FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Ireland

Werewolf - Game Thread III

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Seanbelfast

Fab_lovers2019

Woody500

Scarlett Sa Leaba

Devinedestiny

BelfastD

Dubguy40

Pleasureprincess2021

Keanored

Geralt80

S1ren

Crazy-Cpl

Miss3B

Sweet Cheeks1000

LadyPleaser19

Juicy J66

HandsOnFun4Us

Dubswing321

Caz Murray

Countryguy2020

The_ofusplus

Havana_oh_na_na

Ulsterfry

Inquisitive Lady

Sexybuoy

White Witch

CuriousVoyeur

DublinGirl92

.Sparkie.

Cherry...

Kaizer Thunderkiss

FozzyOClock

TheTantrix

Tmountie

JB 4099

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Great work

Bravo

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Hope we don’t lose anyone between threads

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we’re safe til sun up

But we’re losing someone by then

In event it’s me I bequeath my hut and my mead stash to ………….

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avana_oh_na_naWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I think we’re safe til sun up

But we’re losing someone by then

In event it’s me I bequeath my hut and my mead stash to …………."

Me?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we’re safe til sun up

But we’re losing someone by then

In event it’s me I bequeath my hut and my mead stash to …………."

Me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to "
If there are two, it may be the start of a pack. A pack of Fabbers

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to "

I got lost in the woods searching for wood that I was promised

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to If there are two, it may be the start of a pack. A pack of Fabbers "

What’s more dangerous .. pack of wolves.. or pack of lady fabbers

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I got lost in the woods searching for wood that I was promised "

A promise must never be broken

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

We are still here in the pub

Mrs crazy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avana_oh_na_naWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to "

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Is everyone still in the pub?

Has anyone disappeared without any notice

I’m shaking under my bed now

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How deep onto the wood did you go... I mean into the wood...

Would certainly choose to face down the fab femme fatale pack... here in Fabonia seems a safer bet for the night.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to If there are two, it may be the start of a pack. A pack of Fabbers

What’s more dangerous .. pack of wolves.. or pack of lady fabbers "
a question for the ages. The answer is written on a cave wall in County Clare circa 6000 BC. prophesied by a goat.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm having an early night

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having an early night "

Where are you slipping off to....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having an early night "

Slipping into something a bit MORE hairy are we??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I'm having an early night

Slipping into something a bit MORE hairy are we?? "

Something hairy might be slipping into me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all! "

Hope you didn’t end up .. blowing your house down....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive the fire stoked, the doors and windows locked and tucked up warm in bed. The only way in is via the chimney and if the werewolf wants to try it they will get more than their fur singed

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering if any of my fellows villagers is into biting. Will have to do some research into that

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avana_oh_na_naWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all!

Hope you didn’t end up .. blowing your house down.... "

I, a helpless villager, could never do such a thing!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just gonna pass out here with this barrel of Mead

If I don’t see the morning Inquisitive has the right to my hut and Mead stash

And I hope I give you indigestion ManBeast

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all!

Hope you didn’t end up .. blowing your house down....

I, a helpless villager, could never do such a thing!"
strokes beard , tips hat low , stikes a match off stubble to light a cigar and ponders the use of the word "helpless", Havana doth protest too much

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all!

Hope you didn’t end up .. blowing your house down....

I, a helpless villager, could never do such a thing! strokes beard , tips hat low , stikes a match off stubble to light a cigar and ponders the use of the word "helpless", Havana doth protest too much"

Have to agree JB... although it’s gone eerily quiet... perfect time to be hunted ... hope we all see it through the night unscathed

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Time for bed I think, silver bullet close at hand

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all!

Hope you didn’t end up .. blowing your house down....

