FabSwingers.com forum: Madison motel pt4

By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

We're back

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"I'm stuck between two and awaiting Easy to confirm his alibi for last night pre poking all night "

He ain't so Easy with his poker face

I'm not sure it was his face he was poking with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went and got my head stuck in a vase, after trying to retrieve an peanut from the bottom of it using just my teeth.

I asked Madame B & Devinedestiny to call the fire brigade for help, but neither could remember the number.

Honestly, sometimes Im just surrounded by idiots.....

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"I went and got my head stuck in a vase, after trying to retrieve an peanut from the bottom of it using just my teeth.

I asked Madame B & Devinedestiny to call the fire brigade for help, but neither could remember the number.

Honestly, sometimes Im just surrounded by idiots....."
want me to pull it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went and got my head stuck in a vase, after trying to retrieve an peanut from the bottom of it using just my teeth.

I asked Madame B & Devinedestiny to call the fire brigade for help, but neither could remember the number.

Honestly, sometimes Im just surrounded by idiots....."

Come here, if we whack your head hard enough off the bar i'm sure it will smash

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I went and got my head stuck in a vase, after trying to retrieve an peanut from the bottom of it using just my teeth.

I asked Madame B & Devinedestiny to call the fire brigade for help, but neither could remember the number.

Honestly, sometimes Im just surrounded by idiots....."

Myself and DD were too busy laughing at the red latex arse sticking out of the vase like a red hot poker flower!

Are you that desperate for some nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went and got my head stuck in a vase, after trying to retrieve an peanut from the bottom of it using just my teeth.

I asked Madame B & Devinedestiny to call the fire brigade for help, but neither could remember the number.

Honestly, sometimes Im just surrounded by idiots.....

Myself and DD were too busy laughing at the red latex arse sticking out of the vase like a red hot poker flower!

Are you that desperate for some nuts

It was very bright and shiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss3B if you could pull me off that would be great

s1ren Ill whack you against the bar if you meet me here when they are all in bed

Madame B & Devinedestiny , thanks for laughing in my hour of need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss3B if you could pull me off that would be great

s1ren Ill whack you against the bar if you meet me here when they are all in bed

Madame B & Devinedestiny , thanks for laughing in my hour of need"

That's an offer I can't refuse

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Miss3B if you could pull me off that would be great

s1ren Ill whack you against the bar if you meet me here when they are all in bed

Madame B & Devinedestiny , thanks for laughing in my hour of need"

As DD said...we were dazzled by your baboon arse in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss3B if you could pull me off that would be great

s1ren Ill whack you against the bar if you meet me here when they are all in bed

Madame B & Devinedestiny , thanks for laughing in my hour of need

As DD said...we were dazzled by your baboon arse in the air

That's a site permanently etched on my brain now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was the communication from the police department earlier today with a shortlist of suspects:

Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder

Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased

Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention

Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents

CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady

However, thanks to the officer's work new evidence has come to light.

Also, don't eyeball a police officer that has killed more people than some have had hot dinners.

Officer DG is spending far too long with the DNA she found today.

When she returns with the forensic analysis we'll know more

Officer 3B, the detective requires assistance in room 69.... Get moving

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Miss3B if you could pull me off that would be great

s1ren Ill whack you against the bar if you meet me here when they are all in bed

Madame B & Devinedestiny , thanks for laughing in my hour of need

As DD said...we were dazzled by your baboon arse in the air

That's a site permanently etched on my brain now

I can now mentally see that image. After all this you will still have that vase on your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was the communication from the police department earlier today with a shortlist of suspects:

Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder

Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased

Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention

Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents

CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady

However, thanks to the officer's work new evidence has come to light.

Also, don't eyeball a police officer that has killed more people than some have had hot dinners.

Officer DG is spending far too long with the DNA she found today.

When she returns with the forensic analysis we'll know more

Officer 3B, the detective requires assistance in room 69.... Get moving

So you openly admit to being a killer Kaiser??

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"This was the communication from the police department earlier today with a shortlist of suspects:

Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder

Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased

Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention

Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents

CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady

However, thanks to the officer's work new evidence has come to light.

Also, don't eyeball a police officer that has killed more people than some have had hot dinners.

Officer DG is spending far too long with the DNA she found today.

When she returns with the forensic analysis we'll know more

Officer 3B, the detective requires assistance in room 69.... Get moving

Yess sir, coming sir, whiskey in hand

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Miss3B if you could pull me off that would be great

s1ren Ill whack you against the bar if you meet me here when they are all in bed

Madame B & Devinedestiny , thanks for laughing in my hour of need

As DD said...we were dazzled by your baboon arse in the air

That's a site permanently etched on my brain now

I can now mentally see that image. After all this you will still have that vase on your head

That’s vase not vase

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Ok, my vote is in.

By my super powers of deduction I have come several times to the idea of a hotel full of frustrated fuckers with killer moves in and out of the bedroom However, one stood out more than the others for several reasons.

They inserted themselves into the investigation claiming that they wanted to help yet chose not to use their skillset!

They creeped around behind the scenes and reported false information while doing so to try and throw suspicion on to other's.

I think he used his tools of the trade on his poor victims.

I believe his input was solely to make it look like he was helping all the while covering his tracks.

Dr Proton I say that you are the killer.

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

I am voting for DrProton.

1. He has provided false information in relation to his alibi for previous night as Easy was at the bar.

2. He was the only one who's dna was on the weapon used with PP.

3. He has taken issues with most person in the hotel and if they don't assist they end up deceased.

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"Ok, my vote is in.

They inserted themselves into the investigation claiming that they wanted to help yet chose not to use their skillset!

They creeped around behind the scenes and reported false information while doing so to try and throw suspicion on to other's.

I think he used his tools of the trade on his poor victims.

I believe his input was solely to make it look like he was helping all the while covering his tracks.

Dr Proton I say that you are the killer. "

I agree. I vote for Dr Proton for the same reasons, but also because he confessed he was drinking from the murder weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/03/21 16:36:45]

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

Message from beyond

Deputy dublin girl has been busy with a traffic accident out on highway 69

2 cars were reported to have gone off the road at muff bluff

unfortunately there were no survivors

7inchMbigboobsF and Rob2895 are sadly no longer with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was the communication from the police department earlier today with a shortlist of suspects:

Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder

Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased

Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention

Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents

CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady

However, thanks to the officer's work new evidence has come to light.

Also, don't eyeball a police officer that has killed more people than some have had hot dinners.

Officer DG is spending far too long with the DNA she found today.

When she returns with the forensic analysis we'll know more

Officer 3B, the detective requires assistance in room 69.... Get moving

So you openly admit to being a killer Kaiser??"

