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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....your vagina?

Kaizer heard a new one this morning

"Tuppence"

Shiver me timbers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kaizer is so befuddled this gets duplicated

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

If it was a penny would you have posted just the once?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Feed the birds

Tuppence a bag

Its in my head now for the rest of the day

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Were supposed to name it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it was a penny would you have posted just the once?

If Kaizer wasn't so befuddled would you have posted at all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Were supposed to name it

What you call yours?

Or do just point....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Sweet spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Madge"

What!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet spot

That makes sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feed the birds

Tuppence a bag

Its in my head now for the rest of the day

Tuppence, Tuppence, Tuppence a baaaag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a name per say i just say pussy or cock in my case. But i remember when my offspring was younger we used have to use names so mine was "Mary" lol. Can't remember what his cock was but all i remember is my offspring asking one day who is "Mary and let's say John" it was funny. We never mentioned it afterwards again we just played it carefully from that day forwards.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"....your vagina?

Kaizer heard a new one this morning

"Tuppence"

Shiver md timbers!

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Were supposed to name it

What you call yours?

Or do just point....

Depends on who im talking to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....your vagina?

Kaizer heard a new one this morning

"Tuppence"

Shiver md timbers!

Touché BD.... Touché

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Were supposed to name it

What you call yours?

Or do just point....

Depends on who im talking to

You're in the supermarket, and have been accidently struck in the vaginal area by a trolley!

A shop assistant comes over, "Are you okay ma'am?"

Just got a whack in me.... *points south*

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Were supposed to name it

What you call yours?

Or do just point....

Depends on who im talking to

You're in the supermarket, and have been accidently struck in the vaginal area by a trolley!

A shop assistant comes over, "Are you okay ma'am?"

Just got a whack in me crack *points south*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Were supposed to name it

What you call yours?

Or do just point....

Depends on who im talking to

You're in the supermarket, and have been accidently struck in the vaginal area by a trolley!

A shop assistant comes over, "Are you okay ma'am?"

Just got a whack in me crack *points south*

That's assuming the lady says "crack"

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

cant say thats ever happened but looks like im gonna have to think up a name of what to call it in public now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"cant say thats ever happened but looks like im gonna have to think up a name of what to call it in public now"

"Misters"?!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuppence, Mimsy, hoo hoo

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ooookkkk changed my mind im going with cock gobbler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fine 'china

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tuppence, Mimsy, hoo hoo"

That's what you call yours?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fine 'china "

Chi... Na!

Very delicate no?

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Foof/vag

Thankfully I've never had to reference my foof to any shop assistants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuppence, Mimsy, hoo hoo

That's what you call yours?! "

You think if i had a tuppence id be on here making stupid posts, not a chance id be upstairs playing with it now, stuck to the knuckle as they say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tuppence, Mimsy, hoo hoo

That's what you call yours?!

You think if i had a tuppence id be on here making stupid posts, not a chance id be upstairs playing with it now, stuck to the knuckle as they say

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Madge

What!?

The Vadge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Madge

What!?

The Vadge

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Fionnuala

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof

Vajayjay

Fandango

Vagine

*disclaimer*

Not during the jiggy

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Foof

Vajayjay

Fandango

Vagine

*disclaimer*

Not during the jiggy"

Has it got a split personality...what does it get called during the jiggy jiggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Fionnuala

Hey Fionnuala, how you doin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foof

Vajayjay

Fandango

Vagine

*disclaimer*

Not during the jiggy

Has it got a split personality...what does it get called during the jiggy jiggy

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Foof

Vajayjay

Fandango

Vagine

*disclaimer*

Not during the jiggy

Has it got a split personality...what does it get called during the jiggy jiggy

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Fanjita?

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By *ountry Bumpkins69Couple
over a year ago

neverland

Foo foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foof

Vajayjay

Fandango

Vagine

*disclaimer*

Not during the jiggy

Has it got a split personality...what does it get called during the jiggy jiggy

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Fanjita?

Oh I forgot about that one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Foo foo

Gesundheit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Foof

Vajayjay

Fandango

Vagine

*disclaimer*

Not during the jiggy

Has it got a split personality...what does it get called during the jiggy jiggy

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Fanjita?

Oh I forgot about that one!"

Vajayjay rocks

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By *adylaceWoman
over a year ago

Waterford City

I'm a lady so it gets called "my lady garden" pmsl

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"My Fionnuala

The worst thing is I work with a Fionuala, every time I say her name I’m like

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Her sweet innocence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex called it her "muff"

She was very Eastend London.

