FabSwingers.com forum: I'm a swinger get me out of here

By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

New Game Outline and Guidelines

Hi all thanks to all of you for signing up to just the idea of a game im going to run from tomorrow.

Soooooo I wont keep you in suspense any further the game is........

Im a Swinger get me out of here

This will take place Down under in a hidden jungle called Beavers Bush

Swingers will spend the first day acclimatizing to the bush, their new surroundings and set up camp for the night.

Early on day two all swingers will be faced with a challenge which they must take part in or face elimination. That evening the winner of the challenge will be announced and the three swingers that came last will face a trial on day three

Early on day three the swingers up for elimination will be presented with their challenge, while the other participants will have to take part in a bush tucker trial, and possibly a diary room entry. That evening the announcement will be made as to who will leave the camp and go on to join the judging panel if they so wish.

And so on....you get the drift

At any point in the game if youre not feeling it and want to leave you just have to say the magic words, Im a swinger get me out of here.... and you will be removed from game play.

I Woody will be your host with the most, and behind the scenes I have my executive producer Pleasureprincess2021. Neither of us will take part in the game, both of us along with one other (tbc) will be the only people that create new threads once one fills up. Should anyone have any ideas or suggestions for challenges or bush tucker trials you can message Princess with them.

Im really looking forward to this game everyone and really hope that you all will see it for what is. Its a light hearted game that should be fun and not taken too seriously. I would really love to see this game out till the end and crown some lucky guy or gal Swinger of the Jungle 2021.

Challenges will not be anything crazy or time consuming as we recognise that some of you are still working and home schooling etc.

Below is a list of names that I currently have as participants

If you could all please confirm your interest in still participating or if you would prefer not to play now that you know what is involved.

The cut off point for joining the game is 12pm tonight and the game will start early tomorrow morning

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

Bogm

DevineDestiny

Not very shyguy

Diablo Solo

fast lad

Just Bo

Needs satisfied 69

yngvi Freyr

Sean belfast

Cherry

JollyLolly

tmountie

_ohng69

Goth2000

white witch

FozzieOClock

rubadub dub

Ulsterfry

Miss3B

AnnL

rougish1

Merlin of corkopolis

Caz Murray

Dubguy 40

Anya2020PT

Belfast blue

_ildmovement

louth4fun

_eepixie

Handsonfun4us

sexybuoy

Flurrynfee

Ms Lolly

Kaiser Thunderkiss

Miss Reverie

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Brilliant bring it on well done woody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring it on

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Im very fussy what goes in my mouth

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

Looking forward to it.....i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Game on Woody!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im very fussy what goes in my mouth

Must it have a supermacs wrapper .... not sure they’ve expanded into Beavers Bush....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge

Me neither! I have limitations what can be put into my mouth

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge

Me neither! I have limitations what can be put into my mouth

Well at least one of us will put a cock in it

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Game on Woody! Ill put anything in my mouth and I mean anything

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Good luck everyone

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

All good Woody, I’m up for any challenge and some of my previous ones have being real challenges

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I am in ....

I dont like loosing.....

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

It sounds great Woody but I won't be able to take part as I don't think I'll have time when I'm working to take part as much as is needed.I will watch it unfold tho I'm sure it will be great fun.Good luck everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likewise as per JustBo Woody

Have had a shift change over the next few days and I won’t be able to take part at all during the day when most of the festivities will be happening so I’m gonna say it now and leave a space for a late joiner

I’m a swinger get me out of here

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I am in ....

I dont like loosing....."

Well you better pull out then cause there will only be one winner here and I wouldn’t like you left with egg on your face

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

Challenges will be posted every morning and people will have until that evening to do them, the Bush tucker trial will probably be questions so won't be time consuming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Challenges will be posted every morning and people will have until that evening to do them, the Bush tucker trial will probably be questions so won't be time consuming "

Curious about these challenges! Any hints/examples/spoilers Woody?

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Challenges will be posted every morning and people will have until that evening to do them, the Bush tucker trial will probably be questions so won't be time consuming

Curious about these challenges! Any hints/examples/spoilers Woody? "
not giving too much away but challenges will be straight forward enough, for to work on here they will probably be, a picture or a post or whatever ooooppppss I've said too much now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh sure go On

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

This looks like fun,can i join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im very fussy what goes in my mouth

Chocolate cake!!!!!!

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge

Bogm as I’m told many a time on here when I say I’m straight, just close your eyes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer assumes your opening post should be read in a geordie accent?

