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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Come on in the fires lit the whistling donkeys are beating out the tunes in the corner . What's everyone having first drink is on the house. Nibbles available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Oh thank god', she says coming in out of the cold at the end of a hard aul week. 'Hot whiskey please, a Jameson. And a seat by the fire.' ..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A cold pint of Rockshore lager please Hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zaconey and Coke please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of bud for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sauvignon blanc please Hardy

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Not a problem I'll bring the drinks over folks. Tis a Cold one out. Oh we have kp nuts and tayto's behind the bar.

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Capt. Morgan and Coke and a packet of pub crisps and whatever the others are having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks OP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG it's been that long since I was in a pub I'm abit overwhelmed with choice! Just bring me a pint of Coors and maybe a small navy rum to settle the nerves

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Pint of Canadian or Coors light please young bartender and two packets of cheese and onion crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would murder a Heineken please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fizzy apple juice for me thanks

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Wey haayy the troops have arrived... gonna be a good one. Cheers!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Pint of cider and 3 jagger bombs

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

Pink gin and a diet 7 up please hardy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Jameson please.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"A Jameson please. "

Make it a double ....you deserve one

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"A Jameson please.

Make it a double ....you deserve one "

We still talking about drinks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large gin and tonic with a slice of grapefruit please

Sits at bar stool and takes in the view

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Drink up folks it's happy hour 2 for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey sour if you please bar keep

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Large gin and tonic with a slice of grapefruit please

Sits at bar stool and takes in the view "

While the rest of us take in the view at the bar

Grapefruit ...never heard of it in gin

Everyday a schoolday

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me "

I was just gonna that! U got there before me!

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me

I was just gonna that! U got there before me!"

*say that even!

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Fair play to ya random lol aww the aul place needed a spruce up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Jameson please. "
Cheers Inquisitive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottoms up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me

I was just gonna that! U got there before me!"

Well in that case i will change from Heineken to a double whiskey if its on you... Cheers

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me

I was just gonna that! U got there before me!

*say that even!"

hold on tight to your bag tonight half the country was searching for it the last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Cheeky Vimto and a Refresher B0mb please!

And a shot for everyone else!

Ta much

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me

I was just gonna that! U got there before me! Well in that case i will change from Heineken to a double whiskey if its on you... Cheers "

I'm so generous!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Bottle of corona please with lime

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me

I was just gonna that! U got there before me!

*say that even! hold on tight to your bag tonight half the country was searching for it the last time "

omg!

My Mary popping bag! Best remember to pop it in one of your booths so!!

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me

I was just gonna that! U got there before me!

*say that even! hold on tight to your bag tonight half the country was searching for it the last time

omg!

My Mary popping bag! Best remember to pop it in one of your booths so!!"

I'm giving up on the predictive texts! I'm rolling with it. .!

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Lol aye be as safe as houses in there

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Pint of guinness and a pink snack barman please

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Jez Hardy you've some crowd in tonight and its only 9.30. Nice clientele in the place. Another Capt. Morgan there please and ive found a handbag in my booth... any ideas who owns it

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Tanqueray and tonic please Hardy

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Jez Hardy you've some crowd in tonight and its only 9.30. Nice clientele in the place. Another Capt. Morgan there please and ive found a handbag in my booth... any ideas who owns it "

Omg...does it have an umbrella, lippy, kitchen sink and a standard lamp in it? If it does its mine! Phew! No money in it thou....that's in my bra

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Tanqueray and tonic please Hardy "
hi ball glass or fish bowl

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"Jez Hardy you've some crowd in tonight and its only 9.30. Nice clientele in the place. Another Capt. Morgan there please and ive found a handbag in my booth... any ideas who owns it

Omg...does it have an umbrella, lippy, kitchen sink and a standard lamp in it? If it does its mine! Phew! No money in it thou....that's in my bra "

Could be yours alright! just pulled an endlessly long ... well you know yourself out of it. Swing over to the booth next to the stage and i'll give it to you Mary Poppins is it?

