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most likely you'll find him in the cafe on the corner of wood and given, reading through his little black book | |||
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"Doctor FFS this is hardy the time to be banging on about your room. A man is dead!!!! Dead I tell you! " I am well aware of his vital signs. Are you well, you seem to be in a state of shock? Does this establishment have access to medical care supplies? | |||
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"Doctor FFS this is hardy the time to be banging on about your room. A man is dead!!!! Dead I tell you! " The first thing we need to do is sort out in alphabet order who is offering bjs! The second is to cordon off the crime scene. Where's the John Doe? | |||
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"Did someone say BJs?" Line up Ma'am 'S' sees you slotted into Holy Thursday afternoon at 1445 hrs. Room 69 - Bring water and chapstick  | |||
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"Just got here in time for bjs I see." Whoooooooah there cowboy! Something very suspicious about a man with no britches 
Can you account for your whereabouts all day?
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"Did someone say BJs? Line up Ma'am 'S' sees you slotted into Holy Thursday afternoon at 1445 hrs. Room 69 - Bring water and chapstick "But you can't eat meat on Holy Thursday  | |||
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"I leave ye alone while i go rest after my late night working and ckme back to find the owner dead,what is been done about this Kaiser?" Well, you'll be pleased to know, Kaizer has populated his XL worksheet, titled Hotel Blowies, in alphabetical order! Colour coding with be introduced after the first round of bjs take place. Red is for hot (of course) Orange for great technique but could do better Yellow means lack of technique & / or enthusiasm, (both are crucial for any respectable BJ) White..... No comment
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"Did someone say BJs? Line up Ma'am 'S' sees you slotted into Holy Thursday afternoon at 1445 hrs. Room 69 - Bring water and chapstick
But you can't eat meat on Holy Thursday "You don't need to swallow anything toots! | |||
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 however it will start tomorrow, if anyone is unsure of how it works just ask me | |||
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"There will be no voting today for who ye may think is a killer however it will start tomorrow, if anyone is unsure of how it works just ask me"It's still Taco Tuesday though yeah?!?  | |||
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To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire
It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side | |||
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"Woodys will has been found during the police search, To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry
To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire
It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side"Probate was suspiciously swift!
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"Having spoken to woody yesterday and with him knowing the incoming guests he had suggested a photoshoot with myself,cherry and curvy lady and in light of what has happened i think it would be a fitting tribute. Now also because of what has happened i do think for all concerned a member of the constabulary should be present,which one of you fine members of the investigating team would agree to spending time in a room with us three ladies "There's only one badge and gun here toots.... Det. TK will be with you post taco | |||
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"There will be no voting today for who ye may think is a killer however it will start tomorrow, if anyone is unsure of how it works just ask me"Ok Woody how does this work ....I wasn't in the other game | |||
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"Having spoken to woody yesterday and with him knowing the incoming guests he had suggested a photoshoot with myself,cherry and curvy lady and in light of what has happened i think it would be a fitting tribute. Now also because of what has happened i do think for all concerned a member of the constabulary should be present,which one of you fine members of the investigating team would agree to spending time in a room with us three ladies
There's only one badge and gun here toots.... Det. TK will be with you post taco "I think to show our gratitude for all your hard work you should be allowed to pick out the outfits for said photoshoot | |||
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"Oh my Christ! Effective immediately yis are all paying €100 a night! Apparently I gots bills to pay
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"Having spoken to woody yesterday and with him knowing the incoming guests he had suggested a photoshoot with myself,cherry and curvy lady and in light of what has happened i think it would be a fitting tribute. Now also because of what has happened i do think for all concerned a member of the constabulary should be present,which one of you fine members of the investigating team would agree to spending time in a room with us three ladies
There's only one badge and gun here toots.... Det. TK will be with you post taco
I think to show our gratitude for all your hard work you should be allowed to pick out the outfits for said photoshoot "30 years on the job, Kaizer has never seen such a clusterfuck
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"Oh my Christ! Effective immediately yis are all paying €100 a night! Apparently I gots bills to pay
"Procures 2 x 50 yoyo notes In the name of Emperor, provide me with my room already! | |||
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"Oh my Christ! Effective immediately yis are all paying €100 a night! Apparently I gots bills to pay
Procures 2 x 50 yoyo notes
In the name of Emperor, provide me with my room already!"I also need a room, for the BJs | |||
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"Hhmmm. Something fishy goin on here between our erstwhile detective ,owner and staff of hotel." Don't you question the integrity of this badge! Det. KT vows to find out who's behind this tragedy. Woodrow was the only true friend in this world 
And get some goddam pants on, it ain't normal for a grown adult to walking around with no britches 24/7
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"Having spoken to woody yesterday and with him knowing the incoming guests he had suggested a photoshoot with myself,cherry and curvy lady and in light of what has happened i think it would be a fitting tribute. Now also because of what has happened i do think for all concerned a member of the constabulary should be present,which one of you fine members of the investigating team would agree to spending time in a room with us three ladies
There's only one badge and gun here toots.... Det. TK will be with you post taco
I think to show our gratitude for all your hard work you should be allowed to pick out the outfits for said photoshoot
30 years on the job, Kaizer has never seen such a clusterfuck
Line em up please ma'am
"Ok so for your choices today we have latex,leater,silk in an array of colours and sizes. Stillettos,thigh highs and sky scrapers
A complete selection of toys and restraints.
