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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

VILLAGERS:

Seanbelfast

Fab_lovers2019

Woody500

Scarlett Sa Leaba

Devinedestiny

BelfastD

Dubguy40

Pleasureprincess2021

Keanored

Geralt80

S1ren

Crazy-Cpl

Miss3B

Sweet Cheeks1000

LadyPleaser19

Juicy J66

HandsOnFun4Us

Dubswing321

Caz Murray

Countryguy2020

The_ofusplus

Havana_oh_na_na

Ulsterfry

Inquisitive Lady

Sexybuoy

White Witch

CuriousVoyeur

DublinGirl92

.Sparkie.

Cherry...

Kaizer Thunderkiss

FozzyOClock

TheTantrix

Tmountie

JB 4099

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The village bell rings out as villagers are reminded that they have just ONE hour left to vote and hopefully rid their land of anymore pain and loss

For come 8pm not only will they chase down who they believe to be the creature... It'll be night time soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all gone quiet again...

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

I'm eating and casting an eye over the village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big match on TV later, might miss Dubwolfs lynching and the obvious deflecting by one or two or three others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vote is going to FossyOclock..

The nails down the chalkboard says there's a Wolferine in this guy

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm in the process of sealing a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all gone quiet again..."

My what big ears you have?

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Its all gone quiet again..."

Some of the villagers are glue to ye olde fottieball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who hasnt cast a vote yet?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all gone quiet again...

Some of the villagers are glue to ye olde fottieball "

There ya go

Kaizer finds it fascinating that a self proclaimed lover of football would be the first to comment on said quietness too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who hasnt cast a vote yet?! "

Luxembourg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the outside they are really nice but they have been prowling around the thread a lot and my intuition tells me _ofusplus are wolves.... I need my beauty sleep again ... Sorry guys but you get my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 bells quickly approaching.... are we gathering the villagers in the town square... then piling into the Inn for Meade to numb the worries and stumble into the darkness of another night in Fabonia of sleeping with one eye on the door... I’m hoping for Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman, to make a house call!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got any milk thistle?? This mead is killing my liver!!

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Big match on TV later, might miss Dubwolfs lynching and the obvious deflecting by one or two or three others "

I shall be indisposed watching it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big match on TV later, might miss Dubwolfs lynching and the obvious deflecting by one or two or three others

I shall be indisposed watching it too "

It's the most obvious reveal since Philip Schofield leapt out of the closet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeps, Kaizers hut has Sky Sports HD on big screen!

Should be entertaining

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Ita safe to say we have lost Dubguy but im now torn between two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got any milk thistle?? This mead is killing my liver!!"

Only got strong stuff in the tavern... ye shouldn’t mention killing and a body part ... it’s too close to swinging time and wolves on the prowl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Suspicion is growing within the village as to those who aren't leaving their house to vote...are they simply scared of the creature...are they even still alive!

Or do they have something to hide so close to the night-time...

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

MY vote is for that vixen scarlet sa leaba... roughly translated .. blood where they lay... always hungry then full and satisfied, lurking in the shadows.. plus my other suspicion was Juicy but she owes me for last night .. so she’s ok until she pays up

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

I vote dubguy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna vote for keanored.

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Suspicion is growing within the village as to those who aren't leaving their house to vote...are they simply scared of the creature...are they even still alive!

Or do they have something to hide so close to the night-time... "

I'm keeping an eager eye out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pitch forks at the ready here... who’s it going to be...

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Oh I vote KeanoRed

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By *ab_lovers2019Couple
over a year ago

naughtyville

8 bells xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The villagers gather, pitchforks and silver bullets in hand, they've chosen who they believe to be responsible for the chaos within Fabonia...

They approach the house of Dubguy40, marching with purpose, they want justice for the fallen!

Hearing the commotion Dubguy40 looks out his window to see the hue of flames and torches closing in on him. He knows it's too late to run... He decides to meet them head on

"We know what you are!" shouts Pleasureprincess2021 "...and what you did!"

"You know nothing!" he snaps back "you've been hoodwinked by your friends, your neighbours. Tricked into believing their lies!"

With that the crowd grows even more frustrated as they demand their vengeance and their peaceful life back.

Suddenly there's a bang... Kaizer Thunderkiss has heard enough and he ends his war of words with Dubguy40 by shooting a silver bullet, 50% off at Geralt80's shop just use the code "WakeMeUpBeforeYouGoGo" at the checkout, into his chest.