Are you on drugs?

Police work is like making an omelette, you gotta crack some eggs!

This Smith & Wesson isn't a toy son

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

BogM

s1ren

Cherry

drproton

_iery minx

Easyfun021

not very shyguy

Fast lad

Kaizer

Madame B

peachbum

_oft_sexy_sweet

CurvySingleLady

pleasureprincess2021

TheSmyths

BelfastD

Metta Man

Merlin of cork-opolis

TheFabGuy

ADVENTURESCPL

Miss3b

CazMurray

shameless

7INCHMBIGBOOBSF

Ulsterfry

tmountie

Devine destiny

aka... AgentK

Anya2020PT

Dublingirl92

JohnFK

ROB2895

ironheart666

texes

JB4099

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bare-necessity

Incandescent

Lia maria

Woody500

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"[Remains removed by Detective at 31/03/21 16:36:45]"

Fixed that for you Chief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was the communication from the police department earlier today with a shortlist of suspects:

Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder

Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased

Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention

Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents

CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady

However, thanks to the officer's work new evidence has come to light.

Also, don't eyeball a police officer that has killed more people than some have had hot dinners.

Officer DG is spending far too long with the DNA she found today.

When she returns with the forensic analysis we'll know more

Officer 3B, the detective requires assistance in room 69.... Get moving

So you openly admit to being a killer Kaiser??

Are you on drugs?

Police work is like making an omelette, you gotta crack some eggs!

This Smith & Wesson isn't a toy son

Doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell ya what...they are droppin like flies since I moved into this shithole (motel). Be sleeping with one eye open from now on just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell ya what...they are droppin like flies since I moved into this shithole (motel). Be sleeping with one eye open from now on just in case.

The brown eye

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Tell ya what...they are droppin like flies since I moved into this shithole (motel). Be sleeping with one eye open from now on just in case.

Is that because you're the killer.....people only died when you arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell ya what...they are droppin like flies since I moved into this shithole (motel). Be sleeping with one eye open from now on just in case.

The brown eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell ya what...they are droppin like flies since I moved into this shithole (motel). Be sleeping with one eye open from now on just in case.

Is that because you're the killer.....people only died when you arrived

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Im like yourself dear lady...pure as driven snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

Ma'am, this is the last warning.

Please lay off the fungus growing on the hotel grounds

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

You've excelled yourself today 3B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Ive one rolo left if ya want it

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I’ll jump on the bandwagon and vote for DrProton, for no real reason other than I’m being influenced by a few other suspicious characters

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"I’ll jump on the bandwagon and vote for DrProton, for no real reason other than I’m being influenced by a few other suspicious characters

Oh ur easy.....buy me creme eggs....buy me creme eggs lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

My suspect was killed in a car crash after i named him....

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"My suspect was killed in a car crash after i named him...."

Ohhhh dear thats not good, u got the kiss off death lol

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"This was the communication from the police department earlier today with a shortlist of suspects:

Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder

Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased

Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention

Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents

CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady

However, thanks to the officer's work new evidence has come to light.

Also, don't eyeball a police officer that has killed more people than some have had hot dinners.

Officer DG is spending far too long with the DNA she found today.

When she returns with the forensic analysis we'll know more

Officer 3B, the detective requires assistance in room 69.... Get moving

This is defamation of character Mr. Manbeast...

I'll have you know I am a dominatrix, I participate frequently in sexual activities, which releases feel good hormones which is linked to good mood, not a desire to murder, so I think you are trying to distract from yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a pool in this Motel? I need to go for a quick swim. Or maybe it's not too safe. Better just sunbath and have a piña colada while the smart detectives do their job. I'm willing to collaborate with everything they need

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Is still standing with his arms stretched for those cuffs, but the PoPo wont even book him in!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Miss 3B im thankful but its the events where the police was involved and I was looking for a justice on my own.

This taught me one thing: always trust your 6th sense and follow the instincts

I have checked the swimming pool and found a pair of boxers with the initials "KT"

I think will go swimming to the lake nearby. Definitely safer than here

Ups! Does anyone can clean the stairs, please?

I have seen something sticky on the 7th step but unsure whats that. Or better not knowing what exactly it is

Any whiskey left?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"My suspect was killed in a car crash after i named him....

Ohhhh dear thats not good, u got the kiss off death lol "

At least I kissed someone or tampered with the brakes

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"This was the communication from the police department earlier today with a shortlist of suspects:

Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder

Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased

Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention

Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents

CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady

However, thanks to the officer's work new evidence has come to light.

Also, don't eyeball a police officer that has killed more people than some have had hot dinners.

Officer DG is spending far too long with the DNA she found today.

When she returns with the forensic analysis we'll know more

Officer 3B, the detective requires assistance in room 69.... Get moving

This is defamation of character Mr. Manbeast...

I wish I could vouch for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Miss 3B im thankful but its the events where the police was involved and I was looking for a justice on my own.

This taught me one thing: always trust your 6th sense and follow the instincts

I have checked the swimming pool and found a pair of boxers with the initials "KT"

I think will go swimming to the lake nearby. Definitely safer than here

Ups! Does anyone can clean the stairs, please?

I have seen something sticky on the 7th step but unsure whats that. Or better not knowing what exactly it is

Any whiskey left?

Theres an awful lot of sticky stuff flying around this motel.

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"This was the communication from the police department earlier today with a shortlist of suspects:

Fast Lad - a d*unk with a chip on his shoulder

Cherry - She's always wanted this hotel and had a frosty relationship with the deceased

Fiery minx - For years she looked on as Pleasureprincess got all the attention

Shameless - a self proclaimed kleptomaniac with an addiction to solvents

CazMurray - there's more than meets the eye with this lady

However, thanks to the officer's work new evidence has come to light.

Also, don't eyeball a police officer that has killed more people than some have had hot dinners.

Officer DG is spending far too long with the DNA she found today.

When she returns with the forensic analysis we'll know more

Officer 3B, the detective requires assistance in room 69.... Get moving

This is defamation of character Mr. Manbeast...

I wish I could vouch for her

Myself and curvy have photographic evidence that we were occupied in room 666 all night

Feel free to join us tonight

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Miss 3B im thankful but its the events where the police was involved and I was looking for a justice on my own.

This taught me one thing: always trust your 6th sense and follow the instincts

I have checked the swimming pool and found a pair of boxers with the initials "KT"

I think will go swimming to the lake nearby. Definitely safer than here

Ups! Does anyone can clean the stairs, please?

I have seen something sticky on the 7th step but unsure whats that. Or better not knowing what exactly it is

Any whiskey left?

