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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

VILLAGERS:

Seanbelfast

Fab_lovers2019

Woody500

Scarlett Sa Leaba

Devinedestiny

BelfastD

Dubguy40

Pleasureprincess2021

Keanored

Geralt80

S1ren

Crazy-Cpl

Miss3B

Sweet Cheeks1000

LadyPleaser19

Juicy J66

HandsOnFun4Us

Dubswing321

Caz Murray

Countryguy2020

The_ofusplus

Havana_oh_na_na

Ulsterfry

Inquisitive Lady

Sexybuoy

White Witch

CuriousVoyeur

DublinGirl92

.Sparkie.

Cherry...

Kaizer Thunderkiss

FozzyOClock

TheTantrix

Tmountie

JB 4099

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After the tragic events that unfolded earlier tonight... The midnight oil is burning bright at Seanbelfast, the Village Chief's, house

Wondering how he and his fellow Fabonians could have been so blind as to not see their own within Dubguy40 he recounts the votes... Searching for any clues he can find

He tips the basket over and outside of a half filled in ballot that said "I thing it's yon bloke over there" that clearly didn't count, he finds nothing too out of the ordinary.

The biggest discrepancy he finds...is from those who didn't vote at all. Some of the villagers had raised concerns over their neighbours having not seen them for days but with the creature still at large they were presumed to be hiding in Keanored's underground sex dungeon where the local tavern patrons typically retire for the evening... Or so he has been told *cough cough*

He begins to fear the worst and decides he must take action...if he finds them hiding away tomorrow he'll assume they're not hiding out of fear... But out of need

He starts upon a decree that will lead to their sacrifice to the wolves each night! If they survive.... They're surely one of the creatures... If they don't, it's a risk he's willing to take....

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Would the wolf stay quiet and try to hide mmm

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

South

Things are getting pretty wild over at my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After the tragic events that unfolded earlier tonight... The midnight oil is burning bright at Seanbelfast, the Village Chief's, house

Wondering how he and his fellow Fabonians could have been so blind as to not see their own within Dubguy40 he recounts the votes... Searching for any clues he can find

He tips the basket over and outside of a half filled in ballot that said "I thing it's yon bloke over there" that clearly didn't count, he finds nothing too out of the ordinary.

The biggest discrepancy he finds...is from those who didn't vote at all. Some of the villagers had raised concerns over their neighbours having not seen them for days but with the creature still at large they were presumed to be hiding in Keanored's underground sex dungeon where the local tavern patrons typically retire for the evening... Or so he has been told *cough cough*

He begins to fear the worst and decides he must take action...if he finds them hiding away tomorrow he'll assume they're not hiding out of fear... But out of need

He starts upon a decree that will lead to their sacrifice to the wolves each night! If they survive.... They're surely one of the creatures... If they don't, it's a risk he's willing to take...."

Looks like they’re gonna need a few more handbooks for the recently departed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would the wolf stay quiet and try to hide mmm "

How can they when we know they are amongst us .

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

South

It's getting closer to midnight soon the wolves will be on the prowl again

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Would the wolf stay quiet and try to hide mmm

How can they when we know they are amongst us ."

Those that aren’t voting or staying quiet

Evening in full flow at woodies and second looks at everyone more than usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place "

Im borrowing gigolos hoover for the clear up so don't worry about the mess Woody...Gigolo is out pimping his ass this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sleeping under the bar tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place

Im borrowing gigolos hoover for the clear up so don't worry about the mess Woody...Gigolo is out pimping his ass this evening "

That trollop does get around....

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

South


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place

Im borrowing gigolos hoover for the clear up so don't worry about the mess Woody...Gigolo is out pimping his ass this evening "
good let's hope we're all still here in the morning

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place

Im borrowing gigolos hoover for the clear up so don't worry about the mess Woody...Gigolo is out pimping his ass this evening

That trollop does get around.... "

Are you confirming your appointment for tomorrow night ? ..

