FabSwingers.com forum: Give a Superpower to the poster above

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Based on the other thread where billionaire Bruce Wayne can buy anything he wants bar a bona-fide Superpower.

Let's have some forum lols

Bestow any superpower you want to the previous poster.

Be nice or else Batman will drive over your foot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The power to have all powers

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The power to mind read...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisibility

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Super speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power of Persuasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Power of Persuasions "

The power to turn everything she touches into skittles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Power of Persuasions

The power to turn everything she touches into skittles "

The power to clean a house in seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power to be invisible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Power to be invisible

Time travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond skin

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Power of an exploding star

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Ability to read minds

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Super speed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can melt ice cubes just by staring at them.

It takes a while though.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Extendable limbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/03/21 19:36:08]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extendable limbs"

RB can breath underwater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

[Removed by poster at 02/03/21 19:42:01]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 02/03/21 19:42:01]"

When attacked BM will produce a Sheep like coat made of adamantiam which is impervious to any flame, bullet or form of force

Baaaaman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to turn water in to warmer, more yellow water, just by drinking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 02/03/21 19:42:01]

When attacked BM will produce a Sheep like coat made of adamantiam which is impervious to any flame, bullet or form of force

Baaaaman

The ability to rip womens clothes off with a click of your fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to produce one cadburys twirl from thin air every six months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The power to never become embarrassed

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Shape shifter

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Shape shifter

Shape thrower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The power of humility

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bananaman of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can look at solar eclipses without the special glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can see through clothes with his sunglasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can read their own mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can read mens minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can read mens minds "

Can do all stuff n things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to make promises and then not keep them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can read mens minds

Can do all stuff n things"

Can move objects with his laser eyes

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Can read mens minds

Can do all stuff n things

Can move objects with his laser eyes "

Flight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to be invisible to beautiful women

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Has the ability to be invisible to beautiful women"

Already have that one. Can I get a new one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has the ability to be invisible to beautiful women

Already have that one. Can I get a new one?"

How about Can steal others superpowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has the ability to be invisible to beautiful women

Already have that one. Can I get a new one?"

Ability to ice skate where there is no ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can cut their own hair (but only during lockdown)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He shites diamonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can always tell you whos round it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Knows who let the dogs out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can speak to and seduce squirrels, but only when both parties are d*unk

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The ability to remain completely silent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to remain completely silent. "

but only in libraries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The power to fully remove a sticky label off a product!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to wait years for his team to win the league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The power to fully remove a sticky label off a product! "

To play with Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has the ability to wait years for his team to win the league"

That's a gift

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The power to fully remove a sticky label off a product!

To play with Liverpool "

Can spontaneously set things on fire

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Magnetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has the ability to scream slightly louder than any one else currently screaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magnetic "

Super topping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magnetic "

Can turn men on with her cleavage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can turn men on with his cleavage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magnetic

Can turn men on with her cleavage"

Can predict the lotto numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magnetic

Can turn men on with her cleavage

Can predict the lotto numbers "

Can ask all the right questions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Magnetic

Can turn men on with her cleavage

Can predict the lotto numbers

Can ask all the right questions

Supersonic speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can stay on the line with a call centre for hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The power of unrelentless sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Power to Tame a Princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can whisper really loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has uncontrollable XRay vision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always has the exact change to pay for things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to work and sign on at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can read an upside down newspaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can pull of GAA shorts a jumper and a gold chain

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Has xray vision

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Has xray vision "

Nipples that fire lasers

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 02/03/21 21:27:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to read people's minds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can give strangers the horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to change people’s minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can fly, but only when in a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can see through walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to wear a full team strip with shinpads to the pub to watch his team play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to always be moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to look like he is reading a newspaper but is really checking out the talent around him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to pull coins from behind children's ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to not smell his own meaty farts!

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

The ability of invisibility

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The ability of invisibility "

Has nipples that can tune into any police scanner radio frequency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to foot his own turf

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"The ability to foot his own turf

Light on his feet

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

[Removed by poster at 02/03/21 22:15:18]

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

His boing can mesmorize women

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"His boing can mesmorize women "

My eyes are up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His boing can mesmorize women "
carebear the shoots love hearts

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"His boing can mesmorize women carebear the shoots love hearts "

Skipping without a rope

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

The ability to time travel.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"The ability to time travel. "

Endless orgasam

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By *parkie2Man
over a year ago

mullingar

The ability to put Figs in Fig Rolls

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The ability to put Figs in Fig Rolls"

Can get the creases out of shirts at a rate of 12 per minute and doesn't need to use an iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to sing loudly when d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ability to fluctuate weight up and down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To detain criminals in the strong hold of her boosoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Density Control

As light as a feather, as stiff as....