Theres an awful lot of sticky stuff flying around this motel.

I'll leave ya a bottle at your door on my way to entertain the biker gang...gotta keep my strippergram business going seen KT won't let us leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the bar food like here?? Im Dying for a big juicy Tomahawk steak with all the trimmings.

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

I'm only awake. I'll vote for Dr. P. because I'm so tired I can only see out of 1 eye. And seen a white coat. Though that could be one of the guys from the asylum has found me finally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the bar food like here?? Im Dying for a big juicy Tomahawk steak with all the trimmings.

I’m with you on that dinner option.... but a tomahawk is an Indian weapon used for collecting scalps of the foreign pale skin invaders of their territory.... might have to be sure that the T-Bone is collected from the plates here in this Madison Hotel...

I’m voting for Anya... think her distrust of the Filth is built on the potential for a smiling assassin....

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

Myself and curvy have photographic evidence that we were occupied in room 666 all night

Feel free to join us tonight "

Looking forward to round 2 tonight, these pictures are fabulous. They barely need touching up. You’re a natural

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

Finally awake again,got some sleep after the few hours I had with Easy keeping me awake.

So just to clarify I am now owner of this fine establishment and have made a will because it would seem owning this hotel carries a death sentence.

If something should happen to me Det. Kaizer has a copy of the will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally awake again,got some sleep after the few hours I had with Easy keeping me awake.

So just to clarify I am now owner of this fine establishment and have made a will because it would seem owning this hotel carries a death sentence.

If something should happen to me Det. Kaizer has a copy of the will

I'm filling up that hole... You did unspeakable things to me

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Miss 3B im thankful but its the events where the police was involved and I was looking for a justice on my own.

This taught me one thing: always trust your 6th sense and follow the instincts

I have checked the swimming pool and found a pair of boxers with the initials "KT"

I think will go swimming to the lake nearby. Definitely safer than here

Ups! Does anyone can clean the stairs, please?

I have seen something sticky on the 7th step but unsure whats that. Or better not knowing what exactly it is

Any whiskey left?

Theres an awful lot of sticky stuff flying around this motel.

I'll leave ya a bottle at your door on my way to entertain the biker gang...gotta keep my strippergram business going seen KT won't let us leave

Sorry Miss but it was me that booked you for the guy's. I need a bloody break...they are starting to get rowdy!

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"I'm only awake. I'll vote for Dr. P. because I'm so tired I can only see out of 1 eye. And seen a white coat. Though that could be one of the guys from the asylum has found me finally

Think the whole motel is glad you are awake the building has stopped shaking

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Miss 3B im thankful but its the events where the police was involved and I was looking for a justice on my own.

This taught me one thing: always trust your 6th sense and follow the instincts

I have checked the swimming pool and found a pair of boxers with the initials "KT"

I think will go swimming to the lake nearby. Definitely safer than here

Ups! Does anyone can clean the stairs, please?

I have seen something sticky on the 7th step but unsure whats that. Or better not knowing what exactly it is

Any whiskey left?

Theres an awful lot of sticky stuff flying around this motel.

I'll leave ya a bottle at your door on my way to entertain the biker gang...gotta keep my strippergram business going seen KT won't let us leave

Sorry Miss but it was me that booked you for the guy's. I need a bloody break...they are starting to get rowdy! "

I'm more than happy to assist...K.T. doesn't pay me near enough to be his deputy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy hour is over all the shlong has been served... Tonight I'll be creating a pitch punch ... Each person picks their favourite short and I'll add a splash.. Resulting blindness, loss of hair and speaking in tongues will not be the responsibility of the house.

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Finally awake again,got some sleep after the few hours I had with Easy keeping me awake.

So just to clarify I am now owner of this fine establishment and have made a will because it would seem owning this hotel carries a death sentence.

If something should happen to me Det. Kaizer has a copy of the will

I'm filling up that hole... You did unspeakable things to me

You weren't saying that at 4 am this morning if i remember correctly you seemed to be very much enjoying the attention you were being paid

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Miss 3B im thankful but its the events where the police was involved and I was looking for a justice on my own.

This taught me one thing: always trust your 6th sense and follow the instincts

I have checked the swimming pool and found a pair of boxers with the initials "KT"

I think will go swimming to the lake nearby. Definitely safer than here

Ups! Does anyone can clean the stairs, please?

I have seen something sticky on the 7th step but unsure whats that. Or better not knowing what exactly it is

Any whiskey left?

Theres an awful lot of sticky stuff flying around this motel.

I'll leave ya a bottle at your door on my way to entertain the biker gang...gotta keep my strippergram business going seen KT won't let us leave

Sorry Miss but it was me that booked you for the guy's. I need a bloody break...they are starting to get rowdy!

I'm more than happy to assist...K.T. doesn't pay me near enough to be his deputy

Excellent but you are more strip o grind than gram...the lads have a lot of pent up energy from being locked up. I will be in the bar if you need anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally awake again,got some sleep after the few hours I had with Easy keeping me awake.

So just to clarify I am now owner of this fine establishment and have made a will because it would seem owning this hotel carries a death sentence.

If something should happen to me Det. Kaizer has a copy of the will

I'm filling up that hole... You did unspeakable things to me

You weren't saying that at 4 am this morning if i remember correctly you seemed to be very much enjoying the attention you were being paid

Well once you removed the cattle prod from...from..there...I may have issued some form of utterance.. I'll require the tender attention later

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Gives up being booked cause even the PoPo is not what it used to be, and looks through the window, only to notice that the car parking is empty of any vehicles.

No cars, no bikes, not even a bicycle.

Drops his hands and without any further word proceeds to his room.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Finally awake again,got some sleep after the few hours I had with Easy keeping me awake.

So just to clarify I am now owner of this fine establishment and have made a will because it would seem owning this hotel carries a death sentence.

If something should happen to me Det. Kaizer has a copy of the will

I'm filling up that hole... You did unspeakable things to me

You weren't saying that at 4 am this morning if i remember correctly you seemed to be very much enjoying the attention you were being paid

Pay no heed to him FM...hes a moaner, he loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally awake again,got some sleep after the few hours I had with Easy keeping me awake.

So just to clarify I am now owner of this fine establishment and have made a will because it would seem owning this hotel carries a death sentence.

If something should happen to me Det. Kaizer has a copy of the will

I'm filling up that hole... You did unspeakable things to me

You weren't saying that at 4 am this morning if i remember correctly you seemed to be very much enjoying the attention you were being paid

Pay no heed to him FM...hes a moaner, he loves it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Miss 3B im thankful but its the events where the police was involved and I was looking for a justice on my own.

