FabSwingers.com forum: Your favourite quotes.

By *ocktailsdreams OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

So tell us all your favourite quotes folks, here is one of mine.

"Always remember a pat on the back is only two foot from a kick in the hole"

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

It’s better to stay quiet and seem a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

and though she be but little she is fierce

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Yippykayay motherfucker

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Nobody is perfect

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I love it when a plan comes together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dream as if you will live forever, Live as if you will die tomorrow.... James Dean

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

There's no point in asking me...ask your mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourites is "without struggle there is no progress".

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Say hello to my little friend...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Put them under pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blessed art thou amongst women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let battle commence

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even in darkness the stars still shine

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

One I’m using a lot recently

“Not my circus, not my monkeys”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This too shall pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all shaped by the content we absorb. Like a radio tuned into the station of life. When you select the best content, you absorb greatness

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Bamford....Bamford.....Bamfordddddddddd!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Realitybites is your only man.

Michael McCarthy Feb 2021.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even in darkness the stars still shine

Lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are all shaped by the content we absorb. Like a radio tuned into the station of life. When you select the best content, you absorb greatness

Ooooooh definitely love this, thank you. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are all shaped by the content we absorb. Like a radio tuned into the station of life. When you select the best content, you absorb greatness

Ooooooh definitely love this, thank you. xx"

No problem

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

You have two ears and one mouth....listen more than you speak

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By *ocktailsdreams OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush. "

A bush in the hand us worth two at the bar

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By *ocktailsdreams OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A bird can sing with a broken wing but never with a broken heart."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it won't matter in five years don't worry about it longer than five minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant get feathers from a frog

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By *ocktailsdreams OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You cant get feathers from a frog

Also you can't pull knickers off a bare arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it hurt

Let it heal

Let it go.

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Those that would trade their freedom for safety deserve neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it hurt

Let it heal

Let it go. "

For some strange reason I want to sing after reading this...let it gooooo,let it goooooo,cant hold it back anymore....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it hurt

Let it heal

Let it go.

For some strange reason I want to sing after reading this...let it gooooo,let it goooooo,cant hold it back anymore....

Was waiting for someone to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it hurt

Let it heal

Let it go.

For some strange reason I want to sing after reading this...let it gooooo,let it goooooo,cant hold it back anymore....

Was waiting for someone to say that

I'm in a singing mood today...

couldn't resist

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Just do it

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By *ocktailsdreams OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

" Every cripple has their own way of walking"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Every cripple has their own way of walking""

Love this

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By *ocktailsdreams OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"" Every cripple has their own way of walking"

Love this

Brendan Behan

He also said this which may be my favourite quote of all time.

I respect kindness in human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

Brendan Behan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bird soars to High, If it soars on its own wings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If we winter this one out, we can summer anywhere”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like like like this one

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Are you going out out or just out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" no point crying over spilled milk" comes up alot in my days lately ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there was work in the bed, he'd sleep on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's for you, won't pass you. I hate this one

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By *ocktailsdreams OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You'll act the pig till the butcher comes.

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Ya can't whistle without a top lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can always be thinner, look better - Patrick Bateman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it hurt

Let it heal

Let it go. "

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's for you, won't pass you. I hate this one

Me too. HATE IT...ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no favourite. But heres one for Fab.

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you dont have a good partner you'd better have a good hand." The bould Mae West

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

After all tomorrow is another day.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I wont settle for mediocre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who wander are not always lost

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By *ocktailsdreams OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

Brendan Behan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

Brendan Behan

That's excellent

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Always remember doing a levels and a guy in class hadn’t submitted homework. The teacher asked where why he had t don’t it, he said he had bit forgot his school bag. The teacher said “you came to school without your school bag? That’s like going to an orgy and not bringing your dick” that quote always comes to mind when someone says they’ve forgotten something.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind in his understanding, which is the worst blindness of all, believes he sees as the best, and scorns a guide.

Samuel Butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.

Oscar Wilde

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Falling down is an accident, staying down is a choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fool me once shame on you, Fool me twice shame on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until the love of power is overturned bye the power of love, the world will know,no peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tree is known by its fruits and not by its roots...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'd had more time, I 'd have written you a shorter letter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing is a horizontal action of a vertical desire.