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

I'll take the tasks that involve putting stuff in your mouth....!! I'll try anything once...or twice, feck it....famous last words...

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'll take the tasks that involve putting stuff in your mouth....!! I'll try anything once...or twice, feck it....famous last words..."

I’d say the mouth insertion will be hard to prove over fab messages

unless that is woody is going to personally witness each task

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"I'll take the tasks that involve putting stuff in your mouth....!! I'll try anything once...or twice, feck it....famous last words...

I’d say the mouth insertion will be hard to prove over fab messages

unless that is woody is going to personally witness each task

Hmmmm.....wait! U mean i can say what ever I want on this site and get away with it noooo!!

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'll take the tasks that involve putting stuff in your mouth....!! I'll try anything once...or twice, feck it....famous last words...

I’d say the mouth insertion will be hard to prove over fab messages

unless that is woody is going to personally witness each task

Hmmmm.....wait! U mean i can say what ever I want on this site and get away with it noooo!!

Well you might as well join the majority as that seems to be their way of thinking

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"I'll take the tasks that involve putting stuff in your mouth....!! I'll try anything once...or twice, feck it....famous last words...

I’d say the mouth insertion will be hard to prove over fab messages

unless that is woody is going to personally witness each task

Hmmmm.....wait! U mean i can say what ever I want on this site and get away with it noooo!!

Well you might as well join the majority as that seems to be their way of thinking

Fact!

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Roll on the morning

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Roll on anything that is a distraction

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"This looks like fun,can i join?"
yes you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in Woody

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Sounds like fun... can’t wait lol

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in seems like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago

down the road

"Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight

Hey Woody is the game just for singles?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Jesus

Woody has put clothes on...its like shit is getting real with this game now

So who's he meant to be Ant or Dec

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight

Hey Woody is the game just for singles?"
no couples are welcome

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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago

down the road

"Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight

Hey Woody is the game just for singles? no couples are welcome

Cheers. If there is room we could do with a bit of fun. I also noticed you dressed for the occasion

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight

Hey Woody is the game just for singles? no couples are welcome

Cheers. If there is room we could do with a bit of fun. I also noticed you dressed for the occasion

"
well I do have to look the part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight

Hey Woody is the game just for singles? no couples are welcome

Cheers. If there is room we could do with a bit of fun. I also noticed you dressed for the occasion

well I do have to look the part

Jacket on ....he’s pulled

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

If theres room in the plane,pop me in seat near the door..please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I volunteer for the parachute jump into the Beaver Creek!

Look forward to it. Thanks Woody.

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

"Likewise as per JustBo Woody

I’m a swinger get me out of here

"
dubguy40 can you pm me please I want to run something by you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge

Me neither! I have limitations what can be put into my mouth

Well at least one of us will put a cock in it

Buahaha

If you meant about penis - it might be very dangerous for the owner, Mr BogM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge

Bogm as I’m told many a time on here when I say I’m straight, just close your eyes lol"

Hahahaha Sean

Crying on the floor

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

One hour until the deadline, please comment if you're in

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Put me in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One hour until the deadline, please comment if you're in"
ok Woody, You convinced me. I might not last a day. But I'll follow anyway. It looked like all had great fun in the last game

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Woody I’m scared of missing out now

Is there space around the campfire for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi woody, thanks so much for inviting me to the jungle. But, I've just got online now and missed the deadline sorry, thanks though, hope it's as good as ye hope, sure it will be

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

Good morning all you crazy fabbers the time has arrived for the game to begin, I'm your host for the show Mr woody

Pleasureprincess is the executive producer and Co writer of the games. Myself and herself have power to start a new thread in the event of a thread filling up.

It's a glorious morning here in beavers Bush

The rules are simple keep it reasonable clean

No BS will be tolerated, if anyone does anything out of line they will be contacted via pm and given a warning.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaaaaaaa *Big Stretch*

It's a beautiful morning to be in Beavers Bush alright

Let's do this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez is this the first challenge. Get dressed up in suits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez is this the first challenge. Get dressed up in suits

Not at all Fast Lad, just like to look good in the bush

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

Welcome to camp everyone I'll leave you to settle in and get acquainted

BogM

DevineDestiny

Not very shyguy

Diablo Solo

fast lad

Needs satisfied 69

yngvi Freyr

Sean belfast

Cherry

JollyLolly

tmountie

_ohng69

Goth2000

white witch

FozzieOClock

rubadub dub

Ulsterfry

AnnL

rougish1

Merlin of corkopolis

Caz Murray

Anya2020PT

Belfast blue

_ildmovement

louth4fun

_eepixie

Handsonfun4us

sexybuoy

Flurrynfee

Ms Lolly

Kaiser Thunderkiss

Miss Reverie

goneirianbothar

MsLittleRedRidingHood

Fiery minx

_aidbare5

_ohnsmith

Sparkie

peachbum

BelfastD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez is this the first challenge. Get dressed up in suits

Now there’s something else I’ve not done for a year....