This taught me one thing: always trust your 6th sense and follow the instincts

I have checked the swimming pool and found a pair of boxers with the initials "KT"

I think will go swimming to the lake nearby. Definitely safer than here

Ups! Does anyone can clean the stairs, please?

I have seen something sticky on the 7th step but unsure whats that. Or better not knowing what exactly it is

Any whiskey left?

Theres an awful lot of sticky stuff flying around this motel.

I'll leave ya a bottle at your door on my way to entertain the biker gang...gotta keep my strippergram business going seen KT won't let us leave

Sorry Miss but it was me that booked you for the guy's. I need a bloody break...they are starting to get rowdy!

I'm more than happy to assist...K.T. doesn't pay me near enough to be his deputy

You've changed your tune!

Early it was.... "I'd do this job for free boss"

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Finally awake again,got some sleep after the few hours I had with Easy keeping me awake.

So just to clarify I am now owner of this fine establishment and have made a will because it would seem owning this hotel carries a death sentence.

If something should happen to me Det. Kaizer has a copy of the will

I'm filling up that hole... You did unspeakable things to me

You weren't saying that at 4 am this morning if i remember correctly you seemed to be very much enjoying the attention you were being paid

Well once you removed the cattle prod from...from..there...I may have issued some form of utterance.. I'll require the tender attention later

Ok deal just as long as you are in my bed by the time i am finished work and awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Miss 3B im thankful but its the events where the police was involved and I was looking for a justice on my own.

This taught me one thing: always trust your 6th sense and follow the instincts

I have checked the swimming pool and found a pair of boxers with the initials "KT"

I think will go swimming to the lake nearby. Definitely safer than here

Ups! Does anyone can clean the stairs, please?

I have seen something sticky on the 7th step but unsure whats that. Or better not knowing what exactly it is

Any whiskey left?

Kaizer's lived here for a decade, there's Thunderpants all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Miss 3B im thankful but its the events where the police was involved and I was looking for a justice on my own.

This taught me one thing: always trust your 6th sense and follow the instincts

I have checked the swimming pool and found a pair of boxers with the initials "KT"

I think will go swimming to the lake nearby. Definitely safer than here

Ups! Does anyone can clean the stairs, please?

I have seen something sticky on the 7th step but unsure whats that. Or better not knowing what exactly it is

Any whiskey left?

Theres an awful lot of sticky stuff flying around this motel.

I'll leave ya a bottle at your door on my way to entertain the biker gang...gotta keep my strippergram business going seen KT won't let us leave

You saved my life Miss3B!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally awake again,got some sleep after the few hours I had with Easy keeping me awake.

So just to clarify I am now owner of this fine establishment and have made a will because it would seem owning this hotel carries a death sentence.

If something should happen to me Det. Kaizer has a copy of the will

I'm filling up that hole... You did unspeakable things to me

You weren't saying that at 4 am this morning if i remember correctly you seemed to be very much enjoying the attention you were being paid

Well once you removed the cattle prod from...from..there...I may have issued some form of utterance.. I'll require the tender attention later

Ok deal just as long as you are in my bed by the time i am finished work and awake

I'll bring a bottle of gin/vodka/whiskey/champagne/

Wine (delete as appropriate).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer's lived here for a decade, there's Thunderpants all over the place

Of course

only person who is guilty will say something easy just to be off the radar

Not with me, Im watching you, DT Kaizer!

I know every your move...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone checked the prices of the mini bar in your room, talk about rip off

It allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2040

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone checked the prices of the mini bar in your room, talk about rip off

It allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2040"

Ahh it'll be Pepsi pills by then.. Just add water

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Finally awake again,got some sleep after the few hours I had with Easy keeping me awake.

So just to clarify I am now owner of this fine establishment and have made a will because it would seem owning this hotel carries a death sentence.

If something should happen to me Det. Kaizer has a copy of the will

I'm filling up that hole... You did unspeakable things to me

You weren't saying that at 4 am this morning if i remember correctly you seemed to be very much enjoying the attention you were being paid

Well once you removed the cattle prod from...from..there...I may have issued some form of utterance.. I'll require the tender attention later

Ok deal just as long as you are in my bed by the time i am finished work and awake

I'll bring a bottle of gin/vodka/whiskey/champagne/

Wine (delete as appropriate).

I think champagne is gonna be needed

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"I'm only awake. I'll vote for Dr. P. because I'm so tired I can only see out of 1 eye. And seen a white coat. Though that could be one of the guys from the asylum has found me finally

Think the whole motel is glad you are awake the building has stopped shaking

"
I wasn't that loud. . Thunder kiss its in the name. May have been himself causing the shaking. Plus the bed was shaking like mad last night and it wasn't me.

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

Is is just me, or is the killer targeting guests who have their usernames in CAPITALS??

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I've been in the hotel spa all day having a series of luxurious treatments... half the hotel has died

That Dr. P has been acting suspiciously all along, I'm accusing him as the killer.

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Is is just me, or is the killer targeting guests who have their usernames in CAPITALS??

Well i hope that is the case because otherwise i could be in trouble as the new owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is is just me, or is the killer targeting guests who have their usernames in CAPITALS??

Well i hope that is the case because otherwise i could be in trouble as the new owner

Need a body guard?

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Is is just me, or is the killer targeting guests who have their usernames in CAPITALS??

Well i hope that is the case because otherwise i could be in trouble as the new owner

Need a body guard?

Yep you will be in my bed keeping me safe but i think we may lay off the restraints tonight that leaves me too vunerable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is is just me, or is the killer targeting guests who have their usernames in CAPITALS??

Well i hope that is the case because otherwise i could be in trouble as the new owner

Need a body guard?

Yep you will be in my bed keeping me safe but i think we may lay off the restraints tonight that leaves me too vunerable

And the cattle prod? My asshole looked like the flag of Japan this morning.. I'll stay up all night and mount you a full defense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only awake. I'll vote for Dr. P. because I'm so tired I can only see out of 1 eye. And seen a white coat. Though that could be one of the guys from the asylum has found me finally

Think the whole motel is glad you are awake the building has stopped shaking

I wasn't that loud. . Thunder kiss its in the name. May have been himself causing the shaking. Plus the bed was shaking like mad last night and it wasn't me. "

Kaizer was napping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer's lived here for a decade, there's Thunderpants all over the place

Of course

only person who is guilty will say something easy just to be off the radar

Not with me, Im watching you, DT Kaizer!

I know every your move...

Obsession is a fragrance from TK©

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Kaizer's lived here for a decade, there's Thunderpants all over the place

Of course

only person who is guilty will say something easy just to be off the radar

Not with me, Im watching you, DT Kaizer!

