get laid

Sagittarius - Never wants the party end "After party!?!"

Capricorn - Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out

Aquarius - No one knows what they're laughing at

Pisces - Most likely to pass out

Now the bar is ooen before they get too d*unk everyone should now confirm this info to help with the investigation.

I'm a Taurus my alibi is that after my drink I leave to get some rissoles and happy mushrooms "

Going by your research if correct....I'm a stalking Hook up artist . And I thought I was just charming .

Well that's just charming that is

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

..

..what's this i hear,drinks on the matt

Mines a bacardi Easy crushed ice no veg,

"Vom,Vom..whats this i hear taxi for two"

Arrives at the door dress to get in and please don't sin..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Good evening all

At least we don't have to rush the drinks at midnight any more

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Good evening all

At least we don't have to rush the drinks at midnight any more "

Evening BogMankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

At least we don't have to rush the drinks at midnight any more "

You gotta love a private private private bar Bog. Even in this kinky 2 star kip...

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"According to an exhaustive reseach the experts concluded that these are the most common crimes attached to the zodiac signs. Maybe when interrogating the suspects Detective K should inquire for this info

Aries - Pickpocket

Taurus - Drugdealer

Gemini - Burglar

Cancer - Fraud

Leo - Hacker

Virgo - Cult leader

Libra - Stalker

Scorpio - Con Artist

Sagittarius - Murderer

Capricorn - Assasssin

Aquarius - Money Lundering

Pisces - Violent Protest Leader

The same research also has shown that these are the typical behaviours when d*unk

Aries - Wakes up with bruises

Taurus- Left the bar early to get food

Gemini - Has heart to heart with someone they just met

Cancer - Initiates shots, crying somewhere 2 hours later

Leo - Flirting with everyone and posting too many IG stories

Virgo - Never too d*unk enough, would rather be at home

Libra - Disappears to go hook with someone

Scorpio - Either plastered d*unk or completely sober. Makes it mission to get laid

Sagittarius - Never wants the party end "After party!?!"

Capricorn - Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out

Aquarius - No one knows what they're laughing at

Pisces - Most likely to pass out

Now the bar is ooen before they get too d*unk everyone should now confirm this info to help with the investigation.

I'm a Taurus my alibi is that after my drink I leave to get some rissoles and happy mushrooms

Going by your research if correct....I'm a stalking Hook up artist . And I thought I was just charming .

Well that's just charming that is "

When did you slip in Fozzy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to an exhaustive reseach the experts concluded that these are the most common crimes attached to the zodiac signs. Maybe when interrogating the suspects Detective K should inquire for this info

Aries - Pickpocket

Taurus - Drugdealer

Gemini - Burglar

Cancer - Fraud

Leo - Hacker

Virgo - Cult leader

Libra - Stalker

Scorpio - Con Artist

Sagittarius - Murderer

Capricorn - Assasssin

Aquarius - Money Lundering

Pisces - Violent Protest Leader

The same research also has shown that these are the typical behaviours when d*unk

Aries - Wakes up with bruises

Taurus- Left the bar early to get food

Gemini - Has heart to heart with someone they just met

Cancer - Initiates shots, crying somewhere 2 hours later

Leo - Flirting with everyone and posting too many IG stories

Virgo - Never too d*unk enough, would rather be at home

Libra - Disappears to go hook with someone

Scorpio - Either plastered d*unk or completely sober. Makes it mission to get laid

Sagittarius - Never wants the party end "After party!?!"

Capricorn - Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out

Aquarius - No one knows what they're laughing at

Pisces - Most likely to pass out

Now the bar is ooen before they get too d*unk everyone should now confirm this info to help with the investigation.

I'm a Taurus my alibi is that after my drink I leave to get some rissoles and happy mushrooms

Going by your research if correct....I'm a stalking Hook up artist . And I thought I was just charming .

Well that's just charming that is

When did you slip in Fozzy? "

Slip in?. I haven't left the bar since we got here. Too many dead people and Britney Spears lookalikes knocking around for my liking. I've got a barstool. An air bed in the corner and a toastie sandwich maker....I'm sorted

Lots of nice folks passing by such as yourself to say hello too but when there's murder about...stay put. It's people who wander the halls looking for sex get killed. Have you never watched a horror movie???