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves


"Tanqueray and tonic please Hardy hi ball glass or fish bowl "

fish bowl clearly!! Cheeky git

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

A black coffee and a remy Martin please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jez Hardy you've some crowd in tonight and its only 9.30. Nice clientele in the place. Another Capt. Morgan there please and ive found a handbag in my booth... any ideas who owns it

Omg...does it have an umbrella, lippy, kitchen sink and a standard lamp in it? If it does its mine! Phew! No money in it thou....that's in my bra

Could be yours alright! just pulled an endlessly long ... well you know yourself out of it. Swing over to the booth next to the stage and i'll give it to you Mary Poppins is it?"

she has had a few gins in her.. don't tell her there's a stage... She will be up singing westlife at top of her voice!!

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Jez Hardy you've some crowd in tonight and its only 9.30. Nice clientele in the place. Another Capt. Morgan there please and ive found a handbag in my booth... any ideas who owns it

Omg...does it have an umbrella, lippy, kitchen sink and a standard lamp in it? If it does its mine! Phew! No money in it thou....that's in my bra

Could be yours alright! just pulled an endlessly long ... well you know yourself out of it. Swing over to the booth next to the stage and i'll give it to you Mary Poppins is it? she has had a few gins in her.. don't tell her there's a stage... She will be up singing westlife at top of her voice!! "

is it up town girl

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Can i gwt a 7up please

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Jez Hardy you've some crowd in tonight and its only 9.30. Nice clientele in the place. Another Capt. Morgan there please and ive found a handbag in my booth... any ideas who owns it

Omg...does it have an umbrella, lippy, kitchen sink and a standard lamp in it? If it does its mine! Phew! No money in it thou....that's in my bra

Could be yours alright! just pulled an endlessly long ... well you know yourself out of it. Swing over to the booth next to the stage and i'll give it to you Mary Poppins is it? she has had a few gins in her.. don't tell her there's a stage... She will be up singing westlife at top of her voice!! "

Someone say stage!

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Can i gwt a 7up please"
sit down there I'll bring it over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any karaoke tonight Hardy ??

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Any karaoke tonight Hardy ?? "

Ahhhh now don't go ruining a good night by you singing

Can I have a soda water and lime please Hardy?

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Any karaoke tonight Hardy ?? "
right folks a bit of hush folks the queen of the silver dollar is gonna belt one out for us. A big round of applause for the one the only insqusitive lady!!!

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Long ass week so going to be greedy!

A double of Jameson dropped into a icy pint of 5 lamps please.

Rhett

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Any karaoke tonight Hardy ??

Ahhhh now don't go ruining a good night by you singing

Can I have a soda water and lime please Hardy? "

oh here's trouble one soda and lime coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any karaoke tonight Hardy ??

Ahhhh now don't go ruining a good night by you singing

Can I have a soda water and lime please Hardy? "

Have you Gin in your handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any karaoke tonight Hardy ?? right folks a bit of hush folks the queen of the silver dollar is gonna belt one out for us. A big round of applause for the one the only insqusitive lady!!! "

I'll wait till I've a few drinks in me

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Any karaoke tonight Hardy ??

Ahhhh now don't go ruining a good night by you singing

Can I have a soda water and lime please Hardy?

Have you Gin in your handbag "

As if I would

I've ear plugs tho

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Is it ok if I get up and sing a song

Friends in low places comes to mind

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Is it ok if I get up and sing a song

Friends in low places comes to mind "

I'll get a straw BM you can pretend it's an ear peice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any karaoke tonight Hardy ??

Ahhhh now don't go ruining a good night by you singing

Can I have a soda water and lime please Hardy?

Have you Gin in your handbag

As if I would

I've ear plugs tho "

You're too kind. I'll pop them in when you're up

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

I'm blocking the fire at this stage.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Can i gwt a 7up please sit down there I'll bring it over "

im still waiting hardy. Im gasping here. You did this the last time as well. shockin service

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Jez lads will ye shut the side door its feckin baltic here by the stage... inquisitive is gonna take someones eye out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get some change for the pool table please Hardy? Anyone up for a game?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a jukebox here?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I get some change for the pool table please Hardy? Anyone up for a game? "

You'll need to get dizzyRose off it first

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west


"Come on in the fires lit the whistling donkeys are beating out the tunes in the corner . What's everyone having first drink is on the house. Nibbles available "

If there is a drink called twist of fate I will have one of those please

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"Is there a jukebox here?"

