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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is always so much talk about labels in the forums so i decided to make a thread about it. Just for the purposes of the thread time to reflect, label yourself the good the bad and the ugly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creaky

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Fuggly

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By *eaAndBenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Me - Loud and impossible to please!

Ben - A classic boob and ass man!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Still poor - I didn’t win the euromillions

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Sassy and classy

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

An optimist looking for the good in people even when that bad makes them good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stubborn

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By *nickers pants guyMan
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

Curious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Energetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuffed to have another day and another stab at life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confident and as happy as I can be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Naughty in many ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungry.... for cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet and cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepy

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Achy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving and caring xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frustrated,tired and cranky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frustrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Deep.

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

S is Working

M is sleeping

So jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kind procrastinator

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consistent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bad

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perpetually flabbergasted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Selfish and protective.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With the right amount of selfless.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Half full, easygoing descent auld skin

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emotional

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By *eleytMan
over a year ago

holywood.

lol always horny.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Perpetually exhausted pigeon whos slowly losing the positive outlook on life and turning into something that resembles a marshmallow

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Perpetually exhausted pigeon whos slowly losing the positive outlook on life and turning into something that resembles a marshmallow"

Fancy getting roasted

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By *0tever100Man
over a year ago

Donaghadee

Hungry

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

Unenthusiastic

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By *oiracpl38Couple
over a year ago

moira ish

abrasive

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Perpetually exhausted pigeon whos slowly losing the positive outlook on life and turning into something that resembles a marshmallow

Fancy getting roasted "

Sure that happens every day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Utter bitch but I’m admitting that ... maybe a bold bitch ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male slut..

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By *uess.who30Man
over a year ago

Galway/Dublin/London

Bold Birthday Boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Complicated

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Uninspired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Curious "

Definitely xx.

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By *nickers pants guyMan
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

Is it bad to say horny

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Passionate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it bad to say horny "

Not at all, i was so wet last night had someone teasing me. So yes horny which most must be at this point but also are people just getting immune almost lol.

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By *nickers pants guyMan
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else


"Is it bad to say horny

Not at all, i was so wet last night had someone teasing me. So yes horny which most must be at this point but also are people just getting immune almost lol. "

I could do with a tease to sort my hornyness

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Positive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Utter bitch but I’m admitting that ... maybe a bold bitch ?! "

Oh if i could be part of that bold bitchs lips lol. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon label is Procrastinator. But at least Im out of bed

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Hungry

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

Sarcastic bitch and proud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Currently bored must devote an hour to someone soon but reaking the benifits is priceless.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv changed to zero f**ks given my block list is growing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knackered

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I'm feeling like the 6th member of the tellytubbies I'm gonna have to put a padlock on the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idiosyncrasy

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I'm feeling like the 6th member of the tellytubbies I'm gonna have to put a padlock on the fridge "

Just have a wee butterfly bun

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder

Intrigued!

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

side you

Playful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Utter bitch but I’m admitting that ... maybe a bold bitch ?!

Oh if i could be part of that bold bitchs lips lol. Xxxx "

Tasted good

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Supercalifragilislicexpialudocious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Industrious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Supercalifragilislicexpialudocious "

Xx love this, it made me smile...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Utter bitch but I’m admitting that ... maybe a bold bitch ?!

Oh if i could be part of that bold bitchs lips lol. Xxxx

Tasted good "

Ooooooh yes a definite taste of more gorgeous xx. I still can't get my the visions out of my mind.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuzzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say brain dead but It just moved to my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say brain dead but It just moved to my penis "

well thats penis dead?!

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By *lderandbolderMan
over a year ago

clonakilty

Starved....where is my next bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still handsome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say brain dead but It just moved to my penis

well thats penis dead?! "

Resuscitate me

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By *avidc2019Man
over a year ago

dublin

Positively happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hungry now.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Thankful

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Relaxed

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Content

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say brain dead but It just moved to my penis

well thats penis dead?!

Resuscitate me "

I thik I have that aswell, not even in the mood for a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Relaxed and reflecting on my day. What did i do good, what did i not do good, what could i have done better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alive and somewhat kicking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alive and somewhat kicking "

Great to hear my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muppet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfectly Splendid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say brain dead but It just moved to my penis

well thats penis dead?!