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By *lex221Man
over a year ago

Waterford

I'll tell you who wrote it. I can remember his name. Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one."----- Eamon Dunphy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The password, is whhhhiskey.

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

The best things come in small packages... so does poison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1)You never know what someone is going through.

Be kind, always.

2)Having manners cost nothing

3) Smile to everyone as often as it is possible. This gesture can make someone's miserable life brighter

4) Every small thing matters

5) Never give up, smile often because life is a bitch

6) Nobody is perfect but by accepting all the imperfections and trying to live a better life make us better people.

My house is full of positive quotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tree is known by its fruits and not by its roots..."

I absolutely love this xx.

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my case against The Never-Ending Story!"

Lionel Hutz

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

My daddy had loads of quotes and some of his own...

there’s more brains in a rocking horse..

You know it’s time to give up, when you’ve one foot in the grave & the other dying to get in.

You made your bed so you gotta lie in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilt is like a bag of bricks all u gotta do is set them down

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By *anon17Man
over a year ago

mayo

Lose lips sink ships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourites is "what other people think of me is none of my business".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't judge a book by its cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either get busy living or get busy dying. - Andy Dufrenes

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By *mac94Man
over a year ago

belfast

60% of the time it works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is too short to drink cheap wine.

Thats why I always drink good whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love is grand. Divorce is 50 grand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is a part of nature, I go along the nature

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

If you dislike a person so much you need to harass them it just shows you are obsessed with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be the man you gotta beat the man wooooo

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Gwan so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this an actual real quotes thread or make up comments/quotes that have no relevance to the topic of the thread. Confused.Com.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gwan so"

Lol

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

You only live once if you do it right once is enough. Mae West.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this an actual real quotes thread or make up comments/quotes that have no relevance to the topic of the thread. Confused.Com."

- Iambackbaby79 (circa 2021)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one "Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1)You never know what someone is going through.

Be kind, always.

2)Having manners cost nothing

3) Smile to everyone as often as it is possible. This gesture can make someone's miserable life brighter

4) Every small thing matters

5) Never give up, smile often because life is a bitch

6) Nobody is perfect but by accepting all the imperfections and trying to live a better life make us better people.

My house is full of positive quotes

Aint that the truth. 6 statements of kindness

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Do as I say not as I do, no, do as I do not as I say, no, do the same as I do, hang on, don't do what I do do what I dont do

Fuck it just do something ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this an actual real quotes thread or make up comments/quotes that have no relevance to the topic of the thread. Confused.Com. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do as I say not as I do, no, do as I do not as I say, no, do the same as I do, hang on, don't do what I do do what I dont do

Fuck it just do something ffs"

The best by far so far, thanks Yoser you really made me smile a big smile hard to come by sometimes.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex appeal is 50% you have got and 50% what people think you have got

Sophia Loren, my fav actress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are all fart and no poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be on self "Always be a first rate version of yourself and not a second version of someone else".

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Do as I say not as I do, no, do as I do not as I say, no, do the same as I do, hang on, don't do what I do do what I dont do

Fuck it just do something ffs

The best by far so far, thanks Yoser you really made me smile a big smile hard to come by sometimes.

You can cum by me anytime Iam

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time but you cannot fool all the people all the time."

Get up Stand Up

Jah Man...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Shiver my timbers

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Confidence is silent.

Insecurities are loud.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Seek respect not attention.

It lasts longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order" - Eric Morecambe

"We'll meet under the big tree" - An Old Friend (invariably used without irony when in a park or such like where there are hundreds of trees)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feck, arse, drink, girls."

Father Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When we treat people merely who they are they remain who they are" .

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Arbeit macht frei

Is one of the phrases I'll never forget because of family history

"I have a dream" is iconic

"One small step for man"

Because its bloody cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others got from your success".

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

""A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others got from your success".

Do you ever sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others got from your success".

Do you ever sleep

Good morning _oser i could ask you i he same question. I haven't trained in a week was wired full of energy, or else i had to much spinach ha ha.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

""A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others got from your success".

Do you ever sleep

Good morning _oser i could ask you i he same question. I haven't trained in a week was wired full of energy, or else i had to much spinach ha ha."

Heading off to do 5k now, will I do it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others got from your success".

Do you ever sleep

Good morning _oser i could ask you i he same question. I haven't trained in a week was wired full of energy, or else i had to much spinach ha ha.