Hold out once Inquisitive Lady has a few more in her she'll be up singing... definitely worth the wait.

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Can I get some change for the pool table please Hardy? Anyone up for a game? "

I'll play!

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Can I get some change for the pool table please Hardy? Anyone up for a game? "
it's free caulks behind the bar

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"Can I get some change for the pool table please Hardy? Anyone up for a game?

I'll play! "

How about some doubles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of buckfast please, I don't plan on sleeping

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Can i gwt a 7up please sit down there I'll bring it over

im still waiting hardy. Im gasping here. You did this the last time as well. shockin service"

lol its sitting there beside you all along your just noseying in the booths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bulleit old fashioned and a tequila mojito for the lady please barkeep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!! "

Bodyshots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

Bodyshots "

OK you're first then.. Come over here and i lift you up onto the bar!!

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Bulleit old fashioned and a tequila mojito for the lady please barkeep... "
sit down there I'll bring them over lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

Bodyshots OK you're first then.. Come over here and i lift you up onto the bar!! "

Up you go

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Can I get some change for the pool table please Hardy? Anyone up for a game?

I'll play!

How about some doubles!!"

The more the merrier I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardy if you need a hand behind the bar just give me a shout

I know my way around and I'd be

Quick to pull a pint and i always make sure the head is just right

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Hardy if you need a hand behind the bar just give me a shout

I know my way around and I'd be

Quick to pull a pint and i always make sure the head is just right "

Mon round have a trial run see how ya get on

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!! "

U owe me a round so gwan!

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Another round over by the Stage Hardy please... Inquisitive Lady well on now... she'll be up on stage singing soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hardy if you need a hand behind the bar just give me a shout

I know my way around and I'd be

Quick to pull a pint and i always make sure the head is just right Mon round have a trial run see how ya get on "

Sound I'll just go tap a new keg of Coors first

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Hardy if you need a hand behind the bar just give me a shout

I know my way around and I'd be

Quick to pull a pint and i always make sure the head is just right Mon round have a trial run see how ya get on

Sound I'll just go tap a new keg of Coors first "

stick a jacket on its like an ice box down the celler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hardy if you need a hand behind the bar just give me a shout

I know my way around and I'd be

Quick to pull a pint and i always make sure the head is just right Mon round have a trial run see how ya get on

Sound I'll just go tap a new keg of Coors first stick a jacket on its like an ice box down the celler "

Oh I might need a refresher maybe you could slip away pop down and eh keep me warm while you show me??

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Hardy if you need a hand behind the bar just give me a shout

I know my way around and I'd be

Quick to pull a pint and i always make sure the head is just right Mon round have a trial run see how ya get on

Sound I'll just go tap a new keg of Coors first stick a jacket on its like an ice box down the celler

Oh I might need a refresher maybe you could slip away pop down and eh keep me warm while you show me?? "

random mind the bar for me Im away ta show my new barmaid how ta change a keg

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Can i gwt a 7up please sit down there I'll bring it over

im still waiting hardy. Im gasping here. You did this the last time as well. shockin service lol its sitting there beside you all along your just noseying in the booths "

Im keeping an eye for troublemakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach please Hardy if ud be so kind

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"Sex on the beach please Hardy if ud be so kind "

I'll sort that for ya Satisfied 69... Hardy is just giving the pipes a clean out down in the cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex on the beach please Hardy if ud be so kind

I'll sort that for ya Satisfied 69... Hardy is just giving the pipes a clean out down in the cellar "

why thank you.

Might be in need of a tour..

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"Sex on the beach please Hardy if ud be so kind

I'll sort that for ya Satisfied 69... Hardy is just giving the pipes a clean out down in the cellar why thank you.

Might be in need of a tour.. "

It's a bit tight down there and Hardy & Princess are swapping kegs as we speak... but lets see how they are getting on. They might need a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm back (fixes hair and lippy)

Who needs a drink?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I’m a late arrival, I think I need a beer and a Jameson chaser

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Those pipes nice and clean now Princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What cocktail is on special tonight??