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place

Im borrowing gigolos hoover for the clear up so don't worry about the mess Woody...Gigolo is out pimping his ass this evening "
vampyres are scared of the pointy wood. Werewolves don't mind a pegging

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place

Im borrowing gigolos hoover for the clear up so don't worry about the mess Woody...Gigolo is out pimping his ass this evening good let's hope we're all still here in the morning "

It may require an all nighter but who can stick the pace and will the wolves target the quieter folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place

Im borrowing gigolos hoover for the clear up so don't worry about the mess Woody...Gigolo is out pimping his ass this evening

That trollop does get around....

Are you confirming your appointment for tomorrow night ? .. "

If you promise not to bite me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place

Im borrowing gigolos hoover for the clear up so don't worry about the mess Woody...Gigolo is out pimping his ass this evening

That trollop does get around.... "

Yes... hes always sniffing around someone

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

South


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place

Im borrowing gigolos hoover for the clear up so don't worry about the mess Woody...Gigolo is out pimping his ass this evening good let's hope we're all still here in the morning

It may require an all nighter but who can stick the pace and will the wolves target the quieter folks "
looks like it's an all nighter so, we should pair up for protection and to watch each others backs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place

Im borrowing gigolos hoover for the clear up so don't worry about the mess Woody...Gigolo is out pimping his ass this evening vampyres are scared of the pointy wood. Werewolves don't mind a pegging "

Thats probably why he was reluctant to lend me it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place "

Woods three day old milk and White Russians have sent me over the edge.... a bit trippy with that calcium and vodka... hoping it helps strengthen the bones at least...

Appears the wolves in Keanored’s dungeon will be well satisfied.... the other fabonians can really start to enjoy these hedonistic few days ahead to live out best lives.

Thanks for the company y’all... and remember... crying wolf too many times... when the wolf appears. No one will come running to your aid...

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable .. "

I guess it will do for one night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things are getting pretty wild over at my place

Im borrowing gigolos hoover for the clear up so don't worry about the mess Woody...Gigolo is out pimping his ass this evening

That trollop does get around....

Yes... hes always sniffing around someone "

A real horndog or......

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm staying in the tavern, the Gigolo hut was out of my price range

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

South

Who's pairing up with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm staying in the tavern, the Gigolo hut was out of my price range "

Don't worry we'll look after you there...

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm staying in the tavern, the Gigolo hut was out of my price range "

Cherry you wanted the special ... maybe go for something a little more vanilla

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Our larger

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy drink,

Thy will be d*unk, I will be d*unk,

As home as at the tavern,

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those that spill against us,

And lead us not into incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the larger,

For ever and ever barmen

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Though it best to lead in prayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night "
oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm staying in the tavern, the Gigolo hut was out of my price range

Don't worry we'll look after you there... "

I'm coming back to the bar too. Tmountie has started to make some strange noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's pairing up with me? "

Are you good at spooning?

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion? "

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion? "

Only wolves hide in bushes what are you doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm staying in the tavern, the Gigolo hut was out of my price range

Don't worry we'll look after you there...

I'm coming back to the bar too. Tmountie has started to make some strange noises "

Quick get in .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion? "

A man scared of a Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours "

Those arent dogs don't look away or make any sudden movements but start backing away slowly....

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"I'm staying in the tavern, the Gigolo hut was out of my price range

Don't worry we'll look after you there...

I'm coming back to the bar too. Tmountie has started to make some strange noises "
moaning or snarling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

A man scared of a Bush "

Sure that's how the Brazilian was invented

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

South


"Who's pairing up with me?

Are you good at spooning?"
I certainly am

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours

Those arent dogs don't look away or make any sudden movements but start backing away slowly...."

I thought they looked a bit iffy

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours

Those arent dogs don't look away or make any sudden movements but start backing away slowly....

I thought they looked a bit iffy "

Did they all look like sexybouy!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours "
I was hiding.. As they say one in the hand is worth two in the bush...But now I'm alone and vulnerable. Desperate times means I might head to the gigolo hut. Better than been eaten by z wolf

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

A man scared of a Bush "

Maybe he is scared of a thorn in his paw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

A man scared of a Bush

Sure that's how the Brazilian was invented "

Well no wolf has a Brazilian...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

A man scared of a Bush

Maybe he is scared of a thorn in his paw"

You could be right....

