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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK not just mammies but parenting in Ireland.

Watched a tic toc yesterday and it was literally asking do all Irish mammies do this. Out in shop and you say to the child who is misbehaving " wait till I get you to the car"

Had a great laugh with a friend this morning about this, it's definitely something we do.

Mine was "I'm counting to 3". Or if my son got his full name he knew he was in trouble.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The wooden Spoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The wooden Spoon "

It was a slipper in our house, you know the one that had a good rubber sole

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

The wooden spoon or just that look your mother gave you and you knew you were in trouble.

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I didn’t need to say a word... I gave ‘the Look’. That was enough!

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By *shornMan
over a year ago

s

lol my poor mum was always threatening to “brain” me ?? never did figure out just what exactly that was

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

“If you fall and break your leg, don’t come running to me”

Ok....???

I don’t know when exactly it happened, but one my kids were being brats and I opened my mouth and my mother started talking. The Mammyisms are strong here..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"“If you fall and break your leg, don’t come running to me”

Ok....???

I don’t know when exactly it happened, but one my kids were being brats and I opened my mouth and my mother started talking. The Mammyisms are strong here.."

Lol I was in full rant over something and said as long as you living under this roof, I stopped and just left the room thinking oh god I've turned into my mum lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Growing up in NI we were used to having regular visits from the British army during surveys.

They arrived the day Arsenal were playing Ipswich in the 1978 FA Cup final and one of the soldiers obviously had a sense of humour.

When it came to asking about weapons on the premises he said " Apart from the rolling pin and wooden spoon that is"

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Just wait till your Father gets home my Ma would rant, wouldn't mind my Dad is very quite we were more terrified of my Ma

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Just wait till your Father gets home my Ma would rant, wouldn't mind my Dad is very quite we were more terrified of my Ma "

Same..my name is so laid back ...I don't think I ever saw him lose the head

Last year myself and my brothers had a wooden spoon mounted on a plinth with a number 1 Irish mammy painted on the bottom for mothers day for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not an Irish mammy in that way,

but my obsession with whether people have eaten enough is Irish Mammy all over.

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"“If you fall and break your leg, don’t come running to me”

Ok....???

I don’t know when exactly it happened, but one my kids were being brats and I opened my mouth and my mother started talking. The Mammyisms are strong here..

Lol I was in full rant over something and said as long as you living under this roof, I stopped and just left the room thinking oh god I've turned into my mum lol "

Hahah! And then you know it’s bad when your love says “that’s not necessarily awful, your Mams pretty cool”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just start counting down from 5 to 1 softly. The panic sets in at 3.

God help me if they ever call my bluff!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The wooden Spoon "

Nothing wielded as much power and threat as the unforgiving dreaded wooden spoon!

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By *r.CuddlesMan
over a year ago

Cuddleton ;-)

Weirdly enough I tells my kids if they don't stop misbehaving I'm going to DDT somone 8 out 10 times it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'look' r wait till ur father gets home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 'look' r wait till ur father gets home... "

Hated when my ex said that.

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"I'll fucking burst ya"

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Children should be seen and not heard I hated that saying when my mother said it to me

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

" When I was your age....!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“If you fall and break your leg, don’t come running to me”

Ok....???

I don’t know when exactly it happened, but one my kids were being brats and I opened my mouth and my mother started talking. The Mammyisms are strong here..

Lol I was in full rant over something and said as long as you living under this roof, I stopped and just left the room thinking oh god I've turned into my mum lol "

Oh god! All this is completely me

I realised I had turned into my mother when I starting talking about the weather in terms of drying conditions for the clothes

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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

My wee Irish Mammie gave us The Look and that hurt more than any physical action.

I always knew I was in trouble even into my 50's before she passed when she called me by my full name...lol

Interestingly my daughter is a head teacher and says if she or any of her colleagues call a pupil by their full name then it usually means they have done something wrong too...

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

I remember laughing hysterically when my mother broke the wooden spoon on me

Not so happy when she then produced the flexible plastic one that wouldn't break so easily and stung worse

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By *acknjill30Couple
over a year ago

wexford

one more time is a term used alot here since the homeschooling started

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

I just had to give "the look" that was enough perfect angels then. Haha

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By *enguin1Man
over a year ago

The sticks

My mother drew a smiling face on the wooden spoon.......evil woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The wooden Spoon "

I used to laugh at my mother with the wooden spoon, she was a gentle creature really. Barely tipped me with it or if she went to slap me it was always so gentle that i giggled at her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“If you fall and break your leg, don’t come running to me”

Ok....???

I don’t know when exactly it happened, but one my kids were being brats and I opened my mouth and my mother started talking. The Mammyisms are strong here.."

I laughed out loud "mammyisms" ha ha very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“If you fall and break your leg, don’t come running to me”

Ok....???

I don’t know when exactly it happened, but one my kids were being brats and I opened my mouth and my mother started talking. The Mammyisms are strong here..

Lol I was in full rant over something and said as long as you living under this roof, I stopped and just left the room thinking oh god I've turned into my mum lol "

it happens to everyone - I think it is just how the things are -

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

I was a good child until I turned 16 honest! Though I do remember this one time lol mum chased me down the street with a wooden spoon and broke it over my ass lmao buns of steel ??

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By *ipmannMan
over a year ago

Cahir

The side eye look or when you heard your full name called time to run.

Sayings:

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.

If you break your legs don't come running to me.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"The side eye look or when you heard your full name called time to run.

Sayings:

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.

If you break your legs don't come running to me."

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner...classic

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