What would Det.Kaizer like to see each of us in? | |||
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"Woodys will has been found during the police search, To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry
To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire
It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side"Where there’s a will... | |||
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"Having spoken to woody yesterday and with him knowing the incoming guests he had suggested a photoshoot with myself,cherry and curvy lady and in light of what has happened i think it would be a fitting tribute. Now also because of what has happened i do think for all concerned a member of the constabulary should be present,which one of you fine members of the investigating team would agree to spending time in a room with us three ladies
There's only one badge and gun here toots.... Det. TK will be with you post taco
I think to show our gratitude for all your hard work you should be allowed to pick out the outfits for said photoshoot
30 years on the job, Kaizer has never seen such a clusterfuck
Line em up please ma'am
Ok so for your choices today we have latex,leater,silk in an array of colours and sizes.
Stillettos,thigh highs and sky scrapers
A complete selection of toys and restraints.
What would Det.Kaizer like to see each of us in? "A court of law swearing on the Bible preferably
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"Woodys will has been found during the police search, To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry
To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire
It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side
Where there’s a will..."Think of Kaizer as Colombo.... Minus the trench coat and cigar | |||
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"Woodys will has been found during the police search, To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry
To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire
It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side
Where there’s a will..."there'll be a way.." | |||
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"Woodys will has been found during the police search, To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry
To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire
It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side
Where there’s a will...there'll be a way..""Where were you hiding all day? | |||
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"Woodys will has been found during the police search, To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry
To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire
It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side
Where there’s a will...
Think of Kaizer as Colombo.... Minus the trench coat and cigar "I had more of a vision of Ironside in my head | |||
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"Ok so it appears nobody works around here, just finished for the day and hoping to check in so I can lie on the bed, relax and show my arse off "I'm here sir to happily check you in! Since the boss has dearly departed and left me in pools of debt with a gigantic mortgage I now really value all your business. If you need anything please don't hesitate to call me | |||
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"Woodys will has been found during the police search, To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry
To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire
It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side
Where there’s a will...
Think of Kaizer as Colombo.... Minus the trench coat and cigar
I had more of a vision of Ironside in my head"No wheelchair here..... Yet | |||
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"Ok so it appears nobody works around here, just finished for the day and hoping to check in so I can lie on the bed, relax and show my arse off
I'm here sir to happily check you in! Since the boss has dearly departed and left me in pools of debt with a gigantic mortgage I now really value all your business. If you need anything please don't hesitate to call me "Oh you are a pleasure to deal with princess
Now what room do you have for me? Is there one with a nice big window so that I can leave the curtains open and see who catches a view? | |||
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"Woodys will has been found during the police search, To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry
To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire
It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side
Where there’s a will...there'll be a way.."
Where were you hiding all day? "O ,I've just been for a donder on the edge of the greens me and _iss3b as I'm sure you have seen
What about poor woody whatever will be done with him.. | |||
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"Woodys will has been found during the police search, To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry
To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire
It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side
Where there’s a will...there'll be a way.."
