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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so I realised after a post in the lounge yesterday that we are all hosts to a whole lot of contagious yuckiness. Viruses, bacteria, parasites etc all want to live in us. I want to be a 5star hotel so how do i reduce the risk of unwanted guests.

Pick one and tips on to stop them at the door. Ill start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid other people, especially those randomers who want to paw virtual strangers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Threadworm from anal play.

- Hand and body hygiene - wash wash wash!!

- Condoms and dental dams

- Vermox tablets to kill the feckers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Avoid other people, especially those randomers who want to paw virtual strangers"

An empty hotel is no fun though

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Threadworm from anal play.

- Hand and body hygiene - wash wash wash!!

- Condoms and dental dams

- Vermox tablets to kill the feckers"

Ah bloody hell I've gone right off my toast now thanks Rub for that image first thing in the morning.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Lice .

Just be bald all over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its definitely not a 5 star breakfast. Sorry Bo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be a thread about room service n stuff. Ahh Jesus this is too much this hour of the morning

Brush your teeth. Esp my snaggle tooth on the lower left. That's my contribution.

In a 5star hotel they have free tooth brushes. And 7 star they have people to brush them for you so I've heard. 3 star is my limit though.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Galway

Some things I've tried myself.

Eat raw parsley often. It gets rid of intestinal parasites.

Eat garlic raw and cooked, it keeps mosquitos away.

Expose as much of your body to sunshine, naked sunbathing, it boosts your immune system.

Fast for a day every week, and have a colonic irrigation every now and then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have more than my yearly bubble bath

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Some things I've tried myself.

Fast for a day every week, and have a colonic irrigation every now and then. "

What's a colonic irrigation like...how do you feel afterwards

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Galway


"Some things I've tried myself.

Fast for a day every week, and have a colonic irrigation every now and then.

What's a colonic irrigation like...how do you feel afterwards "

Empty!.. No bloated feelings, slimmer, lighter, energised.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Some things I've tried myself.

Fast for a day every week, and have a colonic irrigation every now and then.

What's a colonic irrigation like...how do you feel afterwards

Empty!.. No bloated feelings, slimmer, lighter, energised. "

That's going on my list for this year ..sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so I realised after a post in the lounge yesterday that we are all hosts to a whole lot of contagious yuckiness. Viruses, bacteria, parasites etc all want to live in us. I want to be a 5star hotel so how do i reduce the risk of unwanted guests.

Pick one and tips on to stop them at the door. Ill start"

.. You can't beat a good diet Rub.. You are what you eat. And stay away from nasty dirty men!! Hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol. so it all boils down to a good breakfast basically!!

sorry if i ruined ya'alls with my bad timing

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Lol. so it all boils down to a good breakfast basically!!

sorry if i ruined ya'alls with my bad timing

"

Ah I still ate mine anyhow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a fresh blade every time you shave your nether regions. Not only will it make the job easier but it will help prevent ingrown hairs, you won't be introducing bacteria from a previously used blade which may lead to painful boils. Moisturise the area afterwards using a LIGHT moisturising lotion to further guard against razor rash and ingrown hairs.

And as an aside, a five blade razor head is much more efficient and will leave a cleaner smoother finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threadworm from anal play.

- Hand and body hygiene - wash wash wash!!

- Condoms and dental dams

- Vermox tablets to kill the feckers

Ah bloody hell I've gone right off my toast now thanks Rub for that image first thing in the morning. "

Lunch just got chucked in the bin. Rub im gonna have to put you on the "approach with caution list" going forward

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Lunch just got chucked in the bin. Rub im gonna have to put you on the "approach with caution list" going forward "

Ah i know ive put my foot in it - this is a response i expect is not unique to you now

I should have led with something milder but seeing this on a discussion in The Lounge yesterday it just freaked me out and got stuck in my head!!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Gargle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gargle

"
.. I think everyone holding their breath waiting for Rubs response to this one!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gargle

"

And spit or swallow??

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Gargle

And spit or swallow?? "

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Gargle

.. I think everyone holding their breath waiting for Rubs response to this one!! "

On this rare occasion...my lips are sealed

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Gargle

.. I think everyone holding their breath waiting for Rubs response to this one!!

On this rare occasion...my lips are sealed "

So its a swallow from you then

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Gargle

.. I think everyone holding their breath waiting for Rubs response to this one!!

On this rare occasion...my lips are sealed

So its a swallow from you then "

Gulp

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