FabSwingers.com forum: Stiff cock

By *oody Bond OP Man
over a year ago

Sligo

First of all I'm not bragging or anything, keep that in mind please. I just wonder, how stiff can your cock get? Mine gets so stiff it practically goes vertical. I've seen plenty of cocks in my life but have yet to see one that goes like mine, have you? Ps: you can see it on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh...the angles nothing shocking like ha

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Taught that read sniff cock don't mind me please continue

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

Yeah.., I might give the 'look at my penis on my profile' part a miss. But, I'm sure it's great, so well done

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Cut the head/feet of it pluck it clean it out bung it in the oven at 200`c or a fan assisted 180`c for 2 hours

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By *oody Bond OP Man
over a year ago

Sligo

"Ahh...the angles nothing shocking like ha"

Angles? The videos cover all angles really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First of all I'm not bragging or anything, keep that in mind please. I just wonder, how stiff can your cock get? Mine gets so stiff it practically goes vertical. I've seen plenty of cocks in my life but have yet to see one that goes like mine, have you? Ps: you can see it on my profile"

That’s funny OP humbleness from a guy called Gods Cock...

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

That’s funny OP humbleness from a guy called Gods Cock...

Was thinking that. Love the, I’m not bragging or anything but let me brag, opening line too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To answer the 2 questions ...very stiff... and yours is just average in the world of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s funny OP humbleness from a guy called Gods Cock...

Was thinking that. Love the, I’m not bragging or anything but let me brag, opening line too

Ye...The humble brag is subtle... I’m the humblest person in the world..ever.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taught that read sniff cock don't mind me please continue

Ha ha lol naughty lolly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s funny OP humbleness from a guy called Gods Cock...

Oh God humble it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my Leaving Cert Engineering knowledge holds me well, i believe we can measure this using the Charpy test. Hold the base of your peepee in a vice, and then swing a weighted pendulum at it to see at what weight it snaps off.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"If my Leaving Cert Engineering knowledge holds me well, i believe we can measure this using the Charpy test. Hold the base of your peepee in a vice, and then swing a weighted pendulum at it to see at what weight it snaps off.

Every bloke that's just read that is crossing his legs now....thanks Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ps: you can see it on my profile"

just about

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Humble brags aside are we now saying it's acceptable to body shame the op and make size jokes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well he did brings things to attention himself

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Well he did brings things to attention himself

The thread is about angles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well he did brings things to attention himself

The thread is about angles "

Thought it was stiff cock...

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Do you mean stiffness or hardness as there are to totally different test to find each and neither are pleasant. But if you really want to brag you'll have to do at least one of them

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Well he did brings things to attention himself

The thread is about angles

Thought it was stiff cock..."

Regardless of what it is about the question still stands.

Next time a woman starts a thread why don't we all jump in and body shame her and see how long the thread lasts.

An excellent comment on another thread the other day about remaining silent showed that you were on the side of the aggressor so it's about time the rose tinted glasses were put away.

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ahh...the angles nothing shocking like ha

Angles? The videos cover all angles really

Specially the toilet seat one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well he did brings things to attention himself

The thread is about angles

Thought it was stiff cock..."

Stiff competition here.

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"Humble brags aside are we now saying it's acceptable to body shame the op and make size jokes?

Wait what? Has there been body shaming?

I missed that.

I did see an OP by the name of 'Gods Cock', specifically ask 'how stiff can our cocks get' who later asks 'I've yet to see one as stiff as mine,..have you?' and then tells us where to look at his cock?

A thread about angles?

Haha I completely mis read it so. I took it as a call to 'hey come look at my cock'...(God's cock no less'.)

One can only assume the OP expected something in the way of feedback? (size 'jokes' even)

I did see one response calling it 'average' and another that responds 'just about' in relation to where we can see it - followed by a laugh emoji!!

Is this Body shaming?? Really?

Shit. I may reign it in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humble brags aside are we now saying it's acceptable to body shame the op and make size jokes?

Wait what? Has there been body shaming?

I missed that.

A thread about angles?

Haha I completely mis read it so. I took it as a call to 'hey come look at my cock'...(God's cock no less'.)

One can only assume the OP expected something in the way of feedback? (size 'jokes' even)

I did see one response calling it 'average' and another that responds 'just about' in relation to where we can see it - followed by a laugh emoji!!

Is this Body shaming?? Really?

Shit. I may reign it in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humble brags aside are we now saying it's acceptable to body shame the op and make size jokes?

Wait what? Has there been body shaming?

I missed that.

A thread about angles?

Haha I completely mis read it so. I took it as a call to 'hey come look at my cock'...(God's cock no less'.)

One can only assume the OP expected something in the way of feedback? (size 'jokes' even)

I did see one response calling it 'average' and another that responds 'just about' in relation to where we can see it - followed by a laugh emoji!!

Is this Body shaming?? Really?