I know every your move...

Obsession is a fragrance from TK©

Laced with alcohol with a faint aroma of sexual desire...now then what's the perfume like

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

Am I too late to vote? Sorry,somebody kept me occupied

The serial killer is FastLad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer's lived here for a decade, there's Thunderpants all over the place

Of course

only person who is guilty will say something easy just to be off the radar

Not with me, Im watching you, DT Kaizer!

I know every your move...

Obsession is a fragrance from TK©

I know what have you done last night

I have met Mr BogM, we had a quick chat, then the memories from last night came in seconds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully managed to get the bloody vase of my head.

Whats been happening??

Has the defective detective managed to solve the crime yet?

Or his he still trying to finger an innocent party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer's lived here for a decade, there's Thunderpants all over the place

Of course

only person who is guilty will say something easy just to be off the radar

Not with me, Im watching you, DT Kaizer!

I know every your move...

Obsession is a fragrance from TK©

Laced with alcohol with a faint aroma of sexual desire...now then what's the perfume like

Boom baybay

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

Kaizer's lived here for a decade, there's Thunderpants all over the place

Of course

only person who is guilty will say something easy just to be off the radar

Not with me, Im watching you, DT Kaizer!

I know every your move...

Obsession is a fragrance from TK©

I know what have you done last night

I have met Mr BogM, we had a quick chat, then the memories from last night came in seconds!

"
first time came on seconds was a good thing

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Thankfully managed to get the bloody vase of my head.

Whats been happening??

Has the defective detective managed to solve the crime yet?

Or his he still trying to finger an innocent party?

Time for everyone's input...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thankfully managed to get the bloody vase of my head.

Whats been happening??

Has the defective detective managed to solve the crime yet?

Or his he still trying to finger an innocent party?

Are we addressing Mr or Miss Shamey tonight?

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Thankfully managed to get the bloody vase of my head.

Whats been happening??

Has the defective detective managed to solve the crime yet?

Or his he still trying to finger an innocent party?

Are we undressing Mr or Miss Shamey tonight?

Fixed that for you ya dirty devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thankfully managed to get the bloody vase of my head.

Whats been happening??

Has the defective detective managed to solve the crime yet?

Or his he still trying to finger an innocent party?

Are we addressing Mr or Miss Shamey tonight?

Which would you prefer MR Soze?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thankfully managed to get the bloody vase of my head.

Whats been happening??

Has the defective detective managed to solve the crime yet?

Or his he still trying to finger an innocent party?

Are we addressing Mr or Miss Shamey tonight?

Which would you prefer MR Soze?

Wrong K man Shamey

Ideally Mr, it's quite disturbing trying to have a conversation with a middle aged man in a mini skirt with his bollocks hanging out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thankfully managed to get the bloody vase of my head.

Whats been happening??

Has the defective detective managed to solve the crime yet?

Or his he still trying to finger an innocent party?

Are we addressing Mr or Miss Shamey tonight?

Which would you prefer MR Soze?

Wrong K man Shamey

I wouldnt expect you to say anything else.....Keyser....

Ideally Mr, it's quite disturbing trying to have a conversation with a middle aged man in a mini skirt with his bollocks hanging out!

It serves its purpose, if I was to dress as a man who knows what effect it could have on the ladies.

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thankfully managed to get the bloody vase of my head.

Whats been happening??

Has the defective detective managed to solve the crime yet?

Or his he still trying to finger an innocent party?

Are we addressing Mr or Miss Shamey tonight?

Which would you prefer MR Soze?

Wrong K man Shamey

I wouldnt expect you to say anything else.....Keyser....

Ideally Mr, it's quite disturbing trying to have a conversation with a middle aged man in a mini skirt with his bollocks hanging out!

It serves its purpose, if I was to dress as a man who knows what effect it could have on the ladies.

Try it.... Please try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet" "

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Sees Detective KT jump out the window...Screams...runs to the window then thankfully realises we are on the ground floor...feints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Sees Detective KT jump out the window...Screams...runs to the window then thankfully realises we are on the ground floor...feints"

There's still nettles outside

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

I will trust my fellow officers of the law and vote DrProton. Sorry Doc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will trust my fellow officers of the law and vote DrProton. Sorry Doc. "

Pssst......scroll up

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Sees Detective KT jump out the window...Screams...runs to the window then thankfully realises we are on the ground floor...feints

There's still nettles outside

Ooohhh burn

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Face palms himself, and pulls a long face seething with frustration...

Walks over to the window and yells after KT

"Detective, kindly incarcerate me, I am sure the prison has better food, a clean-sih toilet and a sound floor I can sleep on, then this murder infested, slime coated, non existent bike riders infested establishment"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me as a serial killer because I don't sleep with men it's ridiculous argument

If this would be the truth why a few decent ladies have been murdered?

Im calling to my lawyer asap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me as a serial killer because I don't sleep with men it's ridiculous argument

If this would be the truth why a few decent ladies have been murdered?

Im calling to my lawyer asap! "

Where is this argument ma'am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Chicken"

You obviously haven't seen the Terminator saga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Chicken

You obviously haven't seen the Terminator saga

Didn't a woman make mincemeat of him?

You want me to take over?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Chicken

You obviously haven't seen the Terminator saga

Didn't a woman make mincemeat of him?

You want me to take over?

Ah madame! You sound like someone that can carry a conversation! Can you please provide me with the guidance on how to obtain decent lodgings in this Emperor-forsaken spacetime continuum?!

It is bad enough that I am accused of being a Necron, I must suffer the constant exposure to heretical practices of your society!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Chicken

You obviously haven't seen the Terminator saga

Didn't a woman make mincemeat of him?

You want me to take over?

No.... There was a sequel and a sequel and a sequel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me as a serial killer because I don't sleep with men it's ridiculous argument

If this would be the truth why a few decent ladies have been murdered?

Im calling to my lawyer asap!

Where is this argument ma'am?

Im pretty sure seen the insult not sure in this part or part 3

I am a very busy woman even on holidays, and all the dead bodies...

Its not for my nerves...

Oh! Ive got a bottle of whiskey from Miss3B but its missing! It means somebody was in my room!

You can test me - I did not drink even a drop. The bottle was still untouched...

What to do? What to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Chicken

You obviously haven't seen the Terminator saga

Didn't a woman make mincemeat of him?

You want me to take over?

No.... There was a sequel and a sequel and a sequel

I'm not really into sequels

Now what are you going to do with yer man ^^

Or are you still mincing around in the nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Chicken

You obviously haven't seen the Terminator saga

Didn't a woman make mincemeat of him?

You want me to take over?