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours I was hiding.. As they say one in the hand is worth two in the bush...But now I'm alone and vulnerable. Desperate times means I might head to the gigolo hut. Better than been eaten by z wolf "

Ohhh come on over just bring the cushions

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours I was hiding.. As they say one in the hand is worth two in the bush...But now I'm alone and vulnerable. Desperate times means I might head to the gigolo hut. Better than been eaten by z wolf "

If the gigolo hut is rockin .. don’t come knockin...

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

South

I'm off to spoon with Juicy J so I shall wish you all a good night as I hang a do not disturb sign on my bedroom door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's pairing up with me?

Are you good at spooning? I certainly am "

Good... I need a strong man behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours I was hiding.. As they say one in the hand is worth two in the bush...But now I'm alone and vulnerable. Desperate times means I might head to the gigolo hut. Better than been eaten by z wolf

If the gigolo hut is rockin .. don’t come knockin... "

And if its howling run...

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Who's pairing up with me?

Are you good at spooning? I certainly am

Good... I need a strong man behind me "

You called

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm going home to bed good night Village folk

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours I was hiding.. As they say one in the hand is worth two in the bush...But now I'm alone and vulnerable. Desperate times means I might head to the gigolo hut. Better than been eaten by z wolf

If the gigolo hut is rockin .. don’t come knockin...

And if its howling run... "

If she’s howling .. I’m getting 5 stars

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

A man scared of a Bush

Sure that's how the Brazilian was invented

Well no wolf has a Brazilian... "
beware the Brazilian wolf. Its smooth below but has a stinger , most Brazilian wolves are male, hairy all over with a bright pink and purple undercarriage

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm going home to bed good night Village folk "

Be careful out there cherry ...

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I'm going home to bed good night Village folk

Be careful out there cherry ... "

I'll be fine the wolves are no match for me (gulp)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

A man scared of a Bush

Sure that's how the Brazilian was invented

Well no wolf has a Brazilian... beware the Brazilian wolf. Its smooth below but has a stinger , most Brazilian wolves are male, hairy all over with a bright pink and purple undercarriage "

And how do you have all this knowledge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going home to bed good night Village folk

Be careful out there cherry ...

I'll be fine the wolves are no match for me (gulp) "

That's what she said

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

A man scared of a Bush

Sure that's how the Brazilian was invented

Well no wolf has a Brazilian... beware the Brazilian wolf. Its smooth below but has a stinger , most Brazilian wolves are male, hairy all over with a bright pink and purple undercarriage

And how do you have all this knowledge..."

You sure do ask a lot of questions for an inquisitive lady

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm going home to bed good night Village folk

Be careful out there cherry ...

I'll be fine the wolves are no match for me (gulp)

That's what she said "

DD .. you can watch over her on her way ...

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I’m getting the 3B bus to the end of the line, she’s survived last night so she’s as good a bet as any other

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

A man scared of a Bush

Sure that's how the Brazilian was invented

Well no wolf has a Brazilian... beware the Brazilian wolf. Its smooth below but has a stinger , most Brazilian wolves are male, hairy all over with a bright pink and purple undercarriage

And how do you have all this knowledge..."
Long nights reading cryptozoology , if there is a beast out there , I'll know it. If you see the Mothman. We are all done for.

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"I’m getting the 3B bus to the end of the line, she’s survived last night so she’s as good a bet as any other "

Wow always wanted to be called a bus....all aboard

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours I was hiding.. As they say one in the hand is worth two in the bush...But now I'm alone and vulnerable. Desperate times means I might head to the gigolo hut. Better than been eaten by z wolf

If the gigolo hut is rockin .. don’t come knockin...

And if its howling run...

If she’s howling .. I’m getting 5 stars "

Not even a whimper yet

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours I was hiding.. As they say one in the hand is worth two in the bush...But now I'm alone and vulnerable. Desperate times means I might head to the gigolo hut. Better than been eaten by z wolf

If the gigolo hut is rockin .. don’t come knockin...

And if its howling run...