I, a helpless villager, could never do such a thing! strokes beard , tips hat low , stikes a match off stubble to light a cigar and ponders the use of the word "helpless", Havana doth protest too much

Have to agree JB... although it’s gone eerily quiet... perfect time to be hunted ... hope we all see it through the night unscathed "
we will be fine. I travelled with a wise old Outlaw called Chuck Norris, he wasn't afraid of the night, the night was afraid of him. He taught me the ways. Only bumps in the night are happy bumps.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh so quiet........

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Oh so quiet........ "

Shshshhhhh shshshhhhh

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Oh so quiet........

Shshshhhhh shshshhhhh "

Now that songs stuck in my head .... beats hungry like the wolf mind lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh so quiet........

Shshshhhhh shshshhhhh

Now that songs stuck in my head .... beats hungry like the wolf mind lol "

A bit of Bjork

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

You hear him howling around your kitchen door, better not let him in

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Oh so quiet........

Shshshhhhh shshshhhhh

Now that songs stuck in my head .... beats hungry like the wolf mind lol "

How Hungry did you say you are ....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ravenous....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Now I'm hungry too

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm really scared

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

All these hungry wolves out now

I’m hiding and hoping for the best

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

You do realise while we're all chatting here the wolves are busy picking their first victim

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm ravenous.... "

You should eat then would you be a carnivore... or one of those new vegan types ...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You do realise while we're all chatting here the wolves are busy picking their first victim "

Let’s just remember who’s here now .. for when we’re voting tomorrow ...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ravenous....

You should eat then would you be a carnivore... or one of those new vegan types ... "

I could murder a big HOT dog at the minute

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late "

We all hiding from you Mr wolf in the tavern

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"All these hungry wolves out now

I’m hiding and hoping for the best"

Under your bed looks cozy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late "

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm ravenous....

You should eat then would you be a carnivore... or one of those new vegan types ...

I could murder a big HOT dog at the minute "

Note to self...” Juicy likes her meat ... Hot .. and doesn’t mind if she kills it ..”

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

"

Got anything tasty on the menu for me ... something I can get my teeth into

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

We all hiding from you Mr wolf in the tavern "

All these sheepskin coats

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ravenous....

You should eat then would you be a carnivore... or one of those new vegan types ...

I could murder a big HOT dog at the minute

Note to self...” Juicy likes her meat ... Hot .. and doesn’t mind if she kills it ..” "

Just speaking literally...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

"
Are you doing those wolf cheeseburgers with chips and a for €10? I'd murder one of them right now!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

"
You never said "I don't bite".

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

"

You had me at come and take respite, the Jameson was a bonus and I’m in need of shelter

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many still awake here.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"So many still awake here....."

You would always be safe M’lady

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"So many still awake here....."

If you’re awake... you’re still alive ...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe and alive till when

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Safe and alive till when "

Depends who des the nibbling

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen my red Cape

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Anyone seen my red Cape "

What big eyes you have

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone seen my red Cape

What big eyes you have"

Its the glasses I'm wearing. Can't see in the dark

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 04/03/21 00:19:36]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Anyone seen my red Cape

What big eyes you have

Its the glasses I'm wearing. Can't see in the dark "

Though the moon is out and my what ears

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I would do a check in and see all is safe

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/03/21 00:21:07]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

Are you doing those wolf cheeseburgers with chips and a for €10? I'd murder one of them right now! "

Got some baby back ribs slow cooking in the even

Come join me for a glass of rum and some speculation x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

You never said "I don't bite". "

I don't unless you ask me too xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone seen my red Cape

What big eyes you have

Its the glasses I'm wearing. Can't see in the dark

Though the moon is out and my what ears "

The moon where?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

You had me at come and take respite, the Jameson was a bonus and I’m in need of shelter "

You my love can shelter in my private quarters upstairs XXX

Special attention given to my new VIP guest xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling "

Or big chunky bites

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Thought I would do a check in and see all is safe "

Who would harm an innocent like you

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought I would do a check in and see all is safe "

So far we are alive.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Anyone seen my red Cape "

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

You had me at come and take respite, the Jameson was a bonus and I’m in need of shelter