Ah madame! You sound like someone that can carry a conversation! Can you please provide me with the guidance on how to obtain decent lodgings in this Emperor-forsaken spacetime continuum?!

It is bad enough that I am accused of being a Necron, I must suffer the constant exposure to heretical practices of your society!"

Here's the key to my room

You are welcome to rest there

I have a feeling I won't be needing it tonight

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"Is there a pool in this Motel? I need to go for a quick swim. Or maybe it's not too safe. Better just sunbath and have a piña colada while the smart detectives do their job. I'm willing to collaborate with everything they need

Id be care Pb were you dip,iv seen that Detective KT pacing the pool all morning long im sure he wasn't resiting his prayers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Chicken

You obviously haven't seen the Terminator saga

Didn't a woman make mincemeat of him?

You want me to take over?

No.... There was a sequel and a sequel and a sequel

I'm not really into sequels

Now what are you going to do with yer man ^^

Or are you still mincing around in the nettles

Back up is on the way

These bullets are useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now what are you going to do with yer man ^^

Or are you still mincing around in the nettles

Back up is on the way

These bullets are useless

What back up?? I've sent him off to my room.

What's your plan ffs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now what are you going to do with yer man ^^

Or are you still mincing around in the nettles

Back up is on the way

These bullets are useless

What back up?? I've sent him off to my room.

What's your plan ffs?"

DG and 3B.... The best officers Madison has to offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I've sent him off to my room...."

You only want to see his cryo-willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now what are you going to do with yer man ^^

Or are you still mincing around in the nettles

Back up is on the way

These bullets are useless

What back up?? I've sent him off to my room.

What's your plan ffs?

DG and 3B.... The best officers Madison has to offer

What are they going to do....Seduce him?

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Miss 3B im thankful but its the events where the police was involved and I was looking for a justice on my own.

This taught me one thing: always trust your 6th sense and follow the instincts

I have checked the swimming pool and found a pair of boxers with the initials "KT"

I think will go swimming to the lake nearby. Definitely safer than here

Ups! Does anyone can clean the stairs, please?

I have seen something sticky on the 7th step but unsure whats that. Or better not knowing what exactly it is

Any whiskey left?

Theres an awful lot of sticky stuff flying around this motel.

I'll leave ya a bottle at your door on my way to entertain the biker gang...gotta keep my strippergram business going seen KT won't let us leave

Sorry Miss but it was me that booked you for the guy's. I need a bloody break...they are starting to get rowdy!

I'm more than happy to assist...K.T. doesn't pay me near enough to be his deputy

You've changed your tune!

Early it was.... "I'd do this job for free boss"

That was the bit extra I'd do for free boss

Loving the grinding with these boys, I could do this all night

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Well, Im still unsure...

I dont trust the police at all.

Better to watch out the people around me.

Something smells like a rotten fish, and sooner than later I will find the serial killer

And I shared my mint aero with you

Miss 3B im thankful but its the events where the police was involved and I was looking for a justice on my own.

This taught me one thing: always trust your 6th sense and follow the instincts

I have checked the swimming pool and found a pair of boxers with the initials "KT"

I think will go swimming to the lake nearby. Definitely safer than here

Ups! Does anyone can clean the stairs, please?

I have seen something sticky on the 7th step but unsure whats that. Or better not knowing what exactly it is

Any whiskey left?

Theres an awful lot of sticky stuff flying around this motel.

I'll leave ya a bottle at your door on my way to entertain the biker gang...gotta keep my strippergram business going seen KT won't let us leave

Sorry Miss but it was me that booked you for the guy's. I need a bloody break...they are starting to get rowdy!

I'm more than happy to assist...K.T. doesn't pay me near enough to be his deputy

You've changed your tune!

Early it was.... "I'd do this job for free boss"

That was the bit extra I'd do for free boss

Loving the grinding with these boys, I could do this all night

They have great rhythm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now what are you going to do with yer man ^^

Or are you still mincing around in the nettles

Back up is on the way

These bullets are useless

What back up?? I've sent him off to my room.

What's your plan ffs?

DG and 3B.... The best officers Madison has to offer

What are they going to do....Seduce him?"

No you've got that under control!

What we need is Neutronic Rocket launcher in order to breach his keto-skeleton

There used to be one in reception but they traded it for a snack machine 2 years ago.

We got one down in the station

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Me as a serial killer because I don't sleep with men it's ridiculous argument

If this would be the truth why a few decent ladies have been murdered?

Im calling to my lawyer asap!

Where is this argument ma'am?

Im pretty sure seen the insult not sure in this part or part 3

I am a very busy woman even on holidays, and all the dead bodies...

Its not for my nerves...

Oh! Ive got a bottle of whiskey from Miss3B but its missing! It means somebody was in my room!

You can test me - I did not drink even a drop. The bottle was still untouched...

What to do? What to do?

"
miss 3B said ages ago she is happy to do a frisk to check if it's on your person but you can't find it. I've been asked to supervise from the wardrobe dressed as Superman. To keep it professional. Quality establishment and all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are murdered

No proper service room

Lack of food

Swimming pool cannot be used

And in the end somebody took my whiskey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my head" I must have fainted

Whats happened, have I been out long.

Could somebody please bring me a coffee.

Black, two sugars, no pubes (been in this rat infested hotel long enough to know how to order a coffee)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now what are you going to do with yer man ^^

Or are you still mincing around in the nettles

Back up is on the way

These bullets are useless

What back up?? I've sent him off to my room.

What's your plan ffs?

DG and 3B.... The best officers Madison has to offer

What are they going to do....Seduce him?

No you've got that under control!

What we need is Neutronic Rocket launcher in order to breach his keto-skeleton

There used to be one in reception but they traded it for a snack machine 2 years ago.

We got one down in the station

Cummon so, I've got you covered, let's make a dash for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now what are you going to do with yer man ^^

Or are you still mincing around in the nettles

Back up is on the way

These bullets are useless

What back up?? I've sent him off to my room.

What's your plan ffs?

DG and 3B.... The best officers Madison has to offer

What are they going to do....Seduce him?

No you've got that under control!

What we need is Neutronic Rocket launcher in order to breach his keto-skeleton

There used to be one in reception but they traded it for a snack machine 2 years ago.

We got one down in the station

Cummon so, I've got you covered, let's make a dash for it"

The memory of Woodrow will not be sullied.

KT ain't leaving until the killer is found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar's open...

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

""Oh my head" I must have fainted

Whats happened, have I been out long.

Could somebody please bring me a coffee.

Black, two sugars, no pubes (been in this rat infested hotel long enough to know how to order a coffee)"

Here have a sip of mine, black, no sugar but it's got an extra kick to it.

