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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post 2 sexual truths and a lie and then guess the lie from the poster above. (Just something to kill the boredom)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had sex with a porn star pre industry.

I high fived the president.

I'm rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had sex with a porn star pre industry.

I high fived the president.

I'm rich.

I've read this as 2 lies, one truth. My bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer is a virgin

Kaizer is not a virgin

Kaizer is a virgin

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Kaizer is a virgin

Kaizer is not a virgin

Kaizer is a virgin

All lies, obviously

I've been tied up and fingered in public

I've had a gangbang organised by a past boyfriend

I've masturbated in the back seat of a Bus Eireann bus

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Kaizer is a virgin

Kaizer is not a virgin

Kaizer is a virgin

All lies, obviously

I've been tied up and fingered in public

I've had a gangbang organised by a past boyfriend

I've masturbated in the back seat of a Bus Eireann bus "

I'm going to go with the gangbang as a lie. Though I wonder if the fingering is true but the tied up part may be a lie.

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Kaizer is a virgin

Kaizer is not a virgin

Kaizer is a virgin

All lies, obviously

I've been tied up and fingered in public

I've had a gangbang organised by a past boyfriend

I've masturbated in the back seat of a Bus Eireann bus

I'm going to go with the gangbang as a lie. Though I wonder if the fingering is true but the tied up part may be a lie. "

Correct! Gangbang is a lie

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Kaizer is a virgin

Kaizer is not a virgin

Kaizer is a virgin

All lies, obviously

I've been tied up and fingered in public

I've had a gangbang organised by a past boyfriend

I've masturbated in the back seat of a Bus Eireann bus

I'm going to go with the gangbang as a lie. Though I wonder if the fingering is true but the tied up part may be a lie.

Correct! Gangbang is a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 - I once slipped during sex in the shower and knocked myself out.

2 - I used to have a job that was essentially rating porn.

3 - I had sex in the zoo (not with an animal, with a person)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 - I once slipped during sex in the shower and knocked myself out.

2 - I used to have a job that was essentially rating porn.

3 - I had sex in the zoo (not with an animal, with a person)"

I'm going with the first one as false?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 - I once slipped during sex in the shower and knocked myself out.

2 - I used to have a job that was essentially rating porn.

3 - I had sex in the zoo (not with an animal, with a person)

I'm going with the first one as false? "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I. I had late night sex at a bus top in renmore.

2. I've been tied and whipped.

3. I suffer from penis envy.

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By *nceuponatimecplCouple
over a year ago

The edge of town

"I. I had late night sex at a bus top in renmore.

2. I've been tied and whipped.

3. I suffer from penis envy."

No 3 is the lie..

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By *nceuponatimecplCouple
over a year ago

The edge of town

Gretel here,

I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph

I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.

I'm a member of the mile high club.

Hansel,

I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.

I've been in an all male threesome.

I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"Gretel here,

I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph

I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.

I'm a member of the mile high club.

Hansel,

I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.

I've been in an all male threesome.

I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.

Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way

Hansel....sex clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I. I had late night sex at a bus top in renmore.

2. I've been tied and whipped.

3. I suffer from penis envy.

No 3 is the lie.."

Correct

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

1.Got caught up in a duvet as I went to get outa bed and broke two toes..

2.Caught in the state of undress by a priest in a church carpark..

3.Use Chocolate body paint once and he'd a bad allergic reaction..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.Got caught up in a duvet as I went to get outa bed and broke two toes..

2.Caught in the state of undress by a priest in a church carpark..

3.Use Chocolate body paint once and he'd a bad allergic reaction..

2 is a lie

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"1.Got caught up in a duvet as I went to get outa bed and broke two toes..

2.Caught in the state of undress by a priest in a church carpark..

3.Use Chocolate body paint once and he'd a bad allergic reaction..

I'm trying to imagine your boobs covered in chocolate body paint....possibly the biggest Easter eggs you could ever see

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"1.Got caught up in a duvet as I went to get outa bed and broke two toes..

2.Caught in the state of undress by a priest in a church carpark..

3.Use Chocolate body paint once and he'd a bad allergic reaction..

1. Is the lie I actually broke my wrist

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring

2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate

3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring

2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate

3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee"

Going to go with the lie is 3

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring

2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate

3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee

Going to go with the lie is 3"

Correct.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring

2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate

3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee"

Oh I thought it was number 1 as I didn't think you would fit 5 stitches there

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring

2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate

3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee

Oh I thought it was number 1 as I didn't think you would fit 5 stitches there

Cheeky mare

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"1. Ended up with 5 stitches on my cock caused by a diamond ring

2. During my college years I once Woke up with a face covered in blood having had d*unken sex/oral during the night and didn't realise until at breakfast with her and my flatmate

3. Got locked out of my car naked after having sex and we both got out to pee

Oh I thought it was number 1 as I didn't think you would fit 5 stitches there

Cheeky mare

Ouch re diamond ring btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During intimate relations I was asked to be the following....call it role play.