Btw...How you doin

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Good evening all

At least we don't have to rush the drinks at midnight any more

Evening BogMankini

"

Best bit of craic every today on here with that photo,The weirdest messages and all done for fun

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Feeling woozy after my beer! Heading over to lie down with my biker gang.

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

message from beyond the votes are counted and the results are Kaizer has been voted out

He may have been a bad detective but he was a good honest man and just a humble resident in the motel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Sagittarius - Never wants the party end "After party!?!" And murderer "

Looking forward to an after party, but I’ve never put any weight into the zodiac.....

So what’s the story out here tonight peeps... appears we in for a night of clear booze and indulgence... almost midnight too...

What’s on the jukebox... gallows pole... and is that pole where PP was found after dancing her last dance reopened...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


" message from beyond the votes are counted and the results are Kaizer has been voted out

He may have been a bad detective but he was a good honest man and just a humble resident in the motel "

So our detective is gone

Hopefully he survives on the streets after being in here for so long

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare


" message from beyond the votes are counted and the results are Kaizer has been voted out

He may have been a bad detective but he was a good honest man and just a humble resident in the motel "

Well thats just great!!

Now I have to give my will to someone else should anything happen to me.

Hopefully Easy is still standing to attention at the end of my bed or mounting that seemed to work out well last night

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

D walks into the bar and finds a seat with the other piesceans to settle in for the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn... the Madison’s resident Dick... ousted... who’s gonna keep track of all the missing ejaculate now...

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


" message from beyond the votes are counted and the results are Kaizer has been voted out

He may have been a bad detective but he was a good honest man and just a humble resident in the motel "

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"D walks into the bar and finds a seat with the other piesceans to settle in for the night"

One of the women asked me just now as you took your seat..."where the hell did he get such a cute ass?"

But I'm not telling who . "Just saying like" as they say in Cork

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"D walks into the bar and finds a seat with the other piesceans to settle in for the night

One of the women asked me just now as you took your seat..."where the hell did he get such a cute ass?"

But I'm not telling who . "Just saying like" as they say in Cork "

Well you know yourself Fozzy, you can only work what your mother gave you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"D walks into the bar and finds a seat with the other piesceans to settle in for the night

One of the women asked me just now as you took your seat..."where the hell did he get such a cute ass?"

But I'm not telling who . "Just saying like" as they say in Cork

Well you know yourself Fozzy, you can only work what your mother gave you "

Well you got lucky

Mine gave me rickets, Bow legs and the odd bout of gout . She's a dear but Christ I suffer...lol.

They must have great DNA in Belfast handing out all the great asses

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"D walks into the bar and finds a seat with the other piesceans to settle in for the night

One of the women asked me just now as you took your seat..."where the hell did he get such a cute ass?"

But I'm not telling who . "Just saying like" as they say in Cork

Well you know yourself Fozzy, you can only work what your mother gave you

Well you got lucky

Mine gave me rickets, Bow legs and the odd bout of gout . She's a dear but Christ I suffer...lol.

They must have great DNA in Belfast handing out all the great asses "

It is true, there are some crowd of arseholes in Belfast

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

Sorry. I haven't been well the past day or two. I'll try catch up on what I've missed.

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Nooooo not my boss gone now it feels it really is just me doing all the Police work.....I need another drink

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over a year ago

Oh holy jaysus, im hangin. Who was the bright spark that started the jagerbombs last night?? I dont know me arse from my elbow im that sore . And why is me my pants and primarks best undies around my ankles?? So the defective detective is gone. God love him, he wasnt all bad. Had a face on him that only a mammy would possibly love.Anyone else wake up dead this morning??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nooooo not my boss gone now it feels it really is just me doing all the Police work.....I need another drink "

Theresa couple of half empty cans beside the pool table if you are thirsty. Might keep ya goin till breakfast is served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry. I haven't been well the past day or two. I'll try catch up on what I've missed."

Morning and welcome .... A few people got knocked off, the virtual bar/party/pool/pole dancers and most importantly breakfast Buffett are amazing.

