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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

VILLAGERS:

Seanbelfast

Fab_lovers2019

Woody500

Scarlett Sa Leaba

Devinedestiny

BelfastD

Dubguy40

Pleasureprincess2021

Keanored

Geralt80

S1ren

Crazy-Cpl

Miss3B

Sweet Cheeks1000

LadyPleaser19

Juicy J66

HandsOnFun4Us

Dubswing321

Caz Murray

Countryguy2020

The_ofusplus

Havana_oh_na_na

Ulsterfry

Inquisitive Lady

Sexybuoy

White Witch

CuriousVoyeur

DublinGirl92

.Sparkie.

Cherry...

Kaizer Thunderkiss

FozzyOClock

TheTantrix

Tmountie

JB 4099

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Villagers are reminded that they have just NINETY MINUTES to cast their vote to potentially oust the creature tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Pete

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm very unsure who to vote for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Rugbybeast has spent the day analysing the clues and has finally come to the conclusion that all evidence points to one man...

The Sexybuoy vote goes to Kaiser as a wolf

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By *avana_oh_na_naWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Kaizer is just so hairy, he has to be the wolf! He gets my vote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have to vote for kaiser!!

Sorry man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Rugbybeast has spent the day analysing the clues and has finally come to the conclusion that all evidence points to one man...

The Sexybuoy vote goes to Kaiser as a wolf "

Thank you Mr Tomorrowsnominee

It seems the Wolves are colluding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panic vote

Inquisitive you've got mine sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I have to vote for kaiser!!

Sorry man."

It's only a game ssssssson

Kaizer's ghost will haunt this village of he is mistakenly struck down

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

I'm going with my original suspicion that Keanored is a wolf!!! Kaisssser may well be one too but I suspect it's too obvious!!!! So far I've been 100% wrong...lets see if I can remedy that tonight!!!

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

My vote is juicy j

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going with my original suspicion that Keanored is a wolf!!! Kaisssser may well be one too but I suspect it's too obvious!!!! So far I've been 100% wrong...lets see if I can remedy that tonight!!! "

We will have a pint later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going with my original suspicion that Keanored is a wolf!!! Kaisssser may well be one too but I suspect it's too obvious!!!! So far I've been 100% wrong...lets see if I can remedy that tonight!!! "

I stumbled on this conclusion as well. Kaiser is to obvs...

Sorry Keanored....vote....

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside


"I'm going with my original suspicion that Keanored is a wolf!!! Kaisssser may well be one too but I suspect it's too obvious!!!! So far I've been 100% wrong...lets see if I can remedy that tonight!!!

We will have a pint later "

Gonna hold ya to that!!!!!!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside


"I'm going with my original suspicion that Keanored is a wolf!!! Kaisssser may well be one too but I suspect it's too obvious!!!! So far I've been 100% wrong...lets see if I can remedy that tonight!!!

I stumbled on this conclusion as well. Kaiser is to obvs...

Sorry Keanored....vote.... "

Pints in the tavern later so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going with my original suspicion that Keanored is a wolf!!! Kaisssser may well be one too but I suspect it's too obvious!!!! So far I've been 100% wrong...lets see if I can remedy that tonight!!!

We will have a pint later

Gonna hold ya to that!!!!!!"

Do.... As we bask in glory over a werewolfs rotting carcass

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

God you're on the ball getting these threads made Pete. Fair play to ya.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside


"I'm going with my original suspicion that Keanored is a wolf!!! Kaisssser may well be one too but I suspect it's too obvious!!!! So far I've been 100% wrong...lets see if I can remedy that tonight!!!

We will have a pint later

Gonna hold ya to that!!!!!!

Do.... As we bask in glory over a werewolfs rotting carcass "

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm voting for Caz because of her knowledge of the behaviours of wolves

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

We vote for Kaiser , he always say he is the man beast , maybe he really is this time

Mrs crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy's I'm opening up a bottle of Jameson. Anyone care to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We vote for Kaiser , he always say he is the man beast , maybe he really is this time

Mrs crazy "

Thats far to easy

The Manbeast has been here a long time and will remain for a long time after this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy's I'm opening up a bottle of Jameson. Anyone care to join me "

Kaizer will join you Madam Wolfkovitz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy's I'm opening up a bottle of Jameson. Anyone care to join me "

Are we celebrating... ? Will we not see if we have a wolf...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just thought maybe a few whiskeys might draw some more villagers in ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still sticking with the vote I cast yesterday... Keano I believe you are Mr Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought maybe a few whiskeys might draw some more villagers in ... "

For you to eat?

