FabSwingers.com forum: Untrue Facts

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Lennox Lewis was going to get married to the lead singer of The Eurythmics, until she insisted that in this modern age he had to take her surname rather than the usual way round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated Ray Liotta’s daughter Tarka

Lovely girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 2005 Kaizer won the Nobel Peace prize for his many years of selfless work in "Shifting and other Kiss related activities"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The footballer Bacary Sagna loaned his brother Les the money to open an Italian restaurant in Carrick on Shannon

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Single guys on fab are reliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phil Spector’s younger brother Crispin is head of quality control at Tayto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry now but "untrue facts"

That a real head spinner isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit Alt+F4 on any Microsoft office document you are working on right now, and it will turn on auto save.

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Male drivers own the road & their Ferrari/Lotus (Ford/Citroen/Peugeot) cars don’t have indicators or the means to see other drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry now but "untrue facts"

That a real head spinner isn't it. "

What you read is false Tex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you sneeze, cough and fart at the same time you have achieved true inner peace and are at one with the universe

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

All types of peas are male........except for chickpeas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mehole Martin is a great politicion!!!

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

I went out for a walk with measuring tape so never passed the 5km limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stick a finger in each each, close your eyes and shout NA NA NA NA!

All space and time will pause abruptly, until you stop

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Dastardly & Mutley were the producers 1st choice as Marty McFly & the Doc, in the Back2TheFuture franchise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah yeah course I love ya.

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By *ack the lad777Man
over a year ago

Dublin

86% of facts are made up on the spot.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

X-hamster is a website about divorced small mammals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A german shepherd will only obey instructions spoken in Deutsch

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I cannot walk on water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freddie Mercury and his milkman had quite a lot in common...they both liked to leave cream in the back passage !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying with fantastic Freddy facts

Freddy Mercury is the brother of long time Russian leader Vladimir Putin. Putin is in fact Russian for Mercury

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Freddie Mercury and his milkman had quite a lot in common...they both liked to leave cream in the back passage !!!"

Sounds like every man I've ever met tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the great potato famine of the 1800's, the cruel British rulers refused to allow the Irish natives access Tatyo Park from 1848 to 1852. Keeping the roller-coaster and the like for themselves!

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

You have to catch a ferry to get to County Donegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinead O'Connor has a birthmark on the right side of her head, that's the exact same shape as County Louth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serena Williams called her dog Tennisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen Victoria was crowned on June 28th 1838.

As was traditional with British monarchs, she was named after a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brigadoon is not in Scotland. It's a small village just south of Borris-in-Ossory. Fact

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

[Removed by poster at 31/03/21 01:21:30]

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

To keep women safer, they are having their driving licenses cancelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to burst your bubble but there is no such thing as an untrue fact.

There are facts and then there are statements. Facts are statements which are verifiably true.

Statements can, of course, be true or false - fact or fiction, in other words.

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Sorry to burst your bubble but there is no such thing as an untrue fact.

There are facts and then there are statements. Facts are statements which are verifiably true.

Statements can, of course, be true or false - fact or fiction, in other words. "

Might I offer you some camomile tea to calm you down?

Just before I kick her backside off the thread for ruining the craic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her?

Camomile?

Are you concussed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During the great potato famine of the 1800's, the cruel British rulers refused to allow the Irish natives access Tatyo Park from 1848 to 1852. Keeping the roller-coaster and the like for themselves!

It was only 4 minutes

Let it go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barry Mannilow didn't write his hit song,"I write the songs"

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

There are no "Hills of Donegal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no F in cake

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

If you send a wink, update a status, accept a friend request and receive a message you get a bonus round where you collect as many coins as you can within a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freddie Mercury and his milkman had quite a lot in common...they both liked to leave cream in the back passage !!!

Sounds like every man I've ever met tbh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brigadoon is not in Scotland. It's a small village just south of Borris-in-Ossory. Fact

Fuck me fozzy, not many know Borris in Ossory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During the great potato famine of the 1800's, the cruel British rulers refused to allow the Irish natives access Tatyo Park from 1848 to 1852. Keeping the roller-coaster and the like for themselves!

It was only 4 minutes

Let it go "

The famine lasted 7 years.

The closure of Tayto Park to the natives was 4 years.

That's over 1400 days of no roller-coaster rides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Hoy has a sister, Yolanda.

Keen sailor apparently.

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

If you speak loudly and slowly it will translate into the local dialect and the people will understand you

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Watching videos online (which accounts for 60% of internet traffic) contributes 300m tons of CO2... about 1% of global emissions.

So, wank faster to stream less porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The black bits in an old banana are it turning into honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey badgers aren't made of honey,nor do they make honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The methane gas found in a single fart can be used to power a town the size of Kells for 90 days

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The methane gas found in a single fart can be used to power a town the size of Kells for 90 days

When did Kells get electricity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark can undoubtedly swim faster than I can,but I,even at my age can run faster than the shark can,so in a triathlon it would come down to whom is the better cyclist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The methane gas found in a single fart can be used to power a town the size of Kells for 90 days

When did Kells get electricity "

When you stopped at centra for a bag of sausage rolls and farted your head off!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Your eyes really can roll 360 degrees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank Carson died of exhaustion, following a visit to a Jacob's factory

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By *sbotangoMan
over a year ago

Close by

U have to abide by covid regulations

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