Where were you hiding all day? O ,I've just been for a donder on the edge of the greens me and _iss3b as I'm sure you have seen
What about poor woody whatever will be done with him.."His body will be sent to the state pathologist for investigation
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"Ok so it appears nobody works around here, just finished for the day and hoping to check in so I can lie on the bed, relax and show my arse off
I'm here sir to happily check you in! Since the boss has dearly departed and left me in pools of debt with a gigantic mortgage I now really value all your business. If you need anything please don't hesitate to call me
Oh you are a pleasure to deal with princess
Now what room do you have for me? Is there one with a nice big window so that I can leave the curtains open and see who catches a view? "Excuse me sir, I was here first
NOBODY will be getting a BJ at this rate | |||
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"BJ sign me up, has the big dildo been taken away for forensic examination or can we use it as a prop for the photoshoot "That's a police matter
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There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws | |||
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"BJs are suspended until further notice
There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws "In that case Detective, I suggest you put it away and pull up your zipper! Otherwise people will think you're a private dick | |||
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"BJs are suspended until further notice
There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws
In that case Detective, I suggest you put it away and pull up your zipper! Otherwise people will think you're a private dick "Book her boys
A night in the cells with teach her some manners | |||
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"BJs are suspended until further notice
There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws "I still want a room though  | |||
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"BJs are suspended until further notice
There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws
In that case Detective, I suggest you put it away and pull up your zipper! Otherwise people will think you're a private dick
Book her boys
A night in the cells with teach her some manners "Excellent...I wanted an upgrade! | |||
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"Ding..Ding Anyone on reception...looking for my room please...booked a superior not facing the rubbish tip please " Sniff sniff! (Wipes nose) Apologies sir, you're very welcome this evening. Here's the key to your room with a lovely view over the adjoining cemetery (cries uncontrollably) | |||
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"Ding..Ding Anyone on reception...looking for my room please...booked a superior not facing the rubbish tip please Sniff sniff! (Wipes nose) Apologies sir, you're very welcome this evening. Here's the key to your room with a lovely view over the adjoining cemetery (cries uncontrollably) " Thanks very much princess and least I wont have noise coming from the neighbours on one side | |||
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"BJs are suspended until further notice
There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws "In fairness there's at least one male guess that can give himself a BJ so not suspended for him | |||
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"Alas poor Woody.. Dead wood woody dead.. Dead dead dead..... I need to stop licking my sticky mattress" Wtf are you licking it for? Flip it | |||
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"Ding ding. Any chance of a room . I'm wrecked after my trek. Wore way too many clothes expecting rain and wind . "If ya fix my water ya can share mine, won't be much room like as everything I own is in it | |||
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"Whats going on? Why all the commotion? Somebody put a note under my door "want to watch me wank, meet me out the back at the bins dressed as Britney, 5pm xxx" Hour and a fucking half Ive been standing down the bins, dressed as a schoolgirl and nobody shows up............. Some people are so weird!!! Im off to my room to get changed ?? My loneliness is killing me (And I) I must confess I still believe (Still believe) When I'm not with you, I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time???" Sorry about that...i got delayed checking it It's just that you drive me crazy but I know you're toxic | |||
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"Hhmmm. Something fishy goin on here between our erstwhile detective ,owner and staff of hotel. Don't you question the integrity of this badge! Det. KT vows to find out who's behind this tragedy. Woodrow was the only true friend in this world
And get some goddam pants on, it ain't normal for a grown adult to walking around with no britches 24/7
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"Alas poor Woody.. Dead wood woody dead.. Dead dead dead..... I need to stop licking my sticky mattress Wtf are you licking it for? Flip it" I did.. That side... Oozed | |||
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"Alas poor Woody.. Dead wood woody dead.. Dead dead dead..... I need to stop licking my sticky mattress Wtf are you licking it for? Flip it I did.. That side... Oozed " | |||
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"Ding ding. Any chance of a room . I'm wrecked after my trek. Wore way too many clothes expecting rain and wind .
If ya fix my water ya can share mine, won't be much room like as everything I own is in it "I'll have a look at your plumbing can't promise anything. Think I have some rubber gloves in my bag. | |||
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"Alas poor Woody.. Dead wood woody dead.. Dead dead dead..... I need to stop licking my sticky mattress Wtf are you licking it for? Flip it I did.. That side... Oozed "are you in the jam doughnut suite? | |||
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"BJ sign me up, has the big dildo been taken away for forensic examination or can we use it as a prop for the photoshoot "Don’t worry Cherry, I have plenty of props. | |||
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"I saw or heard nothing I was eh.... busy" Busy doing some DIY? | |||
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"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman? "Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect! The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow | |||
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"Ekhm am I still alive or a zombie / vampire?
Huh just came back! "Wow! Lay off the hallucinogenics young lady | |||
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"Det KT, if I put me pants on do I get an upgraded room??" Possibly, you'll definitely be taken a bit more seriously | |||
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"Ekhm am I still alive or a zombie / vampire?
Huh just came back!
Wow!