If she’s howling .. I’m getting 5 stars

Not even a whimper yet "

We’ve got alllllllll night ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours I was hiding.. As they say one in the hand is worth two in the bush...But now I'm alone and vulnerable. Desperate times means I might head to the gigolo hut. Better than been eaten by z wolf

If the gigolo hut is rockin .. don’t come knockin...

And if its howling run...

If she’s howling .. I’m getting 5 stars

Not even a whimper yet "
and its not rocking either...LP is normally quick... Let's give it another 5min and the hut will be free it's after midnight though. Wolfing hour... We better get cover quick

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I’m getting the 3B bus to the end of the line, she’s survived last night so she’s as good a bet as any other

Wow always wanted to be called a bus....all aboard "

The bus was just to get to the square, are you still hanging out in the square or have you moved to the gigolo hut?

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

phew, just a stray. Seems friendly. Property of ........ can't make it out there is red paint on it. Or is it blood.

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over a year ago


"

“I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone”

It’s warm in the hut Miss3b.. come warm yourself up and get comfortable ..

I guess it will do for one night oh no you have abandoned me for that trollop.. Im cold, alone and scared inn the Bush... With wolves on the loose. Any lady villagers fancy sharing a cushion?

I thought you went off hunting with those dogs of yours I was hiding.. As they say one in the hand is worth two in the bush...But now I'm alone and vulnerable. Desperate times means I might head to the gigolo hut. Better than been eaten by z wolf

If the gigolo hut is rockin .. don’t come knockin...

And if its howling run...

If she’s howling .. I’m getting 5 stars

Not even a whimper yet and its not rocking either...LP is normally quick... Let's give it another 5min and the hut will be free it's after midnight though. Wolfing hour... We better get cover quick "

Maybe he is just quick with you...

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over a year ago


"I’m getting the 3B bus to the end of the line, she’s survived last night so she’s as good a bet as any other

Wow always wanted to be called a bus....all aboard

The bus was just to get to the square, are you still hanging out in the square or have you moved to the gigolo hut?"

What kind of a bus ???

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I’m getting the 3B bus to the end of the line, she’s survived last night so she’s as good a bet as any other

Wow always wanted to be called a bus....all aboard

The bus was just to get to the square, are you still hanging out in the square or have you moved to the gigolo hut?

What kind of a bus ??? "

Party bus

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

It’s the fab bus

Gathering up stray villagers to get them to a safe place

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the fab bus

Gathering up stray villagers to get them to a safe place"

My hero!

I'm jumpin on

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"It’s the fab bus

Gathering up stray villagers to get them to a safe place"

Single decker or double decker

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"It’s the fab bus

Gathering up stray villagers to get them to a safe place

My hero!

I'm jumpin on "

Phew I was thinking I could have managed with my car there for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m getting the 3B bus to the end of the line, she’s survived last night so she’s as good a bet as any other

Wow always wanted to be called a bus....all aboard

The bus was just to get to the square, are you still hanging out in the square or have you moved to the gigolo hut?

What kind of a bus ??? "
if its a venga bus we are all on board .. To wolf free ibiza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the fab bus

Gathering up stray villagers to get them to a safe place

Single decker or double decker "

Its no contest really.... Double all the way

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By *0ndayMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Is it safe to come out yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HELLO!!! BARKEEP!!! ILL HAVE ONE BREAKFAST FLAGON OF MEAD WHEN YOU'RE READY PLEASE???

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Oh that was a very strange night indeed, party buses and orgies everywhere. Im feeling very woozy this morning but I'm going back to the square to see if anyone is trying to sneak back home

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By *0ndayMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

3b they say don't go to square alone. Or is it if you go down to the woods today

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"3b they say don't go to square alone. Or is it if you go down to the woods today "

I'm going nowhere near those woods, there is never any good wood in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooooooh, you do NOT want to go over there!!!! that looks VERY messy

But who is it??? I can’t make it out

And there’s a ghostly figure starting to appear

New housemate in the Fabonia Killed Waiting Room

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Oh that was a very strange night indeed, party buses and orgies everywhere. Im feeling very woozy this morning but I'm going back to the square to see if anyone is trying to sneak back home "

Miss3b ... you are definitely very welcome to .. come again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning fellow fabonians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh that was a very strange night indeed, party buses and orgies everywhere. Im feeling very woozy this morning but I'm going back to the square to see if anyone is trying to sneak back home "
i won't lie. My head is still spinning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. I take it that Panther fella hasent done his town Cryer bit and delivered bad news...I need a coffee, any one got coffee on the pot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee on its way. Anyone for breakfast?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Hello Fabonia, check on our neighbours to see if anyone is missing

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Coffee on its way. Anyone for breakfast? "

Black coffee please ...any rashers going there...