The madison will be just the spot to recover. What can we get you to help you feel better??

We’ve got to find the killers among us. Last count there are 32 folk up in here and 3 of them killers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to see Niagra Falls

It was fun while it lasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaisers gone... And left behind a bar tab equal to the national debt of a small African nation.. . He must have known he was in the killers cross hairs...these detective types have a 6th sense.. A Dick with a third eye.

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Time to see Niagra Falls

It was fun while it lasted "

Adios inspector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time to see Niagra Falls

It was fun while it lasted

Adios inspector "

Detective

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Kaisers gone... And left behind a bar tab equal to the national debt of a small African nation.. . He must have known he was in the killers cross hairs...these detective types have a 6th sense.. A Dick with a third eye. "

He is still alive though so no need to mourn him, give me a couple hot toddies Easy, cold is a right killer today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaisers gone... And left behind a bar tab equal to the national debt of a small African nation.. . He must have known he was in the killers cross hairs...these detective types have a 6th sense.. A Dick with a third eye.

He is still alive though so no need to mourn him, give me a couple hot toddies Easy, cold is a right killer today "

Really?

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Time to see Niagra Falls

It was fun while it lasted

Adios inspector

Detective "

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaisers gone... And left behind a bar tab equal to the national debt of a small African nation.. . He must have known he was in the killers cross hairs...these detective types have a 6th sense.. A Dick with a third eye.

He is still alive though so no need to mourn him, give me a couple hot toddies Easy, cold is a right killer today "

Two hot ones for ya... There ya go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time to see Niagra Falls

It was fun while it lasted

Adios inspector

Detective

Oops "

3 years in Detective college were not wasted

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Kaisers gone... And left behind a bar tab equal to the national debt of a small African nation.. . He must have known he was in the killers cross hairs...these detective types have a 6th sense.. A Dick with a third eye.

He is still alive though so no need to mourn him, give me a couple hot toddies Easy, cold is a right killer today

Two hot ones for ya... There ya go"

Always love a good pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaisers gone... And left behind a bar tab equal to the national debt of a small African nation.. . He must have known he was in the killers cross hairs...these detective types have a 6th sense.. A Dick with a third eye.

He is still alive though so no need to mourn him, give me a couple hot toddies Easy, cold is a right killer today

Two hot ones for ya... There ya go

Always love a good pair "

As indeed do I...

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Time to see Niagra Falls

It was fun while it lasted

Adios inspector

Detective

Oops

3 years in Detective college were not wasted "

Best riding of ya life, eh boss

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

If Kaiser is gone he must have been getting close to finding the killers

Don’t try too hard 3B or you could be next

(Yes I said too hard )

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"If Kaiser is gone he must have been getting close to finding the killers

Don’t try too hard 3B or you could be next

(Yes I said too hard )"

You can never be too hard

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"If Kaiser is gone he must have been getting close to finding the killers

Don’t try too hard 3B or you could be next

(Yes I said too hard )

You can never be too hard "

Get the monster in and start trying harder then

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway


"If Kaiser is gone he must have been getting close to finding the killers

Don’t try too hard 3B or you could be next

(Yes I said too hard )"

Maybe you’re right. Can you remind us of your suspects Detective Kaizer?

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

message from beyond agent k has been the latest victim

Found by easy tied to the pool table 8 ball gag and poor guy was killed with a pool cue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well holy god says miley.

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Morning all...oh my poor head! It's pounding harder than a newbie at a gang bang!

Ahh poor detective, I thought he had killer instincts but alas he was only bumbling things up due to his excessive drinking not to cover anything up. It's weird seeing him all stiff after years of drinking.

So who does that leave that has been anyway shady ...watching you all partly because I am wary but mostly because I am a voyuer

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


" message from beyond agent k has been the latest victim

Found by easy tied to the pool table 8 ball gag and poor guy was killed with a pool cue "

Oh no, the poor man! Who would sink the 8 ball like that! Guess that was his cue to go

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Morning all...oh my poor head! It's pounding harder than a newbie at a gang bang!

Ahh poor detective, I thought he had killer instincts but alas he was only bumbling things up due to his excessive drinking not to cover anything up. It's weird seeing him all stiff after years of drinking.