Lay off the hallucinogenics young lady "If you're laying off the hallucinogenics, don't like my mattress.. I've already debated the advantages of cello tape with a green cat | |||
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Lay off the hallucinogenics young lady "Im living on one delicious nectar and it isnt made from hallu mushrooms. Pity  | |||
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"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?
Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!
The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow "Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free | |||
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"BJ sign me up, has the big dildo been taken away for forensic examination or can we use it as a prop for the photoshoot
Don’t worry Cherry, I have plenty of props. "Looking forward to seeing you | |||
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"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items." So Ive stolen some stuff "Book him | |||
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"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?
Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!
The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow
Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free "*writes in notebook "Harbours ill feeling for the victim." | |||
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"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?
Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!
The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow
Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free
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"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?
Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!
The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow
Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free
*writes in notebook
"Harbours ill feeling for the victim."
I can give you something else to write in your notebook boss "Are you trying to obstruct a police investigation ma'am?
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"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items." So Ive stolen some stuff "Anything exciting? | |||
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"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?
Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!
The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow
Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free
*writes in notebook
"Harbours ill feeling for the victim."
I can give you something else to write in your notebook boss
Are you trying to obstruct a police investigation ma'am?
BJs will be back next week "Hardly when I'm helping you investigate it boss | |||
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"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?
Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!
The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow
Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free
*writes in notebook
"Harbours ill feeling for the victim."
I can give you something else to write in your notebook boss
Are you trying to obstruct a police investigation ma'am?
BJs will be back next week
Hardly when I'm helping you investigate it boss "Oh yes... Well keep up the eh... Good work
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"Almost time for bed. Nakes sleep walking is a strong possibility "At least you have a bed, they won't even let me check in | |||
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Just a bible and some loo rolls so far"Clearly a novice.... Batteries from the remote.. Dressing gown.. At least 1 small towel.. All the soap, shampoo and body wash.. Bulbs ftom the lamps.. A spare pillow, a spare blanket, coffee, UHT milk, tea bags and if its possible coat hangers.. | |||
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Anything exciting?
Just a bible and some loo rolls so far
let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed
Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser "Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar? | |||
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Anything exciting?
Just a bible and some loo rolls so far
let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed
Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser
Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?"If that position is open I'll act as bar man | |||
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Anything exciting?
Just a bible and some loo rolls so far
let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed
Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser
Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?
If that position is open I'll act as bar man"That could be a good idea Easy,i won't br disturbing you when i come in late after my stripping | |||
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Anything exciting?
Just a bible and some loo rolls so far
let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed
Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser
Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?"I’ll have an apple martini before I go upstairs to room 666 for this sexy photo shoot. I’ve seen some suspicious goings on today as I was people watching. I saw someone dressed as Britney. Something tells me she’s: *not *that *innocent | |||
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Anything exciting?
Just a bible and some loo rolls so far
let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed
Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser
Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?
If that position is open I'll act as bar man"Good man | |||
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Anything exciting?
Just a bible and some loo rolls so far
let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed
Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser
Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?
I’ll have an apple martini before I go upstairs to room 666 for this sexy photo shoot.
I’ve seen some suspicious goings on today as I was people watching. I saw someone dressed as Britney. Something tells me she’s:
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Anything exciting?
Just a bible and some loo rolls so far
let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed
Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser
Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?
I’ll have an apple martini before I go upstairs to room 666 for this sexy photo shoot.
I’ve seen some suspicious goings on today as I was people watching. I saw someone dressed as Britney. Something tells me she’s:
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" God damn it... "You put the wall through,you and your peep hole. I will have a pina colada before i start my shift please | |||
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"Bar man calls first round on the house for all those in in the next 10 minutes.. Toast our op on his way to valhalla "Just arrived after a long day. Grabbed the keys from the reception. Nobody was there. .... I'm a bit tired but will go for a drink. Hoping to get an update of the events. Will have a glass of red wine please | |||
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"Bar man calls first round on the house for all those in in the next 10 minutes.. Toast our op on his way to valhalla "Scuse me but who's paying for these drinks you're handing out for free?? I've got a huge mortgage to pay, my looks will only get me so far with the debt collectors. Mr Easyfun I need spondolies in the actual till. I can pay you for your work but you need to help me turn a profit in this joint | |||
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"Almost time for bed. Nakes sleep walking is a strong possibility
At least you have a bed, they won't even let me check in "Madam madam terribly sorry please follow me to reception and I'll get you sorted with a room. I'll even give you a room with a fresh mattress protector on it please just no bad reviews on zip advisor I need all the business I can get | |||
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Anything exciting?
