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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi all been a few years but your king has returned but

Its not William or Harry?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Elvis ....is that you...or Martin King

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By *ilfeaterMan
over a year ago

limerick

Crisps?

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By *parklySassWoman
over a year ago

Sassville

King Kong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ego?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"King Kong? "
Well I'm hung like king Kong but not right answer.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

How many threads do you intend to try to be funny and edgy in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like you were back 5 weeks ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ... Just what this place needs.. Another ego

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many threads do you intend to try to be funny and edgy in "
Not as many as you by the looks of things.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"How many threads do you intend to try to be funny and edgy in Not as many as you by the looks of things. "

Ok I'll ignore the troll now ....enjoy your fame or whatever it is you're desperately looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've blocked him... Tool that he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christ... Just what this place needs.. Another ego "
I'm sure there is place for both of us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many threads do you intend to try to be funny and edgy in Not as many as you by the looks of things.

Ok I'll ignore the troll now ....enjoy your fame or whatever it is you're desperately looking for "

Perhaps your the troll.Going by the green button you sure like to talk.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Elvis ....is that you...or Martin King "

Could be Adele King

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Elvis ....is that you...or Martin King

Could be Adele King "

No have enough of her and her dogs out walking and the feckin parrot on her shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elvis ....is that you...or Martin King

Could be Adele King "

Billy Jean King ...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Elvis ....is that you...or Martin King

Could be Adele King

No have enough of her and her dogs out walking and the feckin parrot on her shoulder "

I thought you ran off sulking.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Wan-king

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Wan-king"

Ha ha ha.

Thread closed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wan-king

Ha ha ha.

Thread closed."

Why?

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By *13_hercMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Gentlemen, Gentlemen, Please.

The man is as entitled to his own ego as any of us, and lets be honest unless you meet men on Fab, of what consequence is it to you. Leave him be, and let the ladies decide whether or not he deserves his self appointed title, simples

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Wan-king

Ha ha ha.

Thread closed. Why?"

Why not?

Lighten up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gentlemen, Gentlemen, Please.

The man is as entitled to his own ego as any of us, and lets be honest unless you meet men on Fab, of what consequence is it to you. Leave him be, and let the ladies decide whether or not he deserves his self appointed title, simples"

Well fair play to you my friend and the ladies will be tripping over themselves trying to touch the king.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/03/21 17:12:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wan-king"

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By *13_hercMan
over a year ago

Blackrock


"Wan-king

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wan-king

"

Ah now I recognise you from years back a bit more off you but still let you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back your majesty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome back your majesty "
Last time I heard from you Liverpool were the best thing since sliced bread didn t take them long to go stale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was months not years!?

You're not the real King so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was months not years!?

You're not the real King so "

It was all in your head mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was months not years!?

You're not the real King so It was all in your head mate."

Imposter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was months not years!?

You're not the real King so It was all in your head mate.

Imposter "

I'm a bit like Liverpool I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was months not years!?

You're not the real King so It was all in your head mate.

Imposter I'm a bit like Liverpool I guess. "

Boom boom

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Fuc-king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuc-king "

Fay-King

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuc-king

Fay-King "

Don't you Liverpool supporters have a FAY-KING.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea who you really are as Im less than 6 months on fab but my fem friends who are longer than 3 years on fab told me you might be the guy who annoyed everyone

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By *uess.who30Man
over a year ago

Galway/Dublin/London

Dear King,

Your Realm of Fab has become impoverished and stale in your absence, you left us to fend for ourselves against the ravenous Cougars you abandoned. We have been decimated in numbers. The earth and land have been left bare with the arrival of the deadly insurgent known as Colonel Covid, a mere 19 year old who has banished loyal subjects to their homes, others to their graves, with the foreign threat he exposes upon us.. never before has the like been seen... people dont dare whisper his title "C-19" , most even wear masks for fear he shall find them and enter their bodies (not in the way you once did) threatening the possibility of death!

He shows no gender biad and we all have been victimised!

Have you returned to save us and banish this tyrant and release us free on the land to once more initiate in our sacred rituals of debauchery and Kink!!??

Please Mr Fab King... tell us its True!!

As if it isnt, grab a mask and sit tight, we hear there are assasins on their way from across the globe to go to battle.

-Sir Astra zenica

- Lady Maderna

- The Johnson brothers - (They say it only takes them one shot )

-The Kaiser of Pfizer bioNtech

The only problem is apparently none of them heard of Ireland or how the fuck to get here

However, with the kings return we rejoice, for it is clear, the end it near!