So who does that leave that has been anyway shady ...watching you all partly because I am wary but mostly because I am a voyuer "

I’ve been leaving my curtains open every night Madame B and haven’t seen you spying on me yet

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


" message from beyond agent k has been the latest victim

Found by easy tied to the pool table 8 ball gag and poor guy was killed with a pool cue "

And who says size doesn’t matter

If that pool cue had just been half the size he might have survived

Hold on is that a smile on his stiff face I see

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Morning all...oh my poor head! It's pounding harder than a newbie at a gang bang!

Ahh poor detective, I thought he had killer instincts but alas he was only bumbling things up due to his excessive drinking not to cover anything up. It's weird seeing him all stiff after years of drinking.

So who does that leave that has been anyway shady ...watching you all partly because I am wary but mostly because I am a voyuer

I’ve been leaving my curtains open every night Madame B and haven’t seen you spying on me yet "

I know but seriously don't leave your toe nail clippings on the side of the bath! Nice boxers btw

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


" message from beyond agent k has been the latest victim

Found by easy tied to the pool table 8 ball gag and poor guy was killed with a pool cue

And who says size doesn’t matter

If that pool cue had just been half the size he might have survived

Hold on is that a smile on his stiff face I see "

It is a smile...at least he went happy. Easy seems to "stumble" apon a lot of corpses!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Morning all...oh my poor head! It's pounding harder than a newbie at a gang bang!

Ahh poor detective, I thought he had killer instincts but alas he was only bumbling things up due to his excessive drinking not to cover anything up. It's weird seeing him all stiff after years of drinking.

So who does that leave that has been anyway shady ...watching you all partly because I am wary but mostly because I am a voyuer

I’ve been leaving my curtains open every night Madame B and haven’t seen you spying on me yet

I know but seriously don't leave your toe nail clippings on the side of the bath! Nice boxers btw "

Flesh coloured boxers, it’s the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"If Kaiser is gone he must have been getting close to finding the killers

Don’t try too hard 3B or you could be next

(Yes I said too hard )

Maybe you’re right. Can you remind us of your suspects Detective Kaizer? "

The detective is dead baby

Finally going to see Niagra Falls!

This is a murder mystery so follow the clues.

Kaizer followed the clues and now he's brown bread

Koincidence? Kaizer thinks not

Follow the clues..... You goddam fools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" message from beyond agent k has been the latest victim

Found by easy tied to the pool table 8 ball gag and poor guy was killed with a pool cue "

I'll require therapy from the shock of it... You shoukd see what they did with the que chalk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we sunbathe nake around the pool asking for a friend??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" message from beyond agent k has been the latest victim

Found by easy tied to the pool table 8 ball gag and poor guy was killed with a pool cue

I'll require therapy from the shock of it... You shoukd see what they did with the que chalk "

Gonna have to refelt that table.... the pool table is a great place to get MadamB away from the biker gang... was hoping to hustle her there for a double or nothing game...

Naked pool side.... in these temps... hope the water is well heated or the budgie smuggler won’t look very healthy...

Who’s the real killers here lads and ladies... time to get focused. We need some of those limitless tabs... see all from above. We’ve got a incident by the bar, a pole dancer incident in the voodoo lounge, a shove from a penthouse, and now a pool table... Ruthless acts...

With private voting... we need an inspector clouseau to make heads or tails of Dect KT’s memos.... and the mad state of his bedroom. Leaving Las Vegas comes to mind... how did he even make it this far...?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I can’t even remember who’s in the game, never mind who could be suspects

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Is the bar open yet ffs these murders are turning me to drink....no wonder Det.K.T. was always in the bar d*unk

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

There must be some good Friday cocktails on the menu today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar's open

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bar's open"

Let’s get a stations of the cocktails going for all of us.... might as well play homage to the altar of mixology.

Three nights at the motel

Under streetlights

In the city of palms

Call me what you want, when you want, if you want

And you can call me names if you call me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a " slow comfortable screw against the wall please barkeep...no no its a cocktail .