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Morning all

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Feckin starvin...when do they feed us

And it was a pleasure jumping out of that plane strapped to Devine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it was a pleasure jumping out of that plane strapped to Devine "

Should we assume how Devine was strapped to you.... a triple thrill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feckin starvin...when do they feed us

And it was a pleasure jumping out of that plane strapped to Devine "

Be careful what you wish for in the breakfast.....

I jumped holding on to Diablo and Needs satisfied

What more could I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was I the only one that was strapless....?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Yaaaaaaa *Big Stretch*

It's a beautiful morning to be in Beavers Bush alright cause let's be honest it's the only beaver ill be getting for the foreseeable future...

Let's do this!

Awe jeeze jolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yaaaaaaa *Big Stretch*

It's a beautiful morning to be in Beavers Bush alright cause let's be honest it's the only beaver ill be getting for the foreseeable future...but at least I know Ms Lolly won't be getting any Jolly

Let's do this!

Awe jeeze jolly

Awe Jeeze is right Lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Who has the matches...i need a cuppa..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Checks pockets* fresh out John

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Ill run to centra...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK lads show us your boy scout patches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owwwch... my head hurts. I was either landed on by my parachute buddy or drank too much wine. Get me hydrated or Im no use to anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill run to centra..."
. That'd be a couple of days trek, who wears glasses...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I applied for come dine with me, something has gone terribly wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is up for first bush tucker trial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a little experiences with bushes

# Just Saying

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"OK lads show us your boy scout patches "

Dib dib dib

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK lads show us your boy scout patches "
. They're on my uniform but that doesn't fit anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owwwch... my head hurts. I was either landed on by my parachute buddy or drank too much wine. Get me hydrated or Im no use to anyone. "

Heads up Rub *throws bottle of water*

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Annl. Did you turn right at the red toad cross?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off

Well if this turns into a murder mystery we'll know who dunnit

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off

Well if this turns into a murder mystery we'll know who dunnit

Good morning,I was just about to say the same thing.

We will have a suspect in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off

Well if this turns into a murder mystery we'll know who dunnit

Good morning,I was just about to say the same thing.

We will have a suspect in mind

I'll wash your back if you wash mine FM......I mean WATCH, WATCH your back

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Im a swinger get me out of here......

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off

Well if this turns into a murder mystery we'll know who dunnit

Good morning,I was just about to say the same thing.

We will have a suspect in mind

I'll wash your back if you wash mine FM......I mean WATCH, WATCH your back

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a swinger get me out of here......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off

I already feel half dead so Ill just lie down on a camp bed until the grim reaper comes

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I’m bringing up the rear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a swinger get me out of here......"

Did you even get out of the plane.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a swinger get me out of here......"

Noooo - clinging to your legs....

We need your uplifting lols

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Anyone want to head for the shower....sharing the water is the right thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going galavanting around to see what's around the bush, maybe some nice hideaways will be found. Back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to head for the shower....sharing the water is the right thing to do

Ill go if you carry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a swinger get me out of here......"

Don't you dare we will need you to distract the lads when we win all the challenges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too

... Something im personally looking forward to

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too

... Something im personally looking forward to

That could be a bit nippy under a waterfall,may need to get the fire lit sharpish

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off

Well if this turns into a murder mystery we'll know who dunnit

See I have you thrown off the scent all ready.

this isolation from the bush really plays with the mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that in the bush or off the bush

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Is that in the bush or off the bush

Well different people will read that different ways depending on their state of mind

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"Feckin starvin...when do they feed us

And it was a pleasure jumping out of that plane strapped to Devine

Be careful what you wish for in the breakfast.....

I jumped holding on to Diablo and Needs satisfied

What more could I need

And I thought that was the parachute buckle sticking into me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found some interesting spots around here on my wanderings......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too

... Something im personally looking forward to

That could be a bit nippy under a waterfall,may need to get the fire lit sharpish "
... After getting out of shower will definitely need a cosy fire to warm up.... Not sure about those hammocks though.... All that swinging about.. Could easily fall out!!