1. A farmer

2. A fireman.

3. A priest.

????

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"During intimate relations I was asked to be the following....call it role play.

1. A farmer

2. A fireman.

3. A priest.

????"

1 is the lie

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy

2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.

Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me

3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy

2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.

Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me

3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby"

2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During intimate relations I was asked to be the following....call it role play.

1. A farmer

2. A fireman.

3. A priest.

????

1 is the lie

Nope...50/50 left...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"During intimate relations I was asked to be the following....call it role play.

1. A farmer

2. A fireman.

3. A priest.

????

1 is the lie

Nope...50/50 left...

3 has to be the lie..unless they like fleabag

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"During intimate relations I was asked to be the following....call it role play.

1. A farmer

2. A fireman.

3. A priest.

????

1 is the lie

Nope...50/50 left...

3 is the lie

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy

2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.

Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me

3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby

2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie "

Nope

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy

2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.

Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me

3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby

2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie

Nope"

3 is the lie

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy

2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.

Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me

3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby

2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie

Nope"

2 is the lie

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy

2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.

Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me

3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby

2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie

Nope

3 is the lie "

Yep

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"1. got thrown out of a bnb for being too noisy

2. Went out with a twin, didn't shag her. Had a one nighter with her sis a few months later and shagged.

Met an older lady a few years previous and shagged, discovered she was their mum about a year later when my pal told me

3. Got caught by guards receiving a bj while parked in a layby

2 couldn't be made up so 1 is the lie

Nope

3 is the lie

Yep

2 is so unusual you couldn't make it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During intimate relations I was asked to be the following....call it role play.

1. A farmer

2. A fireman.

3. A priest.

????

1 is the lie

Nope...50/50 left...

3 is the lie"

So near but yet so far away...lol

Fireman was to Porky lolly...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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Got caught by my father in law getting horny with his daughter

Got caught by my mother in law have sex with her daughter

Got caught by my dad having sex with my girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During intimate relations I've been called the following in the throws of passion.

1. My little Sissy sex thing.

2. Daddy.

3. Pat Mustard.

???

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..

2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..

3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Got caught by my father in law getting horny with his daughter

Got caught by my mother in law have sex with her daughter

Got caught by my dad having sex with my girlfriend "

2 is the lie

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over a year ago

"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..

2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..

3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..

3 is the fib...

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"During intimate relations I've been called the following in the throws of passion.

1. My little Sissy sex thing.

2. Daddy.

3. Pat Mustard.

???"

3 is the lie

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over a year ago

"During intimate relations I've been called the following in the throws of passion.

1. My little Sissy sex thing.

2. Daddy.

3. Pat Mustard.

???

3 is the lie

Nope...lol. 50/50 again for you...

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"During intimate relations I've been called the following in the throws of passion.

1. My little Sissy sex thing.

2. Daddy.

3. Pat Mustard.

???

3 is the lie

Nope...lol. 50/50 again for you..."

2 is the lie

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..

2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..

3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..

3 is the fib..."

Nope 2 is the lie

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"Got caught by my father in law getting horny with his daughter

Got caught by my mother in law have sex with her daughter

Got caught by my dad having sex with my girlfriend

2 is the lie

Correct

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over a year ago

"During intimate relations I've been called the following in the throws of passion.

1. My little Sissy sex thing.

2. Daddy.

3. Pat Mustard.

???

3 is the lie

Nope...lol. 50/50 again for you...

2 is the lie

She shots she scores and the criwd goes wild...

2 was the lie....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Whoooo hooooooo im on Fire tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoooo hooooooo im on Fire tonight

Do you want another one...?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..

2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..

3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..

3 is the fib...

Nope 2 is the lie

How did he not speak....that must have been some shock when you tried having a conversation the next day

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..

2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..

3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..

3 is the fib...

Nope 2 is the lie

How did he not speak....that must have been some shock when you tried having a conversation the next day "

Don't laugh I taught he was from kerry cause I couldn't understand him

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over a year ago

"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..

2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..

3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..

3 is the fib...

Nope 2 is the lie

How did he not speak....that must have been some shock when you tried having a conversation the next day "

lol...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"1.Had a one night stand with a lad id met in a club didn't find out till the next morning he didn't speak english he was german..

