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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Shamelessly taken from the lounge where some poor male fabber was sharing a 69 with a lady friend who was on top.

As she had an orgasm she accidentally shit on his head and he puked all over the place

That probably wont be beaten ...but whats yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still giggling after reading that last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no words for that other then omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not all that exciting but funny looking back. Me and then girlfriend staying at hotel in dublin. Long story short we got locked out of our room half naked covered in chocolate and cream we laughing but no way back into room. We rock scissor paper, I lose so have to walk to reception tonight new key, pretty much only in my underwear covered in lick offable confectionary. Begging not to bump into anyone. Reminded me of mr bean trying to get to reception on his hotel stay. Decide to be smart and take the stairs. Unfortunately I forgot that there was a massive window into like a Costa coffee and 3 elderly women watching me as I do the walk of shame. I remember their faces to this day. Then of course at reception there is some guy checking in taking a lifetime asking questions on stuff to do and giving poor guy there his life story. I'm standing there with people walking past. Wasnt my finest moment although I was in great shape back then. God only knows what they were thinking

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"It's not all that exciting but funny looking back. Me and then girlfriend staying at hotel in dublin. Long story short we got locked out of our room half naked covered in chocolate and cream we laughing but no way back into room. We rock scissor paper, I lose so have to walk to reception tonight new key, pretty much only in my underwear covered in lick offable confectionary. Begging not to bump into anyone. Reminded me of mr bean trying to get to reception on his hotel stay. Decide to be smart and take the stairs. Unfortunately I forgot that there was a massive window into like a Costa coffee and 3 elderly women watching me as I do the walk of shame. I remember their faces to this day. Then of course at reception there is some guy checking in taking a lifetime asking questions on stuff to do and giving poor guy there his life story. I'm standing there with people walking past. Wasnt my finest moment although I was in great shape back then. God only knows what they were thinking "

That's brilliant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not all that exciting but funny looking back. Me and then girlfriend staying at hotel in dublin. Long story short we got locked out of our room half naked covered in chocolate and cream we laughing but no way back into room. We rock scissor paper, I lose so have to walk to reception tonight new key, pretty much only in my underwear covered in lick offable confectionary. Begging not to bump into anyone. Reminded me of mr bean trying to get to reception on his hotel stay. Decide to be smart and take the stairs. Unfortunately I forgot that there was a massive window into like a Costa coffee and 3 elderly women watching me as I do the walk of shame. I remember their faces to this day. Then of course at reception there is some guy checking in taking a lifetime asking questions on stuff to do and giving poor guy there his life story. I'm standing there with people walking past. Wasnt my finest moment although I was in great shape back then. God only knows what they were thinking

That's brilliant..."

Havent been back since it was super embarrassing but still makes me giggle

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

I was at a party and the host had made spaghetti Bolognese so I decided to have some which was yum do I continued in drinking and decided to have a play with a certain sexy gent so there I was giving him a bj when I went down a little to far...yes you have guessed it the spaghetti decided to make an escaoe..it bought a while new meaningnti spaghetti and neat balls...and to this day we still just laugh about it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was at a party and the host had made spaghetti Bolognese so I decided to have some which was yum do I continued in drinking and decided to have a play with a certain sexy gent so there I was giving him a bj when I went down a little to far...yes you have guessed it the spaghetti decided to make an escaoe..it bought a while new meaningnti spaghetti and neat balls...and to this day we still just laugh about it.."

That's HIGHLYlarious hahaha

I wasn't even there and I don't think I'll look at spaghetti and meatballs the same!!!

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog


"I was at a party and the host had made spaghetti Bolognese so I decided to have some which was yum do I continued in drinking and decided to have a play with a certain sexy gent so there I was giving him a bj when I went down a little to far...yes you have guessed it the spaghetti decided to make an escaoe..it bought a while new meaningnti spaghetti and neat balls...and to this day we still just laugh about it..

That's HIGHLYlarious hahaha

I wasn't even there and I don't think I'll look at spaghetti and meatballs the same!!! "

Just don't feed me before a bj and it will be grand..I'm like a bj gremlin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was at a party and the host had made spaghetti Bolognese so I decided to have some which was yum do I continued in drinking and decided to have a play with a certain sexy gent so there I was giving him a bj when I went down a little to far...yes you have guessed it the spaghetti decided to make an escaoe..it bought a while new meaningnti spaghetti and neat balls...and to this day we still just laugh about it..