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Oh that was a very strange night indeed, party buses and orgies everywhere. Im feeling very woozy this morning but I'm going back to the square to see if anyone is trying to sneak back home i won't lie. My head is still spinning "

Hmmm I wonder why that is

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Coffee on its way. Anyone for breakfast? "

Oh coffee and soda be grand

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Coffee on its way. Anyone for breakfast? "

Have you porridge

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Coffee on its way. Anyone for breakfast? "

I’m making some homemade pancakes which you can have with Nutella and strawberries. Plenty for everyone bar one

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Coffee on its way. Anyone for breakfast?

I’m making some homemade pancakes which you can have with Nutella and strawberries. Plenty for everyone bar one "

Oh im on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee on its way. Anyone for breakfast?

I’m making some homemade pancakes which you can have with Nutella and strawberries. Plenty for everyone bar one "
mmm... Count me in for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh that was a very strange night indeed, party buses and orgies everywhere. Im feeling very woozy this morning but I'm going back to the square to see if anyone is trying to sneak back home i won't lie. My head is still spinning

Hmmm I wonder why that is "
do you not remember the gigolo hut? I'm getting flashbacks.. But i heard howling outside too. did you?.. Hope everyone OK... Gonna grzb5z coffee and pancake

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Has our town crier been eaten by the wolves I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee on its way. Anyone for breakfast? "

Coffee. Just Coffee...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast is ready tuck in everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breakfast is ready tuck in everyone "

Any cider??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breakfast is ready tuck in everyone

Any cider??"

Hair of the dog

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Breakfast is ready tuck in everyone

Any cider??

Hair of the dog "

cancel my breakfast order... I’ll head over for the pancakes instead ...

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over a year ago


"Breakfast is ready tuck in everyone

Any cider??

Hair of the dog

cancel my breakfast order... I’ll head over for the pancakes instead ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh pancakes! Any left for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a little left. You are hungry this morning

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Only a little left. You are hungry this morning "

Or is it dessert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits on the roof of the Fab Inn watching the world go bye, noticing who hasn’t stirred yet this morning

That breakfast DOES look good tho, I miss food already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only a little left. You are hungry this morning

Or is it dessert?"

Come find out....

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Sits on the roof of the Fab Inn watching the world go bye, noticing who hasn’t stirred yet this morning

That breakfast DOES look good tho, I miss food already "

Have the test results from the Hoover come back from the ghostly lab yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss Dubguy40 , sometimes I can still feel his presence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sits on the roof of the Fab Inn watching the world go bye, noticing who hasn’t stirred yet this morning

That breakfast DOES look good tho, I miss food already

Have the test results from the Hoover come back from the ghostly lab yet "

Check my postbox

Who knows what secrets it might hold !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I miss Dubguy40 , sometimes I can still feel his presence "

Yea that’s NOT a fanny flutter you’re feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A new day begins in the land of Fabonia with the villagers still affected from their actions last night.

Kaizer Thunderkiss dressed in nothing but stilettos and a feather boa is seen sneaking out of LadyPleaser19's loveshack alongside Miss3B in a baseball helmet and brassiere and BelfastD in a Scooby Doo costume as LadyPleaser19 saunters to the door, like John Wayne, dressed in a silk kimono walking a goat with suspicious lipstick marks upon it... "See you same time next week guys" he gently calls after them

Meanwhile Juicy J66 and Sweet Cheeks1000 are seen leaving Woody500's house with smiles on their faces and free milk in their purses... The two parties of villagers acknowledge each other with an awkward exchange and proceed to keep their heads down.

