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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me: "Squirting isn't real, right? It's just urine, right?"

Interviewer: "I meant any questions about the job."

Any of you Rascals have bad interview experiences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an interview today funnily enough. Thought it all went well. Left the room and as I was walking out of the place I looked down to the floor to notice....

MY FUCKING FLY WAS UNDONE!

I really hope it wasn't visible!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

At the grand old age of 17 I had to attend an interview in The ESB for an electrical apprenticeship

Waiting outside the interview room and a man came along and sat down near me

We started chatting about football clubs and hooligans

He then left after 10 mins went in for the interview and he was one of the 3 people interviewed me

Didn't get the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interviewer: what one word would you use to describe yourself?

Me: Hired

Interviewer: you're good

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"What would you say is your biggest weakness?"

"Honesty"

"I don't think that is a weakness"

"I don't give a fuck what you think..."

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By *hortfuseWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm a Recruiter.

I've been asked for a date, asked for my number countless times - I'm apparently too friendly!

-nods- yup yup I'm paid to be!

I've had people in that can't speak the language that they applied for (English, German, Italian) haven't washed in days, appeared to be answering questions only they can hear, zip down, buttons open on blouse, food in their beard and down their shirt. I've been threatened, been sent inappropriate pics.

Endless list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have been recruiting for the civil service..... because must of them were hired lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the time I was a teenager. I was recommended by my neighbour (of a particular religion which was never a problem for me) to a large shop in town (owned by a guy of said religion).

First question.

Owner:- Now young man... what school do you go to?

Me:- The Marist Brothers

Owner:- I’m sorry but we don’t have any vacancies

End of interview

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By *exydoctorsCouple
over a year ago

Galway/Clare


" I'm a Recruiter.

I've been asked for a date, asked for my number countless times - I'm apparently too friendly!

-nods- yup yup I'm paid to be!

I've had people in that can't speak the language that they applied for (English, German, Italian) haven't washed in days, appeared to be answering questions only they can hear, zip down, buttons open on blouse, food in their beard and down their shirt. I've been threatened, been sent inappropriate pics.

Endless list! "

Was that zip down thing just yesterday.....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Once had a woman come for an interview in our company with a baby in her arms.she was discreetly breastfeeding while waiting.

Her husband was meant to meet her outside the office block but never showed so I minded sleeping baby outside interview room while inside she got the job.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Once had a 19 year old guy come in for an interview.

He lived a couple of doors away from the business and had been recommended by a senior staff member.

He turned up half an hour late but I interviewed him regardless as a favour to the person who had put his name forward.

He hadn't shaved and still had bedhair at 3 in the afternoon.

Every answer was either a grunt or don't know.

I asked if he had a forklift licence and he replied that he didn't but had a mate who could get him one by the next morning.

Tough call but decided not to go with him but that upset the guy who recommended him.

I dealt with that but then his granny arrived the next day to see why he hadn't got the job.

I told her honestly and she said how about I get him to tidy himself up and send him back round?

Thanks but no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent by recruiter to The Curragh for admin job interview years ago.

No time to prepare at all!

Them - "Have you ever been to the races?"

My brain - Lie, lie, lie woman!

My mouth - "Never"

Doh!!

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman
over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

“Can you perform under pressure?”

No, but I’ll give Bohemian Rhapsody a good crack.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"“Can you perform under pressure?”

No, but I’ll give Bohemian Rhapsody a good crack. "

it

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

we had this kid come into the office for an interview a few years back...

as he was standing in front of the office, he just started this projectile vomit right there, in front of all the people passing by..

was actually offered the job but he never came back to us...

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