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Without mentioning the profile, can you quote any funny or intriguing lines you have seen, give us a 'lil giggle on a Friday  | |||
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"I'm not into knee tremblers round the back of the bins "Ha ha, brilliant! Great seeing a bit of personality coming through in bios  | |||
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"I'm not into knee tremblers round the back of the bins " Sadly due to a massive backlog of lovely ladies who are awaiting the lifting of restrictions and my attentions I edited my profile last week and removed "knee tremblers" from my profile
I have assured s1ren i will reinstate it at some point as it made her laugh.  | |||
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"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that "I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level  | |||
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"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level "It does, that cracks me up | |||
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"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level "Funny the ones that jump out at you. The ones with self-deprecating humour are the best and ones full of negatives are the worst, imo  | |||
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"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level
Funny the ones that jump out at you. The ones with self-deprecating humour are the best and ones full of negatives are the worst, imo "Absolutely but I still find some of the moany ones funny. | |||
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""this place is overpopulated with single sausages" made me laugh" at least you have a lot to choose from, women always have more to look at when they are shopping ha | |||
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"Keep looking because if I had your eyes I would be looking at me to lol" Ugh, who are they so I can block them  | |||
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"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level
Funny the ones that jump out at you. The ones with self-deprecating humour are the best and ones full of negatives are the worst, imo
Absolutely but I still find some of the moany ones funny. "Nothing makes me hit the 'back' button quicker tbh  | |||
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"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level
Funny the ones that jump out at you. The ones with self-deprecating humour are the best and ones full of negatives are the worst, imo
Absolutely but I still find some of the moany ones funny.
Nothing makes me hit the 'back' button quicker tbh "... Same here... Moaney or preachy are painful... Love funny or bit of craic... I saw a gorgeous looking women in UK but her profile was the moaniest bunch of drivel.. Half way through it I think i actually fell asleep | |||
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"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level
Funny the ones that jump out at you. The ones with self-deprecating humour are the best and ones full of negatives are the worst, imo
Absolutely but I still find some of the moany ones funny.
Nothing makes me hit the 'back' button quicker tbh "As in the irony of some of them. The list of demands they make while giving out about people who message them. | |||
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"Funniest things I've seen on bios are people's ages. I was in a chat group with a forum poster 3 years ago and his profile back then started he was 55 which would make him 58 now but somehow he has lost 8 years and is only 50. Not to mention those who are one age on their single profile but a few years younger on their couples bio. Surely if you are confused about your age there may be other aspects you aren't sure about also? " Very few tell the truth about age on here! When they come back with a profile and have lowered the age even more! Laughable | |||
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"Very few tell the truth about age on here! When they come back with a profile and have lowered the age even more! Laughable " Once chatted to a guy and mentioned that we were honest about our age (he admitted he was older than his profile). His reply was "rookie mistake". So basically it's considered a mistake to be honest about your age on here | |||
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"I saw a female profile in UK that said... "I like sex in public and by public I mean the park, the beach, the train station, the library.. Anywhere that gets my heart racing so if you not into that you can f*ck right off"... I did giggle at that "Remember guys can't run with their trousers around their ankles | |||
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"I saw a female profile in UK that said... "I like sex in public and by public I mean the park, the beach, the train station, the library.. Anywhere that gets my heart racing so if you not into that you can f*ck right off"... I did giggle at that "She sounds like someone you'd enjoy a pint with in fairness | |||
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"I saw a female profile in UK that said... "I like sex in public and by public I mean the park, the beach, the train station, the library.. Anywhere that gets my heart racing so if you not into that you can f*ck right off"... I did giggle at that
She sounds like someone you'd enjoy a pint with in fairness "... She sounds like she could be the bouncer on the door of the pub while I go inside and have a drink with a normal woman | |||
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"Very few tell the truth about age on here! When they come back with a profile and have lowered the age even more! Laughable Once chatted to a guy and mentioned that we were honest about our age (he admitted he was older than his profile). His reply was "rookie mistake". So basically it's considered a mistake to be honest about your age on here "I'm really 73  | |||
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. The ability to take the piss out of yourself is always a great starting point for us | |||
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"Humour everytime. When we first joined a guy who left soon after had in his profile "I'll give you more O's than a packet of hulahoops" . The ability to take the piss out of yourself is always a great starting point for us "Agreed
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"Humour everytime. When we first joined a guy who left soon after had in his profile "I'll give you more O's than a packet of hulahoops" . The ability to take the piss out of yourself is always a great starting point for us " the people I have liked the most from here who I got the pleasure to meet in person were the ones who made me laugh out loud with their profile text and/or pics | |||
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"Humour everytime. When we first joined a guy who left soon after had in his profile "I'll give you more O's than a packet of hulahoops" . The ability to take the piss out of yourself is always a great starting point for us
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You guys have some very funny lines on yours as well "Lines nothing but facts in our profile . At least we can always say we told yeah so as meets run out the door | |||
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"Very few tell the truth about age on here! When they come back with a profile and have lowered the age even more! Laughable Once chatted to a guy and mentioned that we were honest about our age (he admitted he was older than his profile). His reply was "rookie mistake". So basically it's considered a mistake to be honest about your age on here
I'm really 73 "I lied upwards, I am really 35 | |||
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