Keanored is up early to open the tavern when he sees the two ladies passing by gesturing about something quite large and girthy. "Morning, m'ladies" he says with a tip of his cap as Sweet Cheeks replies with a wave and wink

Once inside the tavern he wonders downstairs to the sex dungeon to make sure Fab_lovers2019 haven't left their y fronts in the ye olde hot tub again. He is struck by a strange smell as he enters... "Christ, has Tmountie been down here again!?"

As he ventures forward he slips... He doesn't know how. As he gathers himself he feels something... Something upon his person... He looks down at his hands to see the distinct crimson of blood

Shaken and not knowing what's going on he scrambles to his feet... He sees a trail leading deeper inside... He very hesitantly soldiers forward where he's greeted with an even stronger stench.

He sparks a match from his pocket and holds it alight to see... He stumbles... He looks down... It's a human leg. Wretching in disgust and fear he looks around further and sees an arm... Another leg... And... Another leg? He screams out in terror as the match goes out and burns his wee fingers only to light a torch as the flame exposes the remains of not one but two villagers!

The_ofusplus have been hunted down by the creature

Keanored panics like a cat trying to bury it's business on a marble floor.. "They'll all think it was me!" he cries out "... Was it me?" he doubts himself engulfed by fear and panic.... He races back up to the tavern floor where he knows he must alert the villagers...

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over a year ago

VILLAGERS:

Seanbelfast

Fab_lovers2019

Woody500

Scarlett Sa Leaba

Devinedestiny

BelfastD

Dubguy40

Pleasureprincess2021

Keanored

Geralt80

S1ren

Crazy-Cpl

Miss3B

Sweet Cheeks1000

LadyPleaser19

Juicy J66

HandsOnFun4Us

Dubswing321

Caz Murray

Countryguy2020

The_ofusplus

Havana_oh_na_na

Ulsterfry

Inquisitive Lady

Sexybuoy

White Witch

CuriousVoyeur

DublinGirl92

.Sparkie.

Cherry...

Kaizer Thunderkiss

FozzyOClock

TheTantrix

Tmountie

JB 4099

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome To the other side 2ofUs

Here’s your handbooks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I miss Dubguy40 , sometimes I can still feel his presence "

That's your Lycan senses

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I for one will miss those sexy legs 2ofUS.. I will erect a commemoration plaque in the Hut for all the good times ..RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first."

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"I for one will miss those sexy legs 2ofUS.. I will erect a commemoration plaque in the Hut for all the good times ..RIP "

RIP the2ofus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was convinced they were wolves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_ofusplus.. I did think you guys were wolves.... But now I just don't know.... I owe you.. Big time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome 2ofus

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I may just add no goats were harmed in last nights activities... everything was consensual .. were all adults here

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Welcome To the other side 2ofUs

Here’s your handbooks "

At least we died in a happy place with smiles on our faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm there is something rotten in the state of Fabonia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm there is something rotten in the state of Fabonia "

....in general that is, not the rotten dismembered legs found this morning...

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over a year ago


"Hmm there is something rotten in the state of Fabonia "

That’s the smell of decomp

Lol

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

South

We must get to the village Chapel and get things ready for DD's funeral

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Shite!!! I thought I had them sussed as wolves!!!!!!! Oops!

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"I may just add no goats were harmed in last nights activities... everything was consensual .. were all adults here "

That's why I had the helmet on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm there is something rotten in the state of Fabonia

....in general that is, not the rotten dismembered legs found this morning...

"

There's a rather large pile of dog poop behind the stables

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over a year ago


"Hmm there is something rotten in the state of Fabonia

....in general that is, not the rotten dismembered legs found this morning...

There's a rather large pile of dog poop behind the stables "

Clean up after yourself Manbeast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP the_ofusplus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I was convinced ye were wolves! RIP villagers....please dont haunt me

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Taken in their prime

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

I think I'll have a nap later and stay up tonight to see who I can spy

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over a year ago


"Hmm there is something rotten in the state of Fabonia

....in general that is, not the rotten dismembered legs found this morning...