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Me as a serial killer because I don't sleep with men it's ridiculous argument

If this would be the truth why a few decent ladies have been murdered?

Im calling to my lawyer asap!

Where is this argument ma'am?

Im pretty sure seen the insult not sure in this part or part 3

I am a very busy woman even on holidays, and all the dead bodies...

Its not for my nerves...

Oh! Ive got a bottle of whiskey from Miss3B but its missing! It means somebody was in my room!

You can test me - I did not drink even a drop. The bottle was still untouched...

What to do? What to do?

miss 3B said ages ago she is happy to do a frisk to check if it's on your person but you can't find it. I've been asked to supervise from the wardrobe dressed as Superman. To keep it professional. Quality establishment and all.

Anything to come out of the closet and be superman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open... "

Whiskey.... Make it a double

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Bar's open... "

2 French coffees please Easy, your timing is impeccable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oh my head" I must have fainted

Whats happened, have I been out long.

Could somebody please bring me a coffee.

Black, two sugars, no pubes (been in this rat infested hotel long enough to know how to order a coffee)

Here have a sip of mine, black, no sugar but it's got an extra kick to it. "

Oh my God what have you put in the coffee, I have suddenly a rock hard erection

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

""Oh my head" I must have fainted

Whats happened, have I been out long.

Could somebody please bring me a coffee.

Black, two sugars, no pubes (been in this rat infested hotel long enough to know how to order a coffee)

Here have a sip of mine, black, no sugar but it's got an extra kick to it.

Oh my God what have you put in the coffee, I have suddenly a rock hard erection "

You are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oh my head" I must have fainted

Whats happened, have I been out long.

Could somebody please bring me a coffee.

Black, two sugars, no pubes (been in this rat infested hotel long enough to know how to order a coffee)

Here have a sip of mine, black, no sugar but it's got an extra kick to it.

Oh my God what have you put in the coffee, I have suddenly a rock hard erection "

Will come in handy for whacking me against the bar later

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Bar's open... "

About time too!!

I told you we shouldn't have taken that shower

I will have a rosé before I start work please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oh my head" I must have fainted

Whats happened, have I been out long.

Could somebody please bring me a coffee.

Black, two sugars, no pubes (been in this rat infested hotel long enough to know how to order a coffee)

Here have a sip of mine, black, no sugar but it's got an extra kick to it.

Oh my God what have you put in the coffee, I have suddenly a rock hard erection

Will come in handy for whacking me against the bar later"

I dont know if I can make it to the bar, My legs dont work, I dont think I can stand up.

All the blood seems to have gone to my cock

I feel light headed.

I think Im going to feint again

Please can somebody do somethinnnnnnnnn.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

About time too!!

I told you we shouldn't have taken that shower

I will have a rosé before I start work please "

On me Fiery

Looking forward to the show later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

Whiskey.... Make it a double

On the rocks?... Or just in a glass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

Whiskey.... Make it a double

*Prod*

What about the thing in my room?

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Bar's open...

About time too!!

I told you we shouldn't have taken that shower

I will have a rosé before I start work please

On me Fiery

Looking forward to the show later"

You wanna join me on the podium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

About time too!!

I told you we shouldn't have taken that shower

I will have a rosé before I start work please "

Don't be blaming the shower... If I didn't have to put a centre crease in your back hair we'd been down ages ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

About time too!!

I told you we shouldn't have taken that shower

I will have a rosé before I start work please

On me Fiery

Looking forward to the show later

You wanna join me on the podium

Oooh yes

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

""Oh my head" I must have fainted

Whats happened, have I been out long.

Could somebody please bring me a coffee.

Black, two sugars, no pubes (been in this rat infested hotel long enough to know how to order a coffee)

Here have a sip of mine, black, no sugar but it's got an extra kick to it.

Oh my God what have you put in the coffee, I have suddenly a rock hard erection

Will come in handy for whacking me against the bar later

I dont know if I can make it to the bar, My legs dont work, I dont think I can stand up.

All the blood seems to have gone to my cock

I feel light headed.

I think Im going to feint again

Please can somebody do somethinnnnnnnnn............."

Ignore him, theres nothing in the coffee except the power of suggestion. He wants mouth to mouth.

Detective can you assist?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"After consultations with the Deputies, Detective KT is voting

Dr Proton

Firstly, a doctor of what?!

Anyone that eyeballs an officer with a badge and gun is either guilty or has big cahoneys!

However, 30 years on the force would say this mystery is only beginning

Finally asking a question, eh?

Of cybertronics, specialising in combat systems.

Terminator will happen

Strips his ultramarine t-shirt and exposes his body under which skin's TK can make out traces of augmentations.

Pulls out two wakizashis from hidden pockets in his trousers and lays them on the table.

Takes a glass off the counter and crushes it with a squeeze of his hand.

"all I WANT is my room and some piece and quiet"

Hey guys,

We seem to ourselves a sophisticated android, that has been sent back through time here!

Possibly killed, a few of our friends in order to change the future

Anyone got an ideas?

These Smith & Wesson bullets won't pierce his ekto-skeleton!

Kinda freaked out here... Guys.... Guys.. GUYS!

*jumps out window

Chicken

You obviously haven't seen the Terminator saga

Didn't a woman make mincemeat of him?

You want me to take over?

Ah madame! You sound like someone that can carry a conversation! Can you please provide me with the guidance on how to obtain decent lodgings in this Emperor-forsaken spacetime continuum?!

It is bad enough that I am accused of being a Necron, I must suffer the constant exposure to heretical practices of your society!

Here's the key to my room

You are welcome to rest there

I have a feeling I won't be needing it tonight"

Thank you kindly, I shall occupy the floor should you decide to avail of your bed.

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Bar's open...

About time too!!

I told you we shouldn't have taken that shower

I will have a rosé before I start work please

Don't be blaming the shower... If I didn't have to put a centre crease in your back hair we'd been down ages ago

I do believe what took us so long to get ready was all the sudocream i had to rub into and around your ass after the cattle prod

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Bar's open...

About time too!!

I told you we shouldn't have taken that shower

I will have a rosé before I start work please

Don't be blaming the shower... If I didn't have to put a centre crease in your back hair we'd been down ages ago

I do believe what took us so long to get ready was all the sudocream i had to rub into and around your ass after the cattle prod

He is an absolute wuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open... "

How many bottles of whiskey left? Im paying double price, and at least 2 bottles please!

Thanks Easy

* Sent him the best virtual kiss

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"Bar's open... "

I didn't think it ever closed

I cud murder a Macardles any time soon and pass me the bar menu I'll eat aswell..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

I didn't think it ever closed

I cud murder a Macardles any time soon and pass me the bar menu I'll eat aswell.."