With that the crowd falls silent over what they've done, some expressing immediate regret seeing him lay stricken...

Dr Quinn, medicine woman, emerges from the crowd to answer the lingering question...

She removes his trousers and gives him a gentle cupping. Afterwards she begins her examination.

After a lengthy and thorough exam she concludes... Dubguy40 was...

... An honourable villager. One who loved Fabonia with all his heart.

The villagers are shaken to their very core, coming to terms with taking the life of one of their own. When suddenly the moon escapes from behind the clouds.... night time has fallen... And they must scurry once again...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

VILLAGERS:

Seanbelfast

Fab_lovers2019

Woody500

Scarlett Sa Leaba

Devinedestiny

BelfastD

Dubguy40

Pleasureprincess2021

Keanored

Geralt80

S1ren

Crazy-Cpl

Miss3B

Sweet Cheeks1000

LadyPleaser19

Juicy J66

HandsOnFun4Us

Dubswing321

Caz Murray

Countryguy2020

The_ofusplus

Havana_oh_na_na

Ulsterfry

Inquisitive Lady

Sexybuoy

White Witch

CuriousVoyeur

DublinGirl92

.Sparkie.

Cherry...

Kaizer Thunderkiss

FozzyOClock

TheTantrix

Tmountie

JB 4099

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a warm place for you here dubguy

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh!

You win some you lose some....

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"The villagers gather, pitchforks and silver bullets in hand, they've chosen who they believe to be responsible for the chaos within Fabonia...

They approach the house of Dubguy40, marching with purpose, they want justice for the fallen!

Hearing the commotion Dubguy40 looks out his window to see the hue of flames and torches closing in on him. He knows it's too late to run... He decides to meet them head on

"We know what you are!" shouts Pleasureprincess2021 "...and what you did!"

"You know nothing!" he snaps back "you've been hoodwinked by your friends, your neighbours. Tricked into believing their lies!"

With that the crowd grows even more frustrated as they demand their vengeance and their peaceful life back.

Suddenly there's a bang... Kaizer Thunderkiss has heard enough and he ends his war of words with Dubguy40 by shooting a silver bullet, 50% off at Geralt80's shop just use the code "WakeMeUpBeforeYouGoGo" at the checkout, into his chest.

With that the crowd falls silent over what they've done, some expressing immediate regret seeing him lay stricken...

Dr Quinn, medicine woman, emerges from the crowd to answer the lingering question...

She removes his trousers and gives him a gentle cupping. Afterwards she begins her examination.

After a lengthy and thorough exam she concludes... Dubguy40 was...

... An honourable villager. One who loved Fabonia with all his heart.

The villagers are shaken to their very core, coming to terms with taking the life of one of their own. When suddenly the moon escapes from behind the clouds.... night time has fallen... And they must scurry once again... "

Well that went badly wrong. And now our numbers dwindle even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a shocking night... poor Dubguy...

Kaiser will hardly sleep a wink tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a shocking night... poor Dubguy...

Kaiser will hardly sleep a wink tonight... "

Don't be silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocking to lose another villager

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

RIP Dubguy I knew you were one of us

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Dubguy.. was a Goodguy... look after him DD...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP Dubguy

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over a year ago


"Dubguy.. was a Goodguy... look after him DD... "

Oh I will make him.very happy

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Poor Dubguy, getting lynched for being chatty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well... that’s not a bad entry into the pearly gates up there Dubguy..... a date with DivineDestiny... an appropriate name for your fate tonight.

And these were your words from yesterday... “ There’s something big and growly out here

Let me in ya d*unken feckers

Let me innnnnnnnn!”

Poor aul fella.... after that torment a silver bullet to the chest brought him to his end.

First sip of tonight’s 40 out for Dubguy.... enjoy the ride up there fella.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

We need to be extra vigilant from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to be extra vigilant from now on"

Yes and not turn on each other..

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Poor Dubguy he was loved by many though feared for nothing. Off to the Tavern to seek solace and celebrate the fallen though fearing Goethe Michael and a few others. Where will we seek comfort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooooooo! Be at peace now my good man and when you come back to haunt this village just remember......I let you into the pub last night when no one else would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to be extra vigilant from now on

Yes and not turn on each other.. "

Unfortunately the sinister part of this game... we all will suspect each other...