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Just checking can the goat vote... .. he is part of this now .. some of you have taken a shine to him (sexybuoy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just checking can the goat vote... .. he is part of this now .. some of you have taken a shine to him (sexybuoy) "

The Goat is a ledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am still sticking with the vote I cast yesterday... Keano I believe you are Mr Wolf "

Wolf behavior expert Caz... ye that’s not unexpected ... who’s left to vote..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just checking can the goat vote... .. he is part of this now .. some of you have taken a shine to him (sexybuoy) "
One could say that GOAT has taken a shine to a goat!... I'll get my coat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"FOURTY MINUTES left" declares the town crier

Most villagers are waiting with bated breath having cast their votes already, whilst nine are very conspicuous with their absence...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fab Film club should watch Dog Soldiers this weekend.

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


""FOURTY MINUTES left" declares the town crier

Most villagers are waiting with bated breath having cast their votes already, whilst nine are very conspicuous with their absence... "

Nerly a peep or a stir from some villagers. There's voting to be done, and a wolf to be cooked.

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Just checking can the goat vote... .. he is part of this now .. some of you have taken a shine to him (sexybuoy) One could say that GOAT has taken a shine to a goat!... I'll get my coat.... "

You taking our kid out for a walk...watch out for them wolves

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

So I see the village is divided but my suspicious mind feels that the village d*unk maybe is a wolf....never an alibi and a pack of wolves supposedly passed him for the dungeon last night......

My vote is that Dubswinger is a wolf

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Guy's I'm opening up a bottle of Jameson. Anyone care to join me "

Ok I’m sold. Whiskey it is but will it see us through the night. I’ll make sure the Tavern is well stocked

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Just checking can the goat vote... .. he is part of this now .. some of you have taken a shine to him (sexybuoy) One could say that GOAT has taken a shine to a goat!... I'll get my coat....

You taking our kid out for a walk...watch out for them wolves "

And go easy with the lipstick this time sexybuoy... took me ages to wash off the poor creature earlier .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just checking can the goat vote... .. he is part of this now .. some of you have taken a shine to him (sexybuoy) One could say that GOAT has taken a shine to a goat!... I'll get my coat....

You taking our kid out for a walk...watch out for them wolves

And go easy with the lipstick this time sexybuoy... took me ages to wash off the poor creature earlier ..... "

Cute kimono btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy's I'm opening up a bottle of Jameson. Anyone care to join me

Ok I’m sold. Whiskey it is but will it see us through the night. I’ll make sure the Tavern is well stocked "

Your usual . Just ice..

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

15mins left, I hope we’ve chosen correctly, I might head to the tavern and start taking a few measurements for the renovation work. I’ve the Brennan brothers lined up as consultants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy's I'm opening up a bottle of Jameson. Anyone care to join me

Ok I’m sold. Whiskey it is but will it see us through the night. I’ll make sure the Tavern is well stocked

Your usual . Just ice.."

Does a condemned man get one ..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"15mins left, I hope we’ve chosen correctly, I might head to the tavern and start taking a few measurements for the renovation work. I’ve the Brennan brothers lined up as consultants"

Get your filthy maws off until I’m charged ... jaysus... you’ll be in the bed with the missus in no time

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Guy's I'm opening up a bottle of Jameson. Anyone care to join me

Ok I’m sold. Whiskey it is but will it see us through the night. I’ll make sure the Tavern is well stocked

Your usual . Just ice.."

The whiskey is for drinking straight. The ice is for playing though not sure how wolves react to ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm voting for Scarlett Sa Leaba

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"15mins left, I hope we’ve chosen correctly, I might head to the tavern and start taking a few measurements for the renovation work. I’ve the Brennan brothers lined up as consultants

Get your filthy maws off until I’m charged ... jaysus... you’ll be in the bed with the missus in no time"

Someone has to console her and working over an anvil all day gives you braod shoulders for crying on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been running back to get the vote in after working to tidy up some of the estate planning for _ofusplus... RIP and have a great time in the sex dungeon in the sky ....

Barmaid... three fingers of whiskey... it’s gonna be a long night... appears the infighting and suspicious minds are in over drive.

Oh... I do a mean young Elvis impression.... can we get the entertainment back in fabonia

Im voting for the quiet ones... going with Scarlett to have cause the death of our villagers!!

Vote Scarlett....

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Just checking can the goat vote... .. he is part of this now .. some of you have taken a shine to him (sexybuoy) One could say that GOAT has taken a shine to a goat!... I'll get my coat....