Resuscitate me "

Aww you are so clever you deserve to live! ill be right there with the kiss of life;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappointed

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Tired...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PHAT and a PAWG !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooggle eyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny brat looking for kink...

Ana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PHAT and a PAWG !!!"

I had to Google that!

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By *anKinkyMan
over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Lonely/Angry/Exhausted/Demon Fighter/Alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy "

Now that's contagious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is always so much talk about labels in the forums so i decided to make a thread about it. Just for the purposes of the thread time to reflect, label yourself the good the bad and the ugly. "
horny for your ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is always so much talk about labels in the forums so i decided to make a thread about it. Just for the purposes of the thread time to reflect, label yourself the good the bad and the ugly. horny for your ass"

How flattering that all? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm imperfectly perfect and unapologetic for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is always so much talk about labels in the forums so i decided to make a thread about it. Just for the purposes of the thread time to reflect, label yourself the good the bad and the ugly. horny for your ass

How flattering that all? Lol "
lol we’ll just come and sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm imperfectly perfect and unapologetic for it. "
only if I could get pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is always so much talk about labels in the forums so i decided to make a thread about it. Just for the purposes of the thread time to reflect, label yourself the good the bad and the ugly. horny for your ass

How flattering that all? Lol lol we’ll just come and sit on my face "

Nice thought, i could do with some facesitting now but the million dollar question is can you handle it. Most can't handle the golden shower that follows my facesitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is always so much talk about labels in the forums so i decided to make a thread about it. Just for the purposes of the thread time to reflect, label yourself the good the bad and the ugly. horny for your ass

How flattering that all? Lol lol we’ll just come and sit on my face

Nice thought, i could do with some facesitting now but the million dollar question is can you handle it. Most can't handle the golden shower that follows my facesitting. "
mmmm that’s the best part makes me rock hard then slide on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Achy"

Breaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pent up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sleepy sex bomb right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugged,inked and funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Energetic and positively happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hangry, Horny and sarcastic

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Lady in Red

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By *ainted SlutTV/TS
over a year ago

Longford Town Area

Saintly outdoors & Slutty indoors

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

73% cotton 27% polyester

Wash at 40 degrees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still remarkably handsome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"73% cotton 27% polyester

Wash at 40 degrees"

My laundry is done, it is out to dry my good girl panties are dry and on me right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always thinking about sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still remarkably handsome "

And modest as ever Kaiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still remarkably handsome

And modest as ever Kaizer "

It's that.... Or lie

Handsome, humble, handsome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still remarkably handsome

And modest as ever Kaizer

It's that.... Or lie

Handsome, humble, handsome! "

All hail All hail the Kaiser.

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Mr. Floppy Donkey Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans (51%), Tomatoes (34%), Water, Sugar, Spirit Vinegar, Modified Corn Flour, Salt, Spice Extracts, Herb Extract

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Deflated, sleepy but very happy indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Airhead today....got lost in the kitchen earlier. Unfortunately a true story. . But on another note I found a whistle in the drawer to blow for help. So it was a happy ending....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Airhead today....got lost in the kitchen earlier. Unfortunately a true story. . But on another note I found a whistle in the drawer to blow for help. So it was a happy ending.... "

Ah ha ha!! always have a whistle handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Airhead today....got lost in the kitchen earlier. Unfortunately a true story. . But on another note I found a whistle in the drawer to blow for help. So it was a happy ending.... "

Lol care to elaborate and give us a bit of a laugh, it does sound funny.

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By *unguyhere2020Man
over a year ago

Galway can travel

Honest fun lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Airhead today....got lost in the kitchen earlier. Unfortunately a true story. . But on another note I found a whistle in the drawer to blow for help. So it was a happy ending....

Ah ha ha!! always have a whistle handy"

For sure....toot toot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Airhead today....got lost in the kitchen earlier. Unfortunately a true story. . But on another note I found a whistle in the drawer to blow for help. So it was a happy ending....