Hows your Ego doing now? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear King,

Your Realm of Fab has become impoverished and stale in your absence, you left us to fend for ourselves against the ravenous Cougars you abandoned. We have been decimated in numbers. The earth and land have been left bare with the arrival of the deadly insurgent known as Colonel Covid, a mere 19 year old who has banished loyal subjects to their homes, others to their graves, with the foreign threat he exposes upon us.. never before has the like been seen... people dont dare whisper his title "C-19" , most even wear masks for fear he shall find them and enter their bodies (not in the way you once did) threatening the possibility of death!

He shows no gender biad and we all have been victimised!

Have you returned to save us and banish this tyrant and release us free on the land to once more initiate in our sacred rituals of debauchery and Kink!!??

Please Mr Fab King... tell us its True!!

As if it isnt, grab a mask and sit tight, we hear there are assasins on their way from across the globe to go to battle.

-Sir Astra zenica

- Lady Maderna

- The Johnson brothers - (They say it only takes them one shot )

-The Kaiser of Pfizer bioNtech

The only problem is apparently none of them heard of Ireland or how the fuck to get here

However, with the kings return we rejoice, for it is clear, the end it near!

Hows your Ego doing now? Lol "

Feck can't you make it a little shorter I never read more than one line on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea who you really are as Im less than 6 months on fab but my fem friends who are longer than 3 years on fab told me you might be the guy who annoyed everyone "
Your fem friends want me all for themselves that's why they try putting you off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck can't you make it a little shorter I never read more than one line on the forums. "

Pearls before swine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuc-king

Fay-King Don't you Liverpool supporters have a FAY-KING. "

You'd know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuc-king

Fay-King Don't you Liverpool supporters have a FAY-KING.

You'd know "

I know feck all about Liverpool expect that they are better suited to looking up than looking down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea who you really are as Im less than 6 months on fab but my fem friends who are longer than 3 years on fab told me you might be the guy who annoyed everyone Your fem friends want me all for themselves that's why they try putting you off. "

I have Zero, Null, Nada, Nicht interest in meeting men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea who you really are as Im less than 6 months on fab but my fem friends who are longer than 3 years on fab told me you might be the guy who annoyed everyone Your fem friends want me all for themselves that's why they try putting you off.

I have Zero, Null, Nada, Nicht interest in meeting men "

Ah but you haven't met the king yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuc-king

Fay-King Don't you Liverpool supporters have a FAY-KING.

You'd know I know feck all about Liverpool expect that they are better suited to looking up than looking down."

If you say so

Are you the dude that banged all 5 Spice Girls in the back of Hiace at the Point Depot in 1998?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn any1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuc-king

Fay-King Don't you Liverpool supporters have a FAY-KING.

You'd know I know feck all about Liverpool expect that they are better suited to looking up than looking down.

If you say so

Are you the dude that banged all 5 Spice Girls in the back of Hiace at the Point Depot in 1998?!!

"

Who are the spice girls are they related to the spice boys from Liverpool.

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By *uess.who30Man
over a year ago

Galway/Dublin/London


"Dear King,

Your Realm of Fab has become impoverished and stale in your absence, you left us to fend for ourselves against the ravenous Cougars you abandoned. We have been decimated in numbers. The earth and land have been left bare with the arrival of the deadly insurgent known as Colonel Covid, a mere 19 year old who has banished loyal subjects to their homes, others to their graves, with the foreign threat he exposes upon us.. never before has the like been seen... people dont dare whisper his title "C-19" , most even wear masks for fear he shall find them and enter their bodies (not in the way you once did) threatening the possibility of death!

He shows no gender biad and we all have been victimised!

Have you returned to save us and banish this tyrant and release us free on the land to once more initiate in our sacred rituals of debauchery and Kink!!??

Please Mr Fab King... tell us its True!!

As if it isnt, grab a mask and sit tight, we hear there are assasins on their way from across the globe to go to battle.

-Sir Astra zenica

- Lady Maderna

- The Johnson brothers - (They say it only takes them one shot )

-The Kaiser of Pfizer bioNtech

The only problem is apparently none of them heard of Ireland or how the fuck to get here

However, with the kings return we rejoice, for it is clear, the end it near!

Hows your Ego doing now? Lol Feck can't you make it a little shorter I never read more than one line on the forums. "

Unfortunately I'm not used to short things

I guess you never learned you're supposed to fill that box up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear King,

Your Realm of Fab has become impoverished and stale in your absence, you left us to fend for ourselves against the ravenous Cougars you abandoned. We have been decimated in numbers. The earth and land have been left bare with the arrival of the deadly insurgent known as Colonel Covid, a mere 19 year old who has banished loyal subjects to their homes, others to their graves, with the foreign threat he exposes upon us.. never before has the like been seen... people dont dare whisper his title "C-19" , most even wear masks for fear he shall find them and enter their bodies (not in the way you once did) threatening the possibility of death!

He shows no gender biad and we all have been victimised!

