FabSwingers.com forum: Valentine verses

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK so the manbeast has allocated the valentine matches.

Let's share some verses that people might want to use

Hey you, you're often on my mind. You're a terrific person, one of a kind. I'm sending this poem because I want to say. I'm thinking of you on Valentines Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red

Poison ivy itches

Shiver me timbers

There's some hot ass bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Now get yer kit off

And give us a screw

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am saucy

I am hot

I wanted a match

But I was forgot

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Violets are Blue

Roses are Red

Get out of your clothes

And take me to bed

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I am saucy

I am hot

I wanted a match

But I was forgot

Not a chance!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are... Violet

I ate a bad curry

Now I'm stuck on the toilet..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Roses are red

Violets are... Violet

I ate a bad curry

Now I'm stuck on the toilet..

Dont forget to take a picture...women love the toilet pictures

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Roses are red

Violets are... Violet

I ate a bad curry

Now I'm stuck on the toilet..

Dont forget to take a picture...women love the toilet pictures "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The dog is my favourite

But you're ok too.

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Roses are red

I love you to bits

Now take off your bra

And jiggle your TITS

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Kitchen sex

The only way to get laid on an island in 2021.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knickers are red,

Knickers are blue,

If you do not love me,

Then knickers to you!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I love your style

I love your class

But most of all

I love your big Ass

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Roses are Red

Lemons are Sour

Open your legs

And give me an Hour

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You suck me,

And I'll fuck you!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Roses are Red

Chocolate is Brown

Calm the fuck down

Your getting neither

Ooookkkk ill stop now

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Viplets are blue,

Dont do anal,

If you don't like poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like you

You like me

Come on over

Let's have tea

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Roses are stupid

Violets are silly

Grease up your flaps

Here comes my willy

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I like Guinness,

You like wine,

It makes you wet,

So come to mine.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Roses are Red

Voilets are.....

A fuck this shit

Let's just screw

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Violets are device,

Suck in my cock,

Drink my penis wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just realised you've block me

Now laying in a fetal position sobbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to be a rubber duck

and have a bath with you,

The thought of it drives me dippy

The two of us all wet and slippy

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Roses are red,

Violets are device,

Suck in my cock,

Drink my penis wine."

So So Durty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cow goes moo

The dog goes woof

Lets go back to yours

And do some stuff

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Be it long

Be it short

Jiggle it about

And make it spurt

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just realised you've block me

Now laying in a fetal position sobbing

Brilliant

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Roses are red

You like my cock

I send a picture

And yet you just block

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah these are brill

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I love you, you love me

We're a happy family

With a great big hug

And a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me too?

It's earworm time

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Your high heels click,

Cover my penis in batter

And then suck my dick.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

You're from Tir Na Nog,

How's your gag reflex?

Dont want you to boke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

They are making me read this,

Please pay the ransom money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

My name is Dave.

This makes no sense,

Microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less is more

A chroí

A stór

The less you say the better

Less is more

my ears

are sore

These words dont make me wetter

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Daffodils are yellow,

Make me orgasm

And hear me bellow!

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

My TV is black,

Suck on my cock

And empty my sack.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

I'm not great at rhymes

They're often ok

But I add a couple of unnecessary words or syllables in the last line sometimes.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

I'm an Irish man,

I'll ride you all night

Keep up if you can.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He's Michael not Mick

Likes vagina not dick

If you've got a nice rack

Ring now for a Big Mac.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He's Michael not Mick

Likes vagina not dick

If you've got a nice rack

Ring now for a Big Mac."

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

If getting the ride is your only plan

Realitybites is your only man!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"If getting the ride is your only plan

Realitybites is your only man!

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

In days of old

When men were bold

And women weren't invented

Men used to bore holes

In telegraph poles

And were quite contented

It's not a roses one like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Apples are sweet

Tell me my dear

What do you want to eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Salmon is pink

Do you want whiskey or vodka to drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfizer Biontech may turn you red,

Moderna could turn you blue,

If you listen to conspiracies,

May improve your 5G coverage too.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pfizer Biontech may turn you red,

Moderna could turn you blue,

If you listen to conspiracies,

May improve your 5G coverage too."

Genius

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By *odeenMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your a crap shag

Your brothers crap too

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Sealed

With

Little

Kink

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Roses are Red

Violets are Red

Everything's Red

And everyone's dead

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

My cat is diabetic

My dog he has rabies

Get down on all fours

And ill fill you with babies

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Fab is the link

To meet people of kink

But not at the moment

Because of a covid postponement

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Fab is the link

To meet people of kink

But not at the moment

Because of a covid postponement "

Kinks there are many

Like wrestling in jelly

Even bondage and spanking

But at the moment it’s mainly wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Daffodils are yella

I love when a wife

Watches me fuck her fella

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

This one doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violence is twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted....

(alternate: roses are red, violets are gayer, fuck this poem, listen to slayer

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hushed

I blush.

My heart is mush.

I gush.

I think I have a crush.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hushed

I blush.

My heart is mush.

I gush.

I think I have a crush.

A thing of beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hushed

I blush.

My heart is mush.

I gush.

I think I have a crush.

A thing of beauty "

Aww

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Volkswagons are class,

Bend right over,

And ill spank your ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose are red

Violets are green

I like your legs

And what is between.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hushed

I blush.

My heart is mush.

I gush.

I think I have a crush.

A thing of beauty

Aww

And a poem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Beware the pricks”

Take a porcupine

As your valentine,

Initial elation

Will end in deflation.

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The world is beautiful

And so are you

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm about to cum

All over you

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By *ducatedFool88Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Roses make me sneeze

So get on your knees.

Or could you sit on my face?

So i can take you to space!

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Roses are rotten

My balls are blue

Forget what it feels like

To have a screw

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

For valentines this year

Kaizer matched me with Devine

I'll send her a card saying

"Will you be mine "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Dads turn to make dinner,

Chicken nuggets and stew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Dads turn to make dinner,

Chicken nuggets and stew"

Hmm. Antoin are you on the wrong thread, this one's for wooing, not stewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Dads turn to make dinner,

Chicken nuggets and stew

Hmm. Antoin are you on the wrong thread, this one's for wooing, not stewing

Only chance I’ll have of being wooed this Valentines is if this house turns out to be haunted

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Roses are white

Lillys are too

Suck on me knob

And swallow me goo

Its easy to rhyme

And dirty stuff to say

A filthy fucker

All fucking day

But fab is hard

The ladies have pick

They get sick and tired

Of dick after dick

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I love your long legs

And your knickers of lace

Now get down on your knees

'Til I cum on your face.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Get down on your knees

You might as well risk it

If you do a good job

I'll give you a biscuit.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Get down on your knees

You might as well risk it

If you do a good job

I'll give you a biscuit.

Does he know

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Roses are red

Violets are sick

I cannot wait

To suck your dick...

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