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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning all!

Seeing as I'm up at this ungodly hour I thought I'd make a start on breakfast

Let me know what you want and I'll get cracking

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Just tea thanks, lots of milk no sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I spoil my self this morning

Scrabbled eggs and some smoked salmon with brown bread I got yesterday and nice mug of tea

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

2 sausages 2 rashers.. Omelette with cheese.. Black pudding.. Fried tomatoes.. Slice of toast please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning! How nice of you to offer to do breakfast

I’ll just have a strong mug of (Barry’s) tea please with plenty of milk

And if you can bring it down to bed to me that would be great

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

Good morning ill have a large latte and a freshly cooked croissant please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just tea thanks, lots of milk no sugar. "

No problem I've added a couple of pastries just in case you get peckish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I spoil my self this morning

Scrabbled eggs and some smoked salmon with brown bread I got yesterday and nice mug of tea "

Good choice coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 sausages 2 rashers.. Omelette with cheese.. Black pudding.. Fried tomatoes.. Slice of toast please"

Of course sir thats quite an appetite you have this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning! How nice of you to offer to do breakfast

I’ll just have a strong mug of (Barry’s) tea please with plenty of milk

And if you can bring it down to bed to me that would be great

Of course

Any room for a third??

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Turkey rashers

Poached eggs

Soda bread

Big coffee

Alternatively I'll take a glass of water and a ride

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Homemade pancakes and bacon and a strong coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning ill have a large latte and a freshly cooked croissant please."

Careful croissant is still hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turkey rashers

Poached eggs

Soda bread

Big coffee

Alternatively I'll take a glass of water and a ride"

I kind of have my hands full here in the kitchen

I might have time for a quickie if that would do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Homemade pancakes and bacon and a strong coffee please

Sir everything here is homemade, I even crush the coffee beans with mine own arse cheeks

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Homemade pancakes and bacon and a strong coffee please

Sir everything here is homemade, I even crush the coffee beans with mine own arse cheeks

And the milk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Homemade pancakes and bacon and a strong coffee please

Sir everything here is homemade, I even crush the coffee beans with mine own arse cheeks

And the milk?"

I milked the cows this morning by hand, got to keep my wrists strong and active helps for flipping the homemade pancakes

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"Turkey rashers

Poached eggs

Soda bread

Big coffee

Alternatively I'll take a glass of water and a ride

I kind of have my hands full here in the kitchen

I might have time for a quickie if that would do?"

Shur it'd be perfect

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Homemade pancakes and bacon and a strong coffee please

Sir everything here is homemade, I even crush the coffee beans with mine own arse cheeks

And the milk?

I milked the cows this morning by hand, got to keep my wrists strong and active helps for flipping the homemade pancakes

Excellent, how's your throwing arm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a mug of hot tea...no milk or sugar...tea bag in...and what ever your having yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a mug of hot tea...no milk or sugar...tea bag in...and what ever your having yourself "

AHH you sweetie thank you so much! I'd gladly sit and have a chat with you but some of these customers are so demanding and those coffee beans won't grind themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PP how nice of you to offer , can I have a surprise please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Pleasure Princess.

May I please have an Americano with poached eggs on brown toast, twist of black pepper.

Thank you.

PS love your School Uniform x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PP how nice of you to offer , can I have a surprise please

Avocado, bacon, poached eggs and toast coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning Pleasure Princess.

May I please have an Americano with poached eggs on brown toast, twist of black pepper.

Thank you.

PS love your School Uniform x"

Ms Pamela

I'll get right on it seeing as you asked sooo nicely

And thank you for noticing my attire, I must say it's a hit with the customers. Who knew??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PP how nice of you to offer , can I have a surprise please

Avocado, bacon, poached eggs and toast coming right up

Why thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning OP, a piece of you would be nice but since i can't have you, a honey and ginger tea, an avacado, some brazil nuts will do please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cinnamon French Toast and Bacon please

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Good morning OP, a piece of you would be nice but since i can't have you, a honey and ginger tea, an avacado, some brazil nuts will do please.

No pineapple?

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By *ubcouple99Couple
over a year ago

dublin

Fucking hungry now ,gonna make home made hash browns ,clonakilty sausages ,granby white pudding ,thick Denny smoked rashers followed by American homemade pancakes with Nutella and fresh cream for the kids ,we take Sunday morning breakfast very seriously in this house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning OP, a piece of you would be nice but since i can't have you, a honey and ginger tea, an avacado, some brazil nuts will do please.

A bit nuts here in the kitchen at the moment but I'll get it to you asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a mug of hot tea...no milk or sugar...tea bag in...and what ever your having yourself

AHH you sweetie thank you so much! I'd gladly sit and have a chat with you but some of these customers are so demanding and those coffee beans won't grind themselves

You look after them first....and then when your done I'll look after you...put your order in now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in from a night shift, so treated myself to sausage and egg mcmuffin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucking hungry now ,gonna make home made hash browns ,clonakilty sausages ,granby white pudding ,thick Denny smoked rashers followed by American homemade pancakes with Nutella and fresh cream for the kids ,we take Sunday morning breakfast very seriously in this house "

You sound like you're a dab hand in the kitchen you couldn't jump in a give me a dig out for 10 minutes? I'll make it worth your while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a mug of hot tea...no milk or sugar...tea bag in...and what ever your having yourself

AHH you sweetie thank you so much! I'd gladly sit and have a chat with you but some of these customers are so demanding and those coffee beans won't grind themselves

You look after them first....and then when your done I'll look after you...put your order in now

Hmm I'll have to have a close look at what's on the menu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cinnamon French Toast and Bacon please "

Ready for collection! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just in from a night shift, so treated myself to sausage and egg mcmuffin.