You my love can shelter in my private quarters upstairs XXX

Special attention given to my new VIP guest xxx"

Is that hat grandmas mmmmm

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites "

I mark easily

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily "

I scare easier

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily

I scare easier "

I’ll not frighten you if you don’t bite too hard

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily

I scare easier

I’ll not frighten you if you don’t bite too hard"

I am a gentle lady who doesn't bite

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought I would do a check in and see all is safe

Who would harm an innocent like you "

Maybe a wolf

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily

I scare easier

I’ll not frighten you if you don’t bite too hard

I am a gentle lady who doesn't bite "

Looking into those big eyes of yours I’d hoped for a lot more

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Thought I would do a check in and see all is safe

Who would harm an innocent like you

Maybe a wolf "

Is that Duran Duran I hear in the background

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily

I scare easier

I’ll not frighten you if you don’t bite too hard

I am a gentle lady who doesn't bite

Looking into those big eyes of yours I’d hoped for a lot more "

My eyes look big from fear..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily

I scare easier

I’ll not frighten you if you don’t bite too hard

I am a gentle lady who doesn't bite

Looking into those big eyes of yours I’d hoped for a lot more

My eyes look big from fear.."

Come closer and I’ll brush your mane of hair

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath "

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night "

You won’t need your cape back so

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

You won’t need your cape back so "

Red looks good on you

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

You won’t need your cape back so

Red looks good on you "

Have you been following me today...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

You won’t need your cape back so

Red looks good on you

Have you been following me today... "

I'm keeping a close eye on you

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

You won’t need your cape back so

Red looks good on you

Have you been following me today...

I'm keeping a close eye on you "

Stalking me like a wolf....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

You won’t need your cape back so

Red looks good on you

Have you been following me today...

I'm keeping a close eye on you

Stalking me like a wolf.... "

Just watching your suspicious activity

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hungry...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I’m hungry..."

Come on in for something to eat little girl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m hungry...

Come on in for something to eat little girl "

Oh it’s a little dark in here I say as my hand fumbles along the wall looking for a switch

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my head hurts!!! That was some goooood mead

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus, I'm dying!!! Is everyone still alive!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s still dark in the inn

But the floor feels slippy

Anyone able to light the lamps??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m hungry..."

Hungry like a wolf

Anyone fancy a breakfast roll?

I'm nipping down to the ye olde centra shop...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"It’s still dark in the inn

But the floor feels slippy

Anyone able to light the lamps??"

Did you pee against the bar again

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Anyone fancy a breakfast roll?

I'm nipping down to the ye olde centra shop..."

I’d devour a breakfast roll. Good call. Drop one to the back door of the inn.... I’ll pick it up on the way out. Cheers.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hmmmm I think it could be a pack of ladies wolfs amongst us....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely she wolves out there stalking us townsmen. Tough time to be a guy.... live every day like it’s your last....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have been my last and I don’t even know it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m hungry...

Hungry like a wolf

Anyone fancy a breakfast roll?

I'm nipping down to the ye olde centra shop..."

Yes please, I do be famished after waking from turning back from a werewolf!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The sun rises and shines down upon the village of Fabonia as it's people wake and, just for a moment, forget the terror of yesterday as they prepare for a new day

Woody500, the village milk thief, is up early to steal as many bottles as he can before his fellow Fabonians stray past their own door. He had been living well the past few days as numerous Fabonians had gone quiet and didn't appear to leave their house.

Suddenly, a loud shatter of glass is heard that pierces the morning's optimism. Standing lifeless and as white as the milk he had just dropped is Woody500.

Inquisitive Lady rushes to her door to find him stood there, shaking like a shitting dog.

"I knew it was you, you wee skitter. Have you been the one knicking my underwear too?!"

Frustrated at his perceived ignoring of her questions she demands to know what he is looking at...as he slowly raises his arm to point out to the field, owned by farmer HandsOnFun4Us. There lay the figure...of a body.