There's a rather large pile of dog poop behind the stables

Clean up after yourself Manbeast "

It's wolf feces so that must be yours

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

South


"I think I'll have a nap later and stay up tonight to see who I can spy "
if you're staying up all night make sure you have company or they will suspect you

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Shite!!! I thought I had them sussed as wolves!!!!!!! Oops! "

If we were you, we'd now look in the direction of those we were pointing the finger at ..... those who may have wanted us silenced

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over a year ago


"Shite!!! I thought I had them sussed as wolves!!!!!!! Oops!

If we were you, we'd now look in the direction of those we were pointing the finger at ..... those who may have wanted us silenced "

Sorry to see ye slaughtered

Ye can go to Notting Hill in the sky now

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over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you "

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was convinced they were wolves "

Me too wifey... I’m still shaking.. it’s a sight I’ll never forget... I was sure they had wolf blood in them before now... now I know the wolf has their blood in him/her...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!"

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within.... "

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!"

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might... "

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts... "

Every Tavern no matter how respectable needs a d*unk!!

If I have to stumble downstairs for my fix then thats what I'll do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts...

Every Tavern no matter how respectable needs a d*unk!!

If I have to stumble downstairs for my fix then thats what I'll do. "

Your alright Dub d*unk is good... tally wacker is for wenches in the dungeons...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts... "

You do know that wolves make a snorting noise when protecting their den....

I have found shelter elsewhere with a much kinder Sir who happens to have short nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts...

You do know that wolves make a snorting noise when protecting their den....

I have found shelter elsewhere with a much kinder Sir who happens to have short nail "

I didn’t know that intimate detail about wolves Caz... thanks for sharing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Villagers!

Stop.....look..... And listen

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

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"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts...

You do know that wolves make a snorting noise when protecting their den....

I have found shelter elsewhere with a much kinder Sir who happens to have short nail "

How DO you know that fact about wolves

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Be careful with your appointment of a new barmaid/wench, we all know a good wench doing table service can keep a tavern full of horny villagers unable to stand up in case their wife sees them knock over pints with their trouser tent

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

South

Don't forget DD's funeral is at 11, we shall see how many turn out for that and also if anyone acts suspiciously, keep a close eye out for guilty faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts...

You do know that wolves make a snorting noise when protecting their den....

I have found shelter elsewhere with a much kinder Sir who happens to have short nail

How DO you know that fact about wolves "

I’m still very shaken up about the 2ofus and now Caz starts the day by telling us about wolves behavior... very peculiar and suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts...

You do know that wolves make a snorting noise when protecting their den....

I have found shelter elsewhere with a much kinder Sir who happens to have short nail

How DO you know that fact about wolves "

By stumbling upon a vixen guarding her den of pups in the woods one day... It was one of my duties when I was wench... Collecting fire wood for the tavern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be careful with your appointment of a new barmaid/wench, we all know a good wench doing table service can keep a tavern full of horny villagers unable to stand up in case their wife sees them knock over pints with their trouser tent "

Duely noted.... but I intend to have my barmaid to be quick with a pint and quick to flash her bosom’s too... keep all my punters trousers under tension... and she must be willing to give her attention to the ladies too.. nice bit of sexual energy between ladies is nice too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts...

You do know that wolves make a snorting noise when protecting their den....

I have found shelter elsewhere with a much kinder Sir who happens to have short nail

How DO you know that fact about wolves

By stumbling upon a vixen guarding her den of pups in the woods one day... It was one of my duties when I was wench... Collecting fire wood for the tavern "

Very good answer!! A little too prepared though me thinks!!

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

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"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts...

You do know that wolves make a snorting noise when protecting their den....

I have found shelter elsewhere with a much kinder Sir who happens to have short nail

How DO you know that fact about wolves

By stumbling upon a vixen guarding her den of pups in the woods one day... It was one of my duties when I was wench... Collecting fire wood for the tavern

Very good answer!! A little too prepared though me thinks!!"

A cover up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget DD's funeral is at 11, we shall see how many turn out for that and also if anyone acts suspiciously, keep a close eye out for guilty faces"

Is there a restriction on numbers?

Where are the tea and sandwiches after?!