Ah ha ha!! always have a whistle handy

For sure....toot toot "

Whistle blower lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Airhead today....got lost in the kitchen earlier. Unfortunately a true story. . But on another note I found a whistle in the drawer to blow for help. So it was a happy ending....

Lol care to elaborate and give us a bit of a laugh, it does sound funny. "

I'm serious....AIRHEAD.

Crossed with a plonker. Now to be known as an Aironker. I'm a twiddlehtwat. I was stareing into the fridge wondering where my Shirts were. I literally thought I was in the bedroom changing clothes. I'm not going near that fridge again without a HiViz, Hard hat, Torch and a whistle. And Google maps to find the living room....I'm home since March. Please forgive me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Airhead today....got lost in the kitchen earlier. Unfortunately a true story. . But on another note I found a whistle in the drawer to blow for help. So it was a happy ending....

Lol care to elaborate and give us a bit of a laugh, it does sound funny.

I'm serious....AIRHEAD.

Crossed with a plonker. Now to be known as an Aironker. I'm a twiddlehtwat. I was stareing into the fridge wondering where my Shirts were. I literally thought I was in the bedroom changing clothes. I'm not going near that fridge again without a HiViz, Hard hat, Torch and a whistle. And Google maps to find the living room....I'm home since March. Please forgive me.... "

Lol are you on drugs man ha ha,lucky for you i am very forgiving and i understand lockdown brains gone to mush. Thanks for the humour i like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Airhead today....got lost in the kitchen earlier. Unfortunately a true story. . But on another note I found a whistle in the drawer to blow for help. So it was a happy ending....

Lol care to elaborate and give us a bit of a laugh, it does sound funny.

I'm serious....AIRHEAD.

Crossed with a plonker. Now to be known as an Aironker. I'm a twiddlehtwat. I was stareing into the fridge wondering where my Shirts were. I literally thought I was in the bedroom changing clothes. I'm not going near that fridge again without a HiViz, Hard hat, Torch and a whistle. And Google maps to find the living room....I'm home since March. Please forgive me....

Lol are you on drugs man ha ha,lucky for you i am very forgiving and i understand lockdown brains gone to mush. Thanks for the humour i like it. "

It wasen't funny sitting on the floor with the whistle in my gob...writing my will on the floor tiles with a crayon.

But Christ you gotta laugh...cheers girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Airhead today....got lost in the kitchen earlier. Unfortunately a true story. . But on another note I found a whistle in the drawer to blow for help. So it was a happy ending....

Lol care to elaborate and give us a bit of a laugh, it does sound funny.

I'm serious....AIRHEAD.

Crossed with a plonker. Now to be known as an Aironker. I'm a twiddlehtwat. I was stareing into the fridge wondering where my Shirts were. I literally thought I was in the bedroom changing clothes. I'm not going near that fridge again without a HiViz, Hard hat, Torch and a whistle. And Google maps to find the living room....I'm home since March. Please forgive me....

Lol are you on drugs man ha ha,lucky for you i am very forgiving and i understand lockdown brains gone to mush. Thanks for the humour i like it.

It wasen't funny sitting on the floor with the whistle in my gob...writing my will on the floor tiles with a crayon.

But Christ you gotta laugh...cheers girl. "

Lol kids driving you nuts is it? Any room for a hot lady fabber on that will of yours, easy way to go ride you to death. Not a bad way to go either....

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over a year ago


"Airhead today....got lost in the kitchen earlier. Unfortunately a true story. . But on another note I found a whistle in the drawer to blow for help. So it was a happy ending....

Lol care to elaborate and give us a bit of a laugh, it does sound funny.

I'm serious....AIRHEAD.

Crossed with a plonker. Now to be known as an Aironker. I'm a twiddlehtwat. I was stareing into the fridge wondering where my Shirts were. I literally thought I was in the bedroom changing clothes. I'm not going near that fridge again without a HiViz, Hard hat, Torch and a whistle. And Google maps to find the living room....I'm home since March. Please forgive me....

Lol are you on drugs man ha ha,lucky for you i am very forgiving and i understand lockdown brains gone to mush. Thanks for the humour i like it.

It wasen't funny sitting on the floor with the whistle in my gob...writing my will on the floor tiles with a crayon.