Have you returned to save us and banish this tyrant and release us free on the land to once more initiate in our sacred rituals of debauchery and Kink!!??

Please Mr Fab King... tell us its True!!

As if it isnt, grab a mask and sit tight, we hear there are assasins on their way from across the globe to go to battle.

-Sir Astra zenica

- Lady Maderna

- The Johnson brothers - (They say it only takes them one shot )

-The Kaiser of Pfizer bioNtech

The only problem is apparently none of them heard of Ireland or how the fuck to get here

However, with the kings return we rejoice, for it is clear, the end it near!

Hows your Ego doing now? Lol Feck can't you make it a little shorter I never read more than one line on the forums.

Unfortunately I'm not used to short things

I guess you never learned you're supposed to fill that box up "

Ah the only box I'm interested in filling is a the ladies box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuc-king

Fay-King Don't you Liverpool supporters have a FAY-KING.

You'd know I know feck all about Liverpool expect that they are better suited to looking up than looking down.

If you say so

Are you the dude that banged all 5 Spice Girls in the back of Hiace at the Point Depot in 1998?!!

Who are the spice girls are they related to the spice boys from Liverpool. "

When 2 become Juan!

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Dear King,

Your Realm of Fab has become impoverished and stale in your absence, you left us to fend for ourselves against the ravenous Cougars you abandoned. We have been decimated in numbers. The earth and land have been left bare with the arrival of the deadly insurgent known as Colonel Covid, a mere 19 year old who has banished loyal subjects to their homes, others to their graves, with the foreign threat he exposes upon us.. never before has the like been seen... people dont dare whisper his title "C-19" , most even wear masks for fear he shall find them and enter their bodies (not in the way you once did) threatening the possibility of death!

He shows no gender biad and we all have been victimised!

Have you returned to save us and banish this tyrant and release us free on the land to once more initiate in our sacred rituals of debauchery and Kink!!??

Please Mr Fab King... tell us its True!!

As if it isnt, grab a mask and sit tight, we hear there are assasins on their way from across the globe to go to battle.

-Sir Astra zenica

- Lady Maderna

- The Johnson brothers - (They say it only takes them one shot )

-The Kaiser of Pfizer bioNtech

The only problem is apparently none of them heard of Ireland or how the fuck to get here

However, with the kings return we rejoice, for it is clear, the end it near!

Hows your Ego doing now? Lol Feck can't you make it a little shorter I never read more than one line on the forums.

Unfortunately I'm not used to short things

I guess you never learned you're supposed to fill that box up Ah the only box I'm interested in filling is a the ladies box."

No danger of that happening... us ladies know who is a good apple and who is a bad one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elvis ....is that you...or Martin King "

I’d be happy for a weather forecast to predict something good ahead....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear King,

Your Realm of Fab has become impoverished and stale in your absence, you left us to fend for ourselves against the ravenous Cougars you abandoned. We have been decimated in numbers. The earth and land have been left bare with the arrival of the deadly insurgent known as Colonel Covid, a mere 19 year old who has banished loyal subjects to their homes, others to their graves, with the foreign threat he exposes upon us.. never before has the like been seen... people dont dare whisper his title "C-19" , most even wear masks for fear he shall find them and enter their bodies (not in the way you once did) threatening the possibility of death!

He shows no gender biad and we all have been victimised!

Have you returned to save us and banish this tyrant and release us free on the land to once more initiate in our sacred rituals of debauchery and Kink!!??

Please Mr Fab King... tell us its True!!

As if it isnt, grab a mask and sit tight, we hear there are assasins on their way from across the globe to go to battle.

-Sir Astra zenica

- Lady Maderna

- The Johnson brothers - (They say it only takes them one shot )

-The Kaiser of Pfizer bioNtech

The only problem is apparently none of them heard of Ireland or how the fuck to get here

However, with the kings return we rejoice, for it is clear, the end it near!

Hows your Ego doing now? Lol Feck can't you make it a little shorter I never read more than one line on the forums.

Unfortunately I'm not used to short things

I guess you never learned you're supposed to fill that box up Ah the only box I'm interested in filling is a the ladies box."

Ohhh boy. You sound nice. Mayb the KING needs to learn some respect for us princesses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the last Irish King not dethroned on the 6th of May 2008?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was the last Irish King not dethroned on the 6th of May 2008?"

No that was the Viper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was the last Irish King not dethroned on the 6th of May 2008?

No that was the Viper "

But he was convinced he was King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was the last Irish King not dethroned on the 6th of May 2008?

No that was the Viper

But he was convinced he was King"

Good point Shamey

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Assuming that this is the King of Sligo

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Assuming that this is the King of Sligo"

I assumed its Juan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Assuming that this is the King of Sligo

I assumed its June "

No it's only March

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Assuming that this is the King of Sligo"
?

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