FabSwingers.com forum: The centipede

By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

So this old man meets a down on his luck Centipede with a stutter in the park.

After a while they become pals and a while longer the old man offers his new pal logging.

All is great the best of pals they become.

Now 1 night on the news the old man hears lock down is over and pubs are reopen.

So he shouts into the Centipede,, Come on pal I'm taking you for a pint

The Centipede says nothing, old man hits the shower, when finished he noticed the Centipede is still sitting there, come on pal get a move on, let's go, Centipede still says nothing,

Old man goes and gets dressed, comes back downstairs, Centipede still just sitting there.

What's wrong Pal says the old man did you not hear or understand me.

To which the Centipede finally replies.

I, I, I heard you the FFffirst time,

I'm Still PPPputting on my Ffking Shoes,

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over a year ago

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Soooooo 1.. Did ye ever get his shoes on?

2.. Did they go for pints?

So many unanswered questions

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Soooooo 1.. Did ye ever get his shoes on?

2.. Did they go for pints?

So many unanswered questions

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ahhh Jesus old friend, Htf are you,

Na they gave up and ordered takeaway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great film

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Never seen it

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Never seen it"

It's shit

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"So this old man meets a down on his luck Centipede with a stutter in the park.

After a while they become pals and a while longer the old man offers his new pal logging.

All is great the best of pals they become.

Now 1 night on the news the old man hears lock down is over and pubs are reopen.

So he shouts into the Centipede,, Come on pal I'm taking you for a pint

The Centipede says nothing, old man hits the shower, when finished he noticed the Centipede is still sitting there, come on pal get a move on, let's go, Centipede still says nothing,

Old man goes and gets dressed, comes back downstairs, Centipede still just sitting there.

What's wrong Pal says the old man did you not hear or understand me.

To which the Centipede finally replies.

I, I, I heard you the FFffirst time,

I'm Still PPPputting on my Ffking Shoes,

There is a WhatsApp video circulating of a old guy trying to tell this joke (or a slight variation) and failing because he keeps laughing. It’s actually funnier than the joke

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"So this old man meets a down on his luck Centipede with a stutter in the park.

After a while they become pals and a while longer the old man offers his new pal logging.

All is great the best of pals they become.

Now 1 night on the news the old man hears lock down is over and pubs are reopen.

So he shouts into the Centipede,, Come on pal I'm taking you for a pint

The Centipede says nothing, old man hits the shower, when finished he noticed the Centipede is still sitting there, come on pal get a move on, let's go, Centipede still says nothing,

Old man goes and gets dressed, comes back downstairs, Centipede still just sitting there.

What's wrong Pal says the old man did you not hear or understand me.

To which the Centipede finally replies.

I, I, I heard you the FFffirst time,

I'm Still PPPputting on my Ffking Shoes,

There is a WhatsApp video circulating of a old guy trying to tell this joke (or a slight variation) and failing because he keeps laughing. It’s actually funnier than the joke

I got sent it last night,

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Never seen it

It's shit

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that's what I got from the trailer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great film"

I thought it was sew sew.

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Great film

I thought it was sew sew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen it

It's shit

that's what I got from the trailer

The beginning was good but ending was quite bad

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