You taking our kid out for a walk...watch out for them wolves

And go easy with the lipstick this time sexybuoy... took me ages to wash off the poor creature earlier ..... "

It was a lovely shade of red

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

The only logical thing to do is .... vote the man east ... kaiser is double bluffing ... has to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""FOURTY MINUTES left" declares the town crier

Most villagers are waiting with bated breath having cast their votes already, whilst nine are very conspicuous with their absence... "

Hmmm the town crier is a bit suspect, always shouting about time remaining around town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only logical thing to do is .... vote the man east ... kaiser is double bluffing ... has to be "

That's a remarkably foolish decision

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Oh no its that dreaded time the wolves are loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock the doors . Its 8pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no its that dreaded time the wolves are loose "

Watch out for the one called Traore, he's a tank

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Charge your glasses town folks and prepare yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it a pint

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Where the fook is my goat....he needs to come home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the fook is my goat....he needs to come home "

Did you check the cemetery?

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Where the fook is my goat....he needs to come home "

Eh....Our Goat ...

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Make it a pint "

Kaizer are you asking for a growler

For those not yet in the know, a growler is a container typically made out of glass, ceramic or aluminum, that is used to transport beer. An air-tight jug, it allows you to take draft beer from one place to another without losing Any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it a pint

Kaizer are you asking for a growler

For those not yet in the know, a growler is a container typically made out of glass, ceramic or aluminum, that is used to transport beer. An air-tight jug, it allows you to take draft beer from one place to another without losing Any"

Can the beverage come to the afterlife?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Guy's I'm opening up a bottle of Jameson. Anyone care to join me "

A Jameson sounds Marvel...ous

If only the villagers had done a bit 'a Googling

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Make it a pint

Kaizer are you asking for a growler

For those not yet in the know, a growler is a container typically made out of glass, ceramic or aluminum, that is used to transport beer. An air-tight jug, it allows you to take draft beer from one place to another without losing Any

Can the beverage come to the afterlife? "

Wolf or not the place would t be the same with the one known as manbeast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it a pint

Kaizer are you asking for a growler

For those not yet in the know, a growler is a container typically made out of glass, ceramic or aluminum, that is used to transport beer. An air-tight jug, it allows you to take draft beer from one place to another without losing Any

Can the beverage come to the afterlife?

Wolf or not the place would t be the same with the one known as manbeast "

Not a wolf but absofuckinglutely the Manbeast!

Make it strong and give yourself one

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Make it a pint

Kaizer are you asking for a growler

For those not yet in the know, a growler is a container typically made out of glass, ceramic or aluminum, that is used to transport beer. An air-tight jug, it allows you to take draft beer from one place to another without losing Any

Can the beverage come to the afterlife?

Wolf or not the place would t be the same with the one known as manbeast

Not a wolf but absofuckinglutely the Manbeast!

Make it strong and give yourself one "

Well leave the tavern high and dry by the end of the night. Which villagers are going to join us as clink glasses and laugh in the face of danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it a pint

Kaizer are you asking for a growler

For those not yet in the know, a growler is a container typically made out of glass, ceramic or aluminum, that is used to transport beer. An air-tight jug, it allows you to take draft beer from one place to another without losing Any

Can the beverage come to the afterlife?

Wolf or not the place would t be the same with the one known as manbeast

Not a wolf but absofuckinglutely the Manbeast!

Make it strong and give yourself one

Well leave the tavern high and dry by the end of the night. Which villagers are going to join us as clink glasses and laugh in the face of danger"

You'd want eyes in the back of your head around here

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Where the fook is my goat....he needs to come home

Eh....Our Goat ... "

Yeah our goat but he's coming to mine tonight

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


"Where the fook is my goat....he needs to come home

Eh....Our Goat ...

Yeah our goat but he's coming to mine tonight "

I thought I was coming over to join you and White witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottoms up peeps

The Wolves may win tonight but Fabonia will win the war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it a pint

Kaizer are you asking for a growler

For those not yet in the know, a growler is a container typically made out of glass, ceramic or aluminum, that is used to transport beer. An air-tight jug, it allows you to take draft beer from one place to another without losing Any

Can the beverage come to the afterlife?

Wolf or not the place would t be the same with the one known as manbeast

Not a wolf but absofuckinglutely the Manbeast!

Make it strong and give yourself one

Well leave the tavern high and dry by the end of the night. Which villagers are going to join us as clink glasses and laugh in the face of danger"

Ah the bro mance...

I’m only waiting for the rope... better make it a quick drink

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Bottoms up peeps

The Wolves may win tonight but Fabonia will win the war "

‘Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile.And dying in your bed many years from now,

would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bottoms up peeps

The Wolves may win tonight but Fabonia will win the war

‘Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile.And dying in your bed many years from now,

would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!’"

