FabSwingers.com forum: Distract me..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have one hell of a dreaded day happening tomorrow and I'd love a little distraction please Fabbers...

Crap joke, amusing story, tale of hope.. Please send them my way..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look...... A ghost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things are very rarely as bad as they seem. Whatever you are going to go through.. It'll pass. This time tomorrow night it'll (hopefully) be over with. Chin up

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Me to have to have dental surgery in the morning no bj's for a while

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"Me to have to have dental surgery in the morning no bj's for a while

I'd say they could be nicer with no teeth in all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a joke about our mutual hatred of Trump ....

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”.... So the Pope raises his and slaps Trump across the face!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about a joke about our mutual hatred of Trump ....

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”.... So the Pope raises his and slaps Trump across the face!!

Thank u!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Things are very rarely as bad as they seem. Whatever you are going to go through.. It'll pass. This time tomorrow night it'll (hopefully) be over with. Chin up "

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday". Tomorrow will be fine too, fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday". Tomorrow will be fine too, fingers crossed

Love this.. Thanks lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do u call a donkey with 3 legs???

A wonkey??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On his son's sixteenth birthday, a wealthy man asked him what he would like and said that he would get anything his heart could desire! The son only asked for a pink ping pong ball. His father was curious but fulfilled his son's birthday wish.

After they had cake and ice cream and the son opened his presents, he went up to his room with the pink ping pong ball and it was never seen again.

The next year, on the son's seventeenth birthday, his father asked him what he wanted saying that, since he was starting university early, he could have anything he wanted! The son only asked for a crate of pink ping pong balls.

Once again his father was confused but happily gave his son what he asked for. After the party he went up to his room with the crate of pink ping pong balls and neither the crate nor the balls were ever seen again.

The next year, on the son's eighteenth birthday, his father asked him what he would like saying that, since eighteen is a big milestone, he could have anything he wanted! The son asked for a truck full of pink ping pong balls this time.

The father couldn't hold in his curiosity any longer and asked "Son, what do you want with all these pink ping pong balls?"

The son only asked that he "trust him a little longer" before he would say. Since his father valued his privacy he didn't pry and simply bought his son a truck full of pink ping pong balls.

After the extravagant eighteenth birthday party he went out to the truck alone. The next morning, the pink ping pong balls were nowhere to be found.

The next year, on his nineteenth birthday, the father asked his son if he still wanted nothing but pink ping pong balls. The son said that he would like "...a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls!"

Since he had predicted as much, and was quite rich, he had his son driven to a warehouse he had purchased for this exact purpose.

When the son got there he asked that the chauffeur leave him there overnight. When he returned the next morning to pick him up the entire warehouse was empty; there were no pink ping pong balls to be found anywhere!

The next year, just before his twentieth birthday, the son was in a bad car crash. While he was recovering in the hospital his father went to visit him on the day of his birthday.

He asked "Son, is there anything I can do to ease your pain? What shall I get you for your birthday?"

The son only asked for a single pink ping pong ball. The father replied "You will have that, of course, only please can you tell me what you do with all these pink ping pong balls?"

The son said he would finally explain once he had his present. The father raced to buy his son what he asked for. He sat down next his son and gave him the pink ping pong ball

"Now, please, tell me what you do with them, son"

The son spoke slowly, with a slight stutter, due to his injuries "I wanted all those pink ping pong balls because I..."

He then sadly passed away.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"What do u call a donkey with 3 legs???

A wonkey??"

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs playing the piano

A honky Tonky wonkey Donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis?

A man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On his son's sixteenth birthday, a wealthy man asked him what he would like and said that he would get anything his heart could desire! The son only asked for a pink ping pong ball. His father was curious but fulfilled his son's birthday wish.