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By *eepixie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Remote controls, deodorant bottles, forearms... why do men feel the need, to take a pic of their cock, with one of the above beside it?? Maybe us ladies should grab a couple of oranges or melons to put beside our boobs??

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

It's their prize possession and they love showing it off I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remote controls, deodorant bottles, forearms... why do men feel the need, to take a pic of their cock, with one of the above beside it?? Maybe us ladies should grab a couple of oranges or melons to put beside our boobs?? "

I haven't done any of the above but to hazard a guess its to compare the size.

Mad thats a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But sure we all got the same deodorant tins an sky remotes

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Remote controls, deodorant bottles, forearms... why do men feel the need, to take a pic of their cock, with one of the above beside it?? Maybe us ladies should grab a couple of oranges or melons to put beside our boobs?? "

Some women look great with fruit by their boobs in fairness so yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because its their profile and they can post what ever photos they wish?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Because its been so long since some of us have seen one we need reminding what's sizes the come in...no pun intended.

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By *eepixie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Because its their profile and they can post what ever photos they wish?"

You’re correct of course, just a general query as the need to do so. Obviously to show the size of their bits, or to show off?

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By *eepixie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Because its been so long since some of us have seen one we need reminding what's sizes the come in...no pun intended. "

Hahahaaa!! It won’t be long now,!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because its their profile and they can post what ever photos they wish?

You’re correct of course, just a general query as the need to do so. Obviously to show the size of their bits, or to show off?"

Same reason some women play hide the cucumber I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm forever losing the remote. But I've NEVER lost my cock thankfully. I don't keep them in the same drawer either which helps and they've never had a Kodak moment...the remotes self esteem would take a bashing and feck off and hide behind the sofa. And I'd have to go and find it again. It's a vicious circle you see

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"I'm forever losing the remote. But I've NEVER lost my cock thankfully. I don't keep them in the same drawer either which helps and they've never had a Kodak moment...the remotes self esteem would take a bashing and feck off and hide behind the sofa. And I'd have to go and find it again. It's a vicious circle you see "

Is your cock voice activated like the SkyQ remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm forever losing the remote. But I've NEVER lost my cock thankfully. I don't keep them in the same drawer either which helps and they've never had a Kodak moment...the remotes self esteem would take a bashing and feck off and hide behind the sofa. And I'd have to go and find it again. It's a vicious circle you see

Is your cock voice activated like the SkyQ remote? "

Thankfully it comes with all sorts of attachments but unfortunately it's not Wi-Fi enabled...

But it does respond to close up whispers...funny that. The fecking thing never does what I ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd trust the sky remotes ones better the deodorant cans are probably the travel size ones

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Because its their profile and they can post what ever photos they wish?

You’re correct of course, just a general query as the need to do so. Obviously to show the size of their bits, or to show off?"

Think it's something to do with trying to show their size, as in some profiles state looking for "hung" or well endowed, or size queen/King. I assume they are trying to go for that target audience. And maybe some showing off too.

\-(")-/

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I'd trust the sky remotes ones better the deodorant cans are probably the travel size ones"

Shush now don't be talking nonsense ....travel size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remote controls, deodorant bottles, forearms... why do men feel the need, to take a pic of their cock, with one of the above beside it?? Maybe us ladies should grab a couple of oranges or melons to put beside our boobs?? "

I lost my tape measure in the late 90s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People should know that on the i internet, the only acceptable object is a banana for scale.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"People should know that on the i internet, the only acceptable object is a banana for scale."

Hi Zack..welcome to the forums

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By *eepixie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Must admit I’ve had a good laugh at your replies!!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"People should know that on the i internet, the only acceptable object is a banana for scale.

Hi Zack..welcome to the forums "

Saved by the Bell ... loved that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely these selfless gentlemen should be lauded for trying to be a little bit of context into life

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By *imjenningsMan
over a year ago

Kinnegad, sometimes Cork, Limerick, Waterford

I’ve never felt the need to compare it to anything, I just let it stand on its own....... sorry, I’ll let myself out

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Remote controls, deodorant bottles, forearms... why do men feel the need, to take a pic of their cock, with one of the above beside it?? Maybe us ladies should grab a couple of oranges or melons to put beside our boobs?? "

You’d need more than oranges

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It's when women start posing with vacuum cleaners for comparison purposes that gets me

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By *eepixie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Remote controls, deodorant bottles, forearms... why do men feel the need, to take a pic of their cock, with one of the above beside it?? Maybe us ladies should grab a couple of oranges or melons to put beside our boobs??

You’d need more than oranges "

And I’m proud of that fact lol

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By *eepixie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"It's when women start posing with vacuum cleaners for comparison purposes that gets me "

Now there’s a thought...

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By *eepixie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I’ve never felt the need to compare it to anything, I just let it stand on its own....... sorry, I’ll let myself out "

Go you! The best way to advertise your size.. au naturale..

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"Remote controls, deodorant bottles, forearms... why do men feel the need, to take a pic of their cock, with one of the above beside it?? Maybe us ladies should grab a couple of oranges or melons to put beside our boobs?? "

Other fruits are available

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland


"Remote controls, deodorant bottles, forearms... why do men feel the need, to take a pic of their cock, with one of the above beside it?? Maybe us ladies should grab a couple of oranges or melons to put beside our boobs?? "

Lol bring out the melons mmm

All men dont use this primitive objects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remote controls, deodorant bottles, forearms... why do men feel the need, to take a pic of their cock, with one of the above beside it?? Maybe us ladies should grab a couple of oranges or melons to put beside our boobs?? "

Why do guys not just use a ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Why do guys not just use a ruler "

Errm I guess that would be too accurate for comfort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's their prize possession and they love showing it off I guess "

Wondering which is the prize possession ?

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