When will let the vital clue slip.... which of these creatures of the night will eventually leave a clue for us hapless, d*unken and clearly easily distracted by a smile and wink, villagers.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Ah jaysus... Dubguy could never be a wolf! He's a Dub for feck sake, we're too nice!!! Actually,WAS a Dub!! Unfortunately,I left it too late to vote but I'm convinced now I know the identity of at least 2 wolves! I'll be watching very closely during the night...they'll slip up soon enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP Dubguy40, I'm sorry I got you all wrong. In my defence, I was d*unk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew Dubguy before he moved to Fabonia and whilst I was wrong in my wolf accusations I always knew him to be a dirty dog.

Still I hope he's at peace now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village..."

Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village..."

If I end up dead in the morning I'm telling ye _ofusplus did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village...

Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover?"

I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I knew Dubguy before he moved to Fabonia and whilst I was wrong in my wolf accusations I always knew him to be a dirty dog.

Still I hope he's at peace now!

"

A lot might be in trouble now if being a dirty dog puts you in the frame. The big bad wolf did dress as a female to fool people mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!"

Damn Dub... that’s what the smell is... you using this bender to hide your wolf scent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village...

Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover?

I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!"

Sound I'll be over in a minute order me a large drink I'm a little shooketh

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village...

Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover?

I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!"

Very quiet in here where is everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister "

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!

Damn Dub... that’s what the smell is... you using this bender to hide your wolf scent... "

If a wolf is gonna get me i wanna be too d*unk to feel it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village...

Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover?

I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!

Very quiet in here where is everyone "

Don't mind them, come over and sit down, whats your poison!! POITIN???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling "

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging "

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we all are rather shaken tonight. Ok so let's have a toast to our 2 fallen villagers. To DD and DubGuy may you now be treated better than our village has the last few days

To you both xx

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

... and I see all the wolves are out with their faux sympathy for the innocent Dubguy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... "

Just remember... keep your hands on the mat

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging "

In the tavern you can order whatever you want. Teabagging it is in memory of dubguy and dd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we all are rather shaken tonight. Ok so let's have a toast to our 2 fallen villagers. To DD and DubGuy may you now be treated better than our village has the last few days

To you both xx "

Chin chin!!

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night "

It’s far safer in the gigolo Hut miss 3b .. safety in numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night "

I might join you. Dubswing wasn't joking when he said he's been drinking all day the ale farts have started. I think I'm probably safer outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night

I might join you. Dubswing wasn't joking when he said he's been drinking all day the ale farts have started. I think I'm probably safer outside "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night "
Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite "

I dont mind a little nibble

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night

I might join you. Dubswing wasn't joking when he said he's been drinking all day the ale farts have started. I think I'm probably safer outside "

Oh you're more than welcome to join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... and I see all the wolves are out with their faux sympathy for the innocent Dubguy "

You mean the ones who lynched them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite

I dont mind a little nibble "

Well a little nibble never hurt anyone.. Did it? We can hide away her safely... Just don't make too much noise!!

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...

Just remember... keep your hands on the mat "

Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite

I dont mind a little nibble Well a little nibble never hurt anyone.. Did it? We can hide away her safely... Just don't make too much noise!! "

I'll be as quiet as a mouse as long as I don't bite my lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful who you nibble thats where I met my grisly end, I just wanted a taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barkeep has told me I'm not getting another flagon until I eat someone I MEAN SOME THING!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooh

It’s not too bad on this side!!!

I DID try and warn ye……but ye weren’t listening

And to my grave I taketh the secret of who the furry bastards are

BTW I pissed in 3 flagons of Mead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...

Just remember... keep your hands on the mat

Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... "

I'm feeling the cold and that my faux fur gilet your brushing against!!

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...

Just remember... keep your hands on the mat

Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... "

Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight "

Don't make me laugh

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Who wants to come robbing milk with me in the morning??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight

Don't make me laugh "

Well I'm more afraid of your Howl than your laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight

Don't make me laugh "

Do you guys even vote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight

Don't make me laugh

Do you guys even vote? "

*did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep telling you. The barstool is the safest place to be.

You get to people watch and chat up the barmaid...saucy wench she is. And fottie on sky...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight

Don't make me laugh

Do you guys even vote? "

Yep, Keanored narrowly missed a justified lynching tonight, but he'll get his comeuppance ... as will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...

Just remember... keep your hands on the mat

Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....

Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast .. "

I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


" "
did someone else die Pete?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Miss3b ... your attendance is required in the GHut

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


" "

Methinks the wolves have struck yet again

We were here watching Grand Designs, swear!!

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...

Just remember... keep your hands on the mat

Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....

Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..