But Christ you gotta laugh...cheers girl.

Lol kids driving you nuts is it? Any room for a hot lady fabber on that will of yours, easy way to go ride you to death. Not a bad way to go either.... "

Now...that's an offer you don't get everyday. The whistle is yours in the will. Click shopping cart for collection

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over a year ago

Realistic

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By *ab34Woman
over a year ago

Cavan

Unsure,fed up and just general meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung & horny

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Passionate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Optimistic

What other way is there? Shit happens

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Cheerful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightheaded, dizzy and sleep deprived

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bleary eyed.

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Lightheaded, dizzy and sleep deprived "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd say brain dead but It just moved to my penis

well thats penis dead?!

Resuscitate me

Aww you are so clever you deserve to live! ill be right there with the kiss of life;)"

The kiss of life has been removed over covid lol.

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over a year ago


"Lightheaded, dizzy and sleep deprived

Snap "

Did you ever try guided meditation it's very good for helping to ease anxiety and washing machine head. Just a suggestion maybe just 2/3 minutes to begin with. Or maybe not.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Springlike bouncy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still remarkably handsome

And modest as ever Kaizer

It's that.... Or lie

Handsome, humble, handsome!

All hail All hail the Kaiser. "

You're welcome

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked!

Still handsome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Intolerance for the shopping today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intolerance for the shopping today. "

Slightly horny but lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used,part worn, sufferable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond hands $game ape going to the moon hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tired... Need weekend

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland

Thirsty ... Pint.. Pint ... Pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slut.!!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Happy, can’t beat a bit of sun to raise the spirits. Soaking up that vitamin D

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

Under used

Not been taken advantage of his full potentail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AIRHEAD again today . No change since yesterday.

Three fizzy vitamin tablets. Plink plonk into a glass this morning. C, D and Zinc. And then proceeded to pick up the kettle and pour boiling water over them. You Couldent make this stuff up. A friend of mine said that I invented orange tea... I give up....

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over a year ago


"AIRHEAD again today . No change since yesterday.

Three fizzy vitamin tablets. Plink plonk into a glass this morning. C, D and Zinc. And then proceeded to pick up the kettle and pour boiling water over them. You Couldent make this stuff up. A friend of mine said that I invented orange tea... I give up...."

Ha ha very good got me smiling again before sleep not many can do that now to be fair.

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over a year ago


"AIRHEAD again today . No change since yesterday.

Three fizzy vitamin tablets. Plink plonk into a glass this morning. C, D and Zinc. And then proceeded to pick up the kettle and pour boiling water over them. You Couldent make this stuff up. A friend of mine said that I invented orange tea... I give up....

Ha ha very good got me smiling again before sleep not many can do that now to be fair. "

Let's see what tomorrow brings. I might get my act together and make it out of he kitchen without being a dumbass. I doubt it thou....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"AIRHEAD again today . No change since yesterday.

Three fizzy vitamin tablets. Plink plonk into a glass this morning. C, D and Zinc. And then proceeded to pick up the kettle and pour boiling water over them. You Couldent make this stuff up. A friend of mine said that I invented orange tea... I give up....

Ha ha very good got me smiling again before sleep not many can do that now to be fair.

Let's see what tomorrow brings. I might get my act together and make it out of he kitchen without being a dumbass. I doubt it thou.... "

Orange tea sounds nice though.

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area


"Lightheaded, dizzy and sleep deprived

Snap

Did you ever try guided meditation it's very good for helping to ease anxiety and washing machine head. Just a suggestion maybe just 2/3 minutes to begin with. Or maybe not. "

Tried it and worked a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopeful!!

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over a year ago


"Lightheaded, dizzy and sleep deprived

Snap

Did you ever try guided meditation it's very good for helping to ease anxiety and washing machine head. Just a suggestion maybe just 2/3 minutes to begin with. Or maybe not.

Tried it and worked a treat "

Good man yourself I use it ever night it's great stuff, there is so many different ones, i started with three minutes now i do much longer. Sone times i do it in the morning as well it's a great way to start the day off. I am delighted you found it useful it works subconsciously whilst your asleep and you wake up feeling fab.

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over a year ago

Bright eyed

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