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

Sauvignon blanc purlease

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway


"Can I get some change for the pool table please Hardy? Anyone up for a game?

I'll play! "

Me tooooo

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"What cocktail is on special tonight??"

Cupid's Kiss for the weekend that's in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya"

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those pipes nice and clean now Princess "

Emm everything is very much in order thanks for asking. Looking forward to the next keg change

Drink up folks

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one "

You're in the right place for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

U owe me a round so gwan! "

OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Big hand to my new barmaid and random for helping things run smoothly. Chicken and chips are ready folks if yas fancy a leg or breast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one "

Lead the way Madame

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame "

They’re everywhere, it’s like a walk through the woods

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame "

Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame "

The bar staff are distracted and the pool table is full so we are queuing for now...what's a gal gotta do for a drink round here?

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!! "

My mouth is open!!!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame

Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way"

Is it dark down there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok if I get up and sing a song

Friends in low places comes to mind "

NOOOO - Wasnt that on the list of songs to make you pull your ears off

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame

Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way

Is it dark down there..."

Only while the blindfolds on Butterfly... but you'll be in good hands. Trust is everything

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame

They’re everywhere, it’s like a walk through the woods "

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame

Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way

Is it dark down there...

Only while the blindfolds on Butterfly... but you'll be in good hands. Trust is everything "

Indeed and will you be saying that when your blindfolded and...

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame

Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way

Is it dark down there...

Only while the blindfolds on Butterfly... but you'll be in good hands. Trust is everything

Indeed and will you be saying that when your blindfolded and..."

Right Princess and Hardy bars yours... I'm on a Butterfly break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a problem I'll bring the drinks over folks. Tis a Cold one out. Oh we have kp nuts and tayto's behind the bar. "
What about yellow snack bars?

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame

The bar staff are distracted and the pool table is full so we are queuing for now...what's a gal gotta do for a drink round here?"

Sorry was scrubbing the oven there I'll bring your drink over and a bowl a kp nuts ta keep ya ticking over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of heineken and a dubliner whiskey and a packet of salt and vinegar tayto please kind sir

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame

The bar staff are distracted and the pool table is full so we are queuing for now...what's a gal gotta do for a drink round here? Sorry was scrubbing the oven there I'll bring your drink over and a bowl a kp nuts ta keep ya ticking over "

Salty nuts won't cut it after leaving us waiting...I'll be in the cellar tying up random strangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God, can I please have a black Bush with ice while my Guinness is settling,

Please and thanks

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"Oh God, can I please have a black Bush with ice while my Guinness is settling,

Please and thanks "

No black bush im afraid ive searched all over how about a white russian?

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Last orders folks the garda are keeping a tight eye on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!

My mouth is open!!! "

Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"Last orders folks the garda are keeping a tight eye on me "

Be sure to check the cellar before you lockup hardy Butterfly is down there with her blindfold.

Wanna buy you a drink Hardy before lock up... fair play to ya. Had the best night out in months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!

My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in "

Can I help you with anything sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame

Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way

Is it dark down there..."

I hope so...

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Last orders folks the garda are keeping a tight eye on me

Be sure to check the cellar before you lockup hardy Butterfly is down there with her blindfold.

Wanna buy you a drink Hardy before lock up... fair play to ya. Had the best night out in months "

I left when I didn't get served. What poor innocent have you left in the cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A large stiff one Hardy...

Sort me out will ya

Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one

You're in the right place for one

Lead the way Madame

The bar staff are distracted and the pool table is full so we are queuing for now...what's a gal gotta do for a drink round here? Sorry was scrubbing the oven there I'll bring your drink over and a bowl a kp nuts ta keep ya ticking over

Salty nuts won't cut it after leaving us waiting...I'll be in the cellar tying up random strangers "

I'll be a random stranger !! I'm on the stairs already ..

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Last orders folks the garda are keeping a tight eye on me

Be sure to check the cellar before you lockup hardy Butterfly is down there with her blindfold.