Shit. I may reign it in...

Spot on..he asked 2 questions which were honestly answered

And... if a woman starts a thread asking how pert are her boobs when her pair of milkers are hovering below her knees the answer will be honest also...That's not body shaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP i have three cocks, one small one medium and the other is a monster. The small stands nice and stiff the medium hangs a little and the monsters falls between my knees lol. All jokes aside i couldn't truly help with what you wish to know as my cocks are made of silicone stuff. I'm sure all the "real men" can help you with there view to your godly cock, how blessed you are to have such a good looking stiff cock.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Of course it's a look at my cock thread. That's blindingly obvious.

It's also a public forum where very few threads stay on track.

The point is that comments have been made specifically in regard to appearance and size so where exactly do we draw the line between trying to be funny and actually body shaming.

There is an element in these forums who are quick to condemn when there is the slightest hint of an inappropriate comment directed at a woman but the silence is deafening when the same or similar comments are directed at men.

Using the excuse that there were "only" two such comments and trying to justify one because it was hiding behind an emoji wouldn't sit well if the op were a woman so why should it now?

If people are happy to accept there are different rules for men and women that's on them but believe it or not it's possible to have a sense of humour and get in the spirit of a thread without shaming physical appearance.

Then again I'm just a voice in the wilderness and nobody else really gives a flying fuck so carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done on the blood flow

Reminds me of those spring door stops (yes I looked, for shame)...never fancied mounting one of those though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humble brags aside are we now saying it's acceptable to body shame the op and make size jokes?

Wait what? Has there been body shaming?

I missed that.

A thread about angles?

Haha I completely mis read it so. I took it as a call to 'hey come look at my cock'...(God's cock no less'.)

One can only assume the OP expected something in the way of feedback? (size 'jokes' even)

I did see one response calling it 'average' and another that responds 'just about' in relation to where we can see it - followed by a laugh emoji!!

Is this Body shaming?? Really?

Shit. I may reign it in...

Yes i actually don't see any direct shaming there and thought the "just about" could be meant as a joke in relation to the fact you can't actually miss it with the videos and pictures and the light shone apon it as "gods cock".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations on being able to get and erection OP!

The peno public angle has got nothing to do with how "stiff" you can get your cock.

I'm not going to bother looking at it, it's an idiotic assumption/claim you've made but the purpose of your thread was probably so that people would look at your profile for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think there is any double standards going on here.

I don't remember ever seeing a woman create a thread saying "look at my boobs. Have you ever seen boobs this great? I havent". Or anything like that.

And if they did, I'm sure there would be plenty of fellow ladies who would be quick to throw in a dig.

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I also have a mickey that is erect from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think there is any double standards going on here.

I don't remember ever seeing a woman create a thread saying "look at my boobs. Have you ever seen boobs this great? I havent". Or anything like that.

And if they did, I'm sure there would be plenty of fellow ladies who would be quick to throw in a dig. "

I couldn't agree more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think there is any double standards going on here.

I don't remember ever seeing a woman create a thread saying "look at my boobs. Have you ever seen boobs this great? I havent". Or anything like that.

And if they did, I'm sure there would be plenty of fellow ladies who would be quick to throw in a dig. "

I don't even think it's digs here, the OP is potentially asking for people to more or less rate is cock. When people do they are immediately body shaming, he clearly just wants some reassurance that his godly god is so powerful that he has us all in knots here and bigering lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think there is any double standards going on here.

I don't remember ever seeing a woman create a thread saying "look at my boobs. Have you ever seen boobs this great? I havent". Or anything like that.

And if they did, I'm sure there would be plenty of fellow ladies who would be quick to throw in a dig.

I couldn't agree more. "

I couldn't agree more that your pictures just blinded me and i forgot what i was going to say, gorgeous bold girl xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think there is any double standards going on here.

I don't remember ever seeing a woman create a thread saying "look at my boobs. Have you ever seen boobs this great? I havent". Or anything like that.

And if they did, I'm sure there would be plenty of fellow ladies who would be quick to throw in a dig.

I couldn't agree more.

I couldn't agree more that your pictures just blinded me and i forgot what i was going to say, gorgeous bold girl xx.

Why thank you, you've got me blushing now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think there is any double standards going on here.

I don't remember ever seeing a woman create a thread saying "look at my boobs. Have you ever seen boobs this great? I havent". Or anything like that.

And if they did, I'm sure there would be plenty of fellow ladies who would be quick to throw in a dig.

I couldn't agree more.

I couldn't agree more that your pictures just blinded me and i forgot what i was going to say, gorgeous bold girl xx.

Why thank you, you've got me blushing now!

No need to blush i must speak my mind when i get that distracted, you just look delishious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course it's a look at my cock thread. That's blindingly obvious.

It's also a public forum where very few threads stay on track.

The point is that comments have been made specifically in regard to appearance and size so where exactly do we draw the line between trying to be funny and actually body shaming.