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too

... Something im personally looking forward to

That could be a bit nippy under a waterfall,may need to get the fire lit sharpish ... After getting out of shower will definitely need a cosy fire to warm up.... Not sure about those hammocks though.... All that swinging about.. Could easily fall out!!

I'm thinking a camp bed might be safer than a hammock they would certainly be more stable,if we needed to buddy up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Campbeds!!!. Waterfall showers!!!. WTF. Where's the pub and room service.

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Campbeds!!!. Waterfall showers!!!. WTF. Where's the pub and room service.

Oh there will be a lot more challenges before the pub rears will be on the table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all. I hope you dont have too many bruises when you landed in the jungle

I just came back from a cave.

I have found something really interesting when doing the research...

Oh, did you know there are a few hidden spots on the beach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too

... Something im personally looking forward to

You mean the banana hammock right.... packed a good selection of these... took up no room in the survival bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all. I hope you dont have too many bruises when you landed in the jungle

I just came back from a cave.

I have found something really interesting when doing the research...

Oh, did you know there are a few hidden spots on the beach?

Can you show me the hidden spots , I love exploring maybe we can collect firewood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all. I hope you dont have too many bruises when you landed in the jungle

I just came back from a cave.

I have found something really interesting when doing the research...

Oh, did you know there are a few hidden spots on the beach?

Can you show me the hidden spots , I love exploring maybe we can collect firewood

Its a good idea my dear

I can show you these places, we can harvest some fruits, bring a firewood, and hopefully there is a real man who knows how to put a fire without matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to gather some fire wood for later on. Some help will be appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time to gather some fire wood for later on. Some help will be appreciated

Im up for that. Showered hydrated & napped, im alive!!.

hi ho hi ho its off to work we go.

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

Good afternoon swingers, I see you are all getting acquainted with the camp. Although I must say its a bit of a mess around here Im falling over everyones stuff. Fiery Minx you might want to put away those nipple clamps youve left lying out and Fozzy those so called sock puppets will get lost if youre not careful I can see Sexybuoy eyeing them up already.

You are all very welcome to Beavers Bush in the land down under, I am delighted to have you all here but also to see that so far we have only had one casualty from the parachute jump into camp. Unfortunately we have lost Ms Lolly but thats show business and the show must go on.

Swingers Lunch will be delivered into camp soon a delectable feast of Ryvita, Cauliflower Rice, Squirrel tail and Bachelors baked beans so get your fire ready and decide who the camp chef will be. As there will be no challenge set for today we will run a camp quiz in the afternoon as a team bonding session. I, your host with the most Woody500 will be back later to check in on your progress in camp and to start the quiz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too

... Something im personally looking forward to

I'm thinking a camp bed might be safer than a hammock they would certainly be more stable,if we needed to buddy up

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oh yes certainly... We will have to keep the creepy crawleys at bay so there will be plenty of buddying up in the jungle...we get a nice evening away over at snake Rock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like paradise in BB. Warm and wet, I'll wander around and explore the area to find all the hidden gems where to cosy up whenever is needed. I hope all is available to eat and theres no forbidden fruit trees. And hopefully Tarzan with little clothing is around too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tarzan? Where I like a man in a loincloth

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

Time for a little quiz

First question, what size is the average penis?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Time for a little quiz

First question, what size is the average penis? "

13 cm erect

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

"Time for a little quiz

First question, what size is the average penis? "
there's no such thing as an average penis. They're all marvellous specimens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time for a little quiz

First question, what size is the average penis? "

Really?

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"I’m bringing up the rear

Its a mighty fine rear too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I read somewhere its 5inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to the British Journal of Urology. From a total of 15,521 men from around the world the average flacid is 3.6 in. And the erected is 5.16 in. Girth flacid 3.66 and erected 11.66.

Next question please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time for a little quiz

First question, what size is the average penis?

13 cm erect"

Ill rely on Mr Bog answer

13 cm fully erection, 7cm if flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go with 5 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are these measurements taken under rigorous scientific conditions? from first hand experience temperature can severely widen the range on size haha

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

5 inches....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5.4inches is my guess

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Time for a little quiz

First question, what size is the average penis? "

There’s no such thing as an average penis! They are like finger prints they are all unique.

Is this a trick question.

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"According to the British Journal of Urology. From a total of 15,521 men from around the world the average flacid is 3.6 in. And the erected is 5.16 in. Girth flacid 3.66 and erected 11.66.

