FabSwingers.com forum: How would you improve your Fab experience?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any ideas or suggestions that would make Fab an even more awesome place than it already is?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizerrrrrrr as we talked about last night- when I block someone it should mean all trace of my content should be hidden from them.. otherwise what’s the point?

That would make it much more awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish someone would make a power point presentation of all the different cliques and how they are all intertwined. It's getting confusing and I'm forgetting all the secret knocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kaizerrrrrrr as we talked about last night- when I block someone it should mean all trace of my content should be hidden from them.. otherwise what’s the point?

That would make it much more awesome!

That would prove difficult to implement across the board though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish someone would make a power point presentation of all the different cliques and how they are all intertwined. It's getting confusing and I'm forgetting all the secret knocks. "

What if each group was coloured coordinated?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Anyone that verifies a fake account throw off the site

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

3 strikes on the naughty step and you're out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish someone would make a power point presentation of all the different cliques and how they are all intertwined. It's getting confusing and I'm forgetting all the secret knocks. "

*Slide 1*

This graphs shows the number of times the people identified as a clique member replies to a message from another clique member compared to a non clique member. Notice a trend here?

*Slide 2*

This pie chart shows the number of emojis used by clique members versus non clique members. So the question posed, who has ate all the pie?

*Slide 3*

All the clique members seem to upload their photos faster than non clique members which suggest they are using 5G ChemTrails to do so. Is the clique the real virus here?

*Slide 4*

Conclusion, how cliquey are the clique members and do these clique members warrant a click and present presentation?

[*note I just enjoy making PowerPoint presentations so this is mainly for my own amusement. No animals were harmed during the making of these slides]

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"3 strikes on the naughty step and you're out.

I'd have been gone by now if that was the case and i didn't do anything too bad

Depends on why they get a ban

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A free MFGA hat to everyone who joins?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

if they were able to put something beside people you have blocked when they comment on the forums. visible only to you. For example if someone comments a "B" shows beside their username so you know theyre on your block list and you wont interact with them

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A limit on the number of times you can start the same thread again or use the same joke.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Remove the fab option completely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An indiscriminate ban on negativity

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A thread about the virus gets removed from the general Irish forum and moved to the virus forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Implement copyright laws to eradicate all forms of imitation and plagiarism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Implement copyright laws to eradicate all forms of imitation and plagiarism

Shiver me timbers

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Implement copyright laws to eradicate all forms of imitation and plagiarism

Shiver me timbers

You Sleepyhead will be hearing from the legal department at ThunderkissEnterprises©

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to remove the threads posted by young fellas telling if how they're waiting to horse it into any mares looking for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish someone would make a power point presentation of all the different cliques and how they are all intertwined. It's getting confusing and I'm forgetting all the secret knocks.

*Slide 1*

This graphs shows the number of times the people identified as a clique member replies to a message from another clique member compared to a non clique member. Notice a trend here?

*Slide 2*

This pie chart shows the number of emojis used by clique members versus non clique members. So the question posed, who has ate all the pie?

*Slide 3*

All the clique members seem to upload their photos faster than non clique members which suggest they are using 5G ChemTrails to do so. Is the clique the real virus here?

*Slide 4*

Conclusion, how cliquey are the clique members and do these clique members warrant a click and present presentation?

[*note I just enjoy making PowerPoint presentations so this is mainly for my own amusement. No animals were harmed during the making of these slides]"

Excellent work

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I'd like a yeeehaww button just for the craic of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ability to remove the threads posted by young fellas telling if how they're waiting to horse it into any mares looking for it. "

File under "Equine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A moron filter

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

actually can we get a face palm and middle finger emoji please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Option to keep your profile open for friends but not public.

Option to close a thread you start when it goes off point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"actually can we get a face palm and middle finger emoji please"

Kaizer would trade his empire for a one finger emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Option to keep your profile open for friends but not public.

Option to close a thread you start when it goes off point.