Keep that battle cry for tomorrow if another Villager is struck down tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a full moon I see over yonder

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Is that a full moon I see over yonder "

DD is someone mooning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a full moon I see over yonder

DD is someone mooning "

Thata what got me killed I wouldn't advice it

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Is that a full moon I see over yonder

DD is someone mooning "

Its the town d*unk no doubt

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Where the fook is my goat....he needs to come home

Eh....Our Goat ...

Yeah our goat but he's coming to mine tonight I thought I was coming over to join you and White witch "

Neither you have arrived and the goat is still missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are all the villagers gone ?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Where are all the villagers gone ?"

Sat in the corner, quietly watching

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm in the gigilo hut

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Where the fook is my goat....he needs to come home

Eh....Our Goat ...

Yeah our goat but he's coming to mine tonight I thought I was coming over to join you and White witch

Neither you have arrived and the goat is still missing "

I found him .. all is ok... sexybouy had him dressed up this time... he was in with the sheep... he’s a real shagger that fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a guess!! Hiccup!!

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm in the gigilo hut "

Make yourself comfortable there _herry.... I’m just changing kimono ..

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Where are all the villagers gone ?"

Pouring you another whiskey in the tavern to save you running wild outside you can go wild indoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are all the villagers gone ?

Pouring you another whiskey in the tavern to save you running wild outside you can go wild indoors "

Where's my husband

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Where are all the villagers gone ?

Pouring you another whiskey in the tavern to save you running wild outside you can go wild indoors

Where's my husband "

With a bit of luck out of town on business. For his safety ofcourse

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Where are all the villagers gone ?

Pouring you another whiskey in the tavern to save you running wild outside you can go wild indoors

Where's my husband "

I hear there’s a singles night in the tavern tonight ...

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Where the fook is my goat....he needs to come home

Eh....Our Goat ...

Yeah our goat but he's coming to mine tonight I thought I was coming over to join you and White witch

Neither you have arrived and the goat is still missing

I found him .. all is ok... sexybouy had him dressed up this time... he was in with the sheep... he’s a real shagger that fella "

He best not have hurt our kidd with all that shagging, I'll be over now to get him

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Where the fook is my goat....he needs to come home

Eh....Our Goat ...

Yeah our goat but he's coming to mine tonight I thought I was coming over to join you and White witch

Neither you have arrived and the goat is still missing

I found him .. all is ok... sexybouy had him dressed up this time... he was in with the sheep... he’s a real shagger that fella

He best not have hurt our kidd with all that shagging, I'll be over now to get him "

Sure stay awhile...it’s cold outside... and dangerous...cherry is here too..

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over a year ago

The villagers gather outside the Chief's house, waiting eagerly...anxiously...to discover whose fate will be sealed tonight

Seanbelfast emerges with great sorrow on his face and a smidgen of chocolate sauce from his home baked cakes

"Fellow Fabonians...it is with a heavy heart that I must declare that it is...is.... Keanored"

A gasp is let out that echoes through the hills as all the ladies of Fabonia weep at the thought of losing him. They trow themselves at him for one last ride but even he is too beaten down from the morning's discovery at his tavern and the dreadful news tonight to even get a semi

He steps forward admirably... "If this is what must be done to help rid our land of this creature then so be it, I have nothing to hide!"

The village people are impressed...but wary...does he have a plan up his sleeve?

It is at that moment that Seanbelfast raises his hand... A hush falls over the land..."You are indeed admirable in what you say but actions speak louder than words... And you are not alone tonight..."

The villagers stand puzzled

"So much is the paranoia of our village... We have TWO Fabonians receiving the most votes!... Kaizer Thunderkiss... You're time has come"

With the commotion and disbelief... Keanored takes the opportunity to run... As the crowd scurries after him... Kaizer Thunderkiss does the same and escapes!

With half of Fabonia after each of them it's only a matter of time... The villagers find Keanored in his sex dungeon... Cornered and frightened he didn't know where else to go, he tries to fight them off with a double ended dildo "Stay back!! You don't know where this has been!... I thought I was ready, brave, but I'm not.. Its not me you want!!" the crowd draws in as Seanbelfast approaches with a gun... He winces away as he shots Keanored through the chest... Distraught that once again they've had to take a life... No matter whose... Or what's.

Dr Quinn, medicine woman, then examines his body... Thoroughly.. Very thoroughly... She seems to be enjoying it... She stands to the crowd and professes...