You're all very relaxed considering there's a killer on the loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

I didn't think it ever closed

I cud murder a Macardles any time soon and pass me the bar menu I'll eat aswell.."

I'll just pop back to the 70's and get you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

How many bottles of whiskey left? Im paying double price, and at least 2 bottles please!

Thanks Easy

* Sent him the best virtual kiss

2 Glenmorangie, 3 Teachers, a Jameson and 2 Paddy. Virtual kisses gets you a glass... Real life other stuff gets you the whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open... "

Nice. I'll have a big glass of summer wine please. And off again to my room for the night. The sun bath got me languid.

Stay safe and have fun

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Bar's open...

I didn't think it ever closed

I cud murder a Macardles any time soon and pass me the bar menu I'll eat aswell..

I'll just pop back to the 70's and get you one

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

""Oh my head" I must have fainted

Whats happened, have I been out long.

Could somebody please bring me a coffee.

Black, two sugars, no pubes (been in this rat infested hotel long enough to know how to order a coffee)

Here have a sip of mine, black, no sugar but it's got an extra kick to it.

Oh my God what have you put in the coffee, I have suddenly a rock hard erection

Will come in handy for whacking me against the bar later

I dont know if I can make it to the bar, My legs dont work, I dont think I can stand up.

All the blood seems to have gone to my cock

I feel light headed.

I think Im going to feint again

Please can somebody do somethinnnnnnnnn.............

Ignore him, theres nothing in the coffee except the power of suggestion. He wants mouth to mouth.

Detective can you assist?"

Will be sure to send K.T. to give him mouth to mouth im kinda tied up right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

Nice. I'll have a big glass of summer wine please. And off again to my room for the night. The sun bath got me languid.

Stay safe and have fun

Pinot Grigio... Chilled..?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Bar's open...

I didn't think it ever closed

I cud murder a Macardles any time soon and pass me the bar menu I'll eat aswell..

You're all very relaxed considering there's a killer on the loose"

Walks into the bar naked, bar the very speedo like underpants,and rests his 240kg 7foot frame on a bar stool which winces in protest under him

"Can't sleep with all the ruckus going on in this place"

Hands s1ren a fat envelope on which a purple emblem of SNIFF Pants is stamped.

"Madam, found these under the door as I walked into your room. Thought you might want them"

Looks at the bar keep, taps a golden coin on the bar

"Bottle of your strongest alcoholic beverage, please"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

I didn't think it ever closed

I cud murder a Macardles any time soon and pass me the bar menu I'll eat aswell..

You're all very relaxed considering there's a killer on the loose

Walks into the bar naked, bar the very speedo like underpants,and rests his 240kg 7foot frame on a bar stool which winces in protest under him

"Can't sleep with all the ruckus going on in this place"

Hands s1ren a fat envelope on which a purple emblem of SNIFF Pants is stamped.

"Madam, found these under the door as I walked into your room. Thought you might want them"

Looks at the bar keep, taps a golden coin on the bar

"Bottle of your strongest alcoholic beverage, please" "

Well thank you for stopping by...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I open my fat envelope?

Vote now

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

I didn't think it ever closed

I cud murder a Macardles any time soon and pass me the bar menu I'll eat aswell..

You're all very relaxed considering there's a killer on the loose"

Relaxed

I was advised I'd enjoy the weekend

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

""Oh my head" I must have fainted

Whats happened, have I been out long.

Could somebody please bring me a coffee.

Black, two sugars, no pubes (been in this rat infested hotel long enough to know how to order a coffee)

Here have a sip of mine, black, no sugar but it's got an extra kick to it.

Oh my God what have you put in the coffee, I have suddenly a rock hard erection

Will come in handy for whacking me against the bar later

I dont know if I can make it to the bar, My legs dont work, I dont think I can stand up.

All the blood seems to have gone to my cock

I feel light headed.

I think Im going to feint again

Please can somebody do somethinnnnnnnnn.............

Ignore him, theres nothing in the coffee except the power of suggestion. He wants mouth to mouth.

Detective can you assist?

Will be sure to send K.T. to give him mouth to mouth im kinda tied up right now

He is shameless so don't think he will mind who assists but at this stage he could be asleep or

oh my god, not another one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open...

How many bottles of whiskey left? Im paying double price, and at least 2 bottles please!

Thanks Easy

* Sent him the best virtual kiss

2 Glenmorangie, 3 Teachers, a Jameson and 2 Paddy. Virtual kisses gets you a glass... Real life other stuff gets you the whiskey

Glen please, and if Jameson is any special edition, ill take it too

Mr Easy something is telling me that it would be a nice surprise

I feel it in my bloodstream

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

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the votes have been counted and drproton has been voted out, unfortunately for the other residents though the killers are still at large as he was just a guest

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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the votes have been counted and drproton has been voted out, unfortunately for the other residents though the killers are still at large as he was just a guest

How many killers...are we allowed know

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

message from beyond

the votes have been counted and drproton has been voted out, unfortunately for the other residents though the killers are still at large as he was just a guest

Hmmm back to the drawing board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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the votes have been counted and drproton has been voted out, unfortunately for the other residents though the killers are still at large as he was just a guest

I knew it!!!

He left the bottle at the bar but someone else took it for the murder weapon

Eyes in back of head needed tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep...what's up. Is it morning time yet?

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

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the votes have been counted and drproton has been voted out, unfortunately for the other residents though the killers are still at large as he was just a guest

How many killers...are we allowed know

Just checked the original post it said

The object of the game is to figure out which 3 of our guests are the killers

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

message from beyond

the votes have been counted and drproton has been voted out, unfortunately for the other residents though the killers are still at large as he was just a guest

How many killers...are we allowed know

Just checked the original post it said

The object of the game is to figure out which 3 of our guests are the killers "

And for everyone to vote publicly who they thought the killer was.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

message from beyond

the votes have been counted and drproton has been voted out, unfortunately for the other residents though the killers are still at large as he was just a guest

How many killers...are we allowed know

Just checked the original post it said

The object of the game is to figure out which 3 of our guests are the killers

And for everyone to vote publicly who they thought the killer was."

Thanks..long day never thought of looking back.....I'm a dope

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

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the votes have been counted and drproton has been voted out, unfortunately for the other residents though the killers are still at large as he was just a guest

How many killers...are we allowed know

Just checked the original post it said

The object of the game is to figure out which 3 of our guests are the killers

And for everyone to vote publicly who they thought the killer was.

Thanks..long day never thought of looking back.....I'm a dope

Or are you trying to make us think you don’t know who your accomplices are BogM?!?

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