The villagers soon flooded out to see what was happening as they gathered in the field. As they drew nearer the dread of what they knew they'd discover set in...

As they drew ever nearer, with caution, they could hear a faint whimper... "They're alive!" exclaims Geralt80 as he pulls a Hasselhoff, rips his Spiderman onesie off and runs slow-mo across the field

There he discovers that the figure laying there is his neighbour, Devinedestiny. She had been missing for days but as her milk bottles weren't stacking up everyone thought she was fine and her bones were stronger than ever. The problem was that they were...but most of them lay 20 feet from the rest of her.

As she lay weak, not long from succumbing to the deadly attack she suffered at the claws of the creature, she asked Geralt80 "come closer..."

With tears in his eyes he leans in asking "What is it Double D?"

".... A... A... Andrew Ridgeley was way better"

With that she passed peacefully away in his arms as he carried her back to the village. The rest of whom pay their respects as they pass by and lay shaken to their very core, frozen, as to what they've just seen.

"Jaysus, what's with all the miserable faces, did someone die or something?!" says Dubguy40 as he slept in and missed the whole thing....or did he?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

VILLAGERS:

Seanbelfast

Fab_lovers2019

Woody500

Scarlett Sa Leaba

Devinedestiny

BelfastD

Dubguy40

Pleasureprincess2021

Keanored

Geralt80

S1ren

Crazy-Cpl

Miss3B

Sweet Cheeks1000

LadyPleaser19

Juicy J66

HandsOnFun4Us

Dubswing321

Caz Murray

Countryguy2020

The_ofusplus

Havana_oh_na_na

Ulsterfry

Inquisitive Lady

Sexybuoy

White Witch

CuriousVoyeur

DublinGirl92

.Sparkie.

Cherry...

Kaizer Thunderkiss

FozzyOClock

TheTantrix

Tmountie

JB 4099

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhh

Someone DID die!!

Hey which one of you bastards stole her red cape………..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey I didn't last long ah well

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crikey I didn't last long ah well "

You’ll be missed

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Damn you wolves, now I’ll never prove her wrong. And I wasted a good onesie

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devine you will be missed. We'll raise a glass of mead to you at your wake.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 04/03/21 08:32:40]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Crikey I didn't last long ah well "

Can’t believe it I didn’t think anyone was going until later today. Can’t believe it’s you and we were to share a flake

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

Listen, I know I disappear early every night and reappear in the morning. But it's just because I have a weird sleeping pattern. I am definitely NOT a werewolf.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Listen, I know I disappear early every night and reappear in the morning. But it's just because I have a weird sleeping pattern. I am definitely NOT a werewolf. "

I’m off to work during the so it’s mostly the evenings for me but when I was in the tavern I thought we were all safe

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Ohhhhhhhhh

Someone DID die!!

Hey which one of you bastards stole her red cape……….."

I wouldn’t say stole.... more.. finders keepers... hey we all knew DD liked roaming nude...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Listen, I know I disappear early every night and reappear in the morning. But it's just because I have a weird sleeping pattern. I am definitely NOT a werewolf. "

Ahh that’s ok ... can you send in a doctors note please..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DD...RIP.

Now where's the Coco Pops...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crikey I didn't last long ah well

Can’t believe it I didn’t think anyone was going until later today. Can’t believe it’s you and we were to share a flake "

Either did I. But I'm consoling myself with a flake while I'm naked in bed

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good morning all, what did I miss?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Rip DD

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Fabonians. Oh dear god we've had another attack. We need a town meeting

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning fellow villagers... Just reading the news.