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

I've been carted off to the hospital with fairly liquid poisoning. I'm dying but I'm feeling bubbley

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

BogM

s1ren

Cherry

Dr proton

_iery minx

Easyfun021

not very shyguy

Fast lad

Kaizer

Madame B

peachbum

_oft_sexy_sweet

CurvySingleLady

pleasureprincess2021

TheSmyths

BelfastD

Metta Man

Merlin of cork-opolis

TheFabGuy

ADVENTURESCPL

Miss3b

CazMurray

shameless

7INCHMBIGBOOBSF

Ulsterfry

tmountie

Devine destiny

aka... AgentK

Anya2020PT

Dublingirl92

JohnFK

ROB2895

ironheart666

texes

JB4099

fozzyo'clock

bare-necessity

Incandescent

Lia maria

Woody500

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

message from beyond don't forget folks get your votes to me by 8pm, everyone must vote

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Seems there are a questionable few who never checked in

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Would a murderer be quiet or would they be talkative in the hope that they blend in?!?

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Would a murderer be quiet or would they be talkative in the hope that they blend in?!?"

Hmmm good question that....maybe different ones have different styles, shocked how Easy finds all the bodies and noone else does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would a murderer be quiet or would they be talkative in the hope that they blend in?!?"

Any TV show I've watched its always the ones that get involved in the investigation

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

message from beyond seems there was a wild night at the photo shoot last night in room 666, supposed to be a classy photo shoot but it turned into pure bondage porn, cherry and madame B were working those strap ons and by all accounts fast lad and merlin of cork-opolis were loving it if only I were still alive I'd make a fortune selling the video footage

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

message from beyond who's next to be voted out? What way will the residents go today, is it someone you've been bunking with or is it someone that's fond of the drink although that doesn't really narrow it down by all accounts all the residents are practically alcoholics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm , theres a few of the guests been keeping awful quiet since we all checked in. Wonder could it be these that are killing all our hotnhorny friends??. Or could it be our dodgy barman. Seems like an awful lot of people get amnesia and god knows what else after being in the bar???. Have my 3 suspects lined up.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Hmmm , theres a few of the guests been keeping awful quiet since we all checked in. Wonder could it be these that are killing all our hotnhorny friends??. Or could it be our dodgy barman. Seems like an awful lot of people get amnesia and god knows what else after being in the bar???. Have my 3 suspects lined up."

3 ....I've voted and I was hard pushed to get 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm , theres a few of the guests been keeping awful quiet since we all checked in. Wonder could it be these that are killing all our hotnhorny friends??. Or could it be our dodgy barman. Seems like an awful lot of people get amnesia and god knows what else after being in the bar???. Have my 3 suspects lined up.

3 ....I've voted and I was hard pushed to get 1 "

You were too busy being No 1 in hot pics buddy.

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway


" message from beyond seems there was a wild night at the photo shoot last night in room 666, supposed to be a classy photo shoot but it turned into pure bondage porn, cherry and madame B were working those strap ons and by all accounts fast lad and merlin of cork-opolis were loving it if only I were still alive I'd make a fortune selling the video footage "

I’m hoping I’ll make a fortune selling the photographs

Now, to the bar...

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Well we've found out who the 2 guys in lia Marias room were,

ironheart666 and the fab guy, seems lia had enough of their moaning and killed them and for fear of being accused of being one of the killers she jumped out of the 3rd floor window unfortunately we've lost 3 more residents

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

BogM

s1ren

Cherry

Dr proton

_iery minx

Easyfun021

not very shyguy

Fast lad

Kaizer

Madame B

peachbum

_oft_sexy_sweet

CurvySingleLady

pleasureprincess2021

TheSmyths

BelfastD

Metta Man

Merlin of cork-opolis

TheFabGuy

ADVENTURESCPL

Miss3b

CazMurray

shameless

7INCHMBIGBOOBSF

Ulsterfry

tmountie

Devine destiny

aka... AgentK

Anya2020PT

Dublingirl92

JohnFK

ROB2895

ironheart666

texes

JB4099

fozzyo'clock

bare-necessity

Incandescent

Lia Maria

Woody500

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Dont forget Kaizer

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Dropping like fleas in this place

