FabSwingers.com forum: Make something up about the poster above

By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

Part 1 was hilarious (kudos to BogM) so let's continue with Part 2

Make something up about the poster above ...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Part 1 was hilarious (kudos to BogM) so let's continue with Part 2

Make something up about the poster above ... "

They enjoy Yakety sex

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Is a professional drying paint watcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"[Removed by poster at 18/02/21 18:07:00]"

Removal man

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

"Is a professional drying paint watcher"

Can make you cum with just her eyes

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Is a professional drying paint watcher

Can make you cum with just her eyes

Hop skip and jump champion

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

Donated the top 3 buttons on his shirt to charity

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

A full-time gigolo

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Donated the top 3 buttons on his shirt to charity"

Sets pulses racing

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By *lex221Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Breaks hearts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following a recent mix up with a Pfizer Covid-19 Vaccination this poor gentleman was administered a year's supply of Viagra in error!

Resulting in a permanent erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once made cum so quickly it tore through the space time continium

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Was once made cum so quickly it tore through the space time continium"

Made the 30 pieces of silver given to Judas in a forge in South Cork using Old 7Up can lids.

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

Was one dart away from winning a speed boat on bullseye and and missed the board

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Was one dart away from winning a speed boat on bullseye and and missed the board"

Was my partner on bullseye and know that is the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip searched and handcuffed at Shannon but that had nothing to do with airport security

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

"Strip searched and handcuffed at Shannon but that had nothing to do with airport security

Was an air hostess with Ryanair but git fired for racking up to many milehigh air miles while on the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was Ossie from Into the West

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Was Ossie from Into the West"

Really supports Rangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His was that hand that worked Bosco

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Is pat Spillane's younger brother

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is pat Spillane's younger brother

Is on a poster in the Headquarters of Ferrari with the words

What we don't want as a customer

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By *hris 1000200Man
over a year ago

kells

Has been known to work for "Matress Mick"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Has been known to work for "Matress Mick" "

Has never taken steroids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knows who's round it is when the pubs reopen

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Knows who's round it is when the pubs reopen "

Background extra in Fair City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knows who's round it is when the pubs reopen

Background extra in Fair City "

He foots turf in the Bog.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Knows who's round it is when the pubs reopen

Background extra in Fair City

He foots turf in the Bog."

Has lovely cupcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 1972 he was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit.

This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.

Today, still wanted by the government he survives as a soldier of fortune.

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

Is really Marilyn Manson!

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Colonel Decker !!! (Chasing the A team)

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Colonel Decker !!! (Chasing the A team)"

Carpenters with their own supply of wood

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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Colonel Decker !!! (Chasing the A team)

Carpenters with their own supply of wood "

Gets starstruck when celebrities say to him "Don't you know who I am?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They sleep hanging upside down in their attic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They sleep hanging upside down in their attic "

His head is made completely of cheese...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They sleep hanging upside down in their attic

His head is made completely of cheese..."

Is a Liverpool Fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His location has a familiar ring to it!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"His location has a familiar ring to it!!"

They are here there and anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the secret to how they get the figs into the figrolls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can kick his own eye balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He can kick his own eye balls"

He really ain't so easy

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"He can kick his own eye balls

He really ain't so easy

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was a member of bucks fizz

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Is really Nancy Drew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has eyes in the back of his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her parents are Sharon Curley & George Burgess

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Failed actor from a Brut commercial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her parents are Sharon Curley & George Burgess"

Ha ha ha brilliant

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Her parents are Sharon Curley & George Burgess

Ha ha ha brilliant

Is really Monica Bellucci‘s better looking and younger sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her parents are Sharon Curley & George Burgess

Ha ha ha brilliant

Is really Monica Bellucci‘s better looking and younger sister

Russian secret agents sent to infiltrate the highest levels of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's Charlie Haugheys love child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was banished to live in a shepherds hut in the Outer Hebrides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wears socks in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wears socks in bed"

Oooh that’s low...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the chairman of Carricks shebeen vintners association

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the chairman of Carricks shebeen vintners association

Chairman of LFC Irish supporters group

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Is the chairman of Carricks shebeen vintners association

Chairman of LFC Irish supporters group "

is secretly a vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she slows down brake lights come on in her buttocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she slows down brake lights come on in her buttocks "

He's great fun

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By *ewhorizons2021Man
over a year ago

Creates daylight out of blackness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works in a call centre near Blanchardstown

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Works in a call centre near Blanchardstown"

Has a part time job as a seat filler at award ceremonies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works in a call centre near Blanchardstown"

An aspiring actor working in a call centre near Blanchardstown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hates that her surname is Potato.

Although not as much as her brother, Jackie does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busks dowop outside the landmark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axe deo tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has been sober for 37 days now.

Not in a row, just in total.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food critic. Be careful if you see him in your restaurant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The venus de milo was modeled on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinks that FAB is full of subliminal advertising.

Which in fairness is crazy.

But not as crazy as the low, low prices found at Daves Carpets, Henry Street, Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The venus de milo was modeled on her "

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinks that FAB is full of subliminal advertising.

