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"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want "Why does that song always pop in my head..? Zig a zig ah ....  | |||
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"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want "Why you look hot to me | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend. "Hi, thanks for your query. We apologise for this inconsistency. As an organisation, Females(tm) strive to deliver the best service to you, our customer. It seems in this instance you have encountered some "free will" and "independent thinking" amongst our workers. We will be escalating this to the highest levels to resolve this anomaly and provide you with clear and consistent messaging going forward. To apologise for this hiccup, please see attached a voucher for 5% off your next transaction with Females(tm). Best regards, Females(tm) Customer Service Team | |||
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"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want
Why does that song always pop in my head..? Zig a zig ah ...."If you want me future, forget my past If you want to get with me better make it fast... God damnit now it's in my head | |||
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"I want 5% more not 5% off "Hi, thanks for your query. It looks like you're enquiring about our Females+(tm) package! Females+ is a premium product which delivers even more great service from Females(tm). For the low low monthly cost of (1) treating women like individual human beings and (2) genuine time and effort, you can get up to 100% MORE VALUE out of Females(tm)! To sign up, contact your nearest Female(tm) today! | |||
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"We're not a fucking hive mind." borg (trekkies will understand  ) | |||
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"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want
Why does that song always pop in my head..? Zig a zig ah ....
If you want me future, forget my past
If you want to get with me better make it fast...
God damnit now it's in my head " | |||
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"We're not a fucking hive mind.borg (trekkies will understand ) "That was exactly what was in my head! Glad someone got it haha | |||
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"whatever it says in my profile is what I want. thats why we have individual profiles "But we could streamline the whole process if every single female just agreed to fit into a narrow band of requirements that us cavemen could just click and collect  | |||
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"whatever it says in my profile is what I want. thats why we have individual profiles
But we could streamline the whole process if every single female just agreed to fit into a narrow band of requirements that us cavemen could just click and collect "Lazy fookers  | |||
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"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me.... "Well what do you expect with all the restrictions in place? | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Hi, thanks for your query. We apologise for this inconsistency. As an organisation, Females(tm) strive to deliver the best service to you, our customer. It seems in this instance you have encountered some "free will" and "independent thinking" amongst our workers. We will be escalating this to the highest levels to resolve this anomaly and provide you with clear and consistent messaging going forward.
To apologise for this hiccup, please see attached a voucher for 5% off your next transaction with Females(tm).
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Females(tm) Customer Service Team "Hi Females (tm) customer service team I was searching for females (tm) contact details online for ages but couldnt find it. I was wondering, can we keep the "free will" and "independent thinking"? My thoughts are if there was no independent thinking then the go to would be tall, dark and handsome and I have none of these things. Well handsome sometimes but tall and dark nope. With free thinking and wanting different things maybe some people will have attraction to short arses like myself
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"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me.... "They want lifted and laid 
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"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....
Well what do you expect with all the restrictions in place? "This was even before covid | |||
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"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....
They want lifted and laid
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"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....
They want lifted and laid
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"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....
Well what do you expect with all the restrictions in place?
This was even before covid" very true Miss
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"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....
Well what do you expect with all the restrictions in place?
This was even before covid
very true Miss
Has to be a little compromise..."I will meet you half way | |||
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"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....
Well what do you expect with all the restrictions in place?
This was even before covid
very true Miss
Has to be a little compromise...
So you up for a little outdoor fun then
I will meet you half way " | |||
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"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want "Me too lolly. Me too... sigh  | |||
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Women are easy to talk to - we always can find a topic to discuss
The problem is (maybe is my and my fem friends experience) that most of the men are scared to talk to a strong and independent woman.
I was lucky chatting to a few lovely gents on fab, and I can count them on the fingers of one of my hands! Shocking really  | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Hi, thanks for your query. We apologise for this inconsistency. As an organisation, Females(tm) strive to deliver the best service to you, our customer. It seems in this instance you have encountered some "free will" and "independent thinking" amongst our workers. We will be escalating this to the highest levels to resolve this anomaly and provide you with clear and consistent messaging going forward.
To apologise for this hiccup, please see attached a voucher for 5% off your next transaction with Females(tm).
Best regards,
Females(tm) Customer Service Team " | |||
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"I really want bacon just bacon and that’s my final answer "Aren’t you easy to please | |||
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"I want what I want,when I want it . "I want it all, and I want it now | |||
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"I want what I want,when I want it .
I want it all, and I want it now "So tell me what you want, what you really, really want | |||
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" Hi Females (tm) customer service team I was searching for females (tm) contact details online for ages but couldnt find it. I was wondering, can we keep the "free will" and "independent thinking"? My thoughts are if there was no independent thinking then the go to would be tall, dark and handsome and I have none of these things. Well handsome sometimes but tall and dark nope. With free thinking and wanting different things maybe some people will have attraction to short arses like myself
Thank you "Sounds like you're looking for an actual human woman. Females(tm) does not provide this service. Thank you for your enquiry, and may the odds be ever in your favour. | |||
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"I want what I want,when I want it .