2.Broke the leg off a bed in a b&b during sex and had to pay..

3.Had sex in the woods with a fellow fabber and got bit all over by ant's..

3 is the fib...

Nope 2 is the lie

How did he not speak....that must have been some shock when you tried having a conversation the next day

Don't laugh I taught he was from kerry cause I couldn't understand him

I'm fuckin crying laughing falling asleep...funniest story and excuse ever

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By *nceuponatimecplCouple
over a year ago

The edge of town

"Gretel here,

I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph

I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.

I'm a member of the mile high club.

Hansel,

I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.

I've been in an all male threesome.

I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.

Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way

Hansel....sex clubs "

Wrong on both counts!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"Gretel here,

I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph

I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.

I'm a member of the mile high club.

Hansel,

I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.

I've been in an all male threesome.

I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.

Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way

Hansel....sex clubs

Wrong on both counts!"

Diving board on a pier

All male 3sum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaizer is a virgin

Kaizer is not a virgin

Kaizer is a virgin

All lies, obviously

Korrect Goddamit

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By *nceuponatimecplCouple
over a year ago

The edge of town

"Gretel here,

I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph

I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.

I'm a member of the mile high club.

Hansel,

I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.

I've been in an all male threesome.

I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.

Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way

Hansel....sex clubs

Wrong on both counts!

Diving board on a pier

All male 3sum

Wrong on both again. No prizes for getting them right third time

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"Gretel here,

I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph

I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.

I'm a member of the mile high club.

Hansel,

I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.

I've been in an all male threesome.

I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.

Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way

Hansel....sex clubs

Wrong on both counts!

Diving board on a pier

All male 3sum

Wrong on both again. No prizes for getting them right third time

Ffs ...no prize ...where's the fun in that

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By *nceuponatimecplCouple
over a year ago

The edge of town

"Gretel here,

I've had an orgasm driving a motorbike at 160mph

I've had sex on a diving board on a public pier.

I'm a member of the mile high club.

Hansel,

I've had sex with more men than Gretel has.

I've been in an all male threesome.

I've been to more sex clubs than Gretel has.

Gretel...motorbike at 160 mph but only because Id wet myself at that speed on a motorbike so not in a good way

Hansel....sex clubs

Wrong on both counts!

Diving board on a pier

All male 3sum

Wrong on both again. No prizes for getting them right third time

Ffs ...no prize ...where's the fun in that "

It's a game of skill & intuition.. not a processes of random elimination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I only got circumcised last year

2. I haven’t had sex in 3 years

3. My first sexual experience was a threesome

Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 I have just one testicle

2. I once had some finger fun

With a lady while she

ordered lunch

3. I list my virginity to a

Woman that was nearly

twice my age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1: I've had sex with someone who has videos on a porn site

2: Ive had sex behind the local nightclub

3: I once had a foursome with 3 random girls after a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I only got circumcised last year

2. I haven’t had sex in 3 years

3. My first sexual experience was a threesome

Go!"

2 is the lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I have just one testicle

2. I once had some finger fun

With a lady while she

ordered lunch

3. I list my virginity to a

Woman that was nearly

twice my age.

Hmm I'm going with 1 as the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I have just one testicle

2. I once had some finger fun

With a lady while she

ordered lunch

3. I list my virginity to a

Woman that was nearly

twice my age.

Hmm I'm going with 1 as the lie"

Correctamondo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I have just one testicle

2. I once had some finger fun

With a lady while she

ordered lunch

3. I list my virginity to a

Woman that was nearly

twice my age.

Hmm I'm going with 1 as the lie

Correctamondo

I knew I'd seen them in a pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I only got circumcised last year

2. I haven’t had sex in 3 years

3. My first sexual experience was a threesome

Go!

2 is the lie? "

Wrong! 3 is the lie!

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By *iscokidMan
over a year ago

Cork County

When i lived in Newyork years ago on my way home after a night out i recieved a blowjob from a lady sitting in her car while i stood on a fire hydrant(Its illegal to park at a fire hydrant so I think she broke the law lol).

Been with two of my ex sister in laws, fucked one a good few times and when other one was babysitting for us one night when she was 18 she sucked me off and swallowed like a pro.

I have the names of two of my ex girlfriend's tattooed on my chest and one on my back.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"When i lived in Newyork years ago on my way home after a night out i recieved a blowjob from a lady sitting in her car while i stood on a fire hydrant(Its illegal to park at a fire hydrant so I think she broke the law lol).

Been with two of my ex sister in laws, fucked one a good few times and when other one was babysitting for us one night when she was 18 she sucked me off and swallowed like a pro.