Which in fairness is crazy.

But not as crazy as the low, low prices found at Daves Carpets, Henry Street, Dublin"

Comedy actor but I think drama suits him better

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By *ewhorizons2021Man
over a year ago

Plays straight at the bar

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Is a John Travolta impersonator

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By *ewhorizons2021Man
over a year ago

Hates firemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates firemen "

Hates anyone from Gibralter

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By *ewhorizons2021Man
over a year ago

Brilliant lol

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By *ildb3rryWoman
over a year ago

Ratoath

"Hates firemen

Hates anyone from Gibralter"

Biggest claim to fame is that Andrea Corr spilled a drink on him one night in Ridleys in Dundalk back in 2005

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates firemen

Hates anyone from Gibralter

Biggest claim to fame is that Andrea Corr spilled a drink on him one night in Ridleys in Dundalk back in 2005 "

Failed geography in the Junior Cert

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hates firemen

Hates anyone from Gibralter

Biggest claim to fame is that Andrea Corr spilled a drink on him one night in Ridleys in Dundalk back in 2005

Failed geography in the Junior Cert"

Puts her legs up in the air for hours to dry Toe nail polish

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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

He's a redhead ... no hair, just a red head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a redhead ... no hair, just a red head

Really need to do something to make their profile more interesting

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By *hris 1000200Man
over a year ago

kells

Its leg day everyday,and she loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wanted to play the lead role in Annie at school but it never happened

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Never wears a bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears a size B cup

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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

From the East

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By *ndy_g12Man
over a year ago

waterford

Tell people they've had a threesome with Julia roberts but it was actually Sandra bullock

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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Tell people they've had a threesome with Julia roberts but it was actually Sandra bullock"

You can keep them both!!

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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

[Removed by poster at 19/02/21 10:33:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met in a Columbian jail

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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Tell people they've had a threesome with Julia roberts but it was actually Sandra bullock"

I'll try again...

He once got attacked by a donkey and 4 centipedes.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Tell people they've had a threesome with Julia roberts but it was actually Sandra bullock

I'll try again...

He once got attacked by a donkey and 4 centipedes."

Once tried to cross the Shannon in a couple of barrels

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

Carrys a tin opener with him everywhere he goes

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By *ndy_g12Man
over a year ago

waterford

Attaches red to black and black to red when jump starting a car, gets electrocuted constantly

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Attaches red to black and black to red when jump starting a car, gets electrocuted constantly"

The horse and chickens won the fight

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

Is the reigning macarena irish champion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His father is none other than singing sensation Daniel O'Donnell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost his virginity to Margo

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By *imon2016Man
over a year ago

Dublin

He once thought a goat how to tap dance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He thinks will be great playing Indiana Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes climbing apple trees with a whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes the real cookie monster!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Milktray Man

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Milktray Man

Is really a Bond villian who crushes men to death with her boobs that actually move independently of each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Editor for the daily mirror

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Towel model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Towel model

If you were the get a whack in the face from one of Lolls boobs it would be the equivalent of taking a punch from Anthony Joshua!

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Towel model

Rides a tandom bicycle everywhere and has a rescue monkey steering

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By *reland8Man
over a year ago

sandyford

He’s actually really shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s actually really shy "

Drives tractors wearing a batman costume

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By *ymbunny2016Man
over a year ago

Bangor

Has a vast array of power tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each chest hair is hand stitched in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each chest hair is hand stitched in. "

Has a large tattoo of the Healy-Rae family in a Mount Rushmore style pose on his ass cheeks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each chest hair is hand stitched in.

Has a large tattoo of the Healy-Rae family in a Mount Rushmore style pose on his ass cheeks.. "

Tried to make it as a WWE wrestler but his signature move (the snake hold) was banned from television before 9pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This poor gentleman recently suffered a burglary.

Luckily they only stole his belt

Gardai are investigating photographic evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each chest hair is hand stitched in.

Has a large tattoo of the Healy-Rae family in a Mount Rushmore style pose on his ass cheeks..

Tried to make it as a WWE wrestler but his signature move (the snake hold) was banned from television before 9pm "

Oops sorry about da shhhhkip!

Sweetcheeks is so sweet she comes with a dental warning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops sorry about da shhhhkip!

Sweetcheeks is so sweet she comes with a dental warning!

Famous artist Andy Warhol recently revealed that his pop art career was inspired by seeing images of Kiazer's chest hair he seen on Fab..

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

United supporter

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Lolly is actually a bum double for Kim kardashian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can peel an orange in his pocket.. With one hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He can peel an orange in his pocket.. With one hand. "
can control mechanics with his new super spy watch

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

His real name is Sam Mcguire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His real name is Sam Mcguire

She has a crush on Michael Martin, so much so he had to take out a restraining order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can speak dolphin fluently

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Regularly can be seen rowing a boat around the coast trying to find his pet goldfish that he lost a year ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regularly can be seen rowing a boat around the coast trying to find his pet goldfish that he lost a year ago. "
some say she can kill with one lash of her tongue from 40 yards away

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Regularly can be seen rowing a boat around the coast trying to find his pet goldfish that he lost a year ago. "

Made her fortune manufacturing polystyrene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His nipples speak 5 different languages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His nipples speak 5 different languages"

His nipples pick up Russian LW radio stations on days when its cold enough...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"His nipples speak 5 different languages

His nipples pick up Russian LW radio stations on days when its cold enough..."