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By *parkie2Man
over a year ago

mullingar

The ability to tickle people with a wet sock

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By *heTantrixMan
over a year ago

Dublin 18

Horse power ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The power of positivity

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By *parkie2Man
over a year ago

mullingar

Doest kaizer not hath't all the super powers already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He glows in the dark, like a night light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet cheeks uses her magic tongue that has the ability to seduce any human being and if she likes you you should see what it's capable of in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her cheeks are so sweet, criminals bring themselves to jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super balls crusher

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Sexy lazer eye's makes every women week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexy lazer eye's makes every women week

One suck of her magical boobies and Big Virg is back to 110% of his powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass electricity thru kisses alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisible to babies but only when they cover their eyes with their hands

As soon as they remove their hands the babies can see them again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geographical boundaries have no limits to this man's shameless Super ability to "Tickle your funny Bone" without looking up from his newspaper....

Ability...He makes people Piss themselves laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can always plug in a USB device or a HDMI cable correctly on the first attempt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to read the same newspaper all week long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can see through windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can see through windows"

McGyver magic - can make a raft with a swiss army knife, baling twine and twigs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can see through windows

McGyver magic - can make a raft with a swiss army knife, baling twine and twigs!"

Colourful superheroe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The power of pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The power of pants

Lidl allow him time to pack his bag at the checkout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to make copies of himself so they can help him clean or anything he wants them to do

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The ability to make copies of himself so they can help him clean or anything he wants them to do"

The ability to write and read in mirror image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to teleport but only to places you can see. Your superhero name would be PEAK-A-BOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ability to fuck around corners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ability to fuck around corners.

His eyes shoot lasers

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/03/21 12:39:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smile to melt all hearts. A body to cause heart failure...x

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Shoots hearts from the hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lolly Rainbow Stare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A detachable skull that turns into a bomb

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

The ability to turn into a hairball

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ability to turn into a hairball "

That's an everyday occurrence

Cherry can teleport herself anywhere

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Hes a shapeshifter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes a shapeshifter"

Both shoot lazers from their nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn himself inside out

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

One press of his watch makes him invisible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her. Nipples produce Skittles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He can turn into a ham sandwich to feed the homeless!

Then when the homeless poops him out he returns to his human form and goes looking for another starving soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he’s already a super hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he’s already a super hero

Ability to make you cum using a bow-tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cums gravy but only on Sunday afternoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cums gravy but only on Sunday afternoons"

He can turn back time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can run a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She can run a bath"

Have the threesome of death!!

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By *onnieBMan
over a year ago

south

He can make women cum by looking at them

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Laser eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laser eyes

The power of boobage

The UN want to send Lolly and her peacekeeping boobies to war torn regions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laser eyes

The power of boobage

The UN want to send Lolly and her peacekeeping boobies to war torn regions

Insomnia induction

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Can teleport to anywhere she wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bo was once caught in a Tanora explosion and now has the power to turn her skin brown on command. No more sun burn here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has power over all carpets. he's a vacuum vortex. The Magneto of dust particles...

And that vacuum of his has a setting for knickers....

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By *onnieBMan
over a year ago

south

He can rewind time by 60 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Donnies penis can be used a weapon in combat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parts waterfalls with his toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Parts waterfalls with his toes "

That's a good one

Mr M has the power of whitest whites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can travel between mirrors. Plus you have control over the mirror world. Superhero name : Mirror Master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to go long periods without sex

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Can blow fire from his ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the ability to remember whether the emersion is on or off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can blow fire from his ass"

A robust vindaloo and I can do that

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Can drive in reverse up mountains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gift to you is the power of astral projection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can shoot blue rubber ducks 50 feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can shoot blue rubber ducks 50 feet

Many thanks for that, i was only managing 25 til now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kryptonite is working wonders then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can tell the time in every country by looking at his watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can watch Mrs Browns boys without laughing

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