Heading off to do 5k now, will I do it for you

Oh do yes please thanks you're a gem, i will do some training today.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Arbeit macht frei

Is one of the phrases I'll never forget because of family history

"I have a dream" is iconic

"One small step for man"

Because its bloody cool "

You must be related to Johnny Ronan. He caused a fuss a few years ago by using the first one there to slag some people off.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Arbeit macht frei

Is one of the phrases I'll never forget because of family history

"I have a dream" is iconic

"One small step for man"

Because its bloody cool

You must be related to Johnny Ronan. He caused a fuss a few years ago by using the first one there to slag some people off. "

No definitely not but it wouldn't surprise me that he did that ....the mans a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidence is silent. Insecurities are loud ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your silent won't protect you"

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Desperate women throw themselves.

Weak men accept the offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't play the victim in the circumstances you created"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Desperate women throw themselves.

Weak men accept the offer. "

"Being weak sometimes has its benefits"

Me. Just now.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Build a bridge and get over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engage your brain before engaging your mouth

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By *adyPleaser19Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Empty Vessels make the most Noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sufferin succotash

-Sylvester

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Some quote all the same

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Let's get this thread back on track please.

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By *ocktailsdreams OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

" I only drink on two occasions; when I'm thirsty and when I'm not."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can live or die. I have chosen live to the fullest with no regrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever drink on a work night because if you’re gonna be hungover you may as well get paid for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only ever drink on a work night because if you’re gonna be hungover you may as well get paid for it

People in work say this, and because so, we always host our xmas party on a week night. So their hangover is on company time and not their own day off. I goddamn HATE IT!

We have 52 Saturdays a year... we can spare one for our xmas party so we can go crazy one night a year and not have to worry about getting arrested driving to work the next morning, or the torture of looking at spreadsheets with a banging hangover.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits

Albert Einstein

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Dont sweat the small stuff

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By *13_hercMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont wait for your boat to come in.

Swim out to meet it.

#7 bazza

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"You would worry less about what other people thought of you, if you knew how seldom they did"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it’s the people nobody imagines anything of that can do the things nobody can imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So tell us all your favourite quotes folks, here is one of mine.

"Always remember a pat on the back is only two foot from a kick in the hole""

Nothing is impossible to a willing heart ...

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By *omtom1969Man
over a year ago

ashbourne

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By *omtom1969Man
over a year ago

ashbourne

To many asshole

Not enough bullets

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

2 of my faves:

1. The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return - Nat King Cole (also adopted by Moulin Rouge

2. Shoot for the moon & even if you miss, you'll land among the stars - no idea who said it, think I saw it on a graduation card my sister gave me when I got my degree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do the same thing over and over and expect a different result..

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing everyday.

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

“You don’t measure a man’s greatness by his physical size, but by his acts, by the impact he makes on human history.” –

Soichiro Honda

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.

My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A lot of people say a lack of vocabulary is why people swear so much

Rubbish

I know thousands of words but just prefer to use the word Fuck

Billy Connolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind...." B. Marley

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"This too shall pass."

A saying we all should tell ourselves when times are tough - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We accumulate our opinions at an age when our understanding is at its weakest. - G. C. Lichtenberg

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

He had a neck like a Jockeys ball bag...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brace yourself I cumming

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Your going to need a bigger boat".. Jaw's

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a far ,far better thing I do than I have ever done ,it is a far,far better rest I go to than I have ever known

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That's not a knife........ That's a knife!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Get to da choppah"... Predator

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

You talkin to me

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Where we're going we don't need no roads"..Back to the Future

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Like spaghetti I'm straight till I'm wet

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Oh, oh, ohh, ohhhhhhhh

When Harry met Sally.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh, oh, ohh, ohhhhhhhh

When Harry met Sally. "

I'll have whatever she's having

When Harry met Sally

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

There's one for everyone in the audience

Roll it there collette

The late late show

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

It’s far easier to fight for principals than to live up to them.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Its easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.....not sure if thats the right way around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes

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By *omripleyMan
over a year ago

blackrock

"Its easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.....not sure if thats the right way around "

I like that one

use it a lot. Along with ... In my defence i was left unsupervised

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By *ocktailsdreams OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

“New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment ... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.”

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By *ingleStud85Man
over a year ago

Donegal

All right sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill. Assholes and elbows!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Thats all Folks !!!!

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