Rip DD

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

We need to build a wall, we’ll get the wolves to pay for it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, DD Damn you wolves!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

And Wham! Just like that, DD is taken from us in her prime

Would it be bad if I admitted I still want to have my way with her as she lays in her front room

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Good morning Fabonians. Oh dear god we've had another attack. We need a town meeting "

We need an order from lovehoney as they are doing a special on their silver bullet

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"And Wham! Just like that, DD is taken from us in her prime

Would it be bad if I admitted I still want to have my way with her as she lays in her front room "

Don’t mention Wham, I’m still bitter about her final words

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And Wham! Just like that, DD is taken from us in her prime

Would it be bad if I admitted I still want to have my way with her as she lays in her front room "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Fabonians. Oh dear god we've had another attack. We need a town meeting

We need an order from lovehoney as they are doing a special on their silver bullet "

We have to do something

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anything to be said for a drop of Mead while we think??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crikey I didn't last long ah well

Can’t believe it I didn’t think anyone was going until later today. Can’t believe it’s you and we were to share a flake

Either did I. But I'm consoling myself with a flake while I'm naked in bed "
oh no.. Just reading that you are gone DD a good woman gone hope the flake cheers you up

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll start to sharpen our pitch forks for later, time to get these wolves

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night?? "

I was busy with your mane

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night?? "

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG!!.. . RIP DD... can't believe your gone

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crikey I didn't last long ah well "

RIP DD... the games begin again...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"OMG!!.. . RIP DD... can't believe your gone "

Juicy ...Is that DD,s cape you’re wearing !!! ...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ... "

Yeah... Where were you

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG!!.. . RIP DD... can't believe your gone

Juicy ...Is that DD,s cape you’re wearing !!! ... "

No... her's had buttons ...mines a zipper!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad and Gruesome end DD, RIP

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you "

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign ... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign ... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there... "

I left afterwards.. you were making noises. I didn't know if you were stirring again or was the change happening... I bolted

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign ... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there...

I left afterwards.. you were making noises. I didn't know if you were stirring again or was the change happening... I bolted "

I don’t snore Juicy .. nobody has ever complained before ...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?"

Immunity for 24 hours from having his manbeast sausage eaten

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign ... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there...

I left afterwards.. you were making noises. I didn't know if you were stirring again or was the change happening... I bolted

I don’t snore Juicy .. nobody has ever complained before ... "

In the darkness I felt something hairy touch me...I was afraid to turn around..maybe it was your Teddy bear

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Kaizer Thunderkiss "

Explain the poppy?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy? "

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign ... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there...

I left afterwards.. you were making noises. I didn't know if you were stirring again or was the change happening... I bolted

I don’t snore Juicy .. nobody has ever complained before ...

In the darkness I felt something hairy touch me...I was afraid to turn around..maybe it was your Teddy bear "

Come over tonight and we will see

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

"

What about Crystal Palace?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

"

Surely wolves don’t eat their own....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign ... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there...

I left afterwards.. you were making noises. I didn't know if you were stirring again or was the change happening... I bolted

I don’t snore Juicy .. nobody has ever complained before ...

In the darkness I felt something hairy touch me...I was afraid to turn around..maybe it was your Teddy bear

Come over tonight and we will see "

I will be there after darkness fall

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?"

Your dead to me now

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

Surely wolves don’t eat their own...."

From what we have seen they are vicious creatures and would turn on anyone.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

Surely wolves don’t eat their own....

From what we have seen they are vicious creatures and would turn on anyone. "

Anyone!!!

We’re in danger!!

Oh and we see dead people

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray

Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves "

Would you recognise her ass if you saw it again??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

Surely wolves don’t eat their own....

From what we have seen they are vicious creatures and would turn on anyone.

Anyone!!!

We’re in danger!!

Oh and we see dead people

"

Who saw DD last night... ? Let’s start narrowing down the suspects

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves "

A female... well ladies time to make your excuses...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves "

Why would you risk being out in the dark with dangerous werewolves in our village

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves "

Not sure I believe everything from the village milk thief...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought that DD with the tight airwolf tee would have given that monster reason to leave her in alone.... or at least given some more attention prior to apparently removing her bones...