Next question please

How did you sneak a phone into camp to look that up on google

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Are these measurements taken under rigorous scientific conditions? from first hand experience temperature can severely widen the range on size haha"

Did you ever get a second hand to go on it?

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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago

down the road

"Time for a little quiz

First question, what size is the average penis? "

Going to say 6 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the British Journal of Urology. From a total of 15,521 men from around the world the average flacid is 3.6 in. And the erected is 5.16 in. Girth flacid 3.66 and erected 11.66.

Next question please

How did you sneak a phone into camp to look that up on google

Shocking! I did not know that there is internet in the jungle!

I will arrange a webcam party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm...

It looks the internet is working in the jungle!

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches

Next question

Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just about to say 5.27854 to be exact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches

Next question

Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women?"

Men because they watch too much porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We women dream about everlasting love but its totally different topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches

Next question

Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women?"

Depending on who’s looking at the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Women...fed up being called Brad...puts me off my stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women...fed up being called Brad...puts me off my stroke "

Ok Brad. But can you change hands without missing a stroke ?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Women...fed up being called Brad...puts me off my stroke

Ok Brad. But can you change hands without missing a stroke ?

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men day dream more than women while having sex... Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men more so than women

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches

Next question

Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women?"

Women.. Found myself in many a beautiful reverie during the act

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded

Is the wifi good there too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez guys.... Going be some smell in this camp later , between cauliflower, rivta and beans !!

Masks to the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For everyone's peace of mind I took part of that study as a price for helping in rescuing baby orangutans so I'm experienced.

As for the second question. Women daydream more than men. They get distracted easily and even tend to think of other men while at it. Also experienced

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches

Next question

Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women?"

Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches

Next question

Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women?"

Has to be women men can't multi task

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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago

down the road

Men daydream more about sex, women daydream more during sex.

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over a year ago

"Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded

Is the wifi good there too?

Sorry Woodsy.... equally distracted when I saw some heading towards this trouser snake rock...

Guess question one is covered...

Question two - women. Most of my daydreams are about sex... then when finally a chance for sex again... it will be like a dream, I’ll be all in on the moment... just going on my own little thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded

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yes we have just returned where I got _iery minx to check out snake rock... Its secluded down there with loads of privacy... Feel free to pop down whenever you can

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

Correct answer is women

Next question

Sex burns as many calories as running a mile ? True or False

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm late to the party, how is everyone settling in

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"For everyone's peace of mind I took part of that study as a price for helping in rescuing baby orangutans so I'm experienced.

As for the second question. Women daydream more than men. They get distracted easily and even tend to think of other men while at it. Also experienced

Oh look at you looking for brownie points to get more votes to stay

rescuing baby orangutans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question 1 Answer. It would be Boris Johnson size

Question 2 Answer. Women I suspect.

No interweb was used for my answers.

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Time for a little quiz

First question, what size is the average penis? "

About the same size as a sky remote

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Correct answer is women

Next question

Sex burns as many calories as running a mile ? True or False"

False 5km I think or for me a marathon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

False

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

False

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Correct answer is women

Next question

Sex burns as many calories as running a mile ? True or False

False 5km I think or for me a marathon

For me it would be more like a Forest Gump run but a marathon would be a good warm up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Correct answer is women

Next question

Sex burns as many calories as running a mile ? True or False. )"

True.... but it’s a one minute mile pace...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

False

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question 1.6 to 8 inch

Question 2. Women

Question 3.false

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For everyone's peace of mind I took part of that study as a price for helping in rescuing baby orangutans so I'm experienced.

As for the second question. Women daydream more than men. They get distracted easily and even tend to think of other men while at it. Also experienced

Oh look at you looking for brownie points to get more votes to stay

rescuing baby orangutans

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ha!! Use all your skills in the jungle if you want to survive

Third answer. I like to think it's true. But its would depend on how intense gets in the bedroom

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded

Is the wifi good there too?

Very good wifi got a bit lost though

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded

yes we have just returned where I got _iery minx to check out snake rock... Its secluded down there with loads of privacy... Feel free to pop down whenever you can "

I think I am starting to like snake rock,might need a guide though,I just keep getting lost Sexybuoy seems to know how to get there easy enough,so i shall just follow along behind him

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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago

down the road

"Correct answer is women

Next question

Sex burns as many calories as running a mile ? True or False"

Umm... going to say True

But as its "I'm a swinger" how many people are we running with.

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By *oody500 OP Man
over a year ago

Bray

The answer was true

Next question

After the bedroom what is the second most popular place to have sex?

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

Stairs

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