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

update

BogM

s1ren

Cherry

Dr proton

_iery minx

Easyfun021

not very shyguy

Fast lad

Kaizer

Madame B

peachbum

_oft_sexy_sweet

CurvySingleLady

pleasureprincess2021

TheSmyths

BelfastD

Metta Man

Merlin of cork-opolis

TheFabGuy

ADVENTURESCPL

Miss3b

CazMurray

shameless

7INCHMBIGBOOBSF

Ulsterfry

tmountie

Devine destiny

aka... AgentK

Anya2020PT

Dublingirl92

JohnFK

ROB2895

ironheart666

texes

JB4099

fozzyo'clock

bare-necessity

Incandescent

Lia Maria

Woody500

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 24 left!! Is that barman around, could do with a good stiff one..(drink ye dirty minded feckers).

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Only 24 left!! Is that barman around, could do with a good stiff one..(drink ye dirty minded feckers)."

Damn I was gonna offer my services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only 24 left!! Is that barman around, could do with a good stiff one..(drink ye dirty minded feckers).

Damn I was gonna offer my services "

Mmm sounds promising, fancy a drambuie Dahhlin ??

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Only 24 left!! Is that barman around, could do with a good stiff one..(drink ye dirty minded feckers).

Damn I was gonna offer my services

Mmm sounds promising, fancy a drambuie Dahhlin ??"

Oh shuuuure why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh drambuie dangerous.... I’ll stay away from the cream based drinks...

But ready for some nice sundowners on this gorgeous Friday evening.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Walks into the bar eating a magnum...lovely evening

Barkeep...a pint glass of ice and a large bottle of Bulmers please

Anyone else like a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walks into the bar eating a magnum...lovely evening

Barkeep...a pint glass of ice and a large bottle of Bulmers please

Anyone else like a drink "

Yes please. A cold Bulmer would be perfect to quench my thirst. Plenty of ice please.

And I'm voting for you today. You are too quiet and nice, very suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Bulmers

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Walks into the bar eating a magnum...lovely evening

Barkeep...a pint glass of ice and a large bottle of Bulmers please

Anyone else like a drink

Yes please. A cold Bulmer would be perfect to quench my thirst. Plenty of ice please.

And I'm voting for you today. You are too quiet and nice, very suspicious "

If you're voting for me it's not Bulmers...its bummer

I didn't realise nice meant suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK.. Cocktail specials for this Good Friday..

Easter Reisling (wine of the day)

The Risen one

Iced sparkling honey lime red tea

Oklahoma prairie fire

Come find me

And for the hungry amongst ye.. The Passion of the Crust. (pizza)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I didn't realise nice meant suspicious "

But all the guests in this luxurious motel seem nice enough, so that's a common characteristic, but not exclusive from being suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiding all day because of the killer.

How is it possible?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiding all day because of the killer.

How is it possible?! "

Better safe than sorry

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare


"OK.. Cocktail specials for this Good Friday..

Easter Reisling (wine of the day)

The Risen one

Iced sparkling honey lime red tea

Oklahoma prairie fire

Come find me

And for the hungry amongst ye.. The Passion of the Crust. (pizza) "

One of the Oklahoma praire fire and a stiff one for yourself after your ordeal this morning,I don't know how you are still upright after keeping me safe all night and then making that discovery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK.. Cocktail specials for this Good Friday..

Easter Reisling (wine of the day)

The Risen one

Iced sparkling honey lime red tea

Oklahoma prairie fire

Come find me

And for the hungry amongst ye.. The Passion of the Crust. (pizza)

One of the Oklahoma praire fire and a stiff one for yourself after your ordeal this morning,I don't know how you are still upright after keeping me safe all night and then making that discovery "

One fire coming up.. Poor Kaiser with a ball in his mouth and you with.... Well you know the rest

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare


"OK.. Cocktail specials for this Good Friday..

Easter Reisling (wine of the day)

The Risen one

Iced sparkling honey lime red tea

Oklahoma prairie fire

Come find me

And for the hungry amongst ye.. The Passion of the Crust. (pizza)

One of the Oklahoma praire fire and a stiff one for yourself after your ordeal this morning,I don't know how you are still upright after keeping me safe all night and then making that discovery

One fire coming up.. Poor Kaiser with a ball in his mouth and you with.... Well you know the rest "

Oh i know the rest too well,not that im complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK.. Cocktail specials for this Good Friday..