I want it all, and I want it now
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want "I haven't decided yet
Cos we can do that too!! | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend. "Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable.. but obviously it’s down to each individual what they feel is acceptable... so no one final answer I’d volunteer for ye OP... just pesky females with free choice... darn it.. | |||
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"I want what I want,when I want it .
I want it all, and I want it now
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I haven't decided yet
Cos we can do that too!!" | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable.. "So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..
So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool "I was so just thinking that myself | |||
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kind of hard to ask all women what they want, they don't share a brain or feelings so, it's person to person but it's completely acceptable to be single or attached on here, someone will like it, someone will not. You can't please everyone, so that's probably the best way to think about it!
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"I really want bacon just bacon and that’s my final answer
Aren’t you easy to please" | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..
So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool
I was so just thinking that myself "Wow mind readers on here, you know you could be making a lot of money with "mind reading" ???? | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..
So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool "You should probably check my profile then just to be sure, before reading my mind ???? | |||
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"I want what I want,when I want it .
I want it all, and I want it now
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I haven't decided yet
Cos we can do that too!!" wanting it all and not deciding what all is, no wonder us poor cavemen are always confused by you lot | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..
So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool "Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site? | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..
So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?"I think it's important to be honest so people can make an informed decision about whether they want to meet someone, yes. If someone states they don't want to meet attached people, it's not cool to lie in order to meet them. It's violating a stated boundary. | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..
So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?
I think it's important to be honest so people can make an informed decision about whether they want to meet someone, yes. If someone states they don't want to meet attached people, it's not cool to lie in order to meet them. It's violating a stated boundary."Now you are way way off the topic, the topic isin about honestly or lies, so let get back on track. | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..
So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?
I think it's important to be honest so people can make an informed decision about whether they want to meet someone, yes. If someone states they don't want to meet attached people, it's not cool to lie in order to meet them. It's violating a stated boundary.Now you are way way off the topic, the topic isin about honestly or lies, so let get back on track. "You... literally asked? | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..
So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?"And you ask too many questions! It’s a full on lesson in ‘how to find your perfect match on fab’ is what you need.... | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..
So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?"If someone is lying in their life about being on here and lying to those on here...what is left? Nothing but lies plus most on here will sniff it out. People have different reasons/circumstances/excuses and that is their business. Some want to know if the person they are with is attached or not as they do mind or don't but being honest when you are chatting to someone who you want to meet gives them the choice and shows that not all areas of your life is deceptive. I have friends on here that are all different stages of relationships but I respect the honesty to me and don't need to know what is going on for them unless they want to talk to me about it and that is their choice. | |||
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"Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?" Yes it matters .Why would anyone think it wouldn't matter ? | |||
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"We're not a fucking hive mind.borg (trekkies will understand ) " | |||
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What flavour today? "Black forest gateau it's been ages since I had a slice of that | |||
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"Men who know what they want please. "what do you want? | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend. "Not being called females possibly? | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
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Not being called females possibly? ding ding ding "That's only acceptable on the third Tuesday of a month with four letters in it | |||
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"Men who know what they want please. what do you want?"Right now. A martini after a massage with happy ending | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.
Hi, thanks for your query. We apologise for this inconsistency. As an organisation, Females(tm) strive to deliver the best service to you, our customer. It seems in this instance you have encountered some "free will" and "independent thinking" amongst our workers. We will be escalating this to the highest levels to resolve this anomaly and provide you with clear and consistent messaging going forward.
To apologise for this hiccup, please see attached a voucher for 5% off your next transaction with Females(tm).
Best regards,
Females(tm) Customer Service Team "Hands down best reply 8ve ever seen on forums..respect girl u made me splutter my tea | |||
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"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want "I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl if I did I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a 10 foot bat... | |||
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"I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala Ta da" Beaten to the punch.. apologies haha
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"I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala Ta da Beaten to the punch.. apologies haha
Ps this is what happens when you skip to the end of the thread just because you want to be funny to invisible strangers... I'll leave now" | |||
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"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want, Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend. "Everyone wants the same thing: Satisfaction! That’s the destination. There are multiple routes | |||
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"Men who know what they want please. what do you want?
Right now. A martini after a massage with happy ending "i see | |||
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"I like my sausage with man attached to it. "Maybe just the sausage with having to get the whole pig. | |||
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"I like my sausage with man attached to it.
Maybe just the sausage with having to get the whole pig."I certainly wouldn't say no to a comprehensive cochonnerie package. | |||
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