I have the names of two of my ex girlfriend's tattooed on my chest and one on my back. "

Since you show your chest in a picture it looks more you're a man utd fan ...so 3 is the lie

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Been with two of my ex sister in laws, fucked one a good few times and when other one was babysitting for us one night when she was 18 she sucked me off and swallowed like a pro.

I have the names of two of my ex girlfriend's tattooed on my chest and one on my back. "

3 is the lie who in there right mind would tattoo someones name on them

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

1. While having some naughty fun in the sea in spain late one night we had our wallets stolen..

2.Having some hot n steamy shower sex broke the curtain rail in the hotel and had to pay..

3.Got an ice burn once from playing with icecubes in the bedroom...

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"1. While having some naughty fun in the sea in spain late one night we had our wallets stolen..

2.Having some hot n steamy shower sex broke the curtain rail in the hotel and had to pay..

3.Got an ice burn once from playing with icecubes in the bedroom...

I’m going to go with number 1

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"1. I only got circumcised last year

2. I haven’t had sex in 3 years

3. My first sexual experience was a threesome

Go!

2 is the lie?

Wrong! 3 is the lie!"

Yours is the only one I'd have gotten right

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"1. While having some naughty fun in the sea in spain late one night we had our wallets stolen..

2.Having some hot n steamy shower sex broke the curtain rail in the hotel and had to pay..

3.Got an ice burn once from playing with icecubes in the bedroom...

I’m going to go with number 1"

Nope 2 is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I only got circumcised last year

2. I haven’t had sex in 3 years

3. My first sexual experience was a threesome

Go!

2 is the lie?

Wrong! 3 is the lie!

Yours is the only one I'd have gotten right

Only because I had already told you

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"1. While having some naughty fun in the sea in spain late one night we had our wallets stolen..

2.Having some hot n steamy shower sex broke the curtain rail in the hotel and had to pay..

3.Got an ice burn once from playing with icecubes in the bedroom...

I’m going to go with number 1

Nope 2 is the lie

Damn I’m not a good detective

1 - I was burned after using a candle during sex.

2 - I’ve been farted on while performing down there.

3 - My first sexual experience was when I was abroad.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"1. While having some naughty fun in the sea in spain late one night we had our wallets stolen..

2.Having some hot n steamy shower sex broke the curtain rail in the hotel and had to pay..

3.Got an ice burn once from playing with icecubes in the bedroom...

I’m going to go with number 1

Nope 2 is the lie

Damn I’m not a good detective

1 - I was burned after using a candle during sex.

2 - I’ve been farted on while performing down there.

3 - My first sexual experience was when I was abroad. "

1. Is the lie

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"1 - I was burned after using a candle during sex.

2 - I’ve been farted on while performing down there.

3 - My first sexual experience was when I was abroad.

1. Is the lie

You’re correct. And I took a while to think of that one.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

1. My first ever kiss was aged 18

2. Still a virgin when I was 24

3. Went without sex for 10 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I had sex in an empty sports stadium

2. I dated someone famous

3. I got propositioned during a job interview

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"1. My first ever kiss was aged 18

2. Still a virgin when I was 24

3. Went without sex for 10 years. "

I’ll go with number 3 as the lie

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"1. My first ever kiss was aged 18

2. Still a virgin when I was 24

3. Went without sex for 10 years. "

1 is the lie

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"1. My first ever kiss was aged 18

2. Still a virgin when I was 24

3. Went without sex for 10 years. "

1 is the lie

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"1. I had sex in an empty sports stadium

2. I dated someone famous

3. I got propositioned during a job interview

2 is the lie

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"1. My first ever kiss was aged 18

2. Still a virgin when I was 24

3. Went without sex for 10 years.

1 is the lie

Correct. I was 19

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"1. I had sex in an empty sports stadium

2. I dated someone famous

3. I got propositioned during a job interview

3 is the lie

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By *iscokidMan
over a year ago

Cork County

Been with two of my ex sister in laws, fucked one a good few times and when other one was babysitting for us one night when she was 18 she sucked me off and swallowed like a pro.

I have the names of two of my ex girlfriend's tattooed on my chest and one on my back.

3 is the lie who in there right mind would tattoo someones name on them

Ya 3 is a lie, although I was asked by an ex years ago to get her name tattooed on me but thankfully didnt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I once had sex with my bosses wife.

2. I had sex with my bosses daughter.

3. I got caught having sex in a nightclub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I had sex in an empty sports stadium

2. I dated someone famous

3. I got propositioned during a job interview

3 is the lie

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.... Correct!!!

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