That's HIGHLYlarious hahaha

I wasn't even there and I don't think I'll look at spaghetti and meatballs the same!!!

Just don't feed me before a bj and it will be grand..I'm like a bj gremlin.. "

Haha

Ehhhhhh, don't Gremlins usually rip things apart!!!?

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"I was at a party and the host had made spaghetti Bolognese so I decided to have some which was yum do I continued in drinking and decided to have a play with a certain sexy gent so there I was giving him a bj when I went down a little to far...yes you have guessed it the spaghetti decided to make an escaoe..it bought a while new meaningnti spaghetti and neat balls...and to this day we still just laugh about it..

That's HIGHLYlarious hahaha

I wasn't even there and I don't think I'll look at spaghetti and meatballs the same!!!

Just don't feed me before a bj and it will be grand..I'm like a bj gremlin.. "

Jesus what happens to you when you get wet

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog


"I was at a party and the host had made spaghetti Bolognese so I decided to have some which was yum do I continued in drinking and decided to have a play with a certain sexy gent so there I was giving him a bj when I went down a little to far...yes you have guessed it the spaghetti decided to make an escaoe..it bought a while new meaningnti spaghetti and neat balls...and to this day we still just laugh about it..

That's HIGHLYlarious hahaha

I wasn't even there and I don't think I'll look at spaghetti and meatballs the same!!!

Just don't feed me before a bj and it will be grand..I'm like a bj gremlin..

Jesus what happens to you when you get wet "

I start popping..ha ha ha ha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stayed in a budget hotel one of those places that has a double bed with a bunk bed over head. Had some very sexy hot fun but my friend kept forgetting about the upper bunk and hit his head a few times.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My first fab meet was a right blooper.

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Staying in a hotel fell off the bed in the dark and bumped my nose,thought I was grand but my nose had started bleeding and had made a bit of a mess

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

My first meet on here was with a couple

The bottom two legs of the bed fell off and the mattress slid down till it was at 45 degree's to the floor

It was like having sex on the deck of the Titanic

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"I was at a party and the host had made spaghetti Bolognese so I decided to have some which was yum do I continued in drinking and decided to have a play with a certain sexy gent so there I was giving him a bj when I went down a little to far...yes you have guessed it the spaghetti decided to make an escaoe..it bought a while new meaningnti spaghetti and neat balls...and to this day we still just laugh about it..

That's HIGHLYlarious hahaha

I wasn't even there and I don't think I'll look at spaghetti and meatballs the same!!!

Just don't feed me before a bj and it will be grand..I'm like a bj gremlin..

Jesus what happens to you when you get wet

I start popping..ha ha ha ha.."

Lots of replica Bog Ladys running around all over the place

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog


"I was at a party and the host had made spaghetti Bolognese so I decided to have some which was yum do I continued in drinking and decided to have a play with a certain sexy gent so there I was giving him a bj when I went down a little to far...yes you have guessed it the spaghetti decided to make an escaoe..it bought a while new meaningnti spaghetti and neat balls...and to this day we still just laugh about it..

That's HIGHLYlarious hahaha

I wasn't even there and I don't think I'll look at spaghetti and meatballs the same!!!

Just don't feed me before a bj and it will be grand..I'm like a bj gremlin..

Jesus what happens to you when you get wet

I start popping..ha ha ha ha..

Lots of replica Bog Ladys running around all over the place "

Not sure if that would be a bad or good thing..ha ha..

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"I was at a party and the host had made spaghetti Bolognese so I decided to have some which was yum do I continued in drinking and decided to have a play with a certain sexy gent so there I was giving him a bj when I went down a little to far...yes you have guessed it the spaghetti decided to make an escaoe..it bought a while new meaningnti spaghetti and neat balls...and to this day we still just laugh about it..

That's HIGHLYlarious hahaha

I wasn't even there and I don't think I'll look at spaghetti and meatballs the same!!!

Just don't feed me before a bj and it will be grand..I'm like a bj gremlin..

Jesus what happens to you when you get wet

I start popping..ha ha ha ha..

Lots of replica Bog Ladys running around all over the place

Not sure if that would be a bad or good thing..ha ha.."

Definitely good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was getting wanked off under my jumper as we watched The 6th Sense.

As I came, a squirt escaped and landed on someone's Popcorn.

I hope cum tastes like butter??????

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"I was getting wanked off under my jumper as we watched The 6th Sense.

As I came, a squirt escaped and landed on someone's Popcorn.

I hope cum tastes like butter??????"

Salty popcorn

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