Just a bible and some loo rolls so far
let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed
Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser
Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?
I’ll have an apple martini before I go upstairs to room 666 for this sexy photo shoot.
I’ve seen some suspicious goings on today as I was people watching. I saw someone dressed as Britney. Something tells me she’s:
*not
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This ain't Murder she wrote and you ain't goddam Jessica Fletcher
Leave the police work to the professionals ma'am! "I just like the song. And the red shiny catsuit... | |||
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Scuse me but who's paying for these drinks you're handing out for free?? I've got a huge mortgage to pay, my looks will only get me so far with the debt collectors. Mr Easyfun I need spondolies in the actual till. I can pay you for your work but you need to help me turn a profit in this joint "Ill pay for the drinks he handed out (hands over 3 counterfit 50 euro notes) keep the change | |||
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"Almost time for bed. Nakes sleep walking is a strong possibility
At least you have a bed, they won't even let me check in
Madam madam terribly sorry please follow me to reception and I'll get you sorted with a room. I'll even give you a room with a fresh mattress protector on it please just no bad reviews on zip advisor I need all the business I can get "Ah, thank you miss, I'll leave a hefty tip and I won't steal anything, unlike SOME guests | |||
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"Whats going on? Why all the commotion? Somebody put a note under my door "want to watch me wank, meet me out the back at the bins dressed as Britney, 5pm xxx" Hour and a fucking half Ive been standing down the bins, dressed as a schoolgirl and nobody shows up............. Some people are so weird!!! Im off to my room to get changed ?? My loneliness is killing me (And I) I must confess I still believe (Still believe) When I'm not with you, I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time???" Sorry, wrong door. Oops I did it again.. | |||
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Scuse me but who's paying for these drinks you're handing out for free?? I've got a huge mortgage to pay, my looks will only get me so far with the debt collectors. Mr Easyfun I need spondolies in the actual till. I can pay you for your work but you need to help me turn a profit in this joint "They've all paid me... In lira and pesatos | |||
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"Pitty theres no drinks, so going to my sweet dreams in the room with view to the main entrance that the nicest receptionist cared to secure for me. I hope you all have a hot and exciting night "Im off to my bed too folks, Ive had 4 pints of Babycham and Im a little worse for wear , night all x | |||
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"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road . "Can stay in my room , can sleep on the chair up against the door | |||
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"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .
Can stay in my room , can sleep on the chair up against the door"ah my poor back . You just want me to get shot through the door first | |||
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Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim "who here doesn't want some trim move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too | |||
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Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim who here doesn't want some trim move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too "Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore | |||
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Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim who here doesn't want some trim move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too
Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore "I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man | |||
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"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .
Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim who here doesn't want some trim move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too
Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man "As long you're closest to the door it will be ok | |||
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Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim who here doesn't want some trim move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too
Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man
As long you're closest to the door it will be ok "I've heard on good account that he snores like a tractor with asthma...but he has other redeeming qualities...I'm only saying what I've heard | |||
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Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim who here doesn't want some trim move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too
Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man
As long you're closest to the door it will be ok
I've heard on good account that he snores like a tractor with asthma...but he has other redeeming qualities...I'm only saying what I've heard "see Fozzy knows the score | |||
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Can stay in my room , can sleep on the chair up against the door ah my poor back . You just want me to get shot through the door first "I won't shoot ya promise | |||
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Book him "I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear | |||
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"Too noisy, poor room service... I think its time to find a better place "I'm still sitting in the bar people watching. The goings on is gas. I can't be arsed with all the sqeaking beds and banging going on up stairs in Woodys 2 star hotel... . God rest poor Woody. The Ma and her mates have their rosary beads out for him. RIP.
Come and join me. I've a banana daiquiri something drink here with two straws and an umbrella... | |||
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Can stay in my room , can sleep on the chair up against the door ah my poor back . You just want me to get shot through the door first
I won't shoot ya promise "what about other murdery things ? | |||
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"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .
Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim who here doesn't want some trim move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too
Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man
As long you're closest to the door it will be ok
I've heard on good account that he snores like a tractor with asthma...but he has other redeeming qualities...I'm only saying what I've heard see Fozzy knows the score "Well I'll take ya word Fozzy and will put up with the snoring, I may be asleep before him...Night | |||
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"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .
Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim who here doesn't want some trim move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too
Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man
As long you're closest to the door it will be ok
I've heard on good account that he snores like a tractor with asthma...but he has other redeeming qualities...I'm only saying what I've heard see Fozzy knows the score
Well I'll take ya word Fozzy and will put up with the snoring, I may be asleep before him...Night "I'm already in and under the covers hiding. | |||
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Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim who here doesn't want some trim move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too
Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man
As long you're closest to the door it will be ok
I've heard on good account that he snores like a tractor with asthma...but he has other redeeming qualities...I'm only saying what I've heard see Fozzy knows the score "Just give him his inhaler and he will sleep like a baby. But you'll need to wake him at 2am with a bottle of warm milk for his feed. Agin I've heard it on good account. And Pat his back for a big burp . After that it's up to you how you get him back to sleep... | |||
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Book him
I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear "message from beyond it just so happens that Devine destiny is the gang leaders old lady so just be nice to her and they'll be nice to you | |||
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"Too noisy, poor room service... I think its time to find a better place "Sorry, we’ll try to keep it down in room 666. Cherry has the whip out here. These pictures are going to be great. | |||
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"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items." So Ive stolen some stuff
Book him
I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear message from beyond it just so happens that Devine destiny is the gang leaders old lady so just be nice to her and they'll be nice to you "Great, I think Miss Destiny must have been looking out for me...these guys are absolutely fantastic. They have washed my underwear, massaged my feet, painted my nails and strong armed the guards into getting me my coffee after making sure that my steak was medium rare. This place is a serious upgrade. | |||
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"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items." So Ive stolen some stuff
Book him
I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear message from beyond it just so happens that Devine destiny is the gang leaders old lady so just be nice to her and they'll be nice to you "I thought you were dead
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Book him
I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear message from beyond it just so happens that Devine destiny is the gang leaders old lady so just be nice to her and they'll be nice to you
I thought you were dead
Can you walk on water as well. "That's woodies dead narrative from beyond the grave. He could spare us all a bit of time and say who killed him but that's not how horror stories go apparently | |||
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" Come and join me. I've a banana daiquiri something drink here with two straws and an umbrella... "The rest of the guests are serious lightweights, the residents bar hasn't even opened yet!! Buy me another rum and ?? | |||
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Book him
I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear message from beyond it just so happens that Devine destiny is the gang leaders old lady so just be nice to her and they'll be nice to you
I thought you were dead
Can you walk on water as well.
That's woodies dead narrative from beyond the grave. He could spare us all a bit of time and say who killed him but that's not how horror stories go apparently "Ohh he could....Who killed ya Woody???. And more importantly...is a dildo the way to go
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"The witching hour is almost upon us, if this thread should fill up in my absence I give fozzy permission to start part 3 "I repeat....Youre Dead "Basil Woody Fawlty".... . I'm getting d*unk at the bar drinking Bannana something drinks people watching and will be in no fit state to start nowt. HOWEVER you dead person...if I'm still sitting here in this 2 star murder hotel at 175....I shall listen and obey the voice from beyond. Or I might just fall asleep unless I get a better offer . Or I'll get the Ma to do it for me....she's watching ... | |||
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"I am gonna have to leave the ladies to the photoshoot I will recommence tomorrow because it has been alot of fun,some of those pics would certainly do Woody proud
I need to go to the voodoo lounge,hope to see some of ye there "Oh if only I wasn't falsely imprisoned...I would be there kicking up my heels with you. P.s Biker gangs are great at maintenance...I'm bringing this lot back with me. They said that they will work for bed and board, Devine Destiny has them all well trained. I kindly offered to let a few bunk with me | |||
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"The witching hour is almost upon us, if this thread should fill up in my absence I give fozzy permission to start part 3
I repeat....Youre Dead "Basil Woody Fawlty".... . I'm getting d*unk at the bar drinking Bannana something drinks people watching and will be in no fit state to start nowt. HOWEVER you dead person...if I'm still sitting here in this 2 star murder hotel at 175....I shall listen and obey the voice from beyond. Or I might just fall asleep unless I get a better offer . Or I'll get the Ma to do it for me....she's watching ... "Stamina Fozzy...nearly there | |||
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"The witching hour is almost upon us, if this thread should fill up in my absence I give fozzy permission to start part 3
I repeat....Youre Dead "Basil Woody Fawlty".... . I'm getting d*unk at the bar drinking Bannana something drinks people watching and will be in no fit state to start nowt. HOWEVER you dead person...if I'm still sitting here in this 2 star murder hotel at 175....I shall listen and obey the voice from beyond. Or I might just fall asleep unless I get a better offer . Or I'll get the Ma to do it for me....she's watching ...
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