Wanna buy you a drink Hardy before lock up... fair play to ya. Had the best night out in months "

I'll have a pint random thanks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!

My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in

Can I help you with anything sir? "

Hello madam... Just seeing if anyone wants one last round?

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!

My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in

Can I help you with anything sir? "

pleasure will you lock up have to say you took to this barmaid job like a duck to water and the customers loved ya "your hired" call round and I'll sort ya out with a few pounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!

My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in

Can I help you with anything sir? pleasure will you lock up have to say you took to this barmaid job like a duck to water and the customers loved ya "your hired" call round and I'll sort ya out with a few pounds "

Course I'll lock up boss. Put your feet up there and give me a shout when you're ready for another pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!

My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in

Can I help you with anything sir? Hello madam... Just seeing if anyone wants one last round? "

Oh I thought you were looking to get a quick one in

I misunderstood

I'll get you a drink now

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!

My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in

Can I help you with anything sir? pleasure will you lock up have to say you took to this barmaid job like a duck to water and the customers loved ya "your hired" call round and I'll sort ya out with a few pounds

Course I'll lock up boss. Put your feet up there and give me a shout when you're ready for another pint "

You're such a lick arse Princess... but then again but great working with ya... Hardy's a great boss in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!

My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in

Can I help you with anything sir? pleasure will you lock up have to say you took to this barmaid job like a duck to water and the customers loved ya "your hired" call round and I'll sort ya out with a few pounds

Course I'll lock up boss. Put your feet up there and give me a shout when you're ready for another pint

You're such a lick arse Princess... but then again but great working with ya... Hardy's a great boss in fairness"

Random maybe you and I could get better aquanted over a little whiskey once clean up is done? You could steer me in the right direction

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!

U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!

My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in

Can I help you with anything sir? pleasure will you lock up have to say you took to this barmaid job like a duck to water and the customers loved ya "your hired" call round and I'll sort ya out with a few pounds

Course I'll lock up boss. Put your feet up there and give me a shout when you're ready for another pint

You're such a lick arse Princess... but then again but great working with ya... Hardy's a great boss in fairness

Random maybe you and I could get better aquanted over a little whiskey once clean up is done? You could steer me in the right direction "

Its freezing now the crowd is thinning out but there's a warm gas fire in the back room and a comfy sofa... bring the Jameson Princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm ready to go clubbing now!!

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"I think I'm ready to go clubbing now!! "

I'm a night owl, I'll join ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm ready to go clubbing now!!

I'm a night owl, I'll join ya! "

Let's go.., i can get us into Krystal....Taxi?... Harcourt Street please

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"I think I'm ready to go clubbing now!!

I'm a night owl, I'll join ya! Let's go.., i can get us into Krystal....Taxi?... Harcourt Street please "

The night is young!

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By *eta74Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

Hendricks for me please and make it a double Mr Hardy .

Not long in from work I'd love one lol.

Ohh the thoughts yum.

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"Hendricks for me please and make it a double Mr Hardy .

Not long in from work I'd love one lol.

Ohh the thoughts yum."

Think Hardy's locked up fir the night Zeta but PleasurePrincess and myself are nursing a bottle of Jameson by the fire in the back room. You're welcome to join us

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By *he wanerding bullMan
over a year ago

cavan

Is kindergarten closed now?

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Some head on me this morning after last nights shenanigans ...Princess you're a bad influence The pub opening for a few tonight Hardy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me a bad influence

Never heard that before

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Some head on me this morning after last nights shenanigans ...Princess you're a bad influence The pub opening for a few tonight Hardy?"
she open for business Mon in

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

Hey all little late to the party

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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Givis a corona Hardy in ur spare time and send two snowballs and a stiff Johnny walker over ta that lass warning her but and making her criac at the fire der..

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Pint of Trouble Brewing Sabotage there please Hardy

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I know it's a Monday night but anyone lookin a hair of the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its moanday man

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By *ardyboy54321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Its moanday man "

https://youtu.be/rdv-lcd76tU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its moanday man

https://youtu.be/rdv-lcd76tU "

Only mentalists or college students go mad on Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not working so i will have pint of bud please and some change for game of pool ??

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