A gruesome turn by these wolves.

Agree...with the good lady there... pitch forks at the ready... suggest camp fires, and a couple of stacks of speakers to bang out the Wham! For a town square party.... have to start sniffing out the hunters and hunted...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need to build a new village bar

The Club Tropicana “might” keep the werewolves out!?!?

They don’t like the Wham at all

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought that DD with the tight airwolf tee would have given that monster reason to leave her in alone.... or at least given some more attention prior to apparently removing her bones...

A gruesome turn by these wolves.

Agree...with the good lady there... pitch forks at the ready... suggest camp fires, and a couple of stacks of speakers to bang out the Wham! For a town square party.... have to start sniffing out the hunters and hunted... "

We need a village meeting . We can't lose another person.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need to build a new village bar

The Club Tropicana “might” keep the werewolves out!?!?

They don’t like the Wham at all"

Careless Whisper on repeat... slow dancing marathon.... no werewolf could break into that spell.

I’m afraid to say my good inquisitive friend... we’ll lose more before we find out who is duplicitous among us....

Any one in this town able to hack the town broadband supply... see who’s been Googling hair removal, or emergency manicure in fabonia....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought that DD with the tight airwolf tee would have given that monster reason to leave her in alone.... or at least given some more attention prior to apparently removing her bones...

A gruesome turn by these wolves.

Agree...with the good lady there... pitch forks at the ready... suggest camp fires, and a couple of stacks of speakers to bang out the Wham! For a town square party.... have to start sniffing out the hunters and hunted...

We need a village meeting . We can't lose another person. "

Said the big bad wolf

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?"

The wolfsbane was passed onto him by DublinGirl92, it gives the person immunity from being hunted by the wolves!

He must message me before tomorrow with who he wishes to give it to next.

However, it holds no power to save him from being voted, and lynched, by the villagers today...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?

The wolfsbane was passed onto him by DublinGirl92, it gives the person immunity from being hunted by the wolves!

He must message me before tomorrow with who he wishes to give it to next.

However, it holds no power to save him from being voted, and lynched, by the villagers today..."

Understood Opes

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves

Would you recognise her ass if you saw it again?? "
I'm searching profiles as we speak to see if anything looks familiar

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oody500Man
over a year ago

Bray


"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves

Why would you risk being out in the dark with dangerous werewolves in our village "
what can I say I love milk

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?

The wolfsbane was passed onto him by DublinGirl92, it gives the person immunity from being hunted by the wolves!

He must message me before tomorrow with who he wishes to give it to next.

However, it holds no power to save him from being voted, and lynched, by the villagers today..."

Can a werewolf hold the wolfbane?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?

The wolfsbane was passed onto him by DublinGirl92, it gives the person immunity from being hunted by the wolves!

He must message me before tomorrow with who he wishes to give it to next.

However, it holds no power to save him from being voted, and lynched, by the villagers today...

Can a werewolf hold the wolfbane?"

That's a real Wolfy question?!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible news regarding DD

I did hear some commotion late last night but I just thought it was a pair of frisky villagers wolfing, oh I mean dogging in the woods

Did anyone notice someone in a car, flashing their lights last night

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?

The wolfsbane was passed onto him by DublinGirl92, it gives the person immunity from being hunted by the wolves!

He must message me before tomorrow with who he wishes to give it to next.

However, it holds no power to save him from being voted, and lynched, by the villagers today...

Can a werewolf hold the wolfbane?

That's a real Wolfy question?! "

Only a wolf would know that’s a wolf question

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the wild wolves constantly chatter in their little wolves way. Very social they are. They can't help it. They are a pack. They just have to chittter chatter with each other...Anything from where's the fresh meat to discounts on Lovehoney, Discount on strapon's last night a LH special. Thanks LH...another way we can get fucked by the Wolves...WTF

Lots of Chatter going on from my barstool last night. But who's the Alpha...Is it a Panther

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
back to top