Definitely the first one, threads go off point sometimes in a good way

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"actually can we get a face palm and middle finger emoji please

Kaizer would trade his empire for a one finger emoji

Or the rolling eyes emoji yeno the one that rolls all the way around ye can see your brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actually can we get a face palm and middle finger emoji please

Kaizer would trade his empire for a one finger emoji

Or the rolling eyes emoji yeno the one that rolls all the way around ye can see your brain

Or a yawn one

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Remove all emojis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actually can we get a face palm and middle finger emoji please

Kaizer would trade his empire for a one finger emoji

Or the rolling eyes emoji yeno the one that rolls all the way around ye can see your brain

Or a yawn one "

I'd end up with lock Jaw.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"actually can we get a face palm and middle finger emoji please

Kaizer would trade his empire for a one finger emoji

Or the rolling eyes emoji yeno the one that rolls all the way around ye can see your brain

Or a yawn one "

This one for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actually can we get a face palm and middle finger emoji please

Kaizer would trade his empire for a one finger emoji

Or the rolling eyes emoji yeno the one that rolls all the way around ye can see your brain

Or a yawn one

I'd end up with lock Jaw.

If 4 yawn emoji used thread gets closed

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I'd suggest to anyone wanting to improve their fab experience is to attend socials/meet and greets, parties and clubs. Only because actual face to face communication is 1000 times more effective than sending mails to people

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

The ability to hide chosen forum poster’s comments so you don’t have to read the same thing over and over again

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

A mental faculties test when you join and a yearly test on going to out the nut jobs and weirdos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mental faculties test when you join and a yearly test on going to out the nut jobs and weirdos."

Sure that's 99 % of the site be no one left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actually can we get a face palm and middle finger emoji please

Kaizer would trade his empire for a one finger emoji

there's a one finger emoji for ya

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"A mental faculties test when you join and a yearly test on going to out the nut jobs and weirdos.

Sure that's 99 % of the site be no one left

There would be the 1%

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A dry your eyes emoji.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"actually can we get a face palm and middle finger emoji please

Kaizer would trade his empire for a one finger emoji

there's a one finger emoji for ya

That's a thumb

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A gullibility test.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Some form of punishment for the troll feeders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Complimentary cuddly Manbeast toy to all the beautiful ladies

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

Couldn't site supporters be issued with a rewards card?

Get 5 cent off a litre of Diesel at Circle K,...and such?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Couldn't site supporters be issued with a rewards card?

Get 5 cent off a litre of Diesel at Circle K,...and such?

You are a goddam genius Mr Kennedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"actually can we get a face palm and middle finger emoji please

Kaizer would trade his empire for a one finger emoji

Or the rolling eyes emoji yeno the one that rolls all the way around ye can see your brain

This is as good as we got currently

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Couldn't site supporters be issued with a rewards card?

Get 5 cent off a litre of Diesel at Circle K,...and such?

Ye get 16% off Lovehoney what more do you need

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"Couldn't site supporters be issued with a rewards card?

Get 5 cent off a litre of Diesel at Circle K,...and such?

Ye get 16% off Lovehoney what more do you need

Very true. Something for everyone at Lovehoney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Couldn't site supporters be issued with a rewards card?

Get 5 cent off a litre of Diesel at Circle K,...and such?

Ye get 16% off Lovehoney what more do you need

A complimentary Manbeast toy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More meets and party invites for us

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Couldn't site supporters be issued with a rewards card?

Get 5 cent off a litre of Diesel at Circle K,...and such?

Ye get 16% off Lovehoney what more do you need

A complimentary Manbeast toy?!

If Lemmy from Motorhead had his own Vibrator range there anything is possible

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"Couldn't site supporters be issued with a rewards card?

Get 5 cent off a litre of Diesel at Circle K,...and such?

Ye get 16% off Lovehoney what more do you need

A complimentary Manbeast toy?!

Haha...Are you still trying to shift those??

Might Thunderkiss Entrprises have over-ordered? You need to have a word with procurement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel discount for members would be handy

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

Ok, so we have silver & gold site supporters. Could we take it to another level? Could there be like a platinum site supporter, where if you support the site "that much"

you are sent a starter pack in the post:

Complete with

- a fab membership certificate (what better backdrop for your WFH teams call)

- a box of condoms (medium)

- waxing kit

- a pineapple pin badge (so that fabbers could recognise fellow fabbers out in public settings)

- rewards card (as previously mentioned)

- selfie stick

- pack of wipes

- and okay, fine: A complimentary manbeast toy

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

A kaizer handy tips leaflet when you sign up

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Lifetime bans for people that abuse/threaten or repeatedly troll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kaizer handy tips leaflet when you sign up

I could do with a Kaizer tips leaflet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A kaizer handy tips leaflet when you sign up

I could do with a Kaizer tips leaflet!"

Shiver me timbers!

