FabSwingers.com forum: Valentines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok.. Its Hallmarks biggest day of the year. Let's have your best or worst Valentine verses.

Roses are red

Let me be blunt

It's Valentines Day

But you're still a c**t.

(one for the ex's)

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my wand

But I'm thinking of you

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Roses are Red

I'm on fabswingers

Some people are hot

Some people are mingers

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife/ husband:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Said the carer rummaging in the laundry basket at the old folks home.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Roses are red

I love spaghetti

Especially with meatballs

When will it be ready

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Roses are dead

Violets are silly

Grease up your flaps

Here comes my willy

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lockdown's a bitch

So pornhub must do!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Just ate a chocolate heart thinking of you

you and your cock rock

sweet sweaty memories of the good old times

I'll be a virgin when we meet again.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Roses are red

Lemons are sour

Open your legs

Give me an hour

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Is blow job spelt as one word or two

Feckin hate writing valentine cards

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Is blow job spelt as one word or two

Feckin hate writing valentine cards "

Just go with BJ

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is blow job spelt as one word or two

Feckin hate writing valentine cards

Just go with BJ

With my spelling at least if I get it wrong I'd end up with a whiskey

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