"This man...was a beast!... A right sexy beast, phwaaaaor! But, alas, a humble villager who wouldn't hurt a fly"

The crowd is stunned once again, they've take one of their own

Meanwhile... The hunt for Kaizer continues...

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over a year ago

Right here, having a pint actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

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over a year ago

As the Manbeast draws a swig from this beautiful growler he looks to the baying crowd!

"You're all fools, the only ones winning here are those damn mutts! See ye cocksuckers in hell."

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Right here, having a pint actually "

Now I feel terrible. Who is terrible for tonight. Double whiskey for me and Keano I think you’ve been framed. The drama is increasing as are my suspicions

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ? "

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ? "

Awwww no RIP Keanored...im here to offer my condolences and a shoulder

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over a year ago


"Right here, having a pint actually

Now I feel terrible. Who is terrible for tonight. Double whiskey for me and Keano I think you’ve been framed. The drama is increasing as are my suspicions "

Ain't no wolf maaaan

Another growler perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect"

I don't have money

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over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

Awwww no RIP Keanored...im here to offer my condolences and a shoulder "

I need one

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over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

Awwww no RIP Keanored...im here to offer my condolences and a shoulder

I need one "

Ask the wolf pack

Ye guys are tight

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money "

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night"

In memory of Keano of coarse

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

Awwww no RIP Keanored...im here to offer my condolences and a shoulder

I need one "

My condolences and my shoulder young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night"

Are you turfing me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

In memory of Keano of coarse"

How ya shhhwing that?

*Dance off in the smoke area

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over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

Awwww no RIP Keanored...im here to offer my condolences and a shoulder

I need one

My condolences and my shoulder young lady "

Thank you Sean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer is unable to dance as it appears the shot has severed his spine and shattered his pelvic bone.... Ouch

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out "

I've just sold my house I could loan you some money

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out "

I need a hostess for the dungeon

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Kaizer is unable to dance as it appears the shot has severed his spine and shattered his pelvic bone.... Ouch "

Noooo have you not escaped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I've just sold my house I could loan you some money "

I could do with a partner in the business. 50/50

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Kaizer is unable to dance as it appears the shot has severed his spine and shattered his pelvic bone.... Ouch "

I’ll make ya a back brace in the morning

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over a year ago


"Kaizer is unable to dance as it appears the shot has severed his spine and shattered his pelvic bone.... Ouch

I’ll make ya a back brace in the morning"

Sound as a pound G

Can you make it dog proof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer is unable to dance as it appears the shot has severed his spine and shattered his pelvic bone.... Ouch

Noooo have you not escaped "

Escaped where?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon"

I'd like to put my name forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward "

Miss3B and I will hire you.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward "

Have you any experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....as the villagers gather their thoughts and composure they realise there's another on the loose!

With the full might of Fabonia after him it's not long until Kaizer Thunderkiss is found running through the fields chasing after LadyPleaser19's goat

"We have to leave now, baby, they're coming for me!"

The sudden flash of torches and growing angry voices descend upon the field as his days are numbered

"Don't make this any harder than it needs to be" says Caz Murray

"...said the Bishop to the nun" smirked Cherry...

"This is what needs to be done for our village!"

With that Kaizer Thunderkiss falls to his knees, accepting his fate... Ripping his shirt off to reveal his hairy, beast like, chest

The crowd step back, afraid of what may happen!

Until Havana_oh_na_na springs forward with her pistol and shoots him down... "That's for Dubguy40, you heartless heathen!"

As he lays strike and shirtless, Dr Quinn approaches again and whilst it takes her a while to get through his hairy mane... She has her answers...

"This man...is...was...one of you. Not a creature of the night"

The crowd are met with 90s TV Show canned booing as they have once again killed off another villager.

The moon bursts through the clouds once again as night time descends upon the village...and the surviving Fabonians must find shelter...or a new victim...

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over a year ago

VILLAGERS:

Seanbelfast

Fab_lovers2019

Woody500

Scarlett Sa Leaba

Devinedestiny

BelfastD

Dubguy40

Pleasureprincess2021

Keanored

Geralt80

S1ren

Crazy-Cpl

Miss3B

Sweet Cheeks1000

LadyPleaser19

Juicy J66

HandsOnFun4Us

Dubswing321

Caz Murray

Countryguy2020

The_ofusplus

Havana_oh_na_na

Ulsterfry

Inquisitive Lady

Sexybuoy

White Witch

CuriousVoyeur

DublinGirl92

.Sparkie.

Cherry...

Kaizer Thunderkiss

FozzyOClock

TheTantrix

Tmountie

JB 4099

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over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Have you any experience"

She's got boobs and she's joined us. So back up hoover Boy...