Using the excuse that there were "only" two such comments and trying to justify one because it was hiding behind an emoji wouldn't sit well if the op were a woman so why should it now?

Then again I'm just a voice in the wilderness and nobody else really gives a flying fuck so carry on. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every bloke that's just read that is crossing his legs now....thanks Gary "

Buahahahahaha Mr Bog and Gary, you are the best duo on fab!

Anytime I read a thread and your posts there is always a reason to laugh!

Thank you Guys! Its Friday and Im loving it!

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every bloke that's just read that is crossing his legs now....thanks Gary

Buahahahahaha Mr Bog and Gary, you are the best duo on fab!

Anytime I read a thread and your posts there is always a reason to laugh!

Thank you Guys! Its Friday and Im loving it!

Hahahaha"

We definitely need a laugh to much Hitlers and gods around although i don't like to mess with God or goddesses to be fair. Life is to short.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Congratulations on fulfilling Godwin's Rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stayed on for Leaving Cert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations on fulfilling Godwin's Rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humble brags aside are we now saying it's acceptable to body shame the op and make size jokes?

One could say the OP is doing exactly the same thing in his own status, no?

Anyway. Back to the OP. Yes that's pretty stiff. Does that level of inflexibility cause any issues in terms of positions? I'd be worried about breaking you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stiffness is every cock ? What use is it soft lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Congratulations on fulfilling Godwin's Rule

Everyday a school day ,I had to look it up

Thanks RB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stayed on for Leaving Cert?

I know shocking. One would assume I skipped straight to university,but my Mammy didn't want me moving away at 13, so I was forced to go through the whole rigmarole of secondary school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations on fulfilling Godwin's Rule

Thank you lol.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

What happened here, where's all the stiffness gone? It seems shorter than yesterday.... the thread I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations on fulfilling Godwin's Rule

Everyday a school day ,I had to look it up

Thanks RB "

Me too! Haha , never heard it before, but its definitly true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened here, where's all the stiffness gone? It seems shorter than yesterday.... the thread I mean.

Ha ha Miss doghunter loving the humour. The OP hasn't engaged much really but am sure if you stiff around he will return at some point.

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By *oody Bond OP Man
over a year ago

Sligo

:D well this turned out to be hilarious, quite entertaining, ha ha. I'd like to thank you all for your valuable feedback but I do have to agree that a similar post made by woman would have a completely different outcome but that's a conversation for a different day. Ps: trying to make someone feel bad by telling them they are small is quite low, it definitely doesn't affect me but the simple fact of doing something like that is nasty.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

":D well this turned out to be hilarious, quite entertaining, ha ha. I'd like to thank you all for your valuable feedback but I do have to agree that a similar post made by woman would have a completely different outcome but that's a conversation for a different day. Ps: trying to make someone feel bad by telling them they are small is quite low, it definitely doesn't affect me but the simple fact of doing something like that is nasty. "

I'm pretty sure that if a woman posted a thread about how her penis stood up vertically when stiff that it would indeed have had a different outcome

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By *oody Bond OP Man
over a year ago

Sligo

I'm pretty sure that if a woman posted a thread about how her penis stood up vertically when stiff that it would indeed have had a different outcome

Ha ha, good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure that if a woman posted a thread about how her penis stood up vertically when stiff that it would indeed have had a different outcome

I have given my two pence about my three cocks and how they operate lol. As for the small cock comment where is it actually stated in this thread to the OP that his cock is small, i don't see it. Some people have a fetish for the humiliation of small cock but yes i must agree it should be threaded carefully. But if i am chatting with the potential of a meet and if the cock is to small for me then i am honest about it rather than lead the person on. Then if the person still wants to play in different ways and i have the connection and chemistry so be if but honesty comes first ans first and foremost. Also if a guy says to a woman "your boobs are to small" isn't this an equal "body shaming comment and yes it happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

57 comments including this one... Mission accomplished I'd say

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

Ah lads, this isn't the Dock in the high Court, its banter and random chat, a bit of slagging thrown in too. I havnt looked at the OP's obvious pride and joy, but im sure he feels as proud as punch of his angle of the dangle. Mine is bigger, by the way, but im not going to show it off here.. Just say in. Strangely, nobody mentions cock size over on the camping forum, i think I'll head over there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the OP starts a thread as arrogant as that when he actually looks so average it is not body shaming he has got it is piss taking.

Ps I do like a very stiff cock all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a great looking cock

Erm....not much else to say.

Did you do anything to achieve this or was it a gift...?

...enjoy....

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Such is life, people disagree. One mans COCKiness can be another's mans trigger! OP states he has a great sense of humour in his bio and has been on here over a year so I am going to take it that he was well aware that this thread was going to go down like a deflated cock

I say god bless your blood flow op but I have one question...how floppy is it when it's not trying to take your eye out?

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