As in, during a conversation with a market trader:

"Wot yer looking for, luv?"

"An aaatfit for me par'y tonite"

"'Ow abaat this bikini bot'om..?"

"'Ere...u jokin...that won't even cover me Muff!"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ex called it her "muff"

She was very Eastend London.

As in, during a conversation with a market trader:

"Wot yer looking for, luv?"

"An aaatfit for me par'y tonite"

"'Ow abaat this bikini bot'om..?"

"'Ere...u jokin...that won't even cover me Muff!"

https://youtu.be/c1Mu-5HIgvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuppence supposedly comes from the time when you could get a good meal or a prostitute for tuppence.

It later became more common as it was a word that you could use around children.

Much nicer to have a gal whisper "lick my tuppence" or "tickle my mimsy" than some of the other more common words used today.

For the ladies who have had a ton of kids theres always the wizards sleeve or the yawning donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo

Foo foo seems to come from the same source as fru fru and hoo hoo, all slang for the lady garden.

They all seem to come from the real word froufrou which means fancy trimmings which in turn comes from the French frou-frou which means swish or frill both relating to ladies clothes

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By *cean1963Man
over a year ago

Lambackbaby79 i like that belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was named Juicy a long time ago... Not sure how I feel about that one

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By *ueenbeetipp43Woman
over a year ago

my own world

My lady bottom... I get slagged a lot for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo

Foo foo seems to come from the same source as fru fru and hoo hoo, all slang for the lady garden.

They all seem to come from the real word froufrou which means fancy trimmings which in turn comes from the French frou-frou which means swish or frill both relating to ladies clothes"

I like frufru - best of the lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foo foo

Foo foo seems to come from the same source as fru fru and hoo hoo, all slang for the lady garden.

They all seem to come from the real word froufrou which means fancy trimmings which in turn comes from the French frou-frou which means swish or frill both relating to ladies clothes"

I like frufru - best of the lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What about the C word?

....... Clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the C word?

....... Clunge

bit like Flange

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about the C word?

....... Clunge

bit like Flange

Flangular Fever Anthony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the C word?

....... Clunge

bit like Flange

Flangular Fever Anthony

Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.

If its the latter i think i have it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about the C word?

....... Clunge

bit like Flange

Flangular Fever Anthony

Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.

If its the latter i think i have it"

Flange depravation will result in severe Flangular Fever!

Its a Fandemic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the C word?

....... Clunge

bit like Flange

Flangular Fever Anthony

Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.

If its the latter i think i have it

Flange depravation will result in severe Flangular Fever!

Its a Fandemic

Is there any hope for me?

Is there a cure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about the C word?

....... Clunge

bit like Flange

Flangular Fever Anthony

Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.

If its the latter i think i have it

Flange depravation will result in severe Flangular Fever!

Its a Fandemic

Is there any hope for me?

Is there a cure?

Pfizer are working on a solution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the C word?

....... Clunge

bit like Flange

Flangular Fever Anthony

Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.

If its the latter i think i have it

Flange depravation will result in severe Flangular Fever!

Its a Fandemic

Is there any hope for me?

Is there a cure?

Pfizer are working on a solution

Just had a private message from someone selling Flangular Fever vaccinations for £2 a pop.

Or 3 for a Pfizer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about the C word?

....... Clunge

bit like Flange

Flangular Fever Anthony

Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.

If its the latter i think i have it

Flange depravation will result in severe Flangular Fever!

Its a Fandemic

Is there any hope for me?

Is there a cure?

Pfizer are working on a solution

Just had a private message from someone selling Flangular Fever vaccinations for £2 a pop.

Or 3 for a Pfizer. "

Sales in some Pfizers other products have taken a hit due to the Fandemic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....your vagina?

Kaizer heard a new one this morning

"Tuppence"

Shiver me timbers!

My va-ja-ja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growler......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Bermuda Triangle

"
Hahaha... The best I have heard yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer I just realised that you called me Anthony in one of your replies to me.

The only person who has ever called me Anthony was my German teacher at school....

Is that you Sister Mary?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kaizer I just realised that you called me Anthony in one of your replies to me.

The only person who has ever called me Anthony was my German teacher at school....

Is that you Sister Mary?"

A german speaking Nun eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine .... Kitty

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

The funniest i have heard is "the gee bag"

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Almost peed laughing when my best friend called hers a ‘Penis fly trap’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost peed laughing when my best friend called hers a ‘Penis fly trap’

Thats clever!! - although 'Theres Something About Mary' taught us all that a penis trapped in a fly is not funny

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