I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws "

Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight "

I’ve know of cabin across the field.... just have to chance the moon lit open plain... shall we go for. Board games, whiskey and candle light.... get away from the maddening (wolfy) crowd...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep telling you. The barstool is the safest place to be.

You get to people watch and chat up the barmaid...saucy wench she is. And fottie on sky..."

The Ghost of DubGuy wanders along the bar, pondering who’s beverage to stir with his ghost penis!!

Eeeeenie meeeenie miny mo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight

I’ve know of cabin across the field.... just have to chance the moon lit open plain... shall we go for. Board games, whiskey and candle light.... get away from the maddening (wolfy) crowd... "

Quickly, let's go before the howling begins

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight

I’ve know of cabin across the field.... just have to chance the moon lit open plain... shall we go for. Board games, whiskey and candle light.... get away from the maddening (wolfy) crowd...

Quickly, let's go before the howling begins "

Move quickly and stay low... I’ll watch your back...

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Miss3b ... your attendance is required in the GHut "

Oh have I been summoned now, are you trying to breed more wolves

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Miss3b ... your attendance is required in the GHut

Oh have I been summoned now, are you trying to breed more wolves "

Why don’t you come and find out if you’re brave enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" did someone else die Pete? "

Is that a sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...

Just remember... keep your hands on the mat

Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....

Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..

I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws

Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required "

You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do..

I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi "

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi "

Can I come please!!

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...

Just remember... keep your hands on the mat

Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....

Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..

I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws

Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required

You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do..

I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!! "

I take it a 5star review is out of the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody say something

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!"

looks like we have a little get together going, whose house are we meeting at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!! looks like we have a little get together going, whose house are we meeting at? "

Looks like a 3sum to me

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!! looks like we have a little get together going, whose house are we meeting at?

Looks like a 3sum to me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi "

As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off.

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Did somebody say something "

There are a lot saying something the trick is seeing who is worth listening to as the truth will out

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...

Just remember... keep your hands on the mat

Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....

Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..

I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws

Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required

You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do..

I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!!

I take it a 5star review is out of the question "

Without a 5* review I might stay in the square

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite

I dont mind a little nibble Well a little nibble never hurt anyone.. Did it? We can hide away her safely... Just don't make too much noise!!

I'll be as quiet as a mouse as long as I don't bite my lip "

If you bite your lip it could attract wolves... We can hide in the bushes... I will bring a cushion... You can bite down on that...

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...

Just remember... keep your hands on the mat

Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....

Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..

I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws

Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required

You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do..

I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!!

I take it a 5star review is out of the question

Without a 5* review I might stay in the square "

I wouldn’t trust those reviews anyway they are only for complainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIP Dubguy...

I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister

Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling

I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging

I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...

Just remember... keep your hands on the mat

Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....

Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..

I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws

Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required

You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do..

I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!!

I take it a 5star review is out of the question

Without a 5* review I might stay in the square "

Wise move miss

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite

I dont mind a little nibble Well a little nibble never hurt anyone.. Did it? We can hide away her safely... Just don't make too much noise!!

I'll be as quiet as a mouse as long as I don't bite my lip If you bite your lip it could attract wolves... We can hide in the bushes... I will bring a cushion... You can bite down on that... "

Bring 2 just to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off. "

Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!"

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


" did someone else die Pete?

Is that a sign "

Such sweet innocence ... not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come "

I will bring my game of Twister

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


" did someone else die Pete?

Is that a sign

Such sweet innocence ... not "

We know what happened the poor innocents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet "

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" did someone else die Pete?

Is that a sign

Such sweet innocence ... not

We know what happened the poor innocents "

Up again the wall, one bullet, bangbang

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister "

what are the rules? Don't want to put my hands in the wrong place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" did someone else die Pete?

Is that a sign

Such sweet innocence ... not "

You're scary....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers "

I'll tuck you in

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister "

Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister what are the rules? Don't want to put my hands in the wrong place "

They aren’t pillows !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister what are the rules? Don't want to put my hands in the wrong place "

A few drinks... everything is open for negotiation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers "

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company "

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company "

it's a little crowded at my place but you're more than welcome to keep me company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady"

why thank you kind Sir

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir "

Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off.

Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here "

Well sweet cheeks certainly has the lovely arse... I guess I’ll make the best of what I’ve got...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir "

..

There are a lot of kind Sirs here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off.

Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here "

I'm here, now let's party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister

Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game "

Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister

Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game

Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!"

Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister

Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game

Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!

Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag "

..