Easter Reisling (wine of the day)

The Risen one

Iced sparkling honey lime red tea

Oklahoma prairie fire

Come find me

And for the hungry amongst ye.. The Passion of the Crust. (pizza)

One of the Oklahoma praire fire and a stiff one for yourself after your ordeal this morning,I don't know how you are still upright after keeping me safe all night and then making that discovery

One fire coming up.. Poor Kaiser with a ball in his mouth and you with.... Well you know the rest

Oh i know the rest too well,not that im complaining "

All the prairie fires you can have... On the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman.

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman."

I'm in love

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over a year ago


"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman."

Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya?

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman.

Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? "

No no no no no

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over a year ago


"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman.

Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? "

Ahh ffs wha sort of kip is dis. If ya werent so busy screwin the women in this hotel, ya could have ordereded pineapple for the cocktail hour.hhmmpp

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman.

Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya?

Ahh ffs wha sort of kip is dis. If ya werent so busy screwin the women in this hotel, ya could have ordereded pineapple for the cocktail hour.hhmmpp"

Hush and ill share my pineapple with ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman.

Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya?

Ahh ffs wha sort of kip is dis. If ya werent so busy screwin the women in this hotel, ya could have ordereded pineapple for the cocktail hour.hhmmpp

Hush and ill share my pineapple with ya "

Aww thanks 3b, maybe I can share something with you!!!

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman.

Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya?

Ahh ffs wha sort of kip is dis. If ya werent so busy screwin the women in this hotel, ya could have ordereded pineapple for the cocktail hour.hhmmpp

Hush and ill share my pineapple with ya

Aww thanks 3b, maybe I can share something with you!!!"

Ya d***k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman.

Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya?

Ahh ffs wha sort of kip is dis. If ya werent so busy screwin the women in this hotel, ya could have ordereded pineapple for the cocktail hour.hhmmpp

Hush and ill share my pineapple with ya

Aww thanks 3b, maybe I can share something with you!!!

Ya d***k "
cough cough, I was on about me dry roasted nuts madam.What sort of ould perv do ya think I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman.

Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya?

Ahh ffs wha sort of kip is dis. If ya werent so busy screwin the women in this hotel, ya could have ordereded pineapple for the cocktail hour.hhmmpp

Hush and ill share my pineapple with ya

Aww thanks 3b, maybe I can share something with you!!!

Ya d***k cough cough, I was on about me dry roasted nuts madam.What sort of ould perv do ya think I am. "

Donna, really tug on that thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman.

Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya?

Ahh ffs wha sort of kip is dis. If ya werent so busy screwin the women in this hotel, ya could have ordereded pineapple for the cocktail hour.hhmmpp

Hush and ill share my pineapple with ya

Aww thanks 3b, maybe I can share something with you!!!

Ya d***k cough cough, I was on about me dry roasted nuts madam.What sort of ould perv do ya think I am.

Donna, really tug on that thread "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman.

Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya?

Ahh ffs wha sort of kip is dis. If ya werent so busy screwin the women in this hotel, ya could have ordereded pineapple for the cocktail hour.hhmmpp

Hush and ill share my pineapple with ya

Aww thanks 3b, maybe I can share something with you!!!

Ya d***k cough cough, I was on about me dry roasted nuts madam.What sort of ould perv do ya think I am.

Donna, really tug on that thread "

Do ya*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharing dry nuts! You must be a psychopath!

For those cocktails barman, great choices. The prairie fire is a must... talk about a short cut to the field of dreams. If you build it they will come.

The residents bar on good Friday is the spot to be... hope everyone is ready to get into a few compromising positions... it’ll all be off our conscience come Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sharing dry nuts! You must be a psychopath!

For those cocktails barman, great choices. The prairie fire is a must... talk about a short cut to the field of dreams. If you build it they will come.

The residents bar on good Friday is the spot to be... hope everyone is ready to get into a few compromising positions... it’ll all be off our conscience come Sunday "

Nothing wrong with my nuts Mountie

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over a year ago


"Sharing dry nuts! You must be a psychopath!