Kaizer would like to sing "Candle in the Wind" at the ceremony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

What a sad sad morning here in fabonia. Alas for I did not know the _ofusplus well however the news of their sudden demise shooketh me to my core. Rip you guys! I've put together a little poem to remember you by

Twas a wolf that tore you apart

With sharp fangs and his nails to your heart

The villagers weep and morn your death

While other just drink and ignore their stale breath

This wolf will be found we won't rest easy

Finding your bodies has made us quiet quesy

Rest easy dear friends you can trust us

That justice will be served for _ofusplus

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I was convinced they were wolves "

But were you really mmmm

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Don't forget DD's funeral is at 11, we shall see how many turn out for that and also if anyone acts suspiciously, keep a close eye out for guilty faces

Is there a restriction on numbers?

Where are the tea and sandwiches after?!

Kaizer would like to sing "Candle in the Wind" at the ceremony!

"

Just be careful who you drip the wax on my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was convinced they were wolves

But were you really mmmm"

Absolutely and now it shows how wrong I was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts...

You do know that wolves make a snorting noise when protecting their den....

I have found shelter elsewhere with a much kinder Sir who happens to have short nail

How DO you know that fact about wolves

By stumbling upon a vixen guarding her den of pups in the woods one day... It was one of my duties when I was wench... Collecting fire wood for the tavern

Very good answer!! A little too prepared though me thinks!!

A cover up..

"

The only things I am covering up is my boobs as I attend the funeral... And morn the loss of a fellow villager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget DD's funeral is at 11, we shall see how many turn out for that and also if anyone acts suspiciously, keep a close eye out for guilty faces

Is there a restriction on numbers?

Where are the tea and sandwiches after?!

Kaizer would like to sing "Candle in the Wind" at the ceremony!

Just be careful who you drip the wax on my friend"

Is that a euphemism for something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asleep under the bar!! It wasn't me!! It couldn't be keaneored as he would have sniffed me out first.

Maybe they did and ur d*unken stench put them off, or maybe it was you

If it was my d*unken stench that saved me then I shall continue with my d*unken stupor forthwith!!

OH BARKEEP!!! A PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE PLEASE!! AND A BOWL OF GRUEL TO BASE MY STOMACH!!

Guess I better get it for Dub... that treacherous wench Caz is not welcome here anymore... that reminds me ... I’ll be advertising for a barmaid/wench as her replacement.. pay is a roof over your head food in your belly and protection from the stalking wolves... oh and occasionally hanky panky with the owner.. apply within....

Can you add in the odd hand job for the d*unk under the bar?? Please!!!

Not sure that's keano's thing but maybe if you ask nicely he just might...

Whoever gets the job Dub will be told to use the dirty mop to push ye to the corner.. bringing down the tone in here... ye know all the depravity goes on in the sex dungeon.. Me and Inquisitive are running a wholesome tavern here... snorts...

You do know that wolves make a snorting noise when protecting their den....

I have found shelter elsewhere with a much kinder Sir who happens to have short nail

How DO you know that fact about wolves

By stumbling upon a vixen guarding her den of pups in the woods one day... It was one of my duties when I was wench... Collecting fire wood for the tavern

Very good answer!! A little too prepared though me thinks!!

A cover up..

The only things I am covering up is my boobs as I attend the funeral... And morn the loss of a fellow villager "

Let's keep an eye on those who shall we say " overly upset and dramatic " .. guilt spewing from them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*combing through all previous voting patterns to see if there is any clues *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More terrible news this morning...

RIP you beautiful couple..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thoughts and Prayers.... to _ofusplus... at least it looks like you had a good time before the beasts got into the dungeon .... must have been more than one to take you both out....

Must get the lactose problem checked out... no more White Russians for this dude.

I’ll tend your farm and make sure the fields are ready for the harvest... if there is anyone left to feed.

Where does that take the list of suspects.... Keano - in his love shack

Dub swing - that bender story is wearing thin

Inquisitive- always seems to be quick on the deflection

Appears we are further away from finding these hairy monsters...reopen the salon immediately... there are waxing emergencies to attend to...

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

New thread required

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