Let us know your findings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lights from the cottage windows recede, all too rapidly,  Thick cloud cover prevents the moonlight from illuminating the way ahead. Yet, as his eyes begin to get used to the darkness, the landscape reveals itself in a new light – albeit a shady.

A fox cries, a pheasant crows and the air is full of a heady earthy scent.

When your vision is reduced, your other senses are sharpened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister

Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game

Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!

Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag ..

Let us know your findings "

Consults handbook for the recently deceased to see IF I can communicate with the living

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir ..

There are a lot of kind Sirs here "

And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment?

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over a year ago


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir ..

There are a lot of kind Sirs here

And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to"

The more the merrier

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir ..

There are a lot of kind Sirs here

And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to

The more the merrier "

As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister

Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game

Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!

Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag "

I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson...

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Oooooooh

It’s not too bad on this side!!!

I DID try and warn ye……but ye weren’t listening

And to my grave I taketh the secret of who the furry bastards are

BTW I pissed in 3 flagons of Mead

"

epic words from beyond Dubguy

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over a year ago


"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment? "

Is a bit crowded ... in here

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over a year ago


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir ..

There are a lot of kind Sirs here

And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to

The more the merrier

As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing "

You can very much see what I wear and its not wool.

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Has anyone else noticed that a few villagers aren't posting much on the thread???

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over a year ago


"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment? "

Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooh

It’s not too bad on this side!!!

I DID try and warn ye……but ye weren’t listening

And to my grave I taketh the secret of who the furry bastards are

BTW I pissed in 3 flagons of Mead

epic words from beyond Dubguy "

Oh there’s more, there’s more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off.

Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here

I'm here, now let's party "

Appears a few parties around the place... but I’m thinking this one with sweet cheeks, woody, pleasure princess and I are getting cosy... with plenty of milk for tea in the morning... good man woody...

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir ..

There are a lot of kind Sirs here

And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to

The more the merrier

As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing

You can very much see what I wear and its not wool. "

Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment?

Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway "

happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning

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over a year ago


"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment?

Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning "

Are you SURE that’s all milk Woody??

I disappeared for a while earlier

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off.

Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here

I'm here, now let's party

Appears a few parties around the place... but I’m thinking this one with sweet cheeks, woody, pleasure princess and I are getting cosy... with plenty of milk for tea in the morning... good man woody... "

there's strength in numbers, plus we now all have an alibi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir ..

There are a lot of kind Sirs here

And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to

The more the merrier

As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing

You can very much see what I wear and its not wool.

Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours"

...

And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have....

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By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment?

Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning

Are you SURE that’s all milk Woody??

I disappeared for a while earlier "

I did think the milk was a bit lumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir ..

There are a lot of kind Sirs here

And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to

The more the merrier

As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing

You can very much see what I wear and its not wool.

Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours...

And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have...."

Can I ask . Are they your own ?.

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister

Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game

Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!

Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag

I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson... "

Hetty is far better at suction

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir ..

There are a lot of kind Sirs here

And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to

The more the merrier

As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing

You can very much see what I wear and its not wool.

Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours...

And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have...."

The teeth aren’t big but my innocent smile shows them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir

Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed "

Sean we are requested to join the party over with Woody I believe in safety in numbers

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister

Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game

Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!

Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag

I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson...

Hetty is far better at suction "

Would you like to come and show me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir ..

There are a lot of kind Sirs here

And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to

The more the merrier

As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing

You can very much see what I wear and its not wool.

Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours...

And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have....

The teeth aren’t big but my innocent smile shows them off"

Oh my ... quite magnetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning "

White Russians. That was a drink the dude could never quite indulge in....

Russians are good a crying wolf....

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir

Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed

Sean we are requested to join the party over with Woody I believe in safety in numbers "

There’s safety in numbers or rounding up pray. The right company is always important. I’ll sort my brave steed first

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi

Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi

Can I come please!!

Absolutely hopefully we will all come

I will bring my game of Twister

Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game

Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!

Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag

I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson...

Hetty is far better at suction

Would you like to come and show me ... "

I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning

White Russians. That was a drink the dude could never quite indulge in....

Russians are good a crying wolf.... "

And how might you have this wolf knowledge

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet

Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers

I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company

Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady

why thank you kind Sir

Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed

Sean we are requested to join the party over with Woody I believe in safety in numbers "

safety in numbers sounds very much like a pack. And an Alibi. I will be walking the perimeters alone with my pistol out

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