Pawned his work suit and never went back for it

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Only suit he has is his birthday suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh Hefner once called her his only failed conquest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An albino supervillain that chases pirates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An albino supervillain that chases pirates"

Up until veey recently, Coillte had included his beard as part of their forestry management portfolio..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"An albino supervillain that chases pirates

Up until veey recently, Coillte had included his beard as part of their forestry management portfolio.."

Was in a documentary last week on RTE 1 and all the people on Gogglebox Ireland loved him

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Was the front man of a death metal band called "rancid cannibals"

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

He was the reason Sonia O Sullivan ran off the coarse that time, she saw him in the crowd and just couldn’t resist

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Auditioned for the part of pat mustard

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

He lives solely on ice burgers!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"He lives solely on ice burgers!"

Drinks red wine from the fridge

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Runs around naked in rubber boots

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Runs around naked in rubber boots

Lolly is an ardent utd supporter but wears the "other" Jersey for sympathy shags

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Runs around naked in rubber boots

Lolly is an ardent utd supporter but wears the "other" Jersey for sympathy shags

Once stood in for Joe Duffy on liveline and no one noticed the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His claim to fame is that years ago he met John Lennon on a train and said "John, Can you imagine all the people sharing all the world?"

John thought about it for a minute, then shook his hand.

"Thank you," he said, "one day I might just write a song about this moment."

And he did, the rarely heard album track "Some mental fucker I Met On A Train ".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is hiding the fact that his father won a million dollars prize for having the best bbq steak on the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is hiding the fact that his father won a million dollars prize for having the best bbq steak on the world

***Making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won the lotto and told no one!

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By *elfastSteamWhistleMan
over a year ago

bangor

Once took majic mushrooms and ended up setting Notre Dame on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes uses the cats litter tray

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Sometimes uses the cats litter tray"

Still sitting at the restaurant in france because although they closed down a year ago he thinks the waiter is just taking his time in bringing his chips with a fried egg

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Sometimes uses the cats litter tray

Still sitting at the restaurant in france because although they closed down a year ago he thinks the waiter is just taking his time in bringing his chips with a fried egg "

Was once the singer know as Lou Bega. Having achieved success with his breakout hit Mumbo No. 5, he quickly became tired and frustrated with the international music scene and sought out refuge in Ireland. He assumed the above new identity and denies all knowledge of his former life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The teenage boys next door call her "Barbie" not because the fancy her

But because she smells of burgers and hot dogs

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By *lay2018Couple
over a year ago

westmeath & roscommon.

"The teenage boys next door call her "Barbie" not because the fancy her

But because she smells of burgers and hot dogs"

He thought 10iar was never going to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The teenage boys next door call her "Barbie" not because the fancy her

But because she smells of burgers and hot dogs

He thought 10iar was never going to happen

Sadly its not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They run a Wine Tasting Group.

They meet under a bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He sleeps in a stable - hey! wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went around to her house for a meet

I said to her "your bedroom stinks, you need to open a window"

she said "What and let all my pigeons out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went around to her house for a meet

I said to her "your bedroom stinks, you need to open a window"

she said "What and let all my pigeons out""

Doves, Antoin, I told you - they are doves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wishes that her handcuff stories were more about sex...

And less about the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wishes that her handcuff stories were more about sex...

And less about the police"

Has webbed toes. (handy for the 224mile Shannon swim you'll be doing to get here;) )

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"wishes that her handcuff stories were more about sex...

And less about the police

Has webbed toes. (handy for the 224mile Shannon swim you'll be doing to get here;) )"

Was the air hostess on the first plane to land at shannon airport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The vibrator she bought before christmas is already broken.

But hey, that's the risk you take when you buy stuff at car boot sales.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"The vibrator she bought before christmas is already broken.

But hey, that's the risk you take when you buy stuff at car boot sales."

Who doesn't love a bargain. Is the butt plug still knocking your socks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to make a fortune by becoming a famous porn star..

But there's been no plans yet for a Disinterested Blowjobs 2.

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"The vibrator she bought before christmas is already broken.

But hey, that's the risk you take when you buy stuff at car boot sales.

Who doesn't love a bargain. Is the butt plug still knocking your socks off

If she flutters those wings lookout as you might get wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the lead singer in a Pretenders tribute band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/02/21 00:02:18]

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Is the lead singer in a Pretenders tribute band"

Banned from local retirement home for indecent exposure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once chased the tooth fairy around his garden with a Kenwood food blender screaming "I am the Messiah".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He thinks he is a good gardener. Maybe

Only if he knew the difference between s and herbs

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By *ewhorizons2021Man
over a year ago

Go a puncture and couldn’t fix iybuu

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Make something up about the poster above - PART 2