This sounds like a job for ThunderkissEnterprises© marketing department

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Ok, so we have silver & gold site supporters. Could we take it to another level? Could there be like a platinum site supporter, where if you support the site "that much"

you are sent a starter pack in the post:

Complete with

- a fab membership certificate (what better backdrop for your WFH teams call)

- a box of condoms (medium)

- waxing kit

- a pineapple pin badge (so that fabbers could recognise fellow fabbers out in public settings)

- rewards card (as previously mentioned)

- selfie stick

- pack of wipes

- and okay, fine: A complimentary manbeast toy

There is a platinum membership but we aren't allowed talk about it, in actual fact this post may end up removed because I confirmed it's very existence

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Ok, so we have silver & gold site supporters. Could we take it to another level? Could there be like a platinum site supporter, where if you support the site "that much"

you are sent a starter pack in the post:

Complete with

- a fab membership certificate (what better backdrop for your WFH teams call)

- a box of condoms (medium)

- waxing kit

- a pineapple pin badge (so that fabbers could recognise fellow fabbers out in public settings)

- rewards card (as previously mentioned)

- selfie stick

- pack of wipes

- and okay, fine: A complimentary manbeast toy

There is a platinum membership but we aren't allowed talk about it, in actual fact this post may end up removed because I confirmed it's very existence

Shhhh or you'll be kicked out of platinum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, so we have silver & gold site supporters. Could we take it to another level? Could there be like a platinum site supporter, where if you support the site "that much"

you are sent a starter pack in the post:

Complete with

- a fab membership certificate (what better backdrop for your WFH teams call)

- a box of condoms (medium)

- waxing kit

- a pineapple pin badge (so that fabbers could recognise fellow fabbers out in public settings)

- rewards card (as previously mentioned)

- selfie stick

- pack of wipes

- and okay, fine: A complimentary manbeast toy

Sounds like an awesome deal

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Some form of punishment for the troll feeders. "

Can see Bdsm queue forming for that one

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Ok, so we have silver & gold site supporters. Could we take it to another level? Could there be like a platinum site supporter, where if you support the site "that much"

you are sent a starter pack in the post:

Complete with

- a fab membership certificate (what better backdrop for your WFH teams call)

- a box of condoms (medium)

- waxing kit

- a pineapple pin badge (so that fabbers could recognise fellow fabbers out in public settings)

- rewards card (as previously mentioned)

- selfie stick

- pack of wipes

- and okay, fine: A complimentary manbeast toy

Sounds like an awesome deal

Remove the hidden cameras from the man beast toys first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats this about pineapples now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they were able to put something beside people you have blocked when they comment on the forums. visible only to you. For example if someone comments a "B" shows beside their username so you know theyre on your block list and you wont interact with them"

Good idea

Or simply hide comments from ppl you've blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats this about pineapples now??"

Pineapples are a secret symbol for swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats this about pineapples now??

Pineapples are a secret symbol for swinging

I did not know that when i made my pineapple pic!! Serendipity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actually can we get a face palm and middle finger emoji please"

Yes, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats this about pineapples now??

Pineapples are a secret symbol for swinging

I did not know this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats this about pineapples now??

Pineapples are a secret symbol for swinging

I did not know this

Back in ye olden days Pineapples were very rare. Anyone invited to a party where a whole pineapple was served would know that they were honored guests, and that no expense was spared. Thus, the pineapple came to symbolize friendship, welcome and hospitality throughout the Colonies. It was subsequently borrowed by swingers.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

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"Whats this about pineapples now??

Pineapples are a secret symbol for swinging

I did not know this

And used as a butt plug by the very brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VR interactive headsets for site supporters

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By *rishcouple12Couple
over a year ago

Cork County

Display meet verifications again

Got to stop pretending people aren't meeting

Be nice to display out old meet verifications

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats this about pineapples now??

Pineapples are a secret symbol for swinging

I did not know this

And used as a butt plug by the very brave

That makes sense!

Because in China, the pineapple is a symbol of good luck.

It would want to be if you're ramming it up your a-hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats this about pineapples now??

Pineapples are a secret symbol for swinging

I did not know this

Love it! Thanks Rosy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats this about pineapples now??

Pineapples are a secret symbol for swinging

I did not know this

I think I remember this cropping up before Rosy... pineapples away...

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet

Simply take your time ,,, my first meet was not great as nothing was planned and it was done and dusted before I could get at least one fantasy out of the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you got an alert to say one of your forum posts were quoted or replied to would be handy feature..

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