For those cocktails barman, great choices. The prairie fire is a must... talk about a short cut to the field of dreams. If you build it they will come.

The residents bar on good Friday is the spot to be... hope everyone is ready to get into a few compromising positions... it’ll all be off our conscience come Sunday "

Did you not see the bucket to deposit your conscience at the door? Next to the one to leave your morals and scruples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey, please.

Tripple

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Evening all

Easy...I'm looking for a risen one any idea where I would find that

As for pics and videos...I have trade marked the lot so no profiteering people. These shoes won't pay for themselves well actually forget that comment.

Let's kick this party off in honor of guest's no longer with us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whiskey, please.

Tripple "

Triple Jameson Black barrel.. There you go.. Ice to your right

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over a year ago


"Evening all

Easy...I'm looking for a risen one any idea where I would find that

As for pics and videos...I have trade marked the lot so no profiteering people. These shoes won't pay for themselves well actually forget that comment.

Let's kick this party off in honor of guest's no longer with us. "

3 oz. Absolut Citron vodka

2 oz. St. Germain

1 handful ice

1/4 oz. strawberry puree

Strawberry and mint leaf (for garnish).

In their memory

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Mountie...rack em up, I feel like kicking ass tonight

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Evening all

Easy...I'm looking for a risen one any idea where I would find that

As for pics and videos...I have trade marked the lot so no profiteering people. These shoes won't pay for themselves well actually forget that comment.

Let's kick this party off in honor of guest's no longer with us.

3 oz. Absolut Citron vodka

2 oz. St. Germain

1 handful ice

1/4 oz. strawberry puree

Strawberry and mint leaf (for garnish).

In their memory

"

Cheers to a grand ole bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woddyyyyy who is the suspect No. 1 tonight? Curious about the secret votes

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Woddyyyyy who is the suspect No. 1 tonight? Curious about the secret votes "

Ohhh PB are we having a seance

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over a year ago


"Woddyyyyy who is the suspect No. 1 tonight? Curious about the secret votes

Ohhh PB are we having a seance "

Oh I see. A session with the ghost. Does it include sensual pottery?

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over a year ago

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Woddyyyyy who is the suspect No. 1 tonight? Curious about the secret votes

Ohhh PB are we having a seance

Oh I see. A session with the ghost. Does it include sensual pottery? "

depends on who you summon I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woddyyyyy who is the suspect No. 1 tonight? Curious about the secret votes

Ohhh PB are we having a seance

Oh I see. A session with the ghost. Does it include sensual pottery?

depends on who you summon I guess"

So a full range if ceramic dildos will be available at the gift shop from tomorrow

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By *adame B OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Woddyyyyy who is the suspect No. 1 tonight? Curious about the secret votes

Ohhh PB are we having a seance

Oh I see. A session with the ghost. Does it include sensual pottery?

depends on who you summon I guess

So a full range if ceramic dildos will be available at the gift shop from tomorrow "

Lots of rings around them so keep your hands steady PB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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So a full range if ceramic dildos will be available at the gift shop from tomorrow

Lots of rings around them so keep your hands steady PB "

No hassle, I'm pretty good with my hands. Steady steady until it's done

Yes Easyfun. I'm afraid Dildo is the way to go tonight. It's very quiet around here. No meat Good friday?

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman.

Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya?

Ahh ffs wha sort of kip is dis. If ya werent so busy screwin the women in this hotel, ya could have ordereded pineapple for the cocktail hour.hhmmpp

Hush and ill share my pineapple with ya

Aww thanks 3b, maybe I can share something with you!!!

Ya d***k cough cough, I was on about me dry roasted nuts madam.What sort of ould perv do ya think I am. "

Oh please you a right auld perv cause I meant drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So a full range if ceramic dildos will be available at the gift shop from tomorrow

Lots of rings around them so keep your hands steady PB

No hassle, I'm pretty good with my hands. Steady steady until it's done

Yes Easyfun. I'm afraid Dildo is the way to go tonight. It's very quiet around here. No meat Good friday? "

Ahem.. And what am I.. Two pounds of Quorn?

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