FabSwingers.com forum: Dragons Den Pitch

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dragons, today I'm looking for €100,000 investment for 7% of my company, 'Cock Unlock'.

We've all had situations where trying to type a 4 digit code into a phone or pattern unlock becomes tedious and delays you access to instant porn.

Well, now introducing Cock Unlock feature which scans girth, length tenseness and even down to vein level to match your cock to open your phone instantly. Each match is 1 in a billion cock accurate. Never again will a random cock get into your phone with this secure feature.

Once the phone is water proof this can also work in the shower and outdoors also. Waiting at a bus stop and need to see the latest tweets? no problem with cock unlock, just lash it out, slap it down and tweet to your hearts content

*requires screen size of 7 inches and above.

Two questions:

1. Best name for my new company:'Cock Unlock'or 'Dick Click' or any other suggestions?

2. Anyone else got an idea for a dragons pitch?

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

One of the funniest posts I've read in a long time. I'm 100% behind click dick!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Whats the estimated turn over of the company for 12 months

Does it work on flaccid cocks

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

It does only work for roughly 50% of the population so your losing out on a large demographic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any features for the ladies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats the estimated turn over of the company for 12 months

Our growth is expected to rise sharply in the second half of the year once we get enough dicks involved. Planning to float our company on the cock market

Does it work on flaccid cocks

Yes but you need a flip phone version to keep it held to the screen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It does only work for roughly 50% of the population so your losing out on a large demographic "

There are 7.6 billion people on the planet so if we get close to 50% of that market we will be happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any features for the ladies?"

We have a prototype at the moment called 'Clitorious BIG' which is based on similar concept but with this version you slide a Bluetooth device into your underwear and it scans then matches your clit size and shape to a song that has rhythm which is most likely to get you going and the Bluetooth device vibrates at different intensity levels based on your clits emotional state at that given time

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Is the screen self cleaning or anti bacterial for when someone want to borrow your phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the screen self cleaning or anti bacterial for when someone want to borrow your phone "

One of the advantages to this is that no one will want to touch your phone again, ever.

No more concerns of a friend snooping on photo gallery. Additonal security and piece of mind.

*it is recommended to wipe down the phone at least a the end of the week as the crust build up may interfere with the accuracy.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is the screen self cleaning or anti bacterial for when someone want to borrow your phone

One of the advantages to this is that no one will want to touch your phone again, ever.

No more concerns of a friend snooping on photo gallery. Additonal security and piece of mind.

*it is recommended to wipe down the phone at least a the end of the week as the crust build up may interfere with the accuracy."

Smeg in your ear would not be a good look alright

Will it be 4G or 5G

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will it be 4G or 5G "

5G is default unless you are a chemtrails 'believer' and have a fear of 5G zapping your manhood, then we can offer the 4G equivalent.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Will it be 4G or 5G

5G is default unless you are a chemtrails 'believer' and have a fear of 5G zapping your manhood, then we can offer the 4G equivalent."

Zapping...is that another word for make bigger

Could give it a new USP

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By *parklySassWoman
over a year ago

Sassville

Is BIG on the women's version for Breadth In Gap?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A similar concept has been around for years called Butt Dial.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Minimum 7inch screen? That's pad size, not getting that one into your pocket or shoved down your trousers. I don't think it's practical, for that reason I'm out.

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