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I've just sold my house I could loan you some money

I could do with a partner in the business. 50/50

"

Oh inquisitive and miss3 buy the tavern together and with money left over they buy Kaizer an electric wheelchair for the dance floor

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over a year ago


"As the Manbeast draws a swig from this beautiful growler he looks to the baying crowd!

"You're all fools, the only ones winning here are those damn mutts! See ye cocksuckers in hell." "

This!

The Wolves are the only ones laughing..... Please no.... Dance off!

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

You will be missed Kaizer

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Have you any experience

She's got boobs and she's joined us. So back up hoover Boy..."

Awesome boobage can go along way in this business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will be missed Kaizer "

Thanks Cherry it's been a blast.... Literally

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ok the beast is dead long love the beast for he was loved by many, envied by more and unjustly judged

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Time to impose a strict 500M travel restriction

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over a year ago


"Ok the beast is dead long love the beast for he was loved by many, envied by more and unjustly judged "

Follow your brain, not your flute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Man beast too was a villager

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"The Man beast too was a villager "

And you were his most vocal critic

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ok the beast is dead long love the beast for he was loved by many, envied by more and unjustly judged

Follow your brain, not your flute "

The big head always thinks for the little head though I always listen to my heart for it is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Miss3B and I will hire you. "

Whispers from the grave..

That’s my missus... sisters are doin it for themselves...

Sorry the vultures like Ger couldn’t let a fellas wake take place without trying to move in on his missus... even if it was for the Brennan brothers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Have you any experience

She's got boobs and she's joined us. So back up hoover Boy..."

I've pledged allegiance to no one yet!

I firstly need to know what the employee benefits and rate of pay is before I commit

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Miss3B and I will hire you.

Whispers from the grave..

That’s my missus... sisters are doin it for themselves...

Sorry the vultures like Ger couldn’t let a fellas wake take place without trying to move in on his missus... even if it was for the Brennan brothers...

"

Nobody crosses Francis Brennan and gets away with it. He’s more vicious than any werewolf

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You will be missed Kaizer "

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Miss3B and I will hire you.

Whispers from the grave..

That’s my missus... sisters are doin it for themselves...

Sorry the vultures like Ger couldn’t let a fellas wake take place without trying to move in on his missus... even if it was for the Brennan brothers...

"

Oohhh does anyone feel that lovely warm breeze... its so comforting like as If my husband's arms were around me . Sigh.....

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Miss3B and I will hire you.

Whispers from the grave..

That’s my missus... sisters are doin it for themselves...

Sorry the vultures like Ger couldn’t let a fellas wake take place without trying to move in on his missus... even if it was for the Brennan brothers...

Oohhh does anyone feel that lovely warm breeze... its so comforting like as If my husband's arms were around me . Sigh....."

It was the beans you had for lunch

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I've just sold my house I could loan you some money

I could do with a partner in the business. 50/50

"

Ahemmm..... I must announce the timely marriage of me and _iss3b (not for her money) but she sold her house to help raise our Kidd so not quite fiddy fiddy .... we need to set your repayment rates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Miss3B and I will hire you.

Whispers from the grave..

That’s my missus... sisters are doin it for themselves...

Sorry the vultures like Ger couldn’t let a fellas wake take place without trying to move in on his missus... even if it was for the Brennan brothers...

Oohhh does anyone feel that lovely warm breeze... its so comforting like as If my husband's arms were around me . Sigh.....

It was the beans you had for lunch "

You made Sean kill my husband.

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over a year ago

If someone could deliver the Manbeast to the local Taxidermist that'd be great!

Please stuff Kaizer and place him at the Bar in the Tavern

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"You will be missed Kaizer

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ... "

Sorry Sir just needed a break you have me worn out

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Have you any experience

She's got boobs and she's joined us. So back up hoover Boy...

I've pledged allegiance to no one yet!

I firstly need to know what the employee benefits and rate of pay is before I commit"

As manager of my new fungeon I’ll offer double your previous salary , 4 days off a year and a foot massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Man beast too was a villager "

Dry your crocodile tears foul Wolfette

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over a year ago

Alas my hints that the women folk may be hiding the wolf among them has been ignored once again and two good men have fallen

Come on over lads I'll console ye on my bosom

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Miss3B and I will hire you.

Whispers from the grave..

That’s my missus... sisters are doin it for themselves...

Sorry the vultures like Ger couldn’t let a fellas wake take place without trying to move in on his missus... even if it was for the Brennan brothers...

Oohhh does anyone feel that lovely warm breeze... its so comforting like as If my husband's arms were around me . Sigh.....