Let me know if I can get you anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schoolgirl Cafe!

If you need a hand in the kitchen, I would be willing to take direction, from the Head Girl.

Ha! Schoolgirl & Schoolgurl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning OP, a piece of you would be nice but since i can't have you, a honey and ginger tea, an avacado, some brazil nuts will do please.

No pineapple?

Not for breakfast i willfor lunch xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I've a bowl of Coco Pops and a SunnyD?

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By *ippBiManMan
over a year ago

Sth Tipp

Just coffee and whatever cereal is going for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cappuccino and a croissant please!!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"Can I've a bowl of Coco Pops and a SunnyD? "

Sunny d....can ya still get that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and a Danish for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Schoolgirl Cafe!

If you need a hand in the kitchen, I would be willing to take direction, from the Head Girl.

Ha! Schoolgirl & Schoolgurl."

Girl stick an apron on and give me a hand it's Bananas in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I've a bowl of Coco Pops and a SunnyD?

Sunny d....can ya still get that"

No idea! But I'm reliving a Sunday morn well spent in front of cartoons on the telly box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I've a bowl of Coco Pops and a SunnyD? "

Sunny d?? I can do some watered down orange juice for you

Same thing??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and a Danish for me

absolutely sir if I can get you anything else please let me know

I have an extra set of hands in the kitchen so that that should free me up a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cappuccino and a croissant please!!

Careful now the coffee is a bit like yourself

Hot hot hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I've a bowl of Coco Pops and a SunnyD?

Sunny d?? I can do some watered down orange juice for you

Same thing??"

Throw in many a tbsp of sugar and we're good to go

You're a lady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just coffee and whatever cereal is going for me please

Hmmm I'm going to guess and go with Weetabix with a cut up banana for you sir!

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By *ippBiManMan
over a year ago

Sth Tipp

That'd be perfect,thank you

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"Can I've a bowl of Coco Pops and a SunnyD?

Sunny d....can ya still get that

No idea! But I'm reliving a Sunday morn well spent in front of cartoons on the telly box

As long as ya dont turn yellow from the stuff

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I'd even settle for a good takeaway at this stage.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cappuccino and a croissant please!!

Careful now the coffee is a bit like yourself

Hot hot hot

Hot is the way I like it!! Maybe a bit sticky too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs."

I'm shocked and appalled by this very public statement. I clearly delivered your order of coffee and a croissant earlier to you sir. Would you like to step into my office and make a formal complaint? I'd hate for you to leave a bad review online that kind of thing is very damaging to a small business such as myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.

I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!

If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.

I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!

If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you??

I should think so! Now where did I leave my do not disturb sign??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee.... Black

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee.... Black

Just coffee?? Nothing else? Anything off menu that I could tempt you with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.

I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!

If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you??

I should think so! Now where did I leave my do not disturb sign??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee.... Black

Just coffee?? Nothing else? Anything off menu that I could tempt you with?"

Yourself?!

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

White coffee and a bacon and egg bap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee.... Black

Just coffee?? Nothing else? Anything off menu that I could tempt you with?

Yourself?!

That could be arranged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White coffee and a bacon and egg bap"

Oh we have a late riser! Wonder what kept you in the bed so long this morning that you're only getting round to breakfast now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee.... Black

Just coffee?? Nothing else? Anything off menu that I could tempt you with?

Yourself?!

That could be arranged

Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in from a night shift, so treated myself to sausage and egg mcmuffin.

Let me know if I can get you anything

There are a lot of things you could get me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.

I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!

If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you??

I should think so! Now where did I leave my do not disturb sign??

You just lie back now while I have lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.

I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!

If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you??

I should think so! Now where did I leave my do not disturb sign??

You just lie back now while I have lunch

I'd better leave here with a smile on my face otherwise you'll have to listen to me complaining

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By *ippBiManMan
over a year ago

Sth Tipp

Best online breakfast bar out there,I'm more than happy to leave a positive review,I'll definitely be back for second helpings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.

I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!

If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you??

I should think so! Now where did I leave my do not disturb sign??

You just lie back now while I have lunch

I'd better leave here with a smile on my face otherwise you'll have to listen to me complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a mug of hot tea...no milk or sugar...tea bag in...and what ever your having yourself

AHH you sweetie thank you so much! I'd gladly sit and have a chat with you but some of these customers are so demanding and those coffee beans won't grind themselves

You look after them first....and then when your done I'll look after you...put your order in now

Hmm I'll have to have a close look at what's on the menu

An extensive menu...no order too big

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"White coffee and a bacon and egg bap

Oh we have a late riser! Wonder what kept you in the bed so long this morning that you're only getting round to breakfast now

Just choking the chicken a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday morning has to be a big dirty fry with all the trimmings, and a mixed fruit smoothie to cure the dry mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White coffee and a bacon and egg bap

Oh we have a late riser! Wonder what kept you in the bed so long this morning that you're only getting round to breakfast now

Just choking the chicken a few times

Is that what that awful racket was earlier?

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