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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An old man is sitting on his porch and sees some young-uns walking past, carrying chicken wire.

-where you going with that chicken wire?

-to catch chickens!

-that's not how chicken wire works!

Some time later the boys come back past with 3 large chickens tied up in chicken wire.

-well I'll be...

The next day, the same boys walk past carrying a load of duct tape

-where you going with that duct tape

-to catch ducks!

-that's not how duct tape works!

Some time later the boys come back past with 3 large ducks tied up in duct tape.

-well I'll be...

The next day the 3 boys walk past carrying plants.

-what you got there boys?

-pussy willow.

-hold up I'm coming with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An old man is sitting on his porch and sees some young-uns walking past, carrying chicken wire.

-where you going with that chicken wire?

-to catch chickens!

-that's not how chicken wire works!

Some time later the boys come back past with 3 large chickens tied up in chicken wire.

-well I'll be...

The next day, the same boys walk past carrying a load of duct tape

-where you going with that duct tape

-to catch ducks!

-that's not how duct tape works!

Some time later the boys come back past with 3 large ducks tied up in duct tape.

-well I'll be...

The next day the 3 boys walk past carrying plants.

-what you got there boys?

-pussy willow.

-hold up I'm coming with you!"

. Any one got any spare pussy willow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went into a bar....ffs Remember Those Days....

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By *addubMan
over a year ago

dublin. 12


"an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went into a bar....ffs Remember Those Days.... "
what's a bar ?.

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon


"an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went into a bar....ffs Remember Those Days.... "
I do surely and in a country that neither of us were from too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blonde walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.. So he gave her one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call an irish woman with one leg?...... Eileen

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