It was the beans you had for lunch

You made Sean kill my husband. "

And I thought your husband was out of town. If Pete calls it shall be done

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"If someone could deliver the Manbeast to the local Taxidermist that'd be great!

Please stuff Kaizer and place him at the Bar in the Tavern "

Your glass will always be full.

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You will be missed Kaizer

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ...

Sorry Sir just needed a break you have me worn out "

Let’s get you strapped back in there ... open wide ...

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Alas my hints that the women folk may be hiding the wolf among them has been ignored once again and two good men have fallen

Come on over lads I'll console ye on my bosom "

You're having the most fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alas my hints that the women folk may be hiding the wolf among them has been ignored once again and two good men have fallen

Come on over lads I'll console ye on my bosom

You're having the most fun "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone could deliver the Manbeast to the local Taxidermist that'd be great!

Please stuff Kaizer and place him at the Bar in the Tavern

Your glass will always be full. "

Awesome

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"You will be missed Kaizer

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ...

Sorry Sir just needed a break you have me worn out

Let’s get you strapped back in there ... open wide ... "

Yer sounding like the dentist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will be missed Kaizer

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ...

Sorry Sir just needed a break you have me worn out

Let’s get you strapped back in there ... open wide ... "

How many Viagra have you taken

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"If someone could deliver the Manbeast to the local Taxidermist that'd be great!

Please stuff Kaizer and place him at the Bar in the Tavern "

RIP Manbeast you will forever be missed

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You will be missed Kaizer

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ...

Sorry Sir just needed a break you have me worn out

Let’s get you strapped back in there ... open wide ...

How many Viagra have you taken "

Shshshs... it’s part of the job... and go check the small print on your loan.... me and miss b now own your ass...

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You will be missed Kaizer

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ...

Sorry Sir just needed a break you have me worn out

Let’s get you strapped back in there ... open wide ...

Yer sounding like the dentist "

Gigolo, dentistry.. loan shark... husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will be missed Kaizer

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ...

Sorry Sir just needed a break you have me worn out

Let’s get you strapped back in there ... open wide ...

How many Viagra have you taken

Shshshs... it’s part of the job... and go check the small print on your loan.... me and miss b now own your ass... "

My Ass is not for sale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone could deliver the Manbeast to the local Taxidermist that'd be great!

Please stuff Kaizer and place him at the Bar in the Tavern

RIP Manbeast you will forever be missed "

Cheers Toots

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You will be missed Kaizer

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ...

Sorry Sir just needed a break you have me worn out

Let’s get you strapped back in there ... open wide ...

How many Viagra have you taken

Shshshs... it’s part of the job... and go check the small print on your loan.... me and miss b now own your ass...

My Ass is not for sale. "

We’re not buying it we’re selling it... if you don’t keep up those repayments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will be missed Kaizer

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ...

Sorry Sir just needed a break you have me worn out

Let’s get you strapped back in there ... open wide ...

How many Viagra have you taken

Shshshs... it’s part of the job... and go check the small print on your loan.... me and miss b now own your ass...

My Ass is not for sale.

We’re not buying it we’re selling it... if you don’t keep up those repayments "

Let's talk ..

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"You will be missed Kaizer

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ...

Sorry Sir just needed a break you have me worn out

Let’s get you strapped back in there ... open wide ...

How many Viagra have you taken

Shshshs... it’s part of the job... and go check the small print on your loan.... me and miss b now own your ass...

My Ass is not for sale.

We’re not buying it we’re selling it... if you don’t keep up those repayments

Let's talk .. "

Time for talking has been and gone

We’ve all been so wrong

Friends come and go

But many are here for show

We shall drink and party until the sunrise

Let’s hope there’s no surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will be missed Kaizer

Cherry get back into bed ... we’re not finished ...

Sorry Sir just needed a break you have me worn out

Let’s get you strapped back in there ... open wide ...

How many Viagra have you taken

Shshshs... it’s part of the job... and go check the small print on your loan.... me and miss b now own your ass...

My Ass is not for sale.

We’re not buying it we’re selling it... if you don’t keep up those repayments

Let's talk ..

Time for talking has been and gone

We’ve all been so wrong

Friends come and go

But many are here for show

We shall drink and party until the sunrise

Let’s hope there’s no surprise "

That's comforting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Have you any experience

She's got boobs and she's joined us. So back up hoover Boy...

I've pledged allegiance to no one yet!

I firstly need to know what the employee benefits and rate of pay is before I commit

As manager of my new fungeon I’ll offer double your previous salary , 4 days off a year and a foot massage"

If I can bring my own crop and cat o nine tail you have yourself a deal!

Let me know what the uniform is and I'll be there first thing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy shit, dropping like flies around here. More tragedy than an eastenders plot

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Have you any experience

She's got boobs and she's joined us. So back up hoover Boy...

I've pledged allegiance to no one yet!

I firstly need to know what the employee benefits and rate of pay is before I commit

As manager of my new fungeon I’ll offer double your previous salary , 4 days off a year and a foot massage

If I can bring my own crop and cat o nine tail you have yourself a deal!

Let me know what the uniform is and I'll be there first thing in the morning "

I’ll leave all decisions regarding the Fabonia Fungeon up to the new manager. Keano didn’t appreciate you but I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holy shit, dropping like flies around here. More tragedy than an eastenders plot

"

It's getting a bit crammed here in Purgatory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my husband my Pub and my home. How much more loss can I take

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Holy shit, dropping like flies around here. More tragedy than an eastenders plot

It's getting a bit crammed here in Purgatory! "

If you are in purgatory there’s still a chance the manbeast can ascend. Some are going straight to hell

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"If someone could deliver the Manbeast to the local Taxidermist that'd be great!

Please stuff Kaizer and place him at the Bar in the Tavern "

I have already taken steps to prepare all the dead. They will be preserved and mounted as they choose. Hopefully not mounted by any villagers after too much mead. This will result in swift justice wolf or villager. The fallen will be avenged .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holy shit, dropping like flies around here. More tragedy than an eastenders plot

It's getting a bit crammed here in Purgatory!

If you are in purgatory there’s still a chance the manbeast can ascend. Some are going straight to hell"

Kaizer's soul will not rest until good prevails over evil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone could deliver the Manbeast to the local Taxidermist that'd be great!

Please stuff Kaizer and place him at the Bar in the Tavern I have already taken steps to prepare all the dead. They will be preserved and mounted as they choose. Hopefully not mounted by any villagers after too much mead. This will result in swift justice wolf or villager. The fallen will be avenged . "

You goddam hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Have you any experience

She's got boobs and she's joined us. So back up hoover Boy...

I've pledged allegiance to no one yet!

I firstly need to know what the employee benefits and rate of pay is before I commit

As manager of my new fungeon I’ll offer double your previous salary , 4 days off a year and a foot massage

If I can bring my own crop and cat o nine tail you have yourself a deal!

Let me know what the uniform is and I'll be there first thing in the morning

I’ll leave all decisions regarding the Fabonia Fungeon up to the new manager. Keano didn’t appreciate you but I do "

Then the Fungeon shall open this very night at 11pm in honour of our fallen villagers I think they would understand and I think a little slap and tickle might lighten the mood around here.

Entry fee is waivered tonight

Come one, come all, come a lot hopefully

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Rip kaizer I knew you were one of us and not a creature of the night

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"I lost my husband my Pub and my home. How much more loss can I take "

You've still your pub and home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY HUSBAND NOOOOOOO

are you sure ?

I’m sorry for your loss and I dont mean to be insensitive but your husband owed my money and I’ve come to collect

I don't have money

And with that the tavern is mine,, free drinks for the night

Are you turfing me out

I need a hostess for the dungeon

I'd like to put my name forward

Have you any experience

She's got boobs and she's joined us. So back up hoover Boy...

I've pledged allegiance to no one yet!

I firstly need to know what the employee benefits and rate of pay is before I commit

As manager of my new fungeon I’ll offer double your previous salary , 4 days off a year and a foot massage

If I can bring my own crop and cat o nine tail you have yourself a deal!

Let me know what the uniform is and I'll be there first thing in the morning

I’ll leave all decisions regarding the Fabonia Fungeon up to the new manager. Keano didn’t appreciate you but I do "

Trying to smash my missus Ger.. ye wouldn’t smash an egg...

She’s too classy for a brasser like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone could deliver the Manbeast to the local Taxidermist that'd be great!

Please stuff Kaizer and place him at the Bar in the Tavern I have already taken steps to prepare all the dead. They will be preserved and mounted as they choose. Hopefully not mounted by any villagers after too much mead. This will result in swift justice wolf or villager. The fallen will be avenged . "

Fair play JB... Gal Gadot doesn’t know what she’s missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost my husband my Pub and my home. How much more loss can I take

You've still your pub and home "

I have no agreement signed to borrow money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holy shit, dropping like flies around here. More tragedy than an eastenders plot

It's getting a bit crammed here in Purgatory! "

Here’s your handbook for the nearly departed

Give yourself an hour or two and the feeling will